Back by popular demand.....LOL!

yup LOL!

Any good tree stories lately? 

I HATE TREES! The only good tree, is a dead tree!

Awww now come on, don't blame the trees for what the storm did. 
I agree it was an awful waste of your nice classic car. 
Insurance never wants to pay for old cars, or anything else for 
that matter. 

This boards most recent URL, 81.248.1.174 LOL!!! 

FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING MALE-BASHING JOKES

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None -- It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? 
Because a
woman
who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be 
able to
support you.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to 
stand closer
to
the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say Something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

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How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling 
at the
front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A woman who won't do what she's told.

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I married Miss Right.

I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months:

I don't like to interrupt her.

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex 
drive by
90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake.

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Marriage is a 3-ring circus:

Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.

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Our last fight was my fault:

My wife asked me, "What's on the TV?"

I said, "Dust!"

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

Then God created Man and rested.

Then God created Woman.

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

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A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo 
Drive and
said,
"I haven't eaten anything for days."

She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

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Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of 
Africa a man
doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad: "That happens in every country, son."

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A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:

"Wife Wanted."

The next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing:

"You can have mine."

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to 
forget it
once.

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the 
street
with a
bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.

Trees hate you too ..
They secretly harbour an urge to smash your car up.
When hippies hug 'em they hate that too.
They're like WTF???? FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
Trees try to arrange your death.
They're sick of you ..
True. They're rooted to the spot:
They can't haul ass after you and leave you majorly injured.
They want to anyway.
They silently scheme and hate your fucking guts!
That's trees.
They told me to tell ya.
*THE TIME IS NEARING WHEN THE ARMIES OF THE TREES WILL UNROOT 
THEMSELVES*
*THEY WILL DO THIS IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT WHEN EVERYONE IS 
SLEEPING*
*THEY WILL DRIFT DOWN ALL THE MAJOR HIGHWAYS - 1000's AND 1000's 
AND 1000's OF THEM.*
*THEY WILL HEAD FOR THE CARPARKS ..*
*THEY WILL SMASH ALL YOUR CARS TO PIECES!!!!*
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*

"Beware the ides of march" remember? so it seems to go, must be 
a bad time to start a war, or it denotes the reason by time. 
throughout history...........
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Mikes truth is stronger than allies`fiction 

IT WAS not just the most brilliant Oscar acceptance speech ever 
given but the first Great Truth of the 21st Century.
"We live in fictitious times, where we have fictitious election 
results that elect a fictitious president.
"We live in a time where we have a man sending us to war for 
fictitious reasons."
When Michael Moore delivered those words in March he outraged 
not just the scalpel-riven multi-millionaires in the Los Angeles 
audience but self-styled patriots on both sides of the Atlantic.

Our Boys are about to go to war, they said, and all this dirty 
commie bastard can do is abuse the freedoms they are ready to 
die for.
But their words simply backed up Moore's belief that we were 
choking in a smog of fabrication. Ask Rob Kelly, whose son 
Andrew was the youngest soldier killed in Iraq. Back then he 
believed the fiction was fact. Now he is incandescent over a 
young life laid down for a lie.

And now that the truth unravels, the smokescreen grows thicker. 
New fiction is produced to distract attention away from the 
fiction which killed, and still kills, so many.

Our government invents a row with the BBC to stop us finding out 
the true extent of their lies. We hear of dodgy dossiers and 
dubious intelligence aimed at kidding us we could be wiped out 
in 45 minutes.

Tony Blair shifts around like a cornered thief claiming it 
wasn't Weapons of Mass Destruction that threatened us after all, 
but Weapons of Mass Destruction Programmes. Programmes being 
more abstract, and thus easier to "find".

Meanwhile the poisonous concoction spreads around the world. 
Washington claims it was fed made-up British intelligence about 
Iraq obtaining uranium from Niger.

In Iraq Arnold Schwarzenegger, this brainless bastard, plugging 
his latest piece of celluloid fantasy, tells US troops that The 
Terminator is merely an invention but "you guys are the true 
terminators."

And as they whoop and holler, the families of 5,000 murdered 
Iraqi citizens still wail and holler over their loved ones, 
obscenely terminated for fictitious reasons. George Bush flies 
into Africa to establish a strategic foot-hold in the next great 
untapped oil-field.

He looks into a building where Alabama-bound slaves were once 
held in shackles, talks about our collective shame, yet fails to 
realise he is holding innocent men in shackles in Guantanamo Bay.

The most powerful man on Earth calls on all human beings to 
solve poverty in Africa, where half the people live on less than 
a dollar a day, yet fails to acknowledge he has just spent $40 
billion fighting a war for bogus reasons.

As for Tony Blair, he counts the days when he can slip out of 
the firing line and head with Cherie to Cliff Richard's Barbados 
mansion, where this merry band of Christians will no doubt hold 
hands and thank the Lord for their own world of peace and plenty.

Take a bow, Michael Moore. You were spot-on. And nobody realises 
that more than we British. How ironic that on the day the 
Foreign Affairs Committee released its non-findings on the great 
fictional war, Collins Dictionary declared that the 
word "bollocks" was now an acceptable part of our language.

It has been for many months, folks. Especially at the highest 
level.

I am not a tree! I am an ENT!

Only if you brought back souvenirs

How is it that you are always the first poster on here when the 
board gets refreshed?  I was trying to be first!  :)

He's just real lucky, I guess.. he he. just not with trees :) 

Mostly the trick is avoiding real work as much as possible and 
getting paid for it! Actually I spent much of the day e-
mailing "we're sorry" notes to customers and vendors in the wake 
of yet another giant screwup by the fearless president of the 
company. She was taken in by a virus hoax e-mailed to her from 
our western sales rep and he thought it was the real deal too. 
Both are idiots. So she goes ahead and deletes the suspect .exe 
file from everyones computer last night and e-mails ALL contacts 
even though three of us told the dumb b**ch this warning did not 
pass the smell test for a number of reasons. This is the hoax:

http://hoaxbusters.ciac.org/HBMalCode.shtml#jdbgmgr

Ah yes.  I remember that one.  Some of my users fell for that 
one too AFTER I sent an email warning about it.  It amazes me 
how some people just read right over what you send them and then 
bitch about how they screwed up and why it wasn't prevented.  I 
always assign them with the ID-10-T error.  

From: Marie 
To: X 
Date: Tue Jul 15 23:24:26 2003 
Message:
WHY WOULD I ATTEND A CANDLELIGHT VIGIL?

Because, you're as queer as a three dollar bill and thats the 
sort of thing you people gravitate towards. Come to OKC and I'll 
clean your fuckin clock, freak!


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From: X 
To: MAREEK 
Date: Wed Jul 16 00:13:29 2003 
Message:
YOU'LL CLEAN MY CLOCK? WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
I NEED MY CLOCK CLEANED......REALLY BAD!
BUT THE PROBLEM IS: I BELIEVE THAT OKIES STINK LIKE SHIT, AND I 
DON'T THINK I'D LIKE TO BE IN A PLACE THAT'S SO OFFENSIVE TO GOD 
THAT HE SENDS TORNADOS THERE ON A REGULAR BASIS, NOT TO MENTION 
THE EXPLODING BUILDINGS.
BUT IF I EVER DECIDE THAT I'D LIKE TO HANG AROUND A BUNCH OF 
HALF-WITS, AND WOMEN WHO FIND USING A WASHCLOTH TOO COMPLICATED, 
I'LL BE SURE TO LET YOU KNOW.

HAVE A GOOD ONE, YA HEAR?

From: X 
To: MARIE 
Date: Mon Jul 14 23:30:22 2003 
Message:
X: Ha! What can I say you sick son of a bitch! The closest you 
will ever get to my skirt______________________________________

I ASSURE YOU I DON'T WANT YOU, OR ANY DISGUSTING THING THAT 
MIGHT RESIDE IN OR AROUND YOUR SKIRT. 

From: 
To: Sad 
Date: Mon Jul 14 23:35:21 2003 
Message:
No nation comes screaming to america for help. 9 times out of 10 
its the u.s. butting its big ugly nose into someone elses 
business.

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From: Marie 
To: 
Date: Tue Jul 15 00:01:23 2003 
Message:
Yeah ah huh, just tell that to Britain, France, Spain, Italy, 
Portugal, etc. etc. Where they would all be speaking German now 
if they hadnt SCREAMED for AMERICAN Help! Not to Mention, 
Canada, Hungary, Greece, Holland, Polland and the list goes on. 
Better study your history better moron!

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From: X 
To: MARIE 
Date: Tue Jul 15 03:52:26 2003 
Message:
THE NAME OF THE COUNTRY IS POLAND. BETTER STUDY YOUR SPELLING 
BETTER MORON!
AND JUST TO SHOW HOW MUCH YOU KNOW YOUR HISTORY, ITALY WAS ON 
GERMANY'S SIDE IN WWII. SO I VERY MUCH DOUBT THAT THEY WERE 
SCREAMING FOR AMERICA TO HELP THEM! IDIOT!!!
DID YOU EVEN MAKE IT PAST THE 4TH GRADE? ROFL!

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From: Marie 
To: X 
Date: Wed Jul 16 10:12:28 2003 
Message:
Go back to school dweeb!!!
And Bite Me!!!!

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From: Marie 
To: X 
Date: Wed Jul 16 10:14:00 2003 
Message:
What's Liberia doing right now? SCREAMING for the US to help 
them! Now say something else smartass and untrue!!

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From: Marie 
To: X 
Date: Wed Jul 16 10:18:00 2003 
Message:
Since when did you become such a spell checker? What makes you 
so high and mighty?

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From: X 
To: MARIE 
Date: Wed Jul 16 11:19:00 2003 
Message:
Yeah ah huh, just tell that to Britain, France, Spain, Italy, 
Portugal, etc. etc. Where they would all be speaking German now 
if they hadnt SCREAMED for AMERICAN Help! Not to Mention, 
Canada, Hungary, Greece, Holland, Polland and the list goes on. 
Better study your history better moron!__________________________

FUNNY THING.....I DON'T SEE LIBERIA MENTIONED IN THIS POST 
ANYWHERE. I AM VERY HAPPY THAT YOU ARE ABLE TO CHANGE THE 
SUBJECT, BUT IT DOES NOT CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW 
WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT. IT'S QUITE CLEAR AS TO WHO 
NEEDS TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL MARIE.....


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From: X 
To: MARIE 
Date: Wed Jul 16 11:26:06 2003 
Message:
Since when did you become such a spell checker? What makes you 
so high and mighty?______________________________________________

SINCE WHEN DID IT MAKE SOMEONE "HIGH AND MIGHTY" TO KNOW HOW TO 
SPEAK AND SPELL IN THEIR OWN LANGUAGE? FOR SOMEONE WHO 
SUPPOSEDLY CARES SO MUCH FOR AMERICA, YOU SURE HAVEN'T PROVEN 
THAT YOU CARED ENOUGH TO LEARN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, OR TO HAVE 
BOTHERED TO HAVE LEARNED MUCH ABOUT AMERICAN HISTORY, SINCE YOU 
SEEM TO BE HAPPY JUST TO MAKE IT UP AS YOU GO ALONG.



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From: Marie 
To: X 
Date: Wed Jul 16 11:26:24 2003 
Message:
I wasnt talking to you in the first place, and needing school 
for you is like needing a parachute. If it wasnt there the first 
time, chances are you won't be needing it again.


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From: X 
To: ALL 
Date: Wed Jul 16 11:43:55 2003 
Message:
AS USUAL, MUDWUMP TRIES AS HARD AS HE CAN TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
LOL!!!

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From: X 
To: MARIE 
Date: Wed Jul 16 11:45:48 2003 
Message:
OBVIOUSLY, ONCE AGAIN, YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF WHAT YOU'RE TALKING 
ABOUT! A MESSAGE ON A MESSAGE BOARD IS NOT A PRIVATE 
CONVERSATION....ANYONE CAN RESPOND. IT'S AMUSING THAT YOU TELL 
ME I'M STUPID, BUT YOU HAVE PROVEN COUNTLESS TIMES THAT YOU 
DON'T HAVE A CLUE AS TO WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

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From: Marie 
To: X 
Date: Wed Jul 16 11:46:48 2003 
Message:
Ok smartass!!
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From: X 
To: MARIE 
Subject: DUMB AND DUMBERER 
Date: Mon Jul 14 23:46:18 2003 
Message:
_____________________________________

Dumberer?
Oh yes you have mastered the English Language! Check your own 
before you stick your foot in your mouth!

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From: X 
To: MARIE 
Date: Wed Jul 16 12:12:44 2003 
Message:
THAT WAS IN REFERENCE TO A NEW MOVIE THAT WAS RECENTLY RELEASED.
IT WILL MOST PROBABLY BE IN OKLAHOMO'S THEATERS BY THE END OF 
THE YEAR.

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From: X 
To: MARIE 
Date: Wed Jul 16 12:14:54 2003 
Message:
YOU DO HAVE THEATERS DOWN THERE......................DON'T YOU?

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From: Merlyn 
To: Marie 
Subject: LOL! 
Date: Wed Jul 16 12:16:34 2003 
Message:
Queen x is actually trying to cover up the fact that he can't 
type. He never uses the *shift* key LOL!!! Because he is a 
Maggot! LOL!! The fact he is WALTER is even more funny!! He 
cannot deny it as he has admitted it LOL!! What an idiot! 

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From: X 
To: MARIE 
Date: Wed Jul 16 12:17:53 2003 
Message:
I'M ASSUMING THAT NO ONE CAME DOWN THERE, AND BLEW THEM ALL UP.
IF YOU EVER DID HAVE THEM.

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From: X 
To: 
Date: Wed Jul 16 12:19:52 2003 
Message:
AS USUAL, MUDWUMP TRIES AS HARD AS HE CAN TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
LOL!!!

quit spamming fucker!  get a life!

What is Weapon of Mass destruction? Terrorism is the weapon of 
Mass destruction. So who ever is planning, harbouring, 
supporting these people are actually having these weapon. These 
weapon are innocent people infuence and being use by these 
terrorists leader to perform mass murder.

So I still agree with Bush and Blair and as I say sometime 
back. If it was a victory, we can see some improvement, now we 
see more arrest from the muslims world and these terrorists 
because of the arrest are turning themselves against their own 
religion. So you muslims out there. This is the best time to 
think where violence will lead your religion too. Again I say, 
religion is lead by you, your behaviour towards others not by 
force of violence.

Peace be with you all.

*THE TIME IS NEARING WHEN THE ARMIES OF THE TREES WILL UNROOT 
THEMSELVES*
*THEY WILL DO THIS IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT WHEN EVERYONE IS 
SLEEPING*
*THEY WILL DRIFT DOWN ALL THE MAJOR HIGHWAYS - 1000's AND 1000's 
AND 1000's OF THEM.*
*THEY WILL HEAD FOR THE CARPARKS ..*
*THEY WILL SMASH ALL YOUR CARS TO PIECES!!!!*
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*

I think I pulled a figgin rib cage muscle. AND IT HURTS, LIKE H 
E L L! Thanks a lot, could be laid up for days, weeks even. LOL!

What is Weapon of Mass destruction? Terrorism is the weapon of 
Mass destruction. So who ever is planning, harbouring, 
supporting these people are actually having these weapon.________

THEN YOU MEAN THAT, SINCE THE U.S. HAS HARBOURED TERRORISTS 
WITHIN ITS BORDERS (THE SHAH OF IRAN), PLANNING ACTS OF 
TERRORISM (PLACING MINES IN NICARAGUAN WATERS), SUPPORTING ACTS 
OF TERRORISM (GIVING WEAPONS TO SADDAM IN THE 1980'S, USING THE 
CIA TO TRAIN OSAMA'S MEN, AND HELPING TO BUILD CAVES), YOU 
WOULD, OF COURSE SUPPORT U.N. OCCUPATION OF THE U.S.?
OR.....ARE YOU A BOLD-FACED HYPOCRITE, INTERESTED NOT IN FACTS, 
BUT IN TWISTING THE TRUTH TO FIT WHATEVER YOU HAPPEN TO BELIEVE 
THIS MONTH?

Michael Moore is a two bit, no-talent piece of shit. Anyone on 
this side of the pond with a brain knows that. Moore is typical 
of the Hollywood hypocrites who tell us all that guns are bad, 
then GLORIFY murder scenes in their movies with guns. Moore is 
loved by these Hollywood dumbshits for his hatred for the very 
country which gives him the right to speak his mind. He owes 
every person who fought for America a HUGE thans. Instead, just 
like the rest of the worthless fucks in Hollywood (Sarandon, 
Penn, Clooney, ad nauseam), Moore shows himself to be a 
sanctimonious, spoiled, stupid little brat who thinks that his 
country revolves around him. Small wonder that people here are 
getting so pissed about liberal actors and their worthless 
ideologies. By the way, if Moore is "spot on", as you stated, 
then how is it that he hates the wealthy in America when he 
HIMSELF is a millionaire? Liberals are the dumbest, most arrogant 
people around, and they're gonna get their assses kicked in the 
next election.  Fuck 'em all...    

                  

Clooney makes a movie in which him and a bunch of criminals go 
into Iraq after the Gulf War and rip off the Iraqis and kill 
them at will. Then five years later he is spouting utter 
bullshit at every opportunity, deploring any violence towards 
Iraq. Its all good and well if he's making his dime off of it 
though. Just so we're clear, is this the type of hypocritical 
B.S. we are discussing here? LOL!

**Michael Moore is a two bit, no-talent piece of shit.**

YES, HE IS ALL OF THAT!!! Wouldn't it be ironic if big Mike got 
offed by say a .44 Mag round right in the noggin? 'Cause lets 
face it, it would take a powerfull round to drop that fat beast.

I too am sick of the hollywood/music meglomaniacs bullhorning 
their political shit while 'on the job'.

Hi X thanks for enlightening me. On Iran and Iraq, I was too 
young to be interested in their politic during that time. All I 
know is that once Ayatollah komeini came, the whole situation 
in the muslims world change too. More muslim cleric begin to 
preach the staunch muslims relgions and that where a lot of the 
muslims community worldwide to organize and set terror to the 
non believers. You can see that we as the none believers would 
also visit place like Egypt, Turkey and even the middle if not 
for the Muslims terrorist problem. There are a lot of wonderful 
history in all these muslims countries, like Iraq, Iran and so 
on. Muslims should open their arms to welcome these non 
believers and let them see the beauty in Islam.

As for sponsoring Saddam and helping Osama, Yes they were 
fighting for a cause after all that is done, they want to grow 
further and start threatening others who do not believe in 
their movement.

You may think that I am a hyprocrite or whatever. For me is 
that I believe in my own judgement and choose which is right or 
wrong.

Anyway, if you read in my past post. You will know that I love 
peace and harmony among all people in the world and continue to 
pray for world peace.

Peace be with you.

LOL! Yes ! he is an IDIOT, true. Sadly so is the "terminator" 
LOL! I thought the resulting respose would be interesting. 

Now calm down!! Don't get all SPAMMY!! 

Yes, as we discussed shortly before the recent Iraq campaign, 
much about Iran, Ayatollah Komieni, and biological weapons of 
mass destruction. I am very concerned, as is X that the BUSH and 
early REGAN republican government has indeed been the reason for 
these WMD. I am growing sick of Bush, like never before. I pray 
we vote the sick bustard OUT! I am sick of the American public 
taking this pile of Bush crap, in this one point X and I agree 
(not much else LOL!) 
      To understand the Islamic problem, you must go much 
further back in history, and when you do you will see why it is 
a problem that will not go away, until reformation, as you often 
ask for from the Muslim.  

Twist the truth??? LOL!!!!!! !!!!! !!! !! !
ROTFLMAO
Don't be so damn hard on Facts Finder, after all you can always 
bitch at me LOL!!! !! !

Only if you brought back souvenirs
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Probably a few more grey hairs. I'm going to prepare for 
interview next week - new programming position in London. I am 
sane enough now to work. Plus money always comes in useful ... 
strangest, strangest thing that ...

All of your material greed, lust and power.
All of that is an illusion that holds you mesmerised.
Take your chances and blow a hole in the spiritual stratosphere 
in the middle of a field at night.
What is this hot air?

Hello! :)
Did you know that you are a fool that rages against your fellow 
man?
Look at me!
Listen to me!
Fuck this! I have a gun!
Now.
I don't care if you do.
You are dead so take your gun and play some Russian roulette 
with yourself!
That amuses the fuck out of me.
Which way do you want to go? :)
It would appear that I have the upperhand ..
You see it's pretty clear I'm off to heaven.
Yes it is true! :)
You think you are your own personal God?
Wrong again! :)
You wish to trample down God then trample yourself into Hell!
You wish to defile yourself before God then defile yourself into 
Hell!
You better pray that you have even the semblance of a Soul left 
attached to you!

So.
What are you going to do?
Your move!!
Lol!! :)

Hi Merlyn, hope everything fine with you and family. Honestly, 
I fine Bush has a very tough job after Sept 11. During that 
period when most American and people aroung the world would 
agree on Bush fighting whoever is responsible. Not now. People 
tend to forget what happen on Sept 11, Just look at our post 
here. The backdrop tell a story.

All I can say is the muslims world have to help us fight these 
radicals muslims organization before other mass innocent murder 
takes place anywhere in the world because of their stupid cause 
if they love manking.

As for Bush. Honestly I don't like his walking. He seems to be 
putting some air in his walking. I really would like to see how 
he was walking before he became the president. I prefer his 
father.

All the best to you.

Whoops! I have a child at home for summer break who shall not 
eat or drink near the keyboard again! Grrrrr! The keys are 
sticky.

Anyway, good to see you posting and hope everything is good with 
you and yours. I tried to get a little back and forth banter 
going with a Muslim whose bio says her occupation is a  "rock 
singer" from Singapore on another board with no luck. It was 
easy to tell she was thoroughly indocrinated and just 
typing/repeating what had been preached to her over and over. 
Sad.

Yeah, Bush is catching the hell now over every little detail of 
the decision to invade Iraq as is Toney Blair but I'll tell you 
what - it was still a good decision for many reasons in my 
opinion. But hell yeah, Bush has been getting a little "cocky" 
for some time now. Being self-assured and being reckless cocky 
are two completly different things. 

The next presidential election in the states should be 
interesting - like the last one was'nt? - LOL! It seems the 
democrats have a whole army of  candidates and potential 
candidates and never learn their lessons about party unity.

Just thought I'd chime in, take care and God bless.

I admit I get beyond pissed off about Hollywood. Merlyn, my 
apologies to you for cranking out venom. Hollywood really PISSES 
me off to no end. I'd kinda like to see Arnie become governor of 
California. Hey, if Jesse could get elected in Minnesota, well...
George Clooney (Goony?) making fum of Charlton Heston's 
alzheimers epitomizes "compassionate" liberalism as expressed by 
the Hollywood elite. Did you ever wonder how such elitists could 
ever spout their pro socialistic crap? Don't those stupid 
assholes in Hollywood/Beverly Hills know that they'd end up 
hurting themselves if they could have things their way? And 
Michael Moore. THAT worthless piece of elephant shit! I'd say a 
.44 automag oughta be just about right. Just don't let his fat 
body fall into the Pacific, or we'll all get drenched by the 
tsunami.       
            

Can I suck your dick, 'cos Im a country hick and I'm tired of 
fuckin' the peeegs in our farm. I ain't too bright but I sure 
can suck cock and squeel real loud when I get bummed! Come down 
to see me in Alabammy.

Yeah - right, like everyone in the US isn't a fat fuck like 
Michael Moore. You're all lardy-assed twats with fucken pea-
brains, hey but you got yourself a big gun don't there boy? 
Fucking idiots permanent fucking children, and grown men with 
gun obsessions (esp. calibre size....hmmm) tells a lot about the 
punyness of yank cock.

A clown act in congress?
Let us give Blair his presidential accolades!
And so we see a mock exhibition that leaves us divorced from 
their reality.
Utterly.
*A large hole opened up in the middle of the floor and engulfed 
the whole lot.*

I predict Governmental dissolution.
It has already happened.
Nice looking Westminster building ..
Goodbye! :)
Fleetingly we catch its sight from the corner of our eye as we 
bank sharply ......
Summer recess won't kill but none ..
Interesting facts.
Nice place in history for fools who took their beliefs on 
terrorism to include warfare against entire populaces.
Did you ever hear of anything so ridiculous?
No. :)

In an apparent suicide, Dr. Kelly the MoD advisor, *the source* -
 it would appear - has been discovered in a field.
But who committed the murder?
What a great motive we have here!
It is called *we will never know now whether he is or is not 
*the source**
Hell is a long, long way down to go ...
And that's where you're going.

Now you want news or you want news?
I thought I'd just report it for you.

The BBC had him hit. But, officially, he commited suicide by 
choking on a chicken bone.

Never fear British brothers. We will send over the D.C. police. 
They are, hands down, the best at mucking up just this type of 
investigation!

Okey dokey. Whatever.

LOL!! yes indeed the next election will be a real vulture 
festival, by the democrats. The closets of each candidate had 
best be free of skeletons LOL!! Mud will fly high and George 
Bush is about to be stripped to the bone about every step he has 
ever taken. Something about 45 Billion dollars, I think LOL!

Yes I found the self-imposed king of fiction Michael Moore, 
amusing and just another mouth full of disinformation, feeding 
on the tit of Hollywood.

pay no attention to the man behind the curtain   or what he is 
doing to his pecker

(Sweet Bone aAabama) or that he got the curtan stuck up his arse

SO FAR, GEORGE BUSH HAS ABSOLUTELY NO ONE OF WORTH AS AN 
OPPONENT IN THE NEXT ELECTION.......AND WILL WIN HANDS DOWN.
WITH A SECOND TERM, THE AMERICA WE KNEW AS A DEMOCRACY WILL BE 
GONE, AND WILL NOT RETURN.

Remember when his Daddy was in this very SAME position and 
CLINTON won??!! LOL!! Don't bet your last dime on THIS race LOL!
I would call you a pessimist, but hey, the Republics (each 
state) are not democracies anyway LOL! 

Let's discuss the night out at the opera.
You darling are bedazzling in your little blue number!
Your song resonates through the rarefied auditorium upon row 
after row of sodomised corpses or skeletons.
You should meet with your lie.
Do you know what that is you Hellbound creature?

Repent at leisure.
But your denial?
That will cost you some.
If you know what I mean ..
Personally I don't see anything beyond your failures.
There is no surer way into Hell than to continue your insults!
I'd say it is far far too late to start thinking about apologies 
for many of you ..
Many of you appear to be the sick end of a nightmare that wakes 
only into another ..
Which way do you want to go?
I have seen you and witnessed you and I know your crazed mania - 
your insane dream is simply this: *I am God!*
No.
You are not.
Or if you are God then what kind of God are you?
I could not even care if you are God!
So what does that make me?

My high-tech wizardry includes a world that we have referred to 
at its incarnation as *Xanadu*
But beyond that there is a physical Universe and the promise of 
travel that goes faster than Light!
Welcome to the future.
In this dream you will awaken and bounce off walls ..
Prior to this it would appear that we exorcise old Demons! :)

Hi i am Satan Christ, who would like to be living my life, a 
life that consists of the voices in my head transfered onto a 
message board, i for one happen to be busy right now listening 
carefully to the voices, they are of course speaking to me, snd 
if not, someone who dwells within me.

Hi seth , my son is named seth , he licks 
people...........................................................
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.............................................in their houses.

Me or Seth, I dig Fat chicks, makes me want to stroke my meat, 
he he he, later , i will collect your soul on the next full moon.

SORRY I PRETENDED TO BE YOU, I AM A LONELY FAG, IF YOU DONT 
BELIEVE ME ASK MY PARTNER, HE IS SUCH A GOOD GUY, HE REALLY IS, 
YOU SHOULD MEET HIM, HOW ABOUT THAT WHITE KNIGHT?

I WILL banish you all to *HELL!* Let it happen.
Thy will be done. Goodbye. All are finished here.
Not so? HA!
Satan will eat your flesh and digest it.
*I will detonate a nuclear bomb today!
HAHAHAA! I win.....

Three hots and a cot.....I WIN!

We should inject the venom of the brown recluse spider into any 
Al Qaida terrorist we find into their testicles. Watching them 
suffer for a couple of weeks or so while they slowly rot away 
would be soothing after all the shit we've been through over 
these subhuman wastes. I'd appreciate your constructive criticism 
on the subject.       
                                         
                    

why don't you blow the venom into their testicles through their 
cock? that way you'll know that your mission is accomplished.

CONSTRUCTIVE criticism? OK. The Brown Recluse spider would not 
be a good choice if the intent is death. Their bite rarely kills 
anyone excepting the very young or the very old. I was bitten by 
one around ten years ago camping on a friends farm and got 
sicker than a dog, flu-like stuff, but recovered in a couple 
days. A collection of Black Widows released late at night in the 
area of the Gitmo prisoner barracks might get interesting and 
there are plenty of much more deadly venomous snakes, some 
common to Cuba which could do a damn fine job.

Then, there is always the option of making many small but deep 
incisions that bleed profusly so the scumbags can be trolled 
behind boats as shark bait. Now when I use minnows for Walleyes 
I prefer to hook the minnow thru the lips although some like 
hooking the minnow thru the tail or the back. I think Al Qaida 
would get the most hits being trolled head first (lip hooked), 
and like minnows they will stay lively longer that way thereby 
making them more of a natural meal for the sharks. Of coarse if 
a few choped up terrorists used as chum would be all the better.

I am glad you read it.
Shove it right up your cavernous ass and lose it in there 
forever!

Oh come on now!
Faster than light travel?
You've got to be joking.
Not in my fucking universe ever.
Go fuck yourselves you fraudulent little soulless shit.

You could also attach to them a couple of small fins at the 
appropriate angle so that they make for an attractive spinning 
lure.

We could have them watch some Madonna videos while they die, LOL!

Dr. David Kelly, 59, a microbiologist and bio-arms expert at the 
British Ministry of Defense, was in Baghdad in June and due to 
return to take up a position with the Iraq Survey Group, a 
Pentagon-led effort to take over the search for Saddam s weapons 
of mass destruction. 

The day after his body was found in a wooded area of 
Oxfordshire, the British press hauled the government over the 
coals: 

Daily Mirror: SPUN TO DEATH   Iraq expert driven to suicide 

The Sun: DEATH OF A MOLE 

Daily Mail: PROUD OF YOURSELVES? (over pictures of Campbell, 
Blair and Hoon) 

The Times: DAVID KELLY, VICTIM OF ANOTHER WAR? (Between 10 
Downing St. and BBC) 

The Independent: THE DEATH OF A CIVIL SERVANT, A CASUALTY OF WAR 

The Scotsman: SHADOW OF DEATH FALLS ON BLAIR 

Financial Times: WEAPONS EXPERT S DEATH FUELS IRAQ CRISIS. 
TRAGEDY JOLTS BLAIR BACK TO REALITY 

Fielding sharp media questions in Tokyo Saturday, British 
premier Tony Blair in the middle of a Far East tour, said he 
would only comment on the basis of facts found by the judicial 
inquiry commission he would set up headed by Lord Hutton. He 
turned his back on the questioner who asked: Have you got blood 
on your hands, prime minister? Will you resign?
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Blair is supposed to *resign* because a bio-weapons expert gets 
all distraught and slits his wrist after playing both sides of 
the fence and made to look like an ass for it? WTF?

Also - F*R*E*E K*O*B*E!!  F*R*E*E K*O*B*E!!  F*R*E*E K*O*B*E!!

There already is a freekobe.com sight hawking hats and teeshirts.
Guess ya missed the boat on the one X. lol. 

I watched a tape of Bryant's press conference with his wife 
staring at him with $$ twinkling in her eyes and as he spoke his 
mouth began doing the strangest gyrations in between words. He 
looked guilty as hell. Now we all will be subjected to yet 
another celebrity trial that will point out the huge difference 
in the way the justice system works for the rich 'n' famous as 
compared to the average work-a-day pissant. Unless, he pays the 
girl off and it all goes away but Im sure that has already been 
tried.

PAGING JOHNNY COCHRANE, PAGING JOHNNY COCHRANE!!
 

From: X 
To: MARIE 
Date: Wed Jul 16 14:02:23 2003 
Message:
Well Compaq is wasting a perfectly good paycheck every week!

NOT ONLY THAT, I AM ALSO ROBBING THEM BLIND! LOTTA HARD DRIVES 
MISSING LATELY...

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From: 
To: 
Date: Wed Jul 16 15:45:06 2003 
Message:
...AND TOILET PAPER...TO WIPE THE EXCESS CRAP FROM MY LIPS WHEN 
I ATTEMPT TO SPEAK! LOL!

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From: 
To: 
Date: Thu Jul 17 17:56:52 2003 
Message:
...AND POCKET PROTECTORS...I NOW HAVE A LIFETIME SUPPLY!

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From: 
To: 
Date: Thu Jul 17 19:45:21 2003 
Message:
...ALSO PAPERCLIPS...I LIKE HOW THEY GIVE ME A BLOODY NOSE WHEN 
I PICK BOOGERS WITH THEM, LOL...THEN EVERYONE PAYS ATTENTION TO 
M E AND FEELS SORRY FOR M E, LOL!
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                      THIEF

He turned his back on the questioner who asked: Have you got 
blood on your hands, prime minister? Will you resign?
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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That was asked by Daily Mail reporter and he doesn't read that 
one.
It is perhaps back down to Earth with bit of a jolt.
Probably the pilot was joking whether to pitch the 'plane 
directly into the sea or to wait for land ..
Is it a resigning issue is not the Q. the evidence are those in 
his party hellbent to be rid of him.
It is inevitable IMO.

From: Marie 
To: X 
Date: Wed Jul 16 10:20:10 2003 
Message:
You MORON! That wasnt me up there! I never said I'd clean 
ANYTHING of yours, that would be sick! And more than likely 
uncleanable anyway. And what a genius you are coming from 
another tornado ridden state like Nebraska! Where they have 
obviously produced the biggest half-wit in the union. And as for 
stink, that's the way I would be able to tell if it was you 
lerking around the memorial, the stench! I never said a damn 
thing about meeting you (In that way), beating yes, but meeting 
(As to meet, get to know, etc. NEVER) NO! And I know you want to 
meet Merlyn, your obsession with him is pathetic, and odd!! Try 
to get close to some water today, oh wait!@#$#@! your to busy on 
here! Well I'm sure if you quit hiding it, the asylum furnishes 
soap, then again you could alway's brake into your stash.

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From: X 
To: MARIE 
Subject: DUMB AND DUMBERER 
Date: Mon Jul 14 23:46:18 2003 
Message:
DON'T YOU HAVE SOME CANDLELIGHT VIGIL TO ATTEND AT THE FEDERAL 
BUILDING OR SOMETHING?

I was thinking of doing *Mad Scientist Night* but I decided to 
have pity on you. :)
So do you remember when you died?
As always we had you murdered.
If you awoke from your crazy dream you would realise that you 
have been living all this time in a false reality of your mind's 
own creation.
Repeat after me:
*YOU ARE DEAD!*
Good! :)
I'm fucking glad!
Now we can move on ..

YOU NEED TO BE IMPRISONED OR HOSPITALIZED

You need to be destroyed!
I think that fucknuts like you should be pulverised!
In fact fucker!
I can guarantee personally that You are right off to Hell!
I have smashed your individuality into pieces.
I invoke whatever I feel necessary to break you to smithereens.
You are completely in a living Hell!
Burn in there forever ..
By the way, forever is a long time.
And there is no one who is goin fishin you out.
So burn and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and be so 
fucked into Hell that you will forever cry in pain and forever 
renounce anyone or anything that could possibly do other than 
pose themselves as an affront and a lie and an evil fuck that 
will be destroyed permanently!
Now take your HIV ridden ass and your evil disease and rot with 
its knowledge forever!
You disgust me!
You are an absolute abomination!
Rot in Hell.
Your choice fucker.

So you should be able to see that a fuck like you is shit!
Lol!! Fuck you into Hell you Shit!!
Lol!!
Fuck you!
Lol!!
You are the excrement of a fucking gnat!
Lol!!

It is true.
You are dead now.
Your twisted fuck mind has finally realised the fact of your 
Death!
You sick fuck will cease to exist.
This is soon.
Lol!!

Hey CRYPT KEEPER!
Post back so I can check you don't exist.

Fame?
I'll show you fame ..
Chew on it!
You dumb fucks exist on a planet?
You simply cannot come back from the fact of your insults.
Shove it right up your ass forever!
Go to Hell!
I don't shift in my opinion.
So I don't care!
You are one severely fucked up piece of shit!

Behold my ugliness!
That is the funniest line in the English language ever!
Lol!!

Jesus is coming! :)
(I really mean that smilie too .. hope it gladdens your heart!)

You fuckers are one fucking disappointment too!
I hate your fucking guts!
Are you aware of what you have done you fucks??
Well I have carved it into Stone for ya's!!!*'+)@[]}
Lol!! You fucks don't knows the meaning of fucking HUMAN 
EVOLUTION!!!
To think you would threaten ME??
You fucking assholes can just fuck off and I really fucking mean 
that!
I REALLY am sick to Death of your sick sick behaviour!
Enough is enough!
I gave you a chance and you just figured it fit to squander it 
and fuck with it.
Rot in Hell!

Brr! My nuts is fucked!
Lol!
*You are a noise disturbance you garbage that I am shoveling 
into Hell!*
To think that you would dare leave me like that!
I mean, did you ever consider how wrong that was and  how you 
are just non existent as a consequence?
I guess not.
I simply cannot believe that you have chosen this destruction.
You fuckers deserve every  single bit of suffering you get.#
In wish you on it one thousand fold and I wish on you no 
recompense and I will declare  it to be true!
I give you chance but you squander now fuck off with it .. !!

Why don't you just get used to the idea that I am completely and 
utterly superior to you?
I just cannot believe your sick fucking reaction!
You are the sickest fucks in the universe ever!
That is sacrilege.
You live with it. Fuckers!

Jesus is someone that you should spit at and deprive.
He is a man that has no part of your existence.
Jesus is shit.
You think that.
You think that.
Jesus loves you!
Oh yeah baby!
He is so full of Love for you!
Go straight to Hell.

The Truth?
This is eternal.
You are scum - read this f orever and forever and f orever!
To think that you would do this to me ...
You will NEVER get over it!
I recorded it for you.
Yo u fucking bastards ain't worth sh it to me.
Do you know that you are so  alienated from God that God does 
not exist?
Or if He exists then He is your ego-nightmare just waiting to 
happen and that you wish to deny ... I mean! If that is not one 
fucking sick sick fucking insult you fucks, then what is?

I declare you dead and your sick fucking minds and bodies put 
out of action forevermore!
You sick fucks I am going to fuck with ..
Go on!
Post sick fuck so I can smash your soul to several million 
pieces!
Do it you fuck-NUT!!!
Do it, you depraved fuck!
I wanna fuck you up!!!
You fuck!!

^eah rite! Hl I don't tnink so! Lol! I am lir Y R fucker!

fuck me up seth

Yeah right!
Just go to sleep.
Is best thing..
If you smart you try to sleep!
I give you good advice.
The events that are coming are momentous.
Jesus is coming!
It is true!

I will  tell you this .. 
Go ahead and deny th e Truth!"
You know that when you look on me - well you know!
I'm not happy with the state of things!
How can you lea ve me like that?
I just think over and over how you have chosen to disregard me.
Have you any idea of my pain?
Have you even an in kling?
That is so very wrong - you know it yet you seek to further 
crucify me!!
Why?? I just don't understand why you would hate me so and why 
you would want to destroy me! 
In fact I know the answer - I am God!
Yes. You are!
Congratulations!
Here's a million quid! 
See? With this money I can buy any whore I want!
You want the real absolute Truth then I will tell you ..
I don't care!
I am just a tired old man who has nowhere to go ..
Enchant me why don't you?
Why don't you want to give pleasure and recognition to that old 
man?
I will tell you why ..
In Truth you will go deeper into Hell but hey! That is your idea 
of fun!

Talk about exclusive!
Goodnight now you FUCKERS!!!
LOL!!!

Goodnight you drunken spam-fuck. Ever heard of a pub/bar? Give 
the porcelin God a big wet smooch in the mornin'. LOL!

http://www.soccerhooligan.com/

LOL!! burp! Its no wonder some Brits have their snouts in the 
clouds, I mean, just take a look at THIS highly educated bunch. 
Or this:

http://www.soccerhooligan.com/cgi-local/ultimatebb.cgi?
ubb=get_topic&f=11&t=063295&p=3

Ya know lol..half the time no,one responds, but you do know 
that we are shaking our heads thinking, "He needs some form of 
medical treatment, and/or a good shot of whiskey"!  

Ya know lol..half the time no,one responds, but you do know 
that we are shaking our heads thinking, "He needs some form of 
medical treatment, and/or a good shot of whiskey"!  
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Honey, I'm just plastering the board for my own selfish reasons. 
I don't care who responds or how or if.
However, a reply of intelligence is usually preferred though it 
is sometimes amusing to laugh at somone's idiocy.

Goodnight you drunken spam-fuck. Ever heard of a pub/bar? Give 
the porcelin God a big wet smooch in the mornin'. LOL!
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Yes it is the worst shit in the world .. EVER!!! LOL!

http://www.soccerhooligan.com/

LOL!! burp! Its no wonder some Brits have their snouts in the 
clouds, I mean, just take a look at THIS highly educated bunch. 
Or this:

http://www.soccerhooligan.com/cgi-local/ultimatebb.cgi?
ubb=get_topic&f=11&t=063295&p=3
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I do not associate myself in any way with anyone or anything 
describable as *Brits* excepting in the case of a money exchange 
for example during an act of trade at a local supermarket. I 
hope those fuckers just puke on it!

Hands up!
I'm Holy!
Gimme all your money! Lol!
I've gone out to get more alcohol:
Christ I need it.
Now I'm back in the shithole where I live.
In my crazed amoral universe I carved my way again through the 
crowd ..
Later on I again get paid my respects from a few famous 
personnages.
Naturally I ignore them.
See what I mean?
I am famous for sort of ..
Doing nothing.
And it doesn't pay well.
Why go to the West End when you can bring 'em all down here to 
bleedin' Croydon?
I am mad yet not mad.
Everyone around me is probably saner than I am.
A chill wind of Hell blows over the set pieces which don't work 
properly.
This message board is evil.
Bye! Bye!

I want to feed you the jelly in my spunk, what do you say?

jimbo's mum has got scabies on her cunt again, she's given it 
to my fucken dog the robbin scouse bitch. It was funny making 
his sister eat that turd last night though when she was out of 
it, she's got brown teeth anyway

I want to feed you the jelly in my spunk, what do you say?
__________________________________________________

I'd say it's time for you to cut back on your jelly consumption 
and stop trying to "sex-up" message boards before you end up 
face down in nature's beauty, unable to enjoy it. Piss off now, 
go on, piss off little girl. Go bake a pie or something.

Tonight I hung out in a cemetery and concluded I was the Holy 
Ghost.
Therefore I am suffering the traditional penance and torture of 
a ghost forced to walk the foul earth for my sins ..
It is a logical conclusion that makes the best sense of all when 
properly considered and in the appropriate context.
I would therefore strongly advise you to consider the 
possibility of your non-existence.
In reality it is also perfectly possible that you are torturing 
Demons.
The other spiritual & material consequences are presently 
unknown ..
It gives a whole new meaning to *resurrection of the dead*
Sorry about all this but it has been carefully considered and 
would appear to have every likelihood to be true.
Amen.
Fuck off with it!

As an initiate and ex-member of Sukyo Mahikari, kindly come 
along and lynch me.
LOL!!

Maybe I should go along there and bust their spiritual asses.
Leave 'em shaken and disturbed.
What exactly the fuck was ..... THAT??????
Lol!

1998: 
 The famous psychic Edgar Cayce predicted that a secret, 
underground chamber would be discovered between the paws of the 
Great Sphinx. Inside, there will be documents revealing the 
history of Atlantis. This revelation will trigger the Second 
Coming of Christ. This prediction is rather interesting, because 
two independent studies have revealed that there is in fact an 
underground structure just where Cayce said it would be!
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Have a good sit between in 1975.
Hell we even have the photographic evidence!

I distinctly remember years later how the sphinx like a large 
insect took flight and buzzed angrily around!

This here being Atlantis ..
One! Two! Three!
Technological civilization.
You're sitting on it buddy!

Sukyo Mahikari? A terroristic cult? They did the Tokyo subway 
murders. A bad outfit to be involved with there for sure.

I wonder if David Kelly's (sp?) death will pay dividends for his 
religion? Bah '  is definatly not a well known religion here in 
the states and people are constantly on the search for the 
ultimate answer. It's their fifteen minutes of fame perhaps.

"The world is in greatest need of international peace. Until it 
is established, mankind will not attain composure and 
tranquility.  It is necessary that the nations and governments 
organize an international tribunal to which all their disputes 
and differences shall be referred.  The decision of that 
tribunal shall be final." (Abdu'l-Bah , Promulgation of 
Universal Peace, Bah '  Publishing Trust, 1982, p. 301.)

ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT THE u.n.? BWHAHAAAHAA!! YEAH, thats 
workin'!!

hi miracle

*Satan* is coming!
Sorry!
That should have read *Jesus*.
Lol!
Here is your pocket-money *Jesus*
Gee thanks darlings!
My opinion is that you all fucked yourselves so deeply into Hell 
over that one that you better Pray.
Keep fucking yourselves down!
DOwn! Down! Down! Down! ..
Oopsie! I'm a cheap no good fuck-job that is gonna fuckin burn 
for that ..
I chucked you all up on your respective cruxifixes tonight.
I'd be damned if I would ever be drawn to pull you off 'em still 
alive ..
I've fucked you into Hell for your sins and now you ain't comin' 
outta it!
It is so very easy to send you to Hell.
I've done it.
Now let's laugh at you as you miserably attempt to pull 
yourselves outta it!
All by yourself.
The tragedy is that it was entirely preventable yet you never 
heeded my word!
And yet you would so persist as to not exist ..
Well I ask you!
You are nothing.
You have no God.
You have no soul.
You are the Devil.
You are destroyed.
That means you!
You fucking bastards around me that torment me!
That is sick sick shit that you exercise!
How far down do ya wanna go?
You do realise that there is NO mission now?
It was the obvious conclusion in the End ..
Nothing.
You want to know why?
I think it relates to getting a little robbed I dunno ..
I can heal you but I never will.
I could write you out Spiritual precepts but I never will.
You really believe in your sick backstabbing fucked forever into 
Hell non-existing heart that I could ever possibly have reserved 
a piece of Heaven for you?
Testosterone-ridden males.
Fuck 'em!
And fuck 'em good!
And fuck 'em so that arises the spawn of fuckin' Satan!
You sick fucks!
And to think that you would dare to even address me in second 
person!

Okay. I was in Sukyo Mahikari from 1989 - 1991 approx.
The truth? I am unhypnotisable. Never read their *Bible*
The 3-day initiation had mostly lectures and some things said 
were of genuine spiritual truth and use.
Did Geneva - Paris - London - Gone!
I just left - I am a very decisive person.
I don't agree with talismans.
In 1988 I was a born again Christian ..
Or at least I think I was?
Anyway, I used to hang out with those crazy Christians too ..
When I got born again the charismatic minister bought me dinner 
in McDonalds.
It was kinda fun goin' along to the Billy Graham world wide 
thing ... whatever the fuck it was .. in Grand Sacconnex.
Goddamn it the world is a mess and peoples' beliefs are AWOL!

ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT THE u.n.? BWHAHAAAHAA!! YEAH, thats 
workin'!!
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I was in Geneva again in December last.
You should see all the security around U.N.
Also, I went by American mission and now that place was just 
gnarled with barbed wire - bigtime!!
I used to know some of the marines who guarded there.
I expect they have all moved on.
Did several embassies along by lake in friend's car ..
Naturally I was forced to digest red light zone all over 
goddamning again!
Mind you, if they were Russian males as purported well Hell I 
would fuck 'em!!
I believe that we ended up in a carwash ... :)
I should probably hit Geneva again soon ..

Bahai was David's religion. EEEEEK! The letters dissappeared 
from the first post...magically! Heading now to the tin-foil 
lined room I have constructed for just such an emergency. OH 
SHIT! The shiny side should be out, I fucked up - no wonder I 
bought that stupid fuckin strobe light!

S  L  O  W   M  O  T  I  O  N.

Way cool! The walls are MELTING!

Yeah well you post regularly here and you are smart and 
receptive so here it is ..
There seems to be a large number of people around where I live 
who are convinced that I am the new Messiah.
This is a non-issue with me but it would seem to be kinda fucked 
up that I had some kind of insanity issue in February that I am 
still getting over and that even at that time they are sayin' 
that shit ..
It is not pleasant in the least and my finances are fucked when 
I should really be at the height of my earning power as a 
computer programmer.
I have a major issue with rich people calling me Jesus.
Don't you see that it is the most fucked up sick shit thing to 
do - whether or not there is any Truth in it?
*Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! 
Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! 
Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! * 
*HERE'S YOUR FUCKING MONEY JESUS!!!*
*WE FUCKING LOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!*
Fuckers.

Bahai was David's religion. EEEEEK! The letters dissappeared 
from the first post...magically! Heading now to the tin-foil 
lined room I have constructed for just such an emergency. OH 
SHIT! The shiny side should be out, I fucked up - no wonder I 
bought that stupid fuckin strobe light!

S  L  O  W   M  O  T  I  O  N.

Way cool! The walls are MELTING!
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Um, you should take thorazine.
Thorazine bring you down ..
If you think that sound nasty take heroin!
Heroin bring you down ..

Yeah, I was earning pretty good money in the West End till 
February.
Now to think that I am signing on with people calling me Christ!
I don't care if it is true.
I can't do anything for those people and I have a hard time even 
helping myself.
That is just so ill!
Do you see why I am not well?
I cannot ever get over that.
It's the most mean-spirited fucked up trip into HELL!!!

Well, I can certainly understand going through hard times, 
financially or otherwise. As much as I absolultly hate the 
saying; been there, done that. That saying ranks right up there 
with people who constantly do the "  " thing with their fingers.

I still fail to see why people on the street would automaticly 
refer to you as Jesus. There was a website a couple years back 
called Jesus.com or some such thing and the guy really did look 
like the images of Jesus we are all familiar with. He was 
charging $20 to take a shower with Jesus, lol! This may be your 
answer, on several levels! LOL!

Who wants to be the FIRST to shower with Jesus? Come on. Don't 
be shy, step right up and bathe with the Messiah! Remember, 
cleanliness is next to godliness!

Twenty extra points, redeemable in heaven, for washing the 
prophets little piggies! Who'll be the first? X? Shitball?

serious mental problems-------get some help------or a job----

Who wants to be the FIRST to shower with Jesus?__________________

C'MON NOW, ASK ME IN PERSON....."YOU" KNOW WHERE I LIVE, DON'T 
YOU?

I still fail to see why people on the street would automaticly 
refer to you as Jesus.
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There is a presence connected to me.
Other people are aware of it.
It is also how I look - people must think it is *Christlike*
I look and move mesmerically - yet I am as poor as fuck with a 
host of material problems.
How many people have made indications like this to me?
Hordes.
You try going round a supermarket like that!
They say things like *you are just about to become incredibly 
famous*
They've been saying this for months ..
It's just the sickest shit!
By the way, thanks for the restaurant invite!
I mean they can just fuck off into Hell forever.
It's the sickest shit I ever possibly COULD perceive of and a 
fucking living fucking nightmare!

He was 
charging $20 to take a shower with Jesus, lol! This may be your 
answer, on several levels! LOL!
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I know what you mean. The problem is that *JESUS CHRIST 
RETURNED* simply does NOT work in this world. People seem to 
think it though with the singlest most unappropriate reactions 
conceivable. My last job I was forced out for reasons similiar 
to that. You can't help but think the same shit is gonna happen 
at your next job .. The moment you stick up a sign like *shower 
with Jesus* then I know that all of a sudden a denying element 
creeps in and those people suddenly SWITCH OFF to the idea that 
I am Jesus. You see, this involves MONEY. It is the culprit - 
MONEY!! Those people believe and yet do not believe, but you can 
bet your bottom dollar that when it involves FUCKING MONEY then 
I will be denied. Now like I said I don't give a rat's ass if I 
am Christ - and if I am I definitely DO NOT want the job because 
it would seem to involve crap finances with shit-for-brains 
people declaring me this and that. In all their dreams and all 
their hopes and in all their fantasies then I am JESUS CHRIST. 
It involves MONEY? No. I could die in the fucking gutter. Fuck 
them to Hell! It actually does make me see things from a sort of 
Christlike perspective and it is nasty, nasty shit! One thing is 
for sure - I am now completely turned off to the idea of ever 
helping people do anything. I fucking hate them for doing that! 
It's just the sickest shit that people can come up to me and 
declare that *now they know God exists* or some shit like that 
and just fucking trundling off. Trundle yourselves right into 
Hell! That is sick sick shit.  

Who wants to be the FIRST to shower with Jesus?__________________

C'MON NOW, ASK ME IN PERSON....."YOU" KNOW WHERE I LIVE, DON'T 
YOU?
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20 bucks? Isn't that a bit steep? I think Jesus should be 
offering that kind of service for free - don't you?

Who wants to be the FIRST to shower with Jesus?__________________

C'MON NOW, ASK ME IN PERSON....."YOU" KNOW WHERE I LIVE, DON'T 
YOU?
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Sorry!
My mistake.
I should be paying YOU!
Lol!

*You are just on the verge of becoming incredibly famous.*
- I've been hearing that one for months. I know now that I am 
but the payrate stinks.
*That man is incredibly powerful*
- Yes I am. That is why I am wandering around unemployed trying 
to budget my food/alcohol purchases.
*You are incredibly precious to us.*
- 24 carat Gold! Fuck you too!
etc. etc. etc.
**** SICK! SICK! SICK! SICK! ****

For Pete's sake Jesus, grow up and act your age!

For Pete's sake Jesus, grow up and act your age!
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Okay. I will drop 1 pence in the carpark of my choice out of say 
20. It will then be your job to find and identify the correct 
one. In these proceedings you may also find that you come across 
5 pence too. The probabilities are AGAINST finding change of 
different amount ..

Sound good?

http://members.aol.com/matt999h/beer.htm
Don't forget to drink your beer!! 

Yeah apparantly red wine is amongst the most beneficial to 
health. Studies indicate that it most benefit men over age of 
35. It is *binge* drinking which is harmful because body is not 
used to large amounts all at same time. If you're used to 
alcohol you can just plug it down every night with no 
detrimental effect. However, large quantities daily will take 
toll when also measured against poor diet etc. Also, vitamin B6 
is useful as antidote PRIOR to consumption.

Hmmm, that gives me an idea ..
If I could turn water into wine then I could ply an honest trade 
with that .. 

Actually I couldn't. They'd think that unlicensed manufacture is 
illegal and lock me up. All bets are off on that one.

Daily consumption of alcohol is normal, or indeed we would not 
have evolved with a liver. Many foods have alcoholic content, 
mostly fruits as they decompose into wine. But as we know the 
incredibly ignorant media hype would like to contend an array of 
inconceivable inconsistencies. Stress kills; alcohol is the 
number one relief of stress. So now you see why the Muslim and 
his Hippocratic self-denial is in fact in direct conflict with 
his very own anatomy. LOL! Water (a few glasses) is in fact the 
best thing to drink after a binge, stopping dehydration and the 
resulting hangover. 

So I'm just back from another alcohol gathering exercise.
Is there any heart-gladdening thing to report?
Well at the supermarket they seemed to believe I should be given 
the guided tour ..
For what?????
I don't think I should be specially privileged by whom these 
people seem to think I am.
To prove it: read my drunken confessional up here.
Still I suppose there is a recording here.

On Sunday, during the course of the day, I managed to hit a 
summer time record. I started with;
Michelob, 
Orange vodka,
Hobgoblin beer,
Scarecrow lager,
Michaels red amber,
and finished off the day with Jack Daniels. 
Now that's what I call a day off! That and the 220 miles I rode 
on my Harley across the state during a poker run.

Yeah well I suppose it depends on the quantities but that is 
quite a jolly mixture. I stick to bottled lagers mostly and I 
drink pretty late at night only and post my insanities up here! 
Lol!! I am sure I drink too much right now but in perspective 
have only really been *drinking* for the past seven years about 
and don't ever do drugs! Also, I gave up cigarettes a completely 
a few months back. I know that was successful and that complete 
abstinence was required.

I have MANY days off! My life is a fucking holiday in retrospect.

Right now I have got absolutely hordes of people around who seem 
quite convinced that you can drop the *Satan* for *Jesus*. In 
fact, I am quite surprised: I would have expected more responses 
along the Antichrist style but this did not ever seem to happen.

Across the board the reactions are clearly individual. I think 
that a lot of people if they think I am that are grappling with 
their thoughts. As I expected prior, once a few people seemed to 
believe this shit then pretty soon enough we have an en masse 
response.

To me I have consolidated all this as simply an insane world. It 
is not particularly easy to stay sane in a world where I am 
collecting benefit for now and yet at the same time I am 
*immensely powerful* or whatever the fuck that was they saw 
fitting to attribute to me. Yet I am definitely improving from 
sanity's perspective - because whether the world is insane or 
not - I SIMPLY DO NOT GIVE A FUCK!!! - AND THAT PROBABLY IN MORE 
WAYS THAN ONE!!

If such a thing had any validity and you look at it from a 
historical perspective then those people would be considered a 
laughing stock and deniers. My opinion is that they are just 
hanging onto some vain hope I might be something like that in 
order to alleviate their lousy existence. However, *a Christ 
signing on* I mean spare us the embarrassment! Myself? I no 
longer give a fuck - money is simply a figure on a computer 
screen and I could drum some up soon enough if I had to.

Let's get to the crux of this: I certainly do seem to have some 
kind of force attached to me. However, it just hangs around and 
never really does anything. In other words - unless we get the 
*water to wine* then fuck the whole thing to Hell! I've always 
thought this - it is so completely pointless being some fucking 
guru or some supposed authority without some absolute proof of 
God. So I say that I either serve that kind of shit up or fuck 
the whole thing into the fucking ground as my fucking life is 
already! Lol!!

Also, you could do that - and they wouldn't pay you a dime for 
that EITHER!!! LOL!!!
I guess though you get to drink the wine ..
Miserable fuckers!
I really fucking mean that too.

It is just the sickest fucking shit in the world ... EVER!!

Okay. I will count to three ...
After that you will write me out the check/cheque.
Here is your check/cheque!! :)
Here is your wine/whine!
Fuck you too!

Here is your atom bomb!
And three hots alone in a cot!
It went ...... BANG!!!!
Good! They is dead!

Goodnight FUCKERS!
Remember. If you die in your sleep it's a good way to go now!
Lol!!
You FUCKERS!!

I will not die in my sleep, and if I do I will rot into a 
stinking corpse, as I am alone, mostly because I am ONE WEIRED 
BLOODY BLOKE, but mainly because I have a bad habit of digging 
in my ass and then smelling my stink finger. 

I WOULD LOVE TO HANG OUT WITH YOUR FINGER, AND SUCK YOUR 
SAUSAGE, I DO KNOW HOW TO SPAM AND SLAM DONT I , !!!!!

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,,,.....yeeeeeaaaaaa. sowhat?

I lost a relative in the concentration camp during WW2.

Send you money to the jews, and you will not die a coward.

I was once a general

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]2o32uduydfju20di89327377^%$

You best off beware the hellstorm headed you way.

Ha! No kidding! When Bush said "Whoever wears the uniform get 
ready" he meant that one didnt he? We are all over the damn 
place!! 

Does anyone happen to know how to get a hornet stinger out of 
your foot when you cant see it?

Saw your fuckin foot off and shove the bloody stump up your ass. 
That should do the trick.

Please I'm serious! lol! Why are you so obsessed with things 
going into peoples asses! Are you gay?

I dreamt you were the Prime Minister of Argentina.
*DISCLAIMER: I am of course completely mad!*

Hornet stinger (as in they only have one located on their ass) 
would have your foot swollen the size of a softball. And you 
would be hard pressed to find it as they don't normally fall off 
like a yellow jacket or other bees. But if what you have is a 
yellow Jacket stinger, you would need to cut or dig it out. 
Cutting your foot off is the way a Muslim might do it, and as 
for shoving it in places; would be only for certan idiots known 
to lurk under other peoples names on this board. LOL!!! !!! !!! 

Does anyone happen to know how to get a hornet stinger out of 
your foot when you cant see it?
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Just leave it in there.
Scream *FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!*
That way you're so bent you don't give a damn in the 1st place 
how you get STUNG!!!
Hopefully there is a sort of karmic reaction which fucks the 
hornet into a fucking ice molecule forever!

I WOULD LOVE TO HANG OUT WITH YOUR FINGER, AND SUCK YOUR 
SAUSAGE, I DO KNOW HOW TO SPAM AND SLAM DONT I , !!!!!
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Yeah well I don't wanna hang out with you.
I am perfectly happy you type what the Hell you want up here 
though.

Hornet stinger (as in they only have one located on their ass) 
would have your foot swollen the size of a softball. And you 
would be hard pressed to find it as they don't normally fall off 
like a yellow jacket or other bees. But if what you have is a 
yellow Jacket stinger, you would need to cut or dig it out. 
Cutting your foot off is the way a Muslim might do it, and as 
for shoving it in places; would be only for certan idiots known 
to lurk under other peoples names on this board. LOL!!! !!! !!!
_________________________________________________________________


A YELLOW JACKET IS A WASP, NOT A BEE, AS THE FOOLISH MERWIN 
FAILED TO POINT OUT, AND THIS PROVES ANOTHER SUBJECT THAT HE 
KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT. AND SINCE WASPS AND HORNETS DO NOT LOSE 
THEIR STINGERS WHEN ATTACKING, IT IS NOT A STING FROM A WASP OR 
A HORNET, BUT A BEE. WHEN A BEE STINGS, THERE WILL BE A POISON 
SAC ABOVE THE STINGER, AND BOTH NEED TO COME OUT. A MAGNIFYING 
GLASS, AND A PAIR OF NAIL CLIPPERS SHOULD WORK FINE.

P.S. THIS INFORMATION CAN BE LOOKED UP ON THE INTERNET....BUT 
I'M SURE THAT YOU OR MERWIN WILL DO NEITHER, SINCE DOING THAT 
MIGHT SHOW YOU THAT YOU ARE WRONG, AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT, CAN 
WE?

If that hornet stinger STILL hanging out in your foot then you 
are one FIRST-CLASS IDIOT!!
LOL!!

Thank you for clearing that bee vs. wasp matter up, Cliff Claven!

Only Queen x would have to look up how to take care of a sting 
on the internet!!! ROTFLMAO!!! And of coarse the idiot can't 
figure out that the stinger might work its way into the skin!! 
Also as usual he is too stupid to notice that I clearly 
distinguised bees from wasps (yellowjackets)[like a yellow 
jacket or other bees.]. WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT!! But we all know 
his solution to the problem;
Saw your fuckin foot off and shove the bloody stump up your ass. 
That should do the trick.
SO AS USUAL, queen x has opend his mouth and firmly implanted 
his foot!! LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!LOL!!

only queen x would use NAIL CLIPPERS to remove a stinger!! WHAT 
A FUCKING IDIOT, I am sure his little cyber world told him to do 
it that way as the MORON wouldn't know jack shit with out his 
little cumpaq!!! LOL!! !! !!  

And yes a yellow jacket can loose it's stinger if you step on 
it. It however isn't normal for that to happen and yellow 
jackets don't die after a sting like other bees. 

STICK TO YOUR SHITTALK QUEEN X! IT'S the ONLY thing you know!! 
LOL!!LLLLL!!LLLL!LLLL!!LL!LL!!LL!L!L!L!L!L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You might try tweezers...don't you think? as NAIL CLIPPERS WOULD 
JUST CUT IT OFF AND LEAVE THE POISON SACK INSIDE!!
>>>>>>>>>YOU FUCKING IDIOT<<<<<<<<<<<<<

*whew* I needed a good laugh, always can count on queen x for 
that!! LOL!! !! !! !! 

Another good laugh - if true. It is being widely reported this 
fine morning that Saddam's two shithead punk boys have been 
killed or captured in a raid on a house in Iraq.

Right. I'm off to that shopping mall/catwalk again and I will 
not write you out no check/cheque!!
Lol!!
C Ya fuckers!

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Saddam Hussein's sons, Uday and Qusay, could 
have been killed in a firefight with U.S. troops in northern 
Iraq, U.S. government officials said Tuesday. 

An official said they are "reasonably certain" that the two 
sons -- key members of Saddam's regime -- were among four people 
killed during the gun battle. 

U.S. troops were involved in an intense firefight in the 
northern Iraqi city of Mosul earlier Tuesday. A U.S. official 
said two of those killed in the attack "could be" Qusay and 
Uday, whom recent intelligence reports indicated were in the 
Mosul area recently. 

"We are reasonably certain they could have met their maker," one 
U.S. official told CNN. "We didn't just stumble across them." 

Two hundred members of the 101st Airborne Division were involved 
in the assault, and no one was captured, a U.S. official told 
CNN Pentagon Correspondent Barbara Starr. Further details were 
expected shortly. 

Military sources in Baghdad said the bodies were those of high-
ranking allies of Saddam. 

A U.S. official said, there were "indicators" that "prominent 
figures," possibly Uday and Qusay Hussein, were in the area. 

The military went in and engaged in a "big firefight," the 
official said. "We have bodies that could very well be them," 
said the U.S. official. 

In all, four people were killed in the firefight. The official 
said Saddam Hussein was not among them. 

Both in deck of cards 

Both Uday and Qusay are in the playing card deck of most wanted 
Iraqis issued to U.S. troops in Iraq. Uday is the Ace of Hearts 
and Qusay the Ace of Clubs 

Qusay is the son widely perceived as most likely to succeed 
Saddam. 

As Iraq prepared its defenses in the run-up to the Second Gulf 
War, Qusay was put in charge of four key areas including Baghdad 
and Tikrit   the family's tribal home. 

When the war began he was in charge of the country's vast 
intelligence network, the 80,000-strong Republican Guard and 
15,000-member Special Republican Guard, who were charged with 
protecting Saddam and his family. 

Uday has a reputation for violence that includes torturing Iraqi 
athletes who do not meet expectations. He also ran the dreaded 
Saddam Fedayeen security force. 

He was also in charge of the nation's Olympic committee, edited 
a leading newspaper, Babel, and head of Youth TV, the country's 
most popular channel. 

Just before the second Gulf War, Uday warned Iraqi troops would 
make the mothers of U.S. soldiers "weep blood instead of tears." 

LOL!! yes I saw that! Sadman Insane is slowly sucking eggs as we 
narrow his life down to his "home town" LOL!! That BRAVE leader 
is of coarse the one who will hide in a hole and COWER in fear 
while his sons get the heat and die!! LOL!! We just have to 
watch the local stores to see when someone (Saddam) orders a 
burka in 4x! LOL! and of coarse we will hear all about the real 
shittalk story from the known COWARD queen x 
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Qusay is the son widely perceived as most likely to succeed 
Saddam. 
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CORRECTION;
Qusay WAS the son widely perceived as most likely to succeed 
Saddam. 

A YELLOW JACKET IS A WASP, NOT A BEE, AS THE FOOLISH MERWIN 
FAILED TO POINT OUT, AND THIS PROVES ANOTHER SUBJECT THAT HE 
KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT. AND SINCE WASPS AND HORNETS DO NOT LOSE 
THEIR STINGERS WHEN ATTACKING, IT IS NOT A STING FROM A WASP OR 
A HORNET, BUT A BEE. WHEN A BEE STINGS, THERE WILL BE A POISON 
SAC ABOVE THE STINGER, AND BOTH NEED TO COME OUT. A MAGNIFYING 
GLASS, AND A PAIR OF NAIL CLIPPERS SHOULD WORK FINE.

P.S. THIS INFORMATION CAN BE LOOKED UP ON THE INTERNET....BUT 
I'M SURE THAT YOU OR MERWIN WILL DO NEITHER, SINCE DOING THAT 
MIGHT SHOW YOU THAT YOU ARE WRONG, AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT, CAN 
WE?


MERWIN THE MORON: And yes a yellow jacket can loose it's stinger 
if you step on 
it. It however isn't normal for that to happen and yellow 
jackets don't die after a sting like other bees.


YELLOW JACKETS ARE NOT BEES, BUT WASPS.
ONCE AGAIN, MERWIN SHOWS HE KNOWS NOTHING. 

Cliff Claven Trivia


Things you just needed to know: 

An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain. 
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. 
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. 
It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. 
The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling 
out of its mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out 
all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back 
down again. 
White Out was invented by the mother of Mike Nesmith (formerly 
of the Monkees). 
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak. 
Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a 
building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving 
than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly 
takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is 
occurring, relax, and correct itself. 
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks 
otherwise it will digest itself. 
101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney 
cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't 
die throughout the movie. 
'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the 
left hand. 
A whale's penis is called a dork. 
To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into 
its eyeballs-it will let you go instantly. 
Reindeer like to eat bananas. 
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front 
legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one 
front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds 
received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the 
ground, the person died of natural causes. 
No words in the English language rhyme with month, orange, 
silver, and purple. 
Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 
4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed 
on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years 
later. 
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English 
language. 
The most common name in the world is Mohammed. 
The word "samba" means "to rub navels together." 
Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots. 
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World 
War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo. 
In Casablanca, Humphrey Bogart never said "Play it again, Sam." 
Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson." 
More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air 
crashes. 
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. 
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. 
Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes 
them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt. 
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie. 
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law 
which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything 
wider than your thumb. 

If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5000 
times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it 
ends up on the bottom.

The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher. 

The longest word in the English language, according to the 
Oxford English Dictionary, is 
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis The only other 
word with the same amount of letters is 
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses its plural.

Hydroxydesoxycorticosterone and hydroxydeoxycorticosterones are 
the largest anagrams.

Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Se ora la Reina 
de los Angeles de Porciuncula."

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. 

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

Ben and Jerry's send the waste from making ice cream to local 
pig farmers to use as feed. Pigs love the stuff, except for one 
flavor: Mint Oreo.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Wilma Slaghoopal, and Betty 
Rubble's maiden name was Betty Jean Mcbricker.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses 
II who fathered over 168 children.

If NASA sent birds into space they would soon die, they need 
gravity to swallow.

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are 
registered blood donors.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 38 minutes. 

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after 
Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A 
Wonderful Life".

It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. 
The frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is 
dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to 
dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the 
stomach back down again.

Armored knights raised their visors to identify themselves when 
they rode past their king. This custom has become the modern 
military salute.

Sylvia Miles had the shortest performance ever nominated for an 
Oscar with "Midnight Cowboy." Her entire role lasted only six 
minutes.

Charles Lindbergh took only four sandwiches with him on his 
famous transatlantic flight.

Goethe couldn't stand the sound of barking dogs and could only 
write if he had an apple rotting in the drawer of his desk.

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front 
legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one 
front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds 
received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the 
ground, the person died of natural causes.

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law 
which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything 
wider than your thumb.

101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney 
cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't 
die throughout the movie. 

'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the 
left hand on the QWERTY keyboard.

The Baby Ruth candy bar was actually named after Grover 
Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth.

A whale's penis is called a dork.

Armadillos have four babies at a time and they are always all 
the same sex. 

Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get 
leprosy.

To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into 
its eyeballs -- it will let you go instantly.

Reindeer like to eat bananas.

A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
Twelve or more cows are known as a "flink."
A group of frogs is called an army.
A group of rhinos is called a crash.
A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
A group of whales is called a pod.
A group of geese is called a gaggle.
A group of ravens is called a murder.
A group of officers is called a mess.
A group of larks is called an exaltation.
A group of owls is called a parliament.

Physicist Murray Gell-Mann named the sub-atomic particles known 
as quarks for a random line in James Joyce, "Three quarks for 
Muster Mark!"

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/18 of a calorie.

The phrase "sleep tight" derives from the fact that early 
mattresses were filled with straw and held up with rope 
stretched across the bedframe. A tight sleep was a comfortable 
sleep.

"Three dog night" (attributed to Australian Aborigines) came 
about because on especially cold nights these nomadic people 
needed three dogs (dingos, actually) to keep from freezing.

Gilligan of Gilligan's Island had a first name that was only 
used once, on the never-aired pilot show. His first name was 
Willy. The skipper's real name on Gilligan's Island is Jonas 
Grumby. It was mentioned once in the first episode on their 
radio's newscast about the wreck.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If 
captured, they could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a 
map for escape.

Ivory bar soap floating was a mistake. They had been over-mixing 
the soap formula causing excess air bubbles that made it float. 
Customers wrote and told how much they loved that it floated, 
and it has floated ever since.

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a 
building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving 
than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly 
takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is 
occurring, relax and correct itself.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks 
otherwise it will digest itself. 

The Sanskrit word for "war" means "desire for more cows."

MERWIN THE 'TARD: NAIL CLIPPERS WOULD 
JUST CUT IT OFF AND LEAVE THE POISON SACK INSIDE!!


WOW!!! YOU REALLY ARE RETARDED! THE POISON SAC IS ON THE OUTSIDE 
OF THE WOUND! INSIDE? HAHAHA! 

An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain. 
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. 
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Both apply to queen x as well

Ya see queenie the stinger will still be in Marie's foot, just 
in case you forgot, that was the problem in the FIRST place. But 
you of coarse went on the internet to discover the one way to 
fuck up the simplist damn thing! LOL!! Notice that queen x is 
OBSESSED with every word I say and EVEN how I spell it !! 
This I think is the funniest thing I have seen all day!! He 
cannot figure out that MOST people consider a yellow Jacket a 
type of bee, though it truly isn't But queen x is again OBSESSED 
with the exact reality of the very words I use, dispite the fact 
it makes no difference to the stinger in the foot problem. 
Carpenter bees and honey bees and hornets and wasps and yellow 
jackets all, are commonly called bees, even though queen x has 
been known to shove them all up his arse anyway LOL!! 
   So as we can clearly see, NO MATTER WHAT TYPE OF BUG IT WAS 
USING NAIL CLIPPERS WILL NOT WORK EVER!!!!!!!!! JUST LIKE 
ANYTHING QUEEN X SPOUTS LOL!!!

NAIL CLIPPERS !! !! ROTFLMAO!! WHAT AN IDIOT!

the funny thing is that merlyn has x so confused x is trying to 
help marie

Top part of Eiffel Tower on fire, according to wire services. 
CNN working to confirm. Details to come.

This day just keeps getting better and better! :)

Hornets are the largest of the wasp family (the queens reach a 
size of 35 mm) and are usually quite fat and round - unlike the 
yellowjacket. They have a fearsome reputation for stinging and 
causing considerable harm but in fact they are just as harmful 
as a yellowjacket or bee - no more and no less. Like most bees 
and wasps they usually only sting if you are blocking a flight 
path or are moving rapidly - nests should be avoided at all 
costs!

The best way to distinguish a hornet from other stinging insects 
is simply the fact that they are shorter and fatter, 
more "squat" but quite often can be large as well as squat.

One of the big issues here is nomenclature depending where on 
the world you come from they are called different things

We'll call it the flaming tower of france from now on. 

Note the small "f" as in fuck head, fart, fool, etc/ 

Yes I saw pics. Look like they dumping water on it [perhaps with 
a helicopter]
Can't really see how whole thing can go up in flames exactly - 
fire is at top and structure is metal.

Maybe it will nail dead that dratted souvenir shop?

I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
WHO CAN'T TELL WASPS FROM 
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!

I LIKE SHOVING BEES UP MY ASS, AS I LAUGH AT ALL AMERICANS!!!!!

From: X 
To: ALL 
Date: Tue Jul 22 15:41:48 2003 
Message:
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,

From: X 
To: ALL 
Date: Tue Jul 22 15:41:48 2003 
Message:
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
From: X 
To: ALL 
Date: Tue Jul 22 15:41:48 2003 
Message:
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
From: X 
To: ALL 
Date: Tue Jul 22 15:41:48 2003 
Message:
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
From: X 
To: ALL 
Date: Tue Jul 22 15:41:48 2003 
Message:
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
From: X 
To: ALL 
Date: Tue Jul 22 15:41:48 2003 
Message:
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
From: X 
To: ALL 
Date: Tue Jul 22 15:41:48 2003 
Message:
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
From: X 
To: ALL 
Date: Tue Jul 22 15:41:48 2003 
Message:
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,

LOL!!

I'm sure queen x has many uses for nail clippers, Knowing what a 
sick fuck he is. But removing hornet stingers? LOL!!! 

From: Marie 
To: X 
Date: Wed Jul 16 10:50:29 2003 
Message:
Your slipping! Your not doing a very good job of impersonating 
me, Merlyn, Get a Grip, and other's. And "I ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPS, 
IT WASNT ME" ! Doesnt work well anymore.

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From: Merlyn 
To: Marie 
Subject: x 
Date: Wed Jul 16 11:08:49 2003 
Message:
LOL! It just goes to show how jealous of me he (she?) is. I 
think x misses Get a grip too and wishes I would post "as the 
dradel turns" again. LOL!! !! !! X's fasination with child 
molestation is graphicly showing his obsessin with children. His 
displacement of it grinds the reality that x is a pedofile. I 
think it's pretty obvious. dont you? Always the underdog tries 
to take on the leader. So his constand dogging of me only shows 
that all too well. LOL!! !! !! 

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From: 
To: 
Date: Wed Jul 16 11:30:15 2003 
Message:
From: Merlyn 
To: om/cf 
Subject: A COMPLETE CONFESSION that queen X is really WALTER 
Date: Fri Jun 27 10:56:08 2003 
Message:
Remember when U.K.Citizen backed his worthless ass into a corner 
over selling 911 tapes for profit? Then, shitfart changed his 
tune, apologized to the victums families and said he REALLY 
donated the proceeds to the victums.____________________________

YEAH, I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF AT THE GULLIBILITY OF YOU FUCKIN 
IDIOTS THAT TIME!!!! I DON'T, AND NEVER DID, FEEL ANYTHING FOR 
ANY OF THOSE JACK-OFFS! NOR WILL I FEEL ANYTHING FOR THE NEXT 
GROUP OF AMERICAN IDIOTS.


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From: Merlyn 
To: om/cf 
Subject: Thanks for filling in the detail as I enterd in just as 
this was going on LOL!! 
Date: Fri Jun 27 10:58:12 2003 
Message:
Walter/X is blowhard wankage who gets his hard-on by trying to 
shock a fucking message board. Its what he's since his first 
post and its easy to see he's a one song band. He's not worth 
pissing on. The fuckhead has lied so often he has zero 
credibility.

Remember when U.K.Citizen backed his worthless ass into a corner 
over selling 911 tapes for profit? Then, shitfart changed his 
tune, apologized to the victums families and said he REALLY 
donated the proceeds to the victums. Now he says he invested it 
in some patriotic merchandise company so he could profit. Fuckin 
lying ass nutter, no more, no less.

As full of shit as a Christmas Goose. 




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From: Marie 
To: Merlyn 
Date: Wed Jul 16 12:30:44 2003 
Message:
If I were X I wouldnt go patting myself on the back just yet, a 
pat on the back is just a short distance from a kick in the 
butt!!

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From: Merlyn 
To: Marie 
Date: Wed Jul 16 12:36:40 2003 
Message:
At least you are'nt afraid to slap Queen x around. I think it's 
a riot watching him get truly slapped down by you LOL!! IT'S a 
RIOT! x is too much a chicken shit to back up anything he says! 
cross hairs indeed !! !! ROTFLMAO!! !! !! 

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From: Marie 
To: Merlyn 
Date: Wed Jul 16 12:59:57 2003 
Message:
Sometimes I wont say anything about his fuckups at the time, but 
when he reaaaaaly deserves it I will throw it back at him! He 
reminds me of a spark plug that's off a degree or two!

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From: Merlyn 
To: Marie 
Subject: queen x 
Date: Wed Jul 16 13:30:07 2003 
Message:
He reminds me of a FOULED spark plug that's stripped in the 
head!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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We need to somehow unleash the contents of this website on the 
Bible Belt???
What the hell is that?

Speculation grew this evening that Saddam Hussein's sons Uday 
and Qusay may have been killed in an American raid on a house in 
northern Iraq. 

A firefight erupted today when US forces surrounded the home of 
a cousin of Saddam Hussein in the northern city of Mosul, 
killing four "high-ranking" Iraqis. A senior US official in Iraq 
said Saddam's sons Odai and Qusai were believed to be among the 
dead. 

But the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said 
investigators were "awaiting postive DNA testing" to confirm the 
identities. The White House said it could not confirm the deaths 
but US defence secretary Donald Rumsfeld briefed President Bush 
about the raid. 

An official with the US civilian administration running Iraq 
said "something big has just happened" but would provide no 
futher information. 

Residents told an Associated Press Television News cameraman in 
Mosul that American soldiers had come to the house looking for 
Saddam's elder sons. 

Members of the 101st Airborne Division had surrounded the house, 
which belongs to a cousin of Saddam - a key tribal leader in the 
region - when the fighting broke out in Mosul, 280 miles north 
of Baghdad. 

The stone, columned house was left charred and smoldering, its 
high facade riddled with gaping holes from bullets and heavy 
weaponry. Kiowa helicopters roamed the sky. 

Some local residents appeared to have been caught in the 
crossfire. It was not known how many people were injured, but 
several were taken to a hospital. 

In Washington, Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld briefed 
President George W. Bush about the raid in an Oval Office 
meeting Tuesday morning, a senior administration official said. 

The United States has offered a US$25 million reward for 
information leading to Saddam's capture and $15 million each for 
his sons, where were also top leader's in their father's regime. 

Also Tuesday, a US soldier was killed and another injured in an 
ambush along a dangerous road north of Baghdad in the so-
called "Sunni Triangle," a center of anti-American resistance 

His death brought to 153 the number of US troops killed in 
action since the March 20 start of war - six more than during 
the 1991 Gulf War. 

US Central Command in Tampa, Florida, said the attackers used 
rocket-propelled grenades and small arms in the assault staged 
along the road between Balad, 80 kilometers (50 miles) north f 
Baghdad, and Ramadi, 100 kilometers (60 miles) west of the 
capital. It gave no other details. 

Both towns lie within the "Sunni Triangle," home to much of the 
remaining support for Saddam, a Sunni Muslim who used his 
Baathist Party to oppress the country's Shiite Muslim majority. 

Yes. You see what you do is grab all the archives and liberally 
douse half the internet with them ...
That would not be so difficult to do.
Who want to be the Evil person that do that??

I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
WHO CAN'T TELL WASPS FROM 
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
WHO CAN'T TELL WASPS FROM 
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
WHO CAN'T TELL WASPS FROM 
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
WHO CAN'T TELL WASPS FROM 
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
WHO CAN'T TELL WASPS FROM 
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
WHO CAN'T TELL WASPS FROM 
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
WHO CAN'T TELL WASPS FROM 
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!

I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
ESPECIALLY MERWIN AND MARIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
ESPECIALLY MERWIN AND MARIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
ESPECIALLY MERWIN AND MARIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
ESPECIALLY MERWIN AND MARIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
ESPECIALLY MERWIN AND MARIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
ESPECIALLY MERWIN AND MARIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
ESPECIALLY MERWIN AND MARIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
ESPECIALLY MERWIN AND MARIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
ESPECIALLY MERWIN AND MARIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
ESPECIALLY MERWIN AND MARIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
ESPECIALLY MERWIN AND MARIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
ESPECIALLY MERWIN AND MARIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
WHO CAN'T TELL WASPS FROM 
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
WHO CAN'T TELL WASPS FROM 
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
WHO CAN'T TELL WASPS FROM 
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
WHO CAN'T TELL WASPS FROM 
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
WHO CAN'T TELL WASPS FROM 
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
WHO CAN'T TELL WASPS FROM 
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!
I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
WHO CAN'T TELL WASPS FROM 
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!


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July 22, 2003 Release Number: 03-07-68 
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 

STATEMENT REGARDING OPERATION IN MOSUL, IRAQ 

Statement from US Central Command: 

On Tuesday, July 22, forces associated with the 101st Airborne 
Division and Special Operations Forces conducted an operation 
against suspected regime figures at a residence in Mosul, Iraq. 
The site is currently being exploited. Four Iraqis were killed 
in the operation. We have confirmed that two of the dead were 
Saddam s sons Uday and Qusay.

Yes. You see what you do is grab all the archives and liberally 
douse half the internet with them ...
That would not be so difficult to do.
Who want to be the Evil person that do that??___________________

MERWIN HAS BEEN SPAMMING THE BOARD FOR A LONG TIME, SO I FEEL 
FREE TO JOIN IN. HE TRIES TO LIE ABOUT IT, BUT FAILS TO BE 
BELIEVED.

I was hoping to see this big bellowing ball of fire.  It was 
just a plume of smoke.  Disappointing.....

MERWIN HAS BEEN SPAMMING THE BOARD FOR A LONG TIME, SO I FEEL 
FREE TO JOIN IN. HE TRIES TO LIE ABOUT IT, BUT FAILS TO BE 
BELIEVED.
_______________________________________________________

I don't think you have any room to talk about spam little boy. 
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REREAD THE POST........'TARD! ROFL!!!!!!!
DON'T YOU EVEN HAVE A 4TH GRADE LEVEL OF READING?

I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE,
TO LAUGH AT ALL THE STUPID CUNTS,
WHO CAN'T TELL WASPS FROM 
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!

From: om/cf 
To: XMARIE 
Date: Tue Jul 22 00:04:37 2003 
Message:
Saw your fuckin foot off and shove the bloody stump up your 
ass. 
That should do the trick.

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From: XMARIE 
To: om/cf 
Date: Tue Jul 22 05:14:23 2003 
Message:
Please I'm serious! lol! Why are you so obsessed with things 
going into peoples asses! Are you gay?
_______________________________________________

Nice try dipshit!

Good Bye Pussayyyy1 and Pussayyyy2.... May your souls rott in 
hell for eternity!!! Daddy cant be far behind! Only a matter of 
time. After the Big Hunt for daddy is completed, maybe we can 
get back to finding the WMD's!!!! Not making any progress??? 
Ha!    

RIDDENS..............LOL!!!! WHAT A RETARD!

After the Big Hunt for daddy is completed, maybe we can 
get back to finding the WMD's!!!!_______________________________

GOOD LUCK GEORGE BUSH ON YOUR SECOND TERM! WITH BACKWOODS IDIOTS 
LIKE THIS, YOU'LL BE SURE TO BE ELECTED!

Thank's for the help guy's lol... I guess it wasnt a stinger, 
but a needle. I did look on the internet and I dont see this 
thing. It's Red, with black stripes on it's butt, with a needle 
sticking out of it's butt. After numerous soaking's and messing 
with it, I must have got it out. 
I'm shocked X!!!!! I almost got a civilized answer out of you 
lol... 

Oh Nevermind that just got blown all to hell!!

Backwoods???

Oh piss off! Even you cant destroy my good mood today.. What a 
great day for America! 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH! 4 IRAQIS KILLED! WHAT A BLOW AGAINST THE 
EMPIRE! LOL!!

Gimme the check/cheque!
I don't give a fuck/phuque!
Here is the moon/moon!
*I go zoom zoom ...*

Oh piss off! Even you cant destroy my good mood today.. What a 
great day for America! 
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Okay I will try now to destroy it for you.
You tell me if I succeed OK Hun? :)
1st thing is UK got Jesus and US just got a bunch of 
materialistic decadent people who are screwing you in your sleep 
and in your work and in your whole goddamming meaningless l'il 
life!
Not to say UK not exactly the same!
But SHHHHHHH! *Mum's the Word!* :)
You know Marie if there was one thing that would pull the world 
together it would be some goddamn extraterrestials out to use us 
as their fucking vibrator batteries that would scare the living 
daylights OUT OF US ALL!!!
... Meaning that no one would care if they were from US or 
goddamning TIMBUCTOO!!!
*WHO INDOCTRINATED THIS SAD MISGUIDED NATIONALISM/PATRIOTISM 
INTO YOU ANYWAYS????*
Ya gotta be crazy if you think being American is the best thing 
since sliced bread!
It ain't!
It's you that matters - go live in Iceland.

NOPE!!! Not today!!   :)

So I have my own share of freak insects ..
Forget the bird-eating spiders because they were simply in their 
natural habitat ..
So this is 1989 UK and I am somewhat better off and co-habiting 
and there is this thing on TV I am watching. 
I then switch TV off too and there are these sets of luminous 
eyes looking at me.
I kid you not ...
Let me introduce you to ...
*MONSTER SPIDER!!!!!!!!!*
LOL!!!
Was this fucker big or was this fucker big???
So I look at this thing and the skin is crawling down my neck 
and I am thinking hell it is either me or it ..
it too is eyeballing me and considering that this is surely the 
fuckin' Apolcalypse or something ..
My mind meanwhile is working good and I am hatching all sorts of 
plots and methods to kill fucking *MONSTER SPIDER*
I am just thinking if I don't move a muscle and then move real 
quick with a telephone directory ..
I then realise tragic mistake.
I have somehow communicated my intention TELEPATHICALLY!
Yes it is true!
So it moves like the fastest fucker I've ever seen in my life!
It moves like some hellstorm to the other corner of the room!
I am left panicky knowing that this *THING* is still in house ...
I locked myself in later and fortunately never see that thing 
again.
There was also once a fly upon which I exhausted an entire 
bottle of insecticide upon once and yet still it would not 
die ...

Oh you havent lived till you've had a Tarantula walk accross 
your foot! And not knowing at the time they arent exactly 
poisonous in Oklahoma. Now that's a Monster Spider! Fortunatly 
it would take about 10 Oklahoma sized Tarantula's all biting at 
the same time to do any damage to you. Unless of course 
your 'Allergic' Now all I do when I encounter one is flick it 
in the butt, and send him on his way! The same I suppose could 
be said about stinging Scorpian's. Feel's like a lit cigarette 
is sticking you for a few....However this was my first 
encounter with what I believe to be a Hornet. The reason I 
believe it to be a hornet is that at work, one of my co-workers 
said if it has a needle sticking out it's butt, it's a hornet. 

I also do a few encounters with black widow 2.

The Bible Belt is what's known as the "Heartland" of America. 
Covering several states in the middle to upper middle of the 
Northeast, Norwest, and somewhat dipping into part's of the 
Southeast, and West of the Country. But basically in the 
middle. Where you will find a church located on almost every 
corner, on almost every block, sometimes several churches on 
the same block, covering just about every denomination known to 
man! And I grew up Patriotic instilled in me by my parent's. 
Not Indoctrinated in me. And damn Proud of it!!! :)

There are several varieties of hornet. That would have been a 
hornet most probably. Hornets are large with a large abdomen and 
predominantly black. There are species of fly that seek to 
imitate wasps and hornets too .. I think that you'll find that a 
horsefly is pretty fuckin' nasty. Wasps, bees, hornets .. all of 
these sting from their butt. It kills bees generally to do 
this .. for wasps and hornets it is generally a survivable 
exercise and the sting of a hornet is more acute than that of a 
wasp.

The Bible Belt is what's known as the "Heartland" of America. 
Covering several states in the middle to upper middle of the 
Northeast, Norwest, and somewhat dipping into part's of the 
Southeast, and West of the Country. But basically in the 
middle. Where you will find a church located on almost every 
corner, on almost every block, sometimes several churches on 
the same block, covering just about every denomination known to 
man! And I grew up Patriotic instilled in me by my parent's. 
Not Indoctrinated in me. And damn Proud of it!!! :)
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Yeah okay I hear you Marie. I understand what you say. I have 
had a mental crisis I am still getting over. OK? The essential 
principle of *patriotism* I do however throw out .. feel free to 
think what you will on that matter.

Now Black Widow's here are deadly just about everywhere in the 
US. Well the females are. Again if you are "Allergic", but I 
believe they make you sick as hell even if you arent. But I 
havent been bitten by one (YET)so im not posative. I'm sure 
that it's just a matter of time.

I lived in New Mexico years ago. I stepped out of the shower one 
day -right onto a scorpion! Ow. I've also had to deal with my 
share of black widows finding their way into my apartment. 
Neither of these bothers me too much. And you're right 
-tarantulas look damned spooky but are pretty peaceful creatures. 
What scares me is the brown recluse spider, identified by a 
violin shaped marking on its back. If you want to know why those 
things should give you the creeps, get onto your favorite search 
engine and type in brown recluse spider bite photos. And then 
fumigate your home.         
                      

Yes I realize you have mental problem's, but I'm in a good 
mood. 

Hello, 
    Since there seems to be a shortage of Thorazine-SMOKE 
ANOTHER 1 or 2-?

Oh God we doin' the *NIGHT OF THE FUMIGATED POISON CREATURES*!!
LOL!!!
There is always that tale of the boil that never burst and then 
eventually it DO ...
.... an' all the l'il tiny creepin' fuckin' spiders come 
creepin' on fuckin' OUT!!!
LOL!!
An' then there is that guy in the tent in the Australian 
desert ...
Anyways, he wakes up to find that this huge monstrous spider has 
eaten away half his face!!!
LOL!!
This is funny shit!

Yes I realize you have mental problem's, but I'm in a good 
mood. 
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Yes! I am completely fucking mad!
I am Satan! :)

YOU who felch know what the straw is for,thats why you keep it 
with your funnels and tubes next to the gerbil cage with K-Y 
nearby.
         SMELL YA LATER WHEN YER LEGS ARE STRAIGHTER

Oh yes the Brown Recluse lol...Also known here as 
the "Fiddleback". I have had many encounters with those too, 
have never been bit thank God! And yes when I found out about 
those I called Orkin!!!! But that only seems to last a few 
years. Since I am seeing all these Insect's again I am thinking 
about calling Orkin or someone similar once again! Simple 
storebought household bombs and spray just dont seem to work 
like a pro lol...

X is an american that hates the usa but can not figure out why, 
hay x bitch, maybe its for attention, from merlyn, what did he 
say to make you fall in love with him?

HE SAID ALOT OF COOL STUFF, WHY?

are you a gay man like me?

Oh yes night of the Creepy Crawlies!!! I hope you dont have 
Aracnaphobia lol...Ew ate away half his face? 

There was also once a fly upon which I exhausted an entire 
bottle of insecticide upon once and yet still it would not 
die ...
_________________________________________

They will mutate and try to rule the world some day. They are 
making notes and taking names currently. EeeeeeK! Fuck it, we'll 
kill them shitfucks like we killed Saddam's spawn today! Fuck 
with the best and die like the rest...at least for now.

Hell yes I've been drinking - why do you sask?

Hi, whats goin on?

I handle a green mamba and the simplest thing it decide to do is 
to take a pee .. ??
Ouch!
Goddamn it Richard!!
Sorry! I mean Jesus! ..
Um!  Gimme the monee and ah will giv ya the fuckin' ....
??
I know! This is my recommendation presently ..
Have celebrate and talk to friends!

Yeah celibrate, that sounds good. I havent had a drink in so 
damn long!! 2 more warts off the ass of the world, our little 
POW is safe, and home, the Eiffle tower almost well, I wont go 
there lol.. I think that's reason enough!! :)

Benny hill has a son named Ozzy. He is a prophet, of tara, an 
enigma. So please hold a gathering in the name of Ragnorak.

Hi, whats goin on?
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I am trying to enact the 2nd coming.
This is hugely difficult and complicated.
I talk up here and a lot of previous is real nasty stuff because 
I just need some kind of outlet!
In public my lips are pretty much sealed completely ..
Unless there is something very definite to say then I will not 
say it!
I am genuinely trying to help but it is hugely difficult with 
dissenters and the enormous mood-sways I have to hold in balance.

Ok what's a Green Mamba? Is that like a Katy Did? Have you ever 
handled a Stick Bug? Those are cute, look like a little stick 
with feet!!

Yeah celibrate, that sounds good. I havent had a drink in so 
damn long!! 2 more warts off the ass of the world, our little 
POW is safe, and home, the Eiffle tower almost well, I wont go 
there lol.. I think that's reason enough!! :)
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Yeah go for it Marie!
I want you to do that!
You understand I hope that I really don't agree with your 
patriotism - but I will wish you the best anyways! :)

Last time i got loaded on bush beer i stayed in the shitter all 
night poppin zits and finger fuckin myself. I was trippin on my 
fat rolls, cheese cake i call it, and we like that, don't we?

Ok what's a Green Mamba? Is that like a Katy Did? Have you ever 
handled a Stick Bug? Those are cute, look like a little stick 
with feet!!
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I think you will find that a green mamba is a pretty fucking 
nasty snake that inhabits parts of Africa ..
It is severely nasty actually.

http://www.photovault.com/Link/Animals/Reptiles/Snakes/Species/Gr
eenMamba.html

From: Marie 
To: om/cf 
Date: Tue Jul 22 21:11:42 2003 
Message:
Last time i got loaded on bush beer i stayed in the shitter all 
night poppin zits and finger fuckin myself. I was trippin on my 
fat rolls, cheese cake i call it, and we like that, don't we?
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Cant you get your own Identity?

There was also once a fly upon which I exhausted an entire 
bottle of insecticide upon once and yet still it would not 
die ...
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They will mutate and try to rule the world some day. They are 
making notes and taking names currently. EeeeeeK! Fuck it, we'll 
kill them shitfucks like we killed Saddam's spawn today! Fuck 
with the best and die like the rest...at least for now.

Hell yes I've been drinking - why do you sask?

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I don't ask. I know!
Imagine if you dead would some fuckin' faraway fuckin' magical 
fairy-land called *Iraq* matter to you?
Of course it fuckin' wouldn't!!!
Holy Jesus Fuck!
Lol!!

Ok now that's Creepy!! I havent seen one of those around here 
thank God lol...No Green Mambas!

Just the crazy son of a bitch with a gun?
SCREAMING BLUE MURDER!!!!
BLUE MURDER!!!!
BLUE MURDER!!!!
BLUE MURDER!!!!
BLUE MURDER!!!!
Been there. Done that.

No I havent seen a crazy blue bitch with a gun screaming 
anything lol...A CottonMouth, and WaterMoccasin, and numerous 
other reptiles, Sappin Turtles, Horny Toads, various snakes I 
dont know that much about snakes, just to stay the hell away 
from them lol...

Black mambas?
I'm quite certain we had one down a drainpipe that we killed ..
You know it was only in there out of fear.
When you think that there is a whole school to protect ..
That is the craziest location for a school and I mean ever!!
Good God!! I have lived so long now!
I have been everywhere!
I mean fuckin' everywhere!
I'm bit of a traveller ...
You know I feel so cooped up here with no money and all the 
seriousness of the situation.
I probably look grimfaced!
I am immensely worried.

No I havent seen a crazy blue bitch with a gun screaming 
anything lol...
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Yeah well you ain't seen nothing! :)
I get some locked up a few months back ..
Hey I wish those stupid people into Hell!
Get the Fuck in there and Rot in there Forever!
Lol!!

We have these snakes here called, well I'm not quite sure what 
the real name is people just call them black snakes, they like 
to hide in warm places, which is why you constantly need to 
check around your water heater, furnace, etc..Everyday it seems 
like there is some new creature lurking about lol...

Well that's one way to do away with them lol, Hell Im going to 
the Liquor Store....I will join you all hopefully tipsy lol, 
and thank's Dead Dude for the luck about our Country, 
Patriotism and stuff, I think this is the first decent 
conversation we have had lol...Be Back In a bit! :)

Hey Marie just go off to sleep!
I probably love you.
I doubt very much that any snake is gonna kill you in your sleep!
The best thing is just to assume that the universe is basically 
a safe place and that God loves you.
Goodnight!

Yeah by all means go to the liquor store!!
You understand that here in UK is 3am thereabouts???
Therefore I cannot talk to you anymore!
I promise you this:
Jesus is coming!
I bid you a good night!
That's him:
http://www.intrascope.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/thedarkroom.html
I give you other pics when I can.
Are you scandalised????
Ya knows, I am ..... aaaaaaaahhh!!!! sleeep!

No I havent seen a crazy blue bitch with a gun screaming 
anything lol...A CottonMouth, and WaterMoccasin, and numerous 
other reptiles, Sappin Turtles, Horny Toads, various snakes I 
dont know that much about snakes, just to stay the hell away 
from them lol...


YEAH.....THERE'S NOTHING MORE DANGEROUS THAN ONE OF THOSE 
DEADLY "SAPPIN TURTLES".

Oh for the Love of God! Excuse the hell out of me for leaving 
off the "N" in SNNNNappin Turtle's!!! Geez!
Dumberer lol...

You motherfucker - LOL! Shit all-mighty I can't stand the wait 
to see some more pics of baby Jesus!

I've taken some big sappin turtles and dragged them around after 
they clamped down on a stick poked in their face! Mean fuckers!

Where the fuck is Marlin Perkins when really you need him?

A whale's penis is called a dork.

I'll buy you a beer for that little known fact, Cliff. 

Where the fuck is Marlin Perkins when really you need him?_______

THINK BACK.....MARLON NEVER DID MUCH OF ANYTHING, BUT ALWAYS 
MADE HIS SIDEKICK "JIM" JUMP INTO THE WATER AFTER THE ANACONDA 
OR WHATEVER......
......AND STRANGLY ENOUGH...MARLON IS LONG GONE, AND JIM IS 
STILL CLOSELY AFFILLIATED WITH MUTUAL OF OMAHA.....BUT 
ALAS...SNIFF...NO MORE "WILD KINGDOM".

I have bad monkey sex breath. Got a Tic Tac?    
    
                        

I'LL GIVE YOU A WHOLE BOXFULL IF YOU'LL ONLY REMEMBER THAT 
DIABLO IS YOUR HORSE, NOT YOUR SEX PARTNER!

Yeah, he was always in a studio and he spoke so slow you just 
wanted to grab him around the neck and say "SPEED IT THE FUCK UP 
OLD MAN!" Well, at least I did. LOL!

Jim would be wrestling an alligator in the Everglades and Marlin 
would be (slowly) spouting various alligator stats and breeding 
info! LMFAO! Hell YEAH, that was a good program! Beats the hell 
out of these so-called reality, "money sluts on parade" programs 
we have today!

CONGRATULATIONS ALL AMERICAN FOLKS (EXCLUDING MUSLIM PESTS)

UDAY AND QUSAY HAVE BEEN REPORTED TO BE SHOT DEAD LIKE DOGS.

LONG LIVE G.W.BUSH
LONG LIVE TONY BLAIR
LONG LIVE RICHARD PEARL
LONG LIVE ARIEL SHARON
LONG LIVE ALL STARTEGISTS WHO ARE BRINGING ABOUT THE HISTORIC 
HUMILITY AND DOOM OF ISLAM.

DEATH TO ISLAM
DESTRUCTION TO THE DEMON'CRATIC PARTY
DESTRUCTION TO LEFTISM WORLD WIDE (SORRY Mr T. BLAIR)
FUCK ROBIN COOK, CLARE SHORT AND ALL OTHER DEGENERATE LEFTISTS 

DEATH TO ISLAM
DESTRUSTION TO MECCA, MEDINA AND AL-AQSA mosque

SHIT & PISS BE UPON MOHAMMED ISLAM'S DEMONIC PERVERT MESSENGER

Mulla was carrying a heavy bag on his back while riding his 
donkey.
"Why don't you lay the bag on the saddle?" someone asked him.
"Because I am enough of a load on the poor beast," replied Mulla.

"Mulla, your dog bit my wife's foot today. You have to pay for 
it," 
said the neighbor.
"Whatever can be exchanged equally does not require penalty. 
Send your dog over to bite my wife's foot," replied Mulla."

UDAY AND QUSAY HAVE BEEN REPORTED TO BE SHOT DEAD LIKE DOGS.
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CONFIRMED Dead. A couple tough fuckin dogs though, holding off 
200 troops including Delta and SEAL boyz for 4+ hours. Let's see 
if this cuts down the number of hit & run attacks on U.S. 
soldiers in Iraq. Uday ran the Feydayeen who is suspected of 
carrying out most of the ambushes. Logic says cutting off the 
head of the snake is a good thing. We'll see.

Everything you post is shittalk or spam, so we will have to 
change your name to "shittalk x" LOL!! !! !! It's that 
or "spamboy x" LOL!! 

It was a sight for sore eyes, the front page news today!! BOTH 
of SADDAMS SONS DEAD MEAT!!!!!!!! I find extreme satisfaction in 
this and in fact it is even better news than getting Saddam!! 
Now his legacy of ISLAMIC SHIT IS DEAD!! !! !! 
EXTRA THANKS TO THE BRAVE AMERICANS WHO FINISHED OFF THE FAMILY 
LINE OF ISLAMIC EXTREMIST SCUM!! !! !! 

IF YOU DON'T APPROVE OF THE THINGS I SAY AND DO, I'LL JUST BE SO 
VERY BROKEN-HEARTED! I DEPEND ON YOU FOR SO MUCH! WITHOUT YOU, 
I'D JUST BE A LONELY MENENDEZ, WITHOUT A BROTHER....

LOL!! 

Okay everyone pipe down and don't move! :)
Jesus is here now!
Because it is Jesus well we are fucking lucky and it probably 
won't involve mass suicides or anything like that!
Mind you I would not continue to irritate the man because you 
never know what could pop up on the spiritual menu next! :)
*THIS IS DEADLY IMPORTANT!!!!*
*YES IT IS TRUE!!!!*
*WARNING!! You must gimme all your money by the next full moon 
or I will shop your soul!* Lol!

Well Arnold, my fat American friend as would be typical ..
Do you know that Islam has actually got one or two thing going 
for it that Christianity don't?
For example I fail to see even the most minor production of men 
and women I would call *spiritual* in an undistorted fashion 
i.e. without that l'il fuckin' word *materialism* attached 
mortally to their souls in the Christian church.
Unbelievably, poverty has some advantages - it makes you search 
for your God!
The fact is that to follow Islam is to follow something *de 
rigueur* in other words is instilled an absolute devotion.
These facts are undeniable so next time you say Death to all 
Muslims just bunk yourself off into Hell!
Cause I hope that's where you go!

Iran Says It Holds al-Qaida Operatives 

The Associated Press 
Wednesday, July 23, 2003; 9:42 AM 


TEHRAN, Iran - Iran said Monday that it was holding top members 
of the al-Qaida terror group. 

"A large number of small and big-time elements of al-Qaida are 
in our custody," Intelligence Minister Ali Yunesi told reporters 
Wednesday. He did not name any of the detainees. 

Yunesi declined to comment on media reports that Iran is holding 
al-Qaida's No. 2, Ayman al-Zawahri, the group's spokesman 
Suleiman Abu Ghaith or its security chief Saif al-Adil.
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That's funny. Iran starts co-operating only when the Mullah's 
realise there is a distinct possibility that their little piece 
of the world may be blown to shit and there ain't a damn thing 
Allah can do about it. 

TEHRAN, Iran - Iran said Monday that it was holding top members 
of the al-Qaida terror group. 
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Um, why the hell would they say that????
Have you got pics?

You know this is probably US leaning unfairly again. The Iran 
Govt. are running around like headless chickens because of the 
shitass unfair threats trying to drum themselves up a single Al 
Quaida member to arrest and put in custody! LOL!!
They succeeded. They have 1.

So my latest address for the sake of all-time hilarity is to 
stomp through the shopping mall/catwalk an' having a good 
l'il 'ol laugh!
I am planning that the CCTV footage is accumulating and you can 
stare at your no-good shit till the cows come on home and it 
will never change THE FACTS!!!
Lol!! You people are likely fuckin' cranky with your money or 
something but as the sayin' goes ... HEAL FUCKER!!! HEAL!!! Lol!

I know response already - I have hear *Can't someone give that 
guy some money?*
I know the answer to this ..
The answer is the UM ... KEY????
Yeah that will do it!
- IT'S THE KEY!
Lol!

TEHRAN, Iran - Iran said Monday that it was holding top members 
of the al-Qaida terror group. 
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Um, why the hell would they say that????
Have you got pics?
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Well I don't necessarily believe them either, but it is always 
great fun watching religious bigots squirm like worms to retain 
their power. And having all of that firepower sitting right next 
door could bolster the confidence of the Iranian people to do 
some MIRACULOUS things! 

Iran is a stew pot right now, and they don't want us stirring 
things up, mostly because their hold on the people is slipping. 
In with the new & out with the old is the chant from the much 
larger and younger population. This, a result of the political 
direction taken in the 70's. One false move and the elder 
mullahs will be quickly deposed. To turn over the terrorists 
from Alqueda, to the USA, would be politically correct, and no 
other government wants that "hot potato".

Yes I am Satan.

prove it

No! :)

why not? if you are so sure

in sight. It will be the one thing that stops the democratic 
smear campain. We will be out by this time next year at the 
latest. Not to say we won't be knocking on North Korea by then...

Hey om/cf!
Lend me thirty bucks! Lol!

I just can't crack this financial thing really.
It does strike me as a little odd that the entire town calls me 
Jesus - everywhere I go - and I'm signing on benefits! Lol!
The Spirit of Money is somehow the ultimate Prankster! Lol!
I suppose that typically to gain money you offer a service or 
goods but at least in these cases there is the recognition that 
goods are worth money and there is the convenience of a 
financial contract when offering a service ..

In the meantime here is a list of one or two reasons it is 
beneficial to be in poverty:
(1) You don't own a car and so you walk everywhere and that way 
you stay fit - especially when you are lugging all that lager 
home! LOL!
(2) You can't get sued - there is nothing to sue you for.
(3) You don't have to fear financial ruin - you're in it 
already! Lol! It has appeared to be survivable so far ..... :)
(4) If you are poor as crud for a stretch then you might adopt a 
meditative pose which is unattainable if you are constantly 
pursuing hedonism.
(5) You might be unemployed so you have the opportunity to spend 
at least one day of an entire 24 hours flat out on your back! ;)
(6) You avoid the rat-race and you avoid the tube! Lol!!
(7) Your chances of contracting infectious diseases are often 
reduced. If you are poor then nobody wants to know you.

If I had a spare thirty bucks, you'd be first on the recipient 
list: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN CROYDON? Sounds like everyone 
has hit the skids!


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http://talk.guardian.co.uk/WebX?14@69.JMdpaBx3okI.4@.597a9304/0

Croydon. Coz it is. 

I know Croydon's not much to shout about, but there's no need to 
keep deleting the Croydon Threads! 

Help us get through the doom & gloom by chatting away aimlessly 
on here! 

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Ever drink at the ship? Sounds like a hotspot, but honestly, I 
dozed off somewhere around the 523rd post! SO, you're ALL nuts 
in Croydon?!!?

(1) You wind up dead!

No I never go to the pubs in Croydon. I used to hang in the West 
End for awhile. Really I don't particularly like to consume 
alcohol in public. Croydon is a traditional National joke. Why 
would I hang in some nightclub? I did it for years and years 
every single day in Geneva, Switzerland and I believe I simply 
worked it out of my system.

SO, you're ALL nuts in Croydon?!!?
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Um .... YES!!!! LOL!!!!

At the West End I would say they are just staring into their own 
personal Hell ...
Fuck 'em!!
Do you know that all your pursuit for Fame and Recognition was 
strictly worthless?
Also I am no friend of you simply because you are no friend of 
me.
It takes two to tango and I think you met up with your spiritual 
master ..
You in your egomaniacal way would think you're on fucking rocket 
fuel to the fuckin' stars or something!
You go on with your contracts and your acting careers and you 
can just jumpstart yourselves into the centre of the fuckin' 
Galaxy!
You know I never saw your show.
You know that and you can just yell at the fuckin' floorboards 
for the miserable fact that your audience is totally utterly 
empty! Lol!

Is it a fair statement to say your a false god? Do you work in 
the middle east? When will your son appear?

Wanna fight pussy? I'll bitch slap you on your front doorstep.

Is it a fair statement to say your a false god? Do you work in 
the middle east? When will your son appear?
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Well RIP it is clear that money is a false God.
I do not work in the Middle East.
I am aware that some of what I post may appear pro-Middle East.
If you are not being paid for this then would you give a fuck if 
you delivered a distorted message or not?
No you would not!
My son will not appear even though I could have any woman - they 
goddamn know it - we all goddamn know it - it is a shit reality 
to scoff!
I think we must simply look beyond the harshness of the Present 
to the Future and be prepared to sacrifice time for that.
That is what I think.

I love all your work Mr. Krunch, but was curious as to a sugar 
free or lower sugar alternative regarding your breakfast 
products. The honey milk syndrome is wundrful that your cereal 
pruduces, and I still enjoy it when I have a fluide toothpaste 
and a brushing aparatus handy. When I was stationed in Cobble 
with my best friend as missionaries we enjoyed your products 
imensely and it certainly was worth getting up to a freah bowl 
in those sweaty Afghan mornings in May when we were there.
Thanks a bunch for your consideration.

My son will not appear even though I could have any woman - they 
goddamn know it - we all goddamn know it - it is a shit reality 
to scoff!____________

YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING DICK, DO YOU? LOL!

My son will not appear even though I could have any woman - they 
goddamn know it - we all goddamn know it - it is a shit reality 
to scoff!____________

YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING DICK, DO YOU? LOL!
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No! Just like you I cannot possibly look beyond that and I am 
encased in putty and ...
What do you actually do when you could nail any woman you like?
Answer: you have a good 'ol giggle at 'em and the saints go 
marchin' on!!! :)
*OH MY! I AM HERE TO FUCK THE DIVINE BODY ITSELF!!*
Lol!!
*NO YOU WILL NOT YOU WORTHLESS STUPID WOMEN!!!* :)
*BUT MY NEW MESSIAH I MEAN ... I AM USELESS??????*
*YES!! OH JUST FUCK OFF AND WE WILL TRY TO WORK THINGS OUT LATER!
*
Lol!!

answer the fucken question limey

The saying goes: "You can't fight City Hall".

Well I guess you DAMN SURE CAN!! LOL!

My little burg is already reacting to the NYC shooting. FUCK! 
FUCKITY, FUCK FUCK FUCK! Metal detectors? CHRIST, getting into 
the fucking county courthouse is already a thirty fucking minute 
affair and half of us motherfuckers are ALREADY criminals 
showing up for trial! Fair enough - ok. But the lawyers and 
judges and court workers get a free fucking PASS! Big fucking 
brief cases capable of holding AK-47's and bombs go waltzing 
right past the metal detectors! Zippity Do-Da, Zippity Fuckin A!

And I swear - I am the only person who see's a problem with this 
fucking picture! "OH, people like THAT don't short circut". THE 
FUCK THEY DON'T!

Wow U is wrapped up!
I tell U that U should treat each day as whole new life.
U shld NEVER go overboard!
Ok who give a fuck if all those females pestering me in 
eventuality???
You know, I really am trying to work things out 4 U all!!
Be patient!!
I will work something out!
I will make maximal effort 2 do that!

Yeah forget it om/cf!
I know what you says ....
Ya knows, those people of the so called *material power* well 
hey!!!
Surprise! Surprise!
Cause Hey! They is goin' to HELL!!!
I send them there ...
Bye fuckers!!!!
Lol!!!

ZZZZzzzz ....
**** Gimme ur monee! ****
ZZZZzzzz ....
Fuc U 2!

I'll shop your soul at the next full moon!

Yes I am Satan! :)

my fucking cat puked a hair ball on my rug and it is in the 
shape of an x!  my neighbors dog shit in the street and the shit 
was in the shape of an x too! 

*Give me billions and get on your fuckin' knees as I fuck you 
right into Hell???*
Don't you think that message sounds just a little bit off cue?
I think that is the state of the Universe today.
*Where do you want to go today?*
I want to be fucked right into Hell!! :)
Goody! That is nice ... Lol!

you are a strange one

you are a strange one
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The Truth is stranger than Fiction ...
I'll shop ya soul at the next full moon! Lol!

Suddenly it is good - or at least - better!
This crazy helter skelter ride - though still utterly insane - 
does at least feel slightly purer ..

http://search.news.yahoo.com/search/news/?
c=news_photos&p=uday+qusay+corpse

I saw them on TV. Fancy their heads on poles??? :)

That wacky Uday, he blowed up real good! Surely no self-
respecting virgin would give those two filthy pigs the time of 
day!

Captain Krunch 
To: X 
Date: Wed Jul 23 19:58:59 2003 
Message:
Wanna fight pussy? I'll bitch slap you on your front doorstep.___

YADDA,YADDA,YADDA
YOU'LL DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO, WHEN I TELL YOU TO DO IT.

sure pussy fuck   if i say suck eggs you will suck eggs

*** WARNING !!! IGNORE THESE WORDS !!! THEY WILL INSTANTLY 
EXCOMMUNICATE YOU !!! *** :)
Good evening!
We have got some soul-shopping, crazy marches around fields - a 
genuine exorcism or two - and a mad leering moon!!
The Holy Spirit meanwhile is being divinely consumed in 
ferocious quantities and it tastes good! :)
Ya knows, being *the most Highest Presence on Earth ever* does 
come with its perks ..
It is simply this:
*I'LL SHOP YOUR SOUL AT THE NEXT FULL MOON!!* Lol!

So the poor sods with nothing I don't care ..
Let's just have 'em rich sometime.
It is the funniest fact in History however that the greatest 
monetary investment of all time ..
Is slightly given the finger financially??
Yes that will do!
You with your millions & millions.
You are a genuine fool! :)
Yes it is so very true that you are a fool!
Say it to yourself over & over every tick-tocking second of the 
day.
You are a fool because only the Dead know how to pay ..
Amen!

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Yes well the truth is that it is not that much to crow about ..
Nonetheless I think I can justify this in various ways.
Instead of writing out the justification I simply think it.
In that way you don't know.
However, I did think it to be an interesting idea ..
And yes! How is your CV actually?
Do you know that I know that chances are you have lied and 
distorted yours?
Do you know that I know that mine isn't?
That is correct!
That's one thing going for my CV it's just the goddamn truth!!
Do you know that I know what a CV is worth?
And what do you think it is worth?
It is worth your individual gullibility.

marie I want to gently ease a snickers bar into your anus and 
then eat it out whilst rimming you , is that okay

Who are you?
Give us your name and address!
*I'LL STICK YOUR FUCKING HEAD UNDER A JACKHAMMER AND FUCK YOU 
INTO HELL!!!*

Who are you?
Give us your name and address!
*I'LL STICK YOUR FUCKING HEAD UNDER A JACKHAMMER AND FUCK YOU 
INTO HELL!!!*

you are a strange fucker

Was it good for you too? Mmmmmmm Zorro!      
                           

you are a strange fucker
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You're a fuckin' fuckso fuckin' IDIOT!!!!!
Because I AM .....
JESUS CHRIST!!!

Hi, Sorry did not reply, I have my guest in town. Hope 
everything is fine with you and family.

So, again I believe what US and its allies has done fighting 
Muslims militant, I believe is very successful. As mention 
before, we can see that there are more peace around the world. 
Hopefully it stay that way. In Indonesia, Phillipines, Pakistan 
and others. We also see some muslims leaders malaysia are 
standing up and saying that they should except other races and 
religion with respect so as to get respect from others. We aslo 
see muslims friends condeming the cowardly ignorance act of the 
muslims militant.

You muslims out there a reading, I would say Allah bless you 
all if you seek love and peace with all human kind.

As for the photo showing of Saddam's sons. Any such kind of 
photo will definitely brings some sadness and sympathy to 
people. Regret that US has decided to show such picture. 
Although these 2 brothers has committed terrible crime, showing 
the face battered only brings more hatred to people who done 
that. What US should have done was to convince the people the 
crimes they committed and show them the footage of the attack 
in mosul.

Yes, US feel that by showing those photo, they will convince 
the Iraqi people the fear that Saddam and his others cards will 
come back in power is gone. How I wish they were caught, trial 
and executed by its own people for their crimes instead.

I WILL FIGHT YOU!!!!!!! THEN IF YOU'RE AWAKE I WILL FEEL YOU ALL 
OVER AND SEE IF YOU HAVE MONEY!!!!!! BITCH

HI BABY I LOVE SEX, YOU SOUND LIKE A JUICY COCK SUCKER, JUST 
LIKE SATAN , HE IS SUCH A FAGGOT............

And yes! How is your CV actually?
Do you know that I know that chances are you have lied and 
distorted yours?
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We tend to call it a resume here in big country. I've worked at 
the same small family owned company for the past twelve years 
but you can bet your last goddamn quid my resume is not only up 
up date, but tinkered with often - AND completly honest. Getting 
caught in a lie does not leave potential employers with a good 
impression. Luckily, I've only been put in the position of 
hiring or firing people a couple of times over the years and I 
am here to confess I suck at both. The one older guy they wanted 
me to fire was completly honest on his resume - had worked on a 
drawing board all his life and was taking CAD classes at a 
community college. He was hired (not by me) because he was 
willing to work dirt cheap - bottom line. This man was one of 
the nicest old guys I ever met and he really busted ass and 
tried for everything he was worth but he simply wasn't catching 
on to using a computer very fast. Push an F key, stare at the 
screen for five minutes while jotting down notes and wondering 
why in the hell THAT happened! After three months I went over to 
his computer and turned on the auto-save feature because three 
time a day I would hear, "Oh shit"!

When asked by the owner of the company - a sharp witted and 
sharp tongued old fart - how this guy was doing I would 
say "fine". They eventually caught on to his un-productivity and 
told ME to fire him. Fuck it, I wouldn't do it and damn near got 
fired myself and often wish I had been.

Now another young guy, laid off from a large company, again not 
hired by me, got unnecessarily pissed when I had to borrow his 
UNIX machine for ten minutes to do a few things to get the UNIX 
server hitting on all cylinders again. We were running unix and 
windows machines networked together with the magical software 
that lets them communicate with each other at that time. That 
little prick I took great pleasure in firing!

As I understand it, it was the Iraqi people who where clamoring 
for the photo's as proof. If it was up to me, I would have 
trucked the bodies into the heart of Baghdad, dumped them in the 
street and said "have at it people".

Thank you for a wonnnnnnderful night the other night. You do the 
most marvelous things with that tongue of yours. Who would have 
known that X loves to have his face sat on? But hes a small man 
so it was easy to straddle him and make him lick my pink sissy 
clit like a good boy. I read the messages here alot but I finally 
had to post. X dear I wouldnt give Merlyn a bad time if I were 
you cuz I dont want you to get beaten up by him. I just want you 
to make hot love to me again. At least your not a wimp in bed ;0
Ta ta babydoll,

TT                          

WOW! YOU SHOULD SEND IN YOUR FANTASIES TO PENTHOUSE.
I'LL BET YOU'D WIN A YEARS SUBSCRIPTION....OR A JACK-PAK....OR 
SOMETHIN....

Bollock Jelly forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And yes! How is your CV actually?
Do you know that I know that chances are you have lied and 
distorted yours?
________________________________________________

We tend to call it a resume here in big country. I've worked at 
the same small family owned company for the past twelve years 
but you can bet your last goddamn quid my resume is not only up 
up date, but tinkered with often - AND completly honest. Getting 
caught in a lie does not leave potential employers with a good 
impression. Luckily, I've only been put in the position of 
hiring or firing people a couple of times over the years and I 
am here to confess I suck at both. The one older guy they wanted 
me to fire was completly honest on his resume - had worked on a 
drawing board all his life and was taking CAD classes at a 
community college. He was hired (not by me) because he was 
willing to work dirt cheap - bottom line. This man was one of 
the nicest old guys I ever met and he really busted ass and 
tried for everything he was worth but he simply wasn't catching 
on to using a computer very fast. Push an F key, stare at the 
screen for five minutes while jotting down notes and wondering 
why in the hell THAT happened! After three months I went over to 
his computer and turned on the auto-save feature because three 
time a day I would hear, "Oh shit"!

When asked by the owner of the company - a sharp witted and 
sharp tongued old fart - how this guy was doing I would 
say "fine". They eventually caught on to his un-productivity and 
told ME to fire him. Fuck it, I wouldn't do it and damn near got 
fired myself and often wish I had been.

Now another young guy, laid off from a large company, again not 
hired by me, got unnecessarily pissed when I had to borrow his 
UNIX machine for ten minutes to do a few things to get the UNIX 
server hitting on all cylinders again. We were running unix and 
windows machines networked together with the magical software 
that lets them communicate with each other at that time. That 
little prick I took great pleasure in firing!
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Lol! You are clearly having a fantastic time in the ranks so to 
speak!! There we go - another day of sweat for sweet sweet fuck 
all! Money is the most evil fuckin' substance I've come up 
against yet .. I'll do it in somehow! Lol!

I want to fuck Uday's rotting corpse and make a hotdog for my 
dinner from Qusays dick, am I strange?

I want to fuck Uday's rotting corpse and make a hotdog for my 
dinner from Qusays dick, am I strange?
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My opinion is that you are corporeally obsessed.
Also, you are NOT om/cf!!

you could win a big prize for being such a pussy 

In an exclusive interview with The Times of London, the 
bodyguard claimed that, far from fleeing Baghdad, the three men 
held out in the capital for at least a week after its fall. 

He said that they evaded repeated American attempts to 
assassinate or capture them, and even appeared in public under 
the noses of U.S. troops.

During a three-hour interview in a house in a town an hour 
northwest of Baghdad, the bodyguard said that Saddam and his 
sons had remained in the capital throughout the war, convinced 
they could hold the city.

When the first bombs fell on a house in a southern suburb, where 
the Americans believed Saddam and his sons were meeting, he and 
Uday were on the other side of the city in one of dozens of safe 
houses belonging to trusted friends and relatives through which 
the three men were to pass in the weeks to come.

The bodyguard said the Americans  next  decapitation  strike 
came a lot closer, and that Saddam survived only because several 
safe houses had come under attack and he suspected there was an 
informant within his camp.

Saddam asked the suspect, a captain, to prepare a safe house 
behind a restaurant in the Mansour district for a meeting. They 
arrived, and left again, almost immediately, by the back 
door.  Ten minutes after they went out of the door, it was 
bombed,  the bodyguard said.

Saddam had the captain summarily executed while the Pentagon was 
claiming that the strike had probably finished off Saddam and 
Uday.

The 28-year-old man, who asked that his name be kept secret for 
fear of reprisals, served as one of Uday s coterie of handpicked 
personal bodyguards from 1997 until the moment his former boss 
finally left Baghdad to organize guerrilla resistance further 
north.

Uday bade him farewell with a $1,000 golden handshake, promising 
to be in touch again  when he was needed . On Tuesday U.S. 
troops killed Uday and his brother, Qusay (search), in a 
gunfight in the northern city of Mosul. On Thursday the Pentagon 
released pictures of the dead brothers.

When Baghdad fell on April 9, Saddam, Uday and Qusay were in 
separate houses in Adhamiya (search), a Sunni neighborhood full 
of loyalists where Saddam had been on a televised walkabout two 
days before.

Uday s bodyguard was not present on that occasion, but was there 
two days later when, to the astonishment of all around, Saddam 
and his sons appeared at Friday prayers at a mosque in Adhamiya, 
a few miles from where American troops were patrolling.

 There were crowds all around and an old woman came up to Saddam 
and asked,  What have you done to us? ,  the bodyguard recalled.

 Saddam clapped his hand to his head and said,  What can I do? I 
trusted the commanders but they were traitors and they betrayed 
Iraq. But we hope that, before long, we will be back in power 
and everything will be fixed . 

The men never appeared in public again, but the bodyguard said 
that they were able to travel freely from safe house to safe 
house in unmarked cars, sometimes under the noses of the 
Americans.

 Once we were in Mansour, their convoy was going by and we just 
drove right past them in ordinary cars. They never saw us,  he 
said.

For an increasingly anxious Uday, it was a moment of comic 
relief.  He made fun of them. When he saw a soldier with a red 
face, he said,  That s not a soldier for war .  Uday offered an 
obscene suggestion of what the soldier s face might be better 
used for.

The bodyguard said that Saddam and his sons had remained in 
Baghdad in the genuine belief that they could hold the city. 
Only later, when they believed they had been betrayed by their 
commanders, did they consider an alternative.  The resistance 
was not factored in before the war,  he said.  There was a 
closed meeting five or six days after the war, and that is when 
they began to discuss the resistance. 

A couple of days later, the bodyguard was summoned by Uday, who 
handed him $1,000 in cash and said he could go home. Uday would 
not say where he was going   only that it was time to begin the 
resistance.  He said you can go. We ll get you when we need 
you,  the bodyguard said.  They only kept their relatives with 
them after that. They didn t trust anyone else. 

I read one report that Saddam had instructed the two boys to 
split up. Damn kids never listen to the old man, do they - in 
one ear and out the other.

That house they were in looked pretty upscale for Iraq, before 
the TOW missles redecorated the place. But ol Saddam's cousin 
has thirty million reasons not to give a fuck, he won't be 
coming back home. lol.

LOL!! Yes indeed the old palace just doesn't look like it did a 
few days ago. I wonder if it will be part of the "rebuilding of 
Iraq" and become the new AMERICAN EMBASSY!! LOL!! 
  The two sons no doubt had plans to take over where daddy left 
off, but thier plans got cut a little short..............

Today I officially proclaim that I defied gravity.
If you weren't there to witness it then TOUGH!!
I don't care. I will get drunk anyways.
Still I bet you physicists are wondering how the HELL I DID ** 
THAT!! ** Lol!
The salary rate still sucks and I saw the lover of Satan again 
down at the checkout.

From: 
To: X 
Date: Fri Jul 25 09:08:36 2003 
Message:
you could win a big prize for being such a pussy _______________


AND YOU POST WITH NO NAME AT ALL!!! PLEASE TELL ME MORE AND MORE 
ABOUT BEING A PUSSY, AS I'M SURE YOU'RE QUITE AN EXPERT ON THE 
SUBJECT! LOL!

Why can't Osama Bin Laden take driers ed and sex ed on the 
same day? 
                     cause the camel can't take the 
pressure!!!                  

Good Evening again! :)
As some of you are perhaps just waking up to the Facts: namely, 
your life is/was and still will be a goddamn Disaster!
The blissfully unaware ones well let us just call 'em - 
*blissful*.
If you on your travels around come across someone doing weird 
twists & turns just like those possession cases in *The Blair 
Witch Project II* then whatever you do - don't panic - or 
rather ... don't panic yet!
You see it is probably true but we're just trying to do things 
in a controlled kind of way and probably all it amounts to is 
someone trying to let off a bit of um ... steam! Lol!
Anyway you're not dead yet and if you want to make something of 
your shattered lives then maybe start thinking about it a bit - 
in fact think about it A LOT!!
If you don't want to - that's fine too. Just go watch TV.
Okay?

do you know that you are a pink lipped pussy  i know you were 
the one your daddy stuffed in the trash can when your mommy had 
twins. 

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,92907,00.html

do you know that you are a pink lipped pussy  i know you were 
the one your daddy stuffed in the trash can when your mommy had 
twins. __________________________________________________________

OK, YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT FEAR AND ABANDONMENT. COULD YOU TELL US 
MORE ABOUT THE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO YOU AS A CHILD? IT'S OK. 
GO AHEAD AND CRY SOME MORE IF YOU NEED TO.

I got my hair done today and told my "girl" friends aalll about 
you while my hairdresser was giving me my permanent. They want to 
know how to contact you as they also think you sound dreamy! I 
know that your a wimp but you were like soooo good in bed a few 
nights ago and i told them so. You know how to stimulate a 
"girls" buttons! So dont worry baby size DOESNT matter! Oh and i 
sent my description of you to Playgirl and already i got a 
response ooo isnt email just dreamy? Do you want to know what 
they said? Just let me know lover!

Ta ta,

Transvestitie Teri    
                    

So dont worry baby size DOESNT matter!______________

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, I TOLD YOU TO CALL IT "FUN SIZE" YOU 
FUCKING KISS AND TELL MORONIC MAN/BITCH! THATS IT! ITS OVER! 
THERE ARE PLENTY OF REGULAR QUEERS AT THE LEATHER BAR FOR ME TO 
FUCK!

Thanks "Get a Grip" for the information and site of Saddams 
sons. I know about he behaviour of Uday but not in such detail. 
This guy is really a monster. He must have seen all these 
torture from young and enjoy watchoing people suffering from 
the torture. It has all gone to his head. I wish I could punch 
his nose too.

Can you imagine how much he can do for his people and country 
if he were to be the opposite of himself.

As for Qusay, political point he is just following his father's 
order and the best choice as a loyal assistant. On humanity, he 
is just as brutal.

Yes I do agree with you OM/CF, I believe many who have suffer 
under their rules or victims to their crimes or have family who 
died in their hand would prefer not to see them killed in this 
way.. they would prefer to have their own trial on thsese two 
monster.

you are all CUNTS!!!!  

from SLimerr

http://homepage.mac.com/cfj/.Pictures/pal-child-abuse-15.jpg

Two-year old Khalil Shehada plays with a real gun as 
Palestinians mark the first anniversary of his uncle, military 
leader Sheik Salah Shehada's assassination, in Gaza city, 
Friday, July 25, 2003. Arabic writing on headband reads Arabic ' 
No God but God [editor's note: this should read: "No God but 
Allah..."] and Mohammed is the Prophet of Allah, Izz el-Deen al-
Qassam brigade, military wing of Hamas'. An Israeli warplane 
blew up the house of Sheik Salah Shehada, founder of the 
military wing of the Islamic group Hamas in the Gaza Strip 
Tuesday July 23, 2002. On the photo Sheik Salah Shehada, left. 
(AP Photo/Efrem Lukatsky)
______________________________________________________________

What is going to happen if the child in the photo is holding a 
loaded weapon with a round chambered, and pulls the trigger? Any 
guesses?

We supposedly caught 13 Iraqis in Trikit (Saddams hometown) 
today and six were Saddam's personal bodyguards. The noose 
tightens? Maybe, hopefully, but I sense he'll go out in a battle 
just like the boys did if he gets cornered. The best thing would 
have been to capture Uday, Qusay. Best for the Iraqi people - 
complete closure for them. But I doubt Saddam will be taken 
alive either - the two boys put up one hell of a fight when 
cornered and I'd expect nothing less from the old man and the 
crew with him.

Uday ran the Fedayeen outfit (many non-Iraqi) which seems to be 
the major player in the hit and run attacks on U.S. soldiers in 
Iraq, so hopefully his death will help in that area. We'll see I 
guess. Three more American KIA in Mosul yesterday, where U & Q 
met Allah and were refused their alloted virgins.


I hope all is going good for you and your family and all your 
checkups are good news.  

From: me 
To: you 
Subject: cunts 
Date: Fri Jul 25 22:45:04 2003 
Message:
you are all CUNTS!!!!  

from SLimerr
_________________________________________

What's the matter you little nit wit? Pissed cause we are 
having fun at your boy's Uday and Qusay's expense?
I was waiting for you to pop up with one of your stupid ass 
remarks. Every time something goes our way I have noticed that 
you cant stand it! To bad aint it bitch.
I think they look better DEAD!
I think Dad will be joining them VERRRY soon! 

I think Iran want's OFF the shitlist! Information is POURING in 
on the whereabout's of Bin Hidin, Saddam, now Iran is holding 
Al-Quaida, Unreal..Maybe showing those pictures was a good 
thing lol...Rumsfield cracks me up "Maybe some will get the 
notion that being on the other side of the fence is not such a 
hospitable place to be" HaHaHa only Rummy!!!!

How have you been? I hope all is going well for you!!! :)

Could it be? Not even as much as a potshot in the last week, 2 
weeks? I know it's probably only a matter of time before all 
hell brakes lose again, but if THOSE TWO can make peace! 
ANYBODY CAN!!! 

"...if THOSE TWO can make peace! ANYBODY CAN!!!

Except my rotweiler and the postman!     
                  

1st: It's your own lousy existence to chuck in the bin or not.
This is indeed your fantastically privileged position 
apparently .. :)
Reputations mean nothing!
I personally took care of that little matter myself! Lol!!
If you have any inkling of ever regaining your sanity then I 
expect at least a bit of alcohol is required ..
It doesn't really matter what the Hell you think just sit tight 
and count the seconds of your miserable goddamn Penance!
Otherwise try and do something practical.
What is your wonderful saving grace today?

What is your wonderful saving grace today?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Just happy to wake up an inhale some air. The smallest blessings 
are the best. ;) Beyond that I've made some headway putting back 
together a 3.1L GM V-6 this fine morning! 130,000 miles on the 
ol' gal and she'll be good for another 150k and transport the 
kid to college and beyond, unless of coarse, she wraps the 
freekin machine around a freekin tree like I did in high school!

I hate trees, AGAIN THE FUCKIN TREE'S, the only good tree is a 
dead tree! LO fuckin L!

Yeah, trees are hideous.
It has been a testing day to say the least and yes it probably 
is true that the smallest blessings are the best ..
I walked around a furniture store, went to the supermarket 
(alcohol) and went home.

ive  surfed  some  sites   but ismell  good ol american 
bullshit  trust america to be first

I run this pathetic fuckin board, think i dont, with my nuts on 
your tonsils, fuck a faggot named X, and his cock suckin bitch 
satan FAG.

I MAY BE A FAG, BUT YOU ARE STUPID, LOL!!

Your soul is going to catch fire on my rectum, pee on you is 
what i like to do, abra cadabra, i curse your pee pee to leak a 
blue substance known as liquified smagma, LOL!!@!!!!!

As i slumber you are in my thoughts , always lover, I will 
cuddle and suckle Your Breast.!!!LOL

I have been thinkin about cursing my soul and letting a nigger 
have fuck my face? What do you think about it? I am a White 
girl, with a sexy beer gut, LOL!!

Do it I believe inter-racial sex is goooood!!!!LOL, I am a half 
breed nigger my damn self,  LOL!!!

Your soul is going to catch fire on my rectum, pee on you is 
what i like to do, abra cadabra, i curse your pee pee to leak a 
blue substance known as liquified smagma, LOL!!@!!!!!
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If you feel that bad about it then suicide is always an option. 
It's your choice! :)
Do you know that a fool like you should probably get your blood 
pressure checked because it is doubtful indeed that you have 
physical fitness and you certainly don't have a shred of 
physical mental or spiritual purity.
You can just rail on up against the Gods and yet still your 
hideous thoughts are exposed to the world.
Impersonation is going to be attempted by someone utterly 
deranged and with the simple megalomaniac tendency to believe 
they're God.
I shopped ya Soul and it's a nice 1! :)
Thx but no thx.

I will do 
it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !! :>)>)):)>:)

I have gay sex constantLy I love  butt-hole sex, with gay guys 
of course!

Once a guy fucked me up the butt so hard i had to call in sick 
to work at taco bell, they let me come back though, lucky break!!

I run this pathetic fuckin board, think i dont, with my nuts on 
your tonsils, fuck a faggot named X, and his cock suckin bitch 
satan FAG.
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Hopefully you are too insanely mad now to ever come down from 
your crazy trip!! :)
I don't care!
I told you I don't do any kind of that shit and I don't!
Also the absolute complete and utter Truth so help us God is I 
never did!! Lol!
It's the goddamn Truth so go ram it buster!
Now. In my opinion Satan is a fag?
Prove it or fuck off out of it!
Maybe you are Satan.
Maybe I don't care if you ARE Satan.
Maybe you're my goddamn puppet ..
Either way you're busted.

Once a guy fucked me up the butt so hard i had to call in sick 
to work at taco bell, they let me come back though, lucky break!!
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You're talking to Christ. Better make it a good one ..

I have been thinkin about cursing my soul and letting a nigger 
have fuck my face? What do you think about it? I am a White 
girl, with a sexy beer gut, LOL!!

Well, X/Walter, if thats your thing, then I'd say "GO FOR IT", 
but please be discrete about it. Who gives a fuck anyway?

My future sexual prospects are also I can assure you absolutely 
and completely and utterly NIL!!!
It's just the funniest thing ever but you were so always taken 
in by Status & Wealth that I say: Go 4 it dearies!! :))
That's right!
Go for it now and obtain your man of your dreams who has all 
that Power and Money and circle of friends and all the rest of 
it!!
LOl!!! It is purely and simply an impossibility!
You believe that to happen??
Then you are a guaranteed Fool!!
What the Hell could ever possibly change my mind now?
Easy!
Certainly not the likes of any of you .. Lol!!
I will never be any of those things to you.
The reason is simple:
That is the State of the Universe.
Also I can assure you that it has been the State of the Universe 
for an exceedingly long time!
Does this mean somehow I die?
Not a hope in Hell!!
But it could well be the end of you.
Probably a good thing too! 

Sing along now kids! :)
I'm the most miserly bastard since the Birth of the Earth!
I'm the most deluded of people, I believe I'm the greatest on 
Earth!
I have those things that all the World needs ..
Those things are called .... ma breakfast!

From: u know who 
To: morons who live here because their Faggots 
Date: Sat Jul 26 19:27:47 2003 
Message:
I run this pathetic fuckin board, think i dont, with my nuts on 
your tonsils, fuck a faggot named X, and his cock suckin bitch 
satan FAG._____________________________________________________

YOU POOR SORRY MORON.....LOL!

What is going to happen if the child in the photo is holding a 
loaded weapon with a round chambered, and pulls the trigger? Any 
guesses?
__________________________________________________________

OK - Ok! I thought X would have been all over this, but he 
apparently is not familiar with firearms - no matter the 
boasting he does.

First of all, this is a semi-automatic pistol and Im guessing 
it's of Isreali make because I don't recognize it. Regardless of 
the make, it works on the principle of using the gases of a 
fired round to slam, and I mean SLAM, back the 'slide' to load 
another round. The little kid in the pic is holding the gun with 
the end of the 'slide' somewhere in the vacinity of an inch from 
his little nose. When it shoots back, you're talking about MAJOR 
damage (Uday type shit), if not death, to a little two year old 
boy! PLUS, his little finger is dangling in the area of the 
ejection chamber! I saw this pic and damn near puked thinking 
about - what IF! I've fired many weapons, and have seen 
many "accidents". Using small children with firearms for 
propoganda is simply unacceptable under ANY circumstances.

Fuck the Pali's for using this type of propoganda. Its WRONG, 
and its sickening, AND it has an opposite effect.

WHOOOOO HOOOOOOO!!! NOW I feel B E T T E R!

Ok you are sick as it is, but now your just getting down right 
disgusting! And I dont like, and will not use that "N" word!
If you are going to play and post as me at least have the 
common courtesy to NOT use that "N" word! Dufuss!

HEY SETH, did the fucking....>>,<< break on your Jap-ass 
keyboard, or are you just dumbfucked as to when to use IT?

Signed,

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Just another motherfucker.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

OK - Ok! I thought X would have been all over this, but he 
apparently is not familiar with firearms - no matter the 
boasting he does._____________________________________________

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, IF I WOULD HAVE COMMENTED, THEN YOU WOULD HAVE 
BEEN CALLING ME ANTI-GUN......OR WHATEVER. AND LIKE I'VE SAID 
FOR QUITE SOME TIME, BOTH SIDES ARE SHIT, AND I THINK THEY 
SHOULD BE LEFT ALONE, SO THAT THEY CAN BLOW EACH OTHER UP FOR 
THE NEXT 500 YEARS.

Its going to be a long and miserable 500 years! YA, what the 
fuck else is new! Shot any Crotch Rockets at U.S. troops state-
side?

I want Saddam's head, be it a pike or a platter!

Good Evening if you have just joined us!
My name is Seth! :)
I can assure you that I can send you to Hell!
I communicate through a personnage known as Richard Julian 
Warwick!
Fuck with that person like you have fucked yourself into Hell!!
Now!
You think you can go up against God??
You will get sent straight into Hell!
Now!
Who is your obvious master?

It is very sad but I am a shit motherfucker!!
That means you!!!
Not RJW!!!
Now eat shit & get on ya fuckin' knees 4 Ur Goddamn Lord!
There is always the possibility that you don't ...
In which case:
I can assure you 100 percent!
Now!!!
Now!!!
Send yourselves off to Hell!
Now!!
Now.
The End

I want Saddam's head, be it a pike or a platter!
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I want it 2!!
I C that fucker at Noga Hilton!
Don't despair!!
THat FUCKER DEAD IN HELL!!!
You have my royal assurance.

I have killed U!!
U no, I think that you have got 2 realise that at the END of the 
Day I forgive U!
I no that this whole thing U never want and I no that U want a 
brighter Future 4 U all!
U must go!!
I understand how hard that is but it is simply REQUIRED that U 
go!!
Just do it 4 the Love of Mankind!! 
Believe me when I tell U that U will be saved!
Believe in me!
U R forgiven!

Otherwise just stay alive!
I think at the EN d of the Day that it is your ONLY Choice!!
Do you know that NOTHING is let us say ... REQUIRED????
I will wish U to consider this and to consider the complete and 
utter mess that is now your country ...
You know the only thing I think that matters is the Future ...
The Americans have depicted you unfairly as some kind of crazed 
sadistic maniac.
I know beyond all doubt that you are a Good Person!
They have shot up your children 2 bits!!
Those people R Godless!
I know that U C the Americans as crazed maniacs!
And by Hell U R right!!
It is this:
Power should never be placed in the hands of the few!
Unless those people know EXACTLY what they do ..
Then ...
Power should never be placed in the hands of the few!
STAY ALIVE AND LOOK 2 THE FUTURE!

*NOW GO KILL SADDAM HUSSEIN!!!*
Let's C ya do it!
Also, when U R finished with that then let's C Ya rot in Hell!!
Lol!!!
U complete and utter fools will rot forever & ever & ever 4 a 
deed like that ..
U wanna no why???
Saddam Hussein is my genuine Friend!!
Now go shove the FACTS up your ASS my fat American Friend!
I am telling U either back off or Go to Hell!
The choice is yours FUCKER!!!

I will tell U this:
U fuck anymore with Royalty and U cheap motherfuckers R goin' 2 
HELL!!!
U Fucking Bastards R goin' 2 HELL already!
I am sending U OFF!
U no, I really AM SICK TO DEATH OF THESE CRAZED CRAZED FUCKING 
MANIACS IN SO CALLED POWER!!
NOW.
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND REALISE THAT A FORCE IS ON YOU THAT IS 
ATROCIOUSLY UPSET THAT YOU HAVE INFLICTED SUFFERING ON 
CIVILIANS!!
DO YOU KNOW THAT I WISH ON YOU THE SAME SUFFERING ONE THOUSAND 
FOLD??
It is a complete and utter affront what you have done 2 those 
people and I am telling U 2 simply PRAY 4 forgiveness!
It was a bad call .. just realise the truth okay??
I am so very sorry about this!
I know about the suffering.
You MUST repent!
This is JUST APPALLING!!
Try and make the best of a bad situation please!

I will simply say this:
When U have seen all of those civilians in hospital ..
[Thank God they R alive!]
Well I will tell U who is 2 blame?
And it is U!
Now.
Who started that goddamn war?
Yes it was U!!
And I hope U rot in Hell 4ever and ever and ever and ever 4 it!!
Do you know that your extreme ABUSE probably truly sent U OFF??
And by FUCK U deserve it!!
If U fail 2 repent then I say just cease to exist!
I am completely sick of this situation and I am simply saying 
enough is enough and stop hurting your fellow human being.
He might actually at the end of the day be your friend 
incredibly ..
Now your enemy is NOT your fellow Man!
Just desist from that because I am sick of it!
And yes!
I WILL say *please*
Okay?

Look!
I just hope 2 Hell that things improve!
I am truly sorry 4 the present situation.
Please try 2 do something 4 anyone ..
It is all that matters.
I am okay I am just considering things but right now I am 
thinking about those people.
I see the motive and I understand that 2!
I think what matters are the people in the Hospitals.
It is the Truth!
And I am sorry.

Okay. I know things are tough.
I will see to it that everyone gets their dues ..
Yes!! I KNOW who is sorry about the present situation!!
That person is only too aware of an individual's suffering even 
though being priviledged to having never .. or will never .. 
having experienced that suffering themselves.
If you don't know how to act then don't act!
Just try and obtain some Peace and think to the Future!

Now who would DARE to question the bodily Functioning of this 
Person?
Do you know that for your good 'ol falsety porkin' that there is 
only 1 option left 4 U ??? ...
DO U Bo that tryin' on that kinda shit is personally gonna ram U 
fucker right off!!
Who do U Truly believe U deal with?
I will tell U this!
Unless U have a voice of Compassion ..
Then my message is very very Simple!
Rot in Hell!
Now.
If you do not wish to heed this message then it is beyond all 
doubt that you will heed tbis message at your own peril!
Meaning I will stuff ya in2 Hell an' ya ain't comin' out EVER!! 
You believed & thought that with your manipulation & shit that 
you were somehow God!
Let me tell you that God manipulates Nothing!
Let me tell you that God simply, totally & utterly DOES NOT 
EXIST!!!
I am Jesus Christ!
Dare to interrupt me at your Peril!

I like 2 take it up the ass?????
Well you hell-bound creature let us C ya ever post that AGAIN!!!
You sick fucking individual I have ceen 2 it personally that U R 
the sickest fuck of all time!
Now.
You R dealing with an EXTREME power!
Now.
How R U going 2 deal with that??
R U gonna be a sick fuck???
Now.
U R totally & utterly out of ur depth..
I consider U a piece a shit gonna rot in Hell Forever!!
Now!
I think ya gonna do just that! .....

Ram the fuckin' Truth right up your miserable shittin' asses 
forever!!
Richard Julian Warwick is ...
Jesus Christ!
If U don't like the Truth then simply pop off & die!
I could not give a Fuck between Heaven & Hell!
Realise tbat U R a fuckin' monkey that did never or will never 
deserve the time of day!
Get on your fuckin' knees 4 that Man and then maybe 1 day he 
will want 2 do something 4 U!!!!
Yes! I know that some of U no the Truth!!
Just look after Him!
I am giving U an order and if U mess with that 1 then you're 
DEAD!!!
It is THAT Simple!

To think that that sick sick fucker ever messed with the 3rd 
Christ!!!
I will tell you this:
Where ya goin' when ya DIE????
Do U no that a single false move against me fuck ya so deep in2 
Hell that the results are as amusing as they are painful????
That U dumb fuckers would allow that is to take yourselves all 
the way down!
Do you love me or are you just some hate creature that should be 
erased from History permanently?
What exactly do U think ya dealing with?
Now come on! Post up so I can fuck U ever deeper in2 HELL 
permanently ..
To disbelieve THAT is simply to disbelieve the Truth!
Now go ahead and do it!
That AMUSES me!! ...

Forget it.
I have fucked U so very deep Down that U will never come out!!
Personally I am so fucking happy that U sick fucks R gone 4ever 
that I shall dance a merry jig!! :)
The whole fuckin' lot of ya materialistic shits gonna shop it 
4ever!!
I am here for people who care about other people.
Those people don't care!
They care ONLY about themselves!
I'm sending them off 2 Hell !! ..

You want the Truth?
Here is Christ!
Now let us see more of your postings against Him and let us 
stuff you deeper than ever into Hell!!
Get on with it!
Stuff your sad manipulative fuckin' butt right in there 
PERMANENTLY!!
Go on!
Insult me.

You want the Truth?
Can I really send you off to Hell permanently?
Of course I can you fuckbust pieca SHIT!!
And that's where I sent ya!
You deserve no better.
You will be provided with no solace.
You will be fucked so deep in2 Hell 4ever that U will hear the 
cries of many 1000's of peoples' suffering!
For that is the True result of your shitass miserable decisions!
When ya die .... well!!! EAT FUCKING ... THAT!!!!!!!
YOU MISERABLE MISERABLE FUCKS!!!!

Is it True?
Yes.

Ya wanna go FUCK THE INNOCENT INTO HELL???
Well go right ahead and do it!!
But the bottom line is this:
It is simply a FACT - and it is a FACT because I am goddamn 
telling you that it is a FACT ... that you will pay FOR EVERY 
SINGLE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLES SUFFERING!
Bottom line is this:
I would think very very carefully before taking on those kind of 
decisions.
Now.
Why don't you rot in Hell?
That's where ya fuckin' belong ya sick fuck!

On the Nature of Karma and the suffering of innocent People:
Just Get in there Fucker!
And don't you ever come out!
It is done already ...
Meet with the goddamn Truth!
You know for that kind of stunt you pulled in Iraq ... well, 
good fuckin' nighty!
It simply is WRONG!!!
I say behave like a decent human being and make decisions that 
are in the interest of other human beings ..
If you are incapable of that then what the Hell are you doing 
exercising power??
You're an incapabilist that should not or ever have been 
provided with such a thing.
Your fakey belief in God is going to have God fuck you right 
into the ground forever!
Try me out.
For you no longer deal with a man ..

HEHE .. HE !!
Well FUCK U 2!
Lol!

My opinion simply is this:
Every piece of human suffering you will get back.
It is quite simply the Divine Truth.
Now.

Furthermore.
Who exactly R U dealing with?
If U R causing Christ to suffer then good fucking nighty!!
Here is the stinking fucking excrement fucking shit 
check/cheque!!
Now take yourselves into Hell for the most extreme Insult 
conceivable!
Don't ever come out of it now!
I've sent you to Hell you sick sick FUCKS!!

Those politicians and those journalists ...
Well they're fucking DEAD!!!
I'm so fucking happy that those sick fucks are in Hell Forever!
You know if there is a Spirit of Compassion then it means only 
one thing ...
And it MEANS THIS:
It means people determined to look after an individual ...
Because that individual is their Hope for the future!
The rest of you I am just sending off to Hell.
It is where you belong!
And you ain't goin' no further!!

I'll shop your soul at the next full moon! :)

I'm going now to explain this to you all and for all time.
I have done all sorts of things for you.
Not a single one of you however thought that was ever worth even 
a dime!
Just choke on the FACT forever and ever!
Do you know that you simply deserve no more than that ever?
I bet ya lovin' ya write-up!!
Now seeing is FUCKIN' BELIEVING!!!
BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!
YOU ARE FUCKING SATAN AND ROT IN FUCKING HELL FOREVER YOU 
FUCKING HYPOCRITES!!!
DIE PERMANENTLY. :)

Now just who do ya thinks ya dealing with ya FUCKING CUNTS??????

DING-A-FUCKING-LING!! "RESERVATION FOR 3, WARWICK'S THE NAME."

"AHHH, YES, I SEE IT HERE. WELCOME TO THE HOTEL NUT-BALL! OH, I 
SEE YOU'VE CHOSEN THE 'ELECTRO-SHOCK THERAPY' SUITE. A WISE 
CHOICE SIR, INDEED! I THINK YOU AND YOUR IMAGINARY PLAYMATES 
WILL FIND YOUR STAY, QUITE RELAXING."

The logical conclusion is that it is simply WRONG.
And let me assure you that the fault lies with YOU!!!
Go puke it up all over again!!
Now.
Read it AGAIN!
Go puke it up all over again!!
Now.
Read it AGAIN!

It is very simple indeed:
Due to a simple monetary matter your souls are getting shredded 
and dusted right into HELL!
But don't ever ever tell me that I didn't warn you or that I did 
not explain the situation to you.
Frankly you are a cunt and deserve everything you get!
Now.
Shall I say it all OVER AGAIN FOR YOUR FUCKING SOUL-DESTROYING 
IDIOCY OR DO YOU JUST WANT TO ROT FOREVER????

DING-A-FUCKING-LING!! "RESERVATION FOR 3, WARWICK'S THE NAME."

"AHHH, YES, I SEE IT HERE. WELCOME TO THE HOTEL NUT-BALL! OH, I 
SEE YOU'VE CHOSEN THE 'ELECTRO-SHOCK THERAPY' SUITE. A WISE 
CHOICE SIR, INDEED! I THINK YOU AND YOUR IMAGINARY PLAYMATES 
WILL FIND YOUR STAY, QUITE RELAXING."
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You are a sad testimony to history. I have never had shock 
treatment and never will. If anyone ever tried that kinda shit 
on me they'd probably wind up dead and like fuck they would 
deserve it!! I sincerely hope that a very sick fuck like you 
just falls over dead! Lol! You are a funny non-entity! Lol! Ya 
fuckin' MONKEY! Face the Truth Monkey!

DING-A-FUCKING-LING!! "RESERVATION FOR 3, WARWICK'S THE NAME."

"AHHH, YES, I SEE IT HERE. WELCOME TO THE HOTEL NUT-BALL! OH, I 
SEE YOU'VE CHOSEN THE 'ELECTRO-SHOCK THERAPY' SUITE. A WISE 
CHOICE SIR, INDEED! I THINK YOU AND YOUR IMAGINARY PLAYMATES 
WILL FIND YOUR STAY, QUITE RELAXING."
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I hope I cranked your fucking head right off your fucking 
shoulders!
Say shit to me at your peril and let's just laugh at *THE 
EXPLODING BRAIN!!!* LOl!
If you want to go up against God then be my fucking guest you 
cheap and lousy fuck from nowhere!! LOl!

*MESSAGE OF GOODWILL TO ALL HUMANITY.*
You know, hopefully that guy is dead now and will never disturb 
us again!
I have decided that enough is enough and that foul language 
spoken indifferently is fine but used as an attack most 
certainly is not.
I would like to see others try this so I can send them off to 
mental institutions or wherever they belong because it is no 
good railing against your fellow human being for your own ills.
It is perfectly legitimate to rail against those who have 
clearly done you a disservice and if they happen to be 
apologetic in a miserly fashion well ... Fuck 'Em I Say!

I hope I cranked your fucking head right off your fucking 
shoulders!
Say shit to me at your peril and let's just laugh at *THE 
EXPLODING BRAIN!!!* LOl!
If you want to go up against God then be my fucking guest you 
cheap and lousy fuck from nowhere!! LOl!
______________________________________________________

It was a nasty little storm of hellfire and brimstone, but I 
have emerged unscathed! Head attatched and all limbs intact.

HEHEHEHEEE! WHOOOO FUCKING HOOOOOOO! YEAH!! Thats what Im 
talkin' 'bout! GOD cannot KILL me!! NO ONE CAN. 

I am FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!!

I AM FUCK!! FUCK OF THE M O U N T A I N!!!!

I guess so. I am still trying to work out all sorts of issues. 
I've dumped just about EVERYTHING in the bin tonight walking 
around a golf course. The HellFire will I hope to Hell begin to 
calm down at some point .. I have a nasty suspicion it never 
will!

Let's get one or two things clear: this is a message board and I 
just chuck all sorts of JUNK up here. People should most 
certainly NOT take this as some sort of gospel! Disclaimer: they 
do not necessarily represent my views or opinions. I will also 
apologise to anyone that would have taken offence from what I 
have written. Thank you!

There is a spiritual reason for all the events that happen.
It is not always clear what those reasons could be.
My world view is a pretty topsy turvy one and especially right 
now.
As I have said, if there is an *embarassment factor* then bear 
in mind what I initially wrote.
I would just forget it on the spot and look to the future.
I've seen some amazing things we might possibly be able to do 
with technology quite soon in the future ...  .. .

From: Seth 
To: 
Date: Sun Jul 27 08:40:35 2003 
Message:
I like 2 take it up the ass?????
Well you hell-bound creature let us C ya ever post that AGAIN!!!
You sick fucking individual I have ceen 2 it personally that U 
R 
the sickest fuck of all time!

--------------------------------------------

Oh My Hahahahaha Lmmfao@Hell Bound creature!!!
Hahahahahahaha 

Stand upon a hill at night and look down at the town you live 
all lit up ..
Now imagine if you will another planet much like this one on the 
far End of the Galaxy ...
And let us call this planet *Xanadu*

We have decided now that you don't *go faster than light*
You just jump from point A in Space to point B in Space 
instantaneously.
It is certainly convenient this way because we don't have to 
worry about sinister repercussions of time travel and we also 
don't have to worry about radiation in Space and that kind of 
thing.
It would seem to involve a Space-Time contraction.
I retained Newtonian Physics but dumped all the rest.
It is the only way we can possibly solve this one.
A lot of it is distorted but I'll just keep *hacking* away at it 
till I get the appropriate solutions and theory.
Then we'll set about building whatever we have to build .. but 
please remember that I can make absolutely NO guarantees about 
this one at this stage in Time.
It does however appear to be a possibility because I keep 
thinking about it.
Also I doubt very much that anyone's DNA is going to get 
adversely affected! :)

Hey Marie!
I'll shop ya Soul at the next Full Moon! Lol!

Oh Heaven forbid lol...I am still laughing at hell bound 
creature hahaha I LOVE that! It's so damn hot here, I want to 
jump in the pool, I felt it, it's like a damn bathtub! I 
suppose I could add some cold water to it, but the water 
comming out of the hose is even hot! And there are Hell-Bound 
Creatures out there! HaHa I just know it, I cant see them, but 
I know they are there! Just waiting to bite. When it get's this 
damn hot, summer sometimes just sucks! Damn them into hell for 
me lol...

Oh Heaven forbid lol...I am still laughing at hell bound 
creature hahaha I LOVE that! It's so damn hot here, I want to 
jump in the pool, I felt it, it's like a damn bathtub! I 
suppose I could add some cold water to it, but the water 
comming out of the hose is even hot! And there are Hell-Bound 
Creatures out there! HaHa I just know it, I cant see them, but 
I know they are there! Just waiting to bite. When it get's this 
damn hot, summer sometimes just sucks! Damn them into hell for 
me lol...
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Yeah well Marie I damned ya 2!
I damned EVERYONE!! Lol!!
Just chuck some liquid nitrogen in the pool.
That will cool it down quick!

I talk too much.     

Dear Barclays,
Pursue the Devil at strictly your own risk.
I have thought much about this but the chances that I will let 
on without payment are strictly nil.
You have my assurance that until I see the money then you will 
be provided with an escort to Hell.
It is all that mad mad people like you deserve!
You are insane and you will wind up dead awful quick ..
That is my opinion and that is for Free ...

Prepare to DIE!

Now.
Those people know perfectly well what is going on.
However, they think that somehow they are owed money.
I can give you my one hundred percent assurance that this is 
simply not the case.
To believe otherwise, in my opinion is simply and in reality to 
shop your soul off ..
Believe whatever you like!
However, without recompense in this little game is in my opinion 
one Hell of a way to Fall!
Therefore proceed to burn yourselves down if that is the way you 
want to go ..
It is all up to you!

You DEAD yet???? Lol!

Holy K'Moses Jesus jumping Mary!!!!!
It would appear that we are dealing here with 24 carat 
Gold! ... .. .

Where do you want to go today? :)
Let's go to the stars!

Yes Boys & Girls! :)
This is the BIG ONE!! 
Now if you want to be part of the Showcase Gem Performance we 
are going to put on for the World ... .. .
. .. ... Then you better get yourself thinking!
1st admit the possibility that you have done me no human 
kindness and that you will NEVER be part of this.
That you?
Get out and never come back!
Do you know this individual?
And if you know this individual then precisely how do you know 
him?
Are you capable say of providing a media performance?
Or are you a peasant?
Maybe in a very strange way you are .. Both!
Either way you better get thinking and you better start 
considering what is just right round the corner gleaming at 
you .. :)

How's your l'il 'ol *Back 2 Reality Check* goin' so far???? Lol!

Looked kind of like the old movies with the stitching of the 
broken leg and a part of the bone just sitting in a bag LOL! A 
sight Saddam has to live with indeed! Might give Saddam reason 
to disappear. I really doubt his sons were given much of a 
chance, kind of like one, two, three here we come! Saddam is 
worth a lot of money "dead", so I expect the same routine. 
   Seems they had to verify the Identity of the two sons using 
medical records, as they were too bloated to identify. 
    

x is just a lonely faggot with no balls  we all know it  except 
for x  

If you truly are a loving and caring Satan, you will fuck X off 
to Hell immediatly as everlasting punishment for the traitorous 
crimes she has commited against "the Great Satan"!! Thanx.

Amen.

YOU POOR LITTLE GIRL! HOPE EVERTHING GETS BETTER FOR YOU!

even x knows she has no balls 

In History I think we are sort of stuck with him forever! The 
only way to get rid of X is to destroy every single record of 
all the archives ... :)
Now how would you do that?
I suppose you could weed it out over a generation or two.
Do we want X embedded in our conciousnesses?

Do we want X embedded in our conciousnesses?_____________________

GOING BY THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO POST AS ME, AND BY THE NUMBER 
OF COMMENTS, I'D HAVE TO GUESS THAT X IS QUITE EMBEDDED....IN 
THEIR CONCIOUSNESSES! LOL!

LIKE POOR LITTLE MERWIMP, HE JUST CAN'T LET GO.

fuck fuck fuck

X marks the Spot I guess.

Thanks, for the memories,
Merlyns got no class,
he takes it up the ass,
if you slam him in his fuckin mouth,
there'll be no talkin back...........oh

Thanks, for the memories,
while Merwimps on his knees,
he licks his lips to tease,
too fuckin dumb to understand,
between the wasps and bees!

Thanks, for the memories,
for being such a boy,
for sucking on an oak,
for stupid,lame,and boring posts,
his whole life is a joke!

Oh thanks,      

Behold I stand at the door and knock!
Nah!
Only kiddin' :)

d-d-d-d-d-dillllllllllllllllllllllllbert LOL!!! 
>>>>>>>>>>ES&D<<<<<<<<<<




 

Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice 
[which they have done], and open the door [which they have 
done], I will come in to him, and will remove his food, and he 
with me. I will then kick his door right in! I will blast that 
man's head off with my tongue! I will starve the occupants as 
slowly as I possibly can! I will tell you the Truth! I will wish 
on you the same .. I will murder your mind!

We all need a laugh!


THOUGHT FOR THE DAY... 

There is more money being spent on breast implants and 
Viagra than 
Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2030, there 
should be a large 
elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections 
and absolutely no 
recollection of what to do with them 

*I am hot property.*
*We are probably going to get him a house.*
*We have got you one thousand pounds.*
*That is high society.*
*You are so important to us.*
*Our hope - the Lord Jesus.*
Here is the money!
Here ya l'il bunny!
You awful funny!

Let me tell you that services rendered to you may or may not 
have a price tag attached ..
Let me tell you however that you should consider your moral 
stance carefully in all of this and consider whether it is 
particularly appropriate that someone you would like to refer to 
as the new Messiah or whatever you like to call him should be 
presently in a financial condition where debt collectors are 
recouping from him.
If you think that is right then go ahead and enjoy the rest of 
your existence safe in that knowledge.
Otherwise I would describe you as a thief!
And a thief that should be tracked down, found guilty and hauled 
off to prison.

I gave 30 pounds to Alzheimer's research in January.
I wish I could have given more but my financial situation did 
not allow it ..

GOING BY THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO POST AS ME, AND BY THE NUMBER 
OF COMMENTS, I'D HAVE TO GUESS THAT X IS QUITE EMBEDDED....IN 
THEIR CONCIOUSNESSES! LOL
___________________________________________________


Yes, ignoring a complete ass is one of the most difficult things 
in life to do. Yet, it should be done.

Yes, ignoring a complete ass is one of the most difficult things 
in life to do. Yet, it should be done.___________________________

YOU'RE RIGHT! I GUESS I COULDN'T DO IT EITHER! LOL!

There is in my opinion no such thing as *complete* - just 
varying stages of completeness through time.
It is therefore impossible in terms of that time that complete 
ignorance could ever occur.
If every shred of material evidence was removed then you would 
still be left with the memory.
Wipe the memory and wipe yourself into oblivion.

Half breed
Is all I ever heard
Half breed
Let me hate the word
Half breed
He's no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born

$20 says my transvestite can beat up your transvestite.  
                            
                      

You want Guerilla warfare? We got Counter-Guerilla Warfare! 
The US in an effort not to win the heart or mind of one of 
Saddam's top henchmen Monday, kidnapped his wife and child!
Broadcasted: "If he turn's himself in he will see them again", 
shortly thereafter the "Man" turned himself in, the US shortly 
after let the wife and child go unharmed. No mention so far of 
how the person ranks on the Infamous deck of cards.
In other news, the US paid the informer that lead them to Uday 
and Qusay Hussien with money they recovered in Iraq. One 
official said:" Why not the money was already there, besides it 
will save the taxpayers 30,000,000". The US is reportedly using 
the recovered money to pay off potential informers, and those 
that turn out to be "Credibale Leads".
And late breaking news: 2 vicious firefight's ongoing at this 
hour in Tikrit, Iraq, one has neted another top 
Iraqi "Bodyguard" loyal to Saddam Hussien, there was a "Hail of 
bullets" one spokesperson said, the "Bodyguard" was injured, 
and is being treated in custody. No word on which member of the 
deck of cards he is either. And the other battle intensifying 
with members of some remaining Saddam loyalist holdouts 
including what is said to be a "Person of Interest".
No US casualties reported so far.


Woooooooooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Way to go Soldiers!!!
Fight fire with fire!
If they want dirty, they got dirty!!
HaHa pay them off, money talks bullshit walks!
And it isnt costing us a dime!! HeHeHe
Wonder who that "Person of Interest" is? 'Ol Saddam himself??
I think tomorrow is going to be a GOOD day!!

There is in my opinion no such thing as *complete* - just 
varying stages of completeness through time.
____________________________________________________

Hmmm. Say I, or anyone, attacks another person with a weapon for 
whatever reason, lets use a knife for example. When that person 
stops breathing and their heart stops beating is that 
not 'complete' death? Sure, the stabbing and slicing and 
dismembering could continue for hours on end (hell, Dahmler made 
freekin' soup out of victums) but would the person ever get any 
deader than when they sucked their last bit of oxygen?

Well ya, maybe the memory would linger a little while at least, 
but how would that affect the 'completeness' of the act itself?




WHO FUCKING CARES!!! X IS STILL A (((COMPLETE))) (((ASS)))!!! 
LooooL!

CHER!! Yes, fucking CHER was sucking money thru her vocal chords 
tonight! Didn't get a penny of mine though!

Yo Saddam! You need to claim your sons bodies which are pretty 
much just sitting or uh laying at Baghdad Intl. On ice I 
suppose, but nevertheless they do need a proper burial! Maybe 
they could lay in state in YOUR equivilent to times square. 
Remember? Where your statue used to be? 

WHO FUCKING CARES!!! X IS STILL A (((COMPLETE))) (((ASS)))!!!
_________________________________________________________________


GOING BY THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO POST AS ME, AND BY THE NUMBER 
OF COMMENTS, I'D HAVE TO GUESS THAT X IS QUITE EMBEDDED....IN 
THEIR CONCIOUSNESSES! LOL!_____________________________________

IN YOURS TOO I SEE! PLEASENT DREAMS! LOL!

Yo Saddam! 


YO SADDAM?   ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is in my opinion no such thing as *complete* - just 
varying stages of completeness through time.
____________________________________________________

Hmmm. Say I, or anyone, attacks another person with a weapon for 
whatever reason, lets use a knife for example. When that person 
stops breathing and their heart stops beating is that 
not 'complete' death? Sure, the stabbing and slicing and 
dismembering could continue for hours on end (hell, Dahmler made 
freekin' soup out of victums) but would the person ever get any 
deader than when they sucked their last bit of oxygen?

Well ya, maybe the memory would linger a little while at least, 
but how would that affect the 'completeness' of the act itself?




WHO FUCKING CARES!!! X IS STILL A (((COMPLETE))) (((ASS)))!!! 
LooooL!
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In the greater arena of things then that act is never complete. 
You are talking about a physical event in time. In those terms 
it is absolute certainity that the event has been and gone. On 
another level it is eternal. If you are referring to the 
conscience of such an act then it is *injustifiably insane* on a 
deep spiritual level. This may be completely aside from any 
human motive even if that motive is a good one - say *to rid a 
minority to save a majority.* I think the tale of morality here 
is the motive of the human individual. Spiritual growth of that 
human individual and a view of the spiritual dimension which is 
less absent of negative forces can only be achieved through time 
and life's lessons. I would say that what I am writing now 
constitutes a present state of the world from which we are now 
recovering albeit slowly.

Thank you all, I am OK, just had my check up result out last 
week. Everything is OK except for my taste bud. Still as bad as 
ever. Lost my salivary gland during my radio and that kill my 
taste. I am slowly getting it back after 5 years now.

Thank you all. God Bless

WHO FUCKING CARES!!! X IS STILL A (((COMPLETE))) (((ASS)))!!! 
LooooL!

WHO FUCKING CARES!!! X IS STILL A (((COMPLETE))) (((ASS)))!!! 
LooooL!
WHO FUCKING CARES!!! X IS STILL A (((COMPLETE))) (((ASS)))!!! 
LooooL!

WHO FUCKING CARES!!! X IS STILL A (((COMPLETE))) (((ASS)))!!! 
LooooL!
WHO FUCKING CARES!!! X IS STILL A (((COMPLETE))) (((ASS)))!!! 
LooooL!


WHO FUCKING CARES!!! X IS STILL A (((COMPLETE))) (((ASS)))!!! 
LooooL!
WHO FUCKING CARES!!! X IS STILL A (((COMPLETE))) (((ASS)))!!! 
LooooL!

WHO FUCKING CARES!!! X IS STILL A (((COMPLETE))) (((ASS)))!!! 
LooooL!

WHO FUCKING CARES!!! X IS STILL A (((COMPLETE))) (((ASS)))!!! 
LooooL!

WHO FUCKING CARES!!! X IS STILL A (((COMPLETE))) (((ASS)))!!! 
LooooL!

WHO FUCKING CARES!!! X IS STILL A (((COMPLETE))) (((ASS)))!!! 
LooooL!

WHO FUCKING CARES!!! X IS STILL A (((COMPLETE))) (((ASS)))!!! 
LooooL!

WHO FUCKING CARES!!! X IS STILL A (((COMPLETE))) (((ASS)))!!! 
LooooL!

WHO FUCKING CARES!!! X IS STILL A (((COMPLETE))) (((ASS)))!!! 
LooooL!

http://www.newamericancentury.org/index.html
http://www.upi.com/view.cfm?StoryID=20030723-064812-9491r
http://pnac.info

it's funny that x has no idea who is screwing with him  we all 
think x is a pinhead 

it's funny that x has no idea who is screwing with him  
[[[[[[[[we all]]]]]]]]]]]]] 
think x is a pinhead 


[WE ALL] THAT IS A BIG FUCKING CLUE! LOL!!!!!!!!

would you like to tea-bag me? Alternatively we could play 
swallow the butt-snickers bar. I know you play this at home so 
let's do it, we could play 'who's got flaps like elephants ears' 
with Marie.

he thinks he is dick tracey  when he really is just clueless

WHO FUCKING CARES!!! X IS STILL A (((COMPLETE))) (((ASS)))!!! 
LooooL!

ppppp=x

Just a few people Clinton didn't have to Pardon:

James McDougal - Clinton's convicted Whitewater partner died of 
an
apparent heart attack, while in solitary confinement. He was a 
key witness
in
Ken Starr's investigation.

Mary McDougall - a former White House intern was murdered July, 
1997,
at
a Starbucks Coffee Shop in Georgetown. The murder happened just 
after she
was to go public with her story of sexual harassment in the 
White House.

Vince Foster - Former white House councilor, and colleague of 
Hillary
Clinton at Little Rock's Rose Law firm. Died of a gunshot wound 
to the
head,
ruled a suicide.

Ron Brown - Secretary of Commerce and former DNC Chairman. 
Reported to
have died by impact in a plane crash. A pathologist close to the
investigation reported that there was a hole in the top of 
Brown's skull
resembling a gunshot wound. At the time of his death Brown was 
being
investigated, and spoke publicly of his willingness
to cut a deal with prosecutors.

C. Victor Raiser II & Montgomery Raiser, major players in the 
Clinton
fund raising organization, died in a private plane crash in 
July, 1992.

Paul Tulley - Democratic National Committee Political Director 
found
dead
in a hotel room in Little Rock, September, 1992. Described by 
Clinton as a
"Dear friend
and trusted advisor".
Ed Willey - Clinton fund raiser, found dead November, 1993 deep 
in the
woods in VA of a gunshot wound to the head. Ruled a suicide. Ed 
Willey
died
on the same
day his wife Kathleen Willey claimed Bill Clinton groped her in 
the oval
office in the White House. Ed Willey was involved in several 
Clinton fund
raising events.

Jerry Parks - Head of Clinton's gubernatorial security team in 
Little
Rock. Gunned down in his car at a deserted intersection outside 
Little
Rock.
Park's son
said his father was building a dossier on Clinton. He allegedly 
threatened
to
reveal this information. After he died the files were 
mysteriously removed
from his house.

James Bunch - Died from a gunshot suicide. It was reported that 
he had
a
"Black Book" of people which contained names of influential 
people who
visited prostitutes in Texas and Arkansas.

James Wilson - Was found dead in May, 1993, from an apparent 
hanging
suicide. He was reported to have ties to Whitewater.

Kathy Ferguson, ex-wife of Arkansas Trooper Danny Ferguson, was 
found
dead in May, 1994, in her living room with a gunshot wound to 
her head. It
was ruled
a suicide even though there were several packed suitcases, as if 
she were
going somewhere. Danny Ferguson was a codefendant along with 
Bill Clinton
in
the Paula Jones lawsuit. Kathy Ferguson was a possible 
corroborating
witness
for Paula Jones.

Bill Shelton - Arkansas State Trooper and fiancee of Kathy 
Ferguson.
Critical of the suicide ruling of his fiancee, he was found dead 
in
June,1994, of a gunshot wound (also ruled a suicide) at the 
grave site of
his
fiancee.

Gandy Baugh - Attorney for Clinton's friend Dan Lassater, died by
jumping
out a window of a tall building January, 1994. His client was a 
convicted
drug distributor.

Florence Martin - Accountant & sub-contractor for the CIA, was 
related
to
the Barry Seal Mena Airport drug smuggling case. He died of 
three gunshot
wounds (not ruled a suicide?).

Suzanne Coleman - Reportedly had an affair with Clinton when he 
was
Arkansas Attorney General. Died of a gunshot wound to the back 
of the
head,
ruled a suicide. Was pregnant at the time of her death. Her body 
should be
exhumed and DNA tests
run on the fetus!

Paula Grober - Clinton's speech interpreter for the deaf from 
1978
until
her death December 9, 1992. She died in a one car accident.

Danny Casolaro - Investigative reporter,Investigating Mena 
Airport and
Arkansas Development Finance Authority. He slit his wrists, 
apparently, in
the middle of his
investigation.

Paul Wilcher - Attorney investigating corruption at Mena Airport 
with
Casolaro and the 1980 "October Surprise" was found dead on a 
toilet June
22,1993 in
his Washington DC apartment. Had delivered a report to Janet 
Reno 3 weeks
before his death.

-Jon Paul Walker - Whitewater investigator for Resolution 
TrustCorp.
Jumped to his death from his Arlington, Virginia, apartment 
balcony August
15, 1993. He was investigating the Morgan Guarantee scandal.

Barbara Wise - Commerce Department staffer. Worked closely with 
Ron
Brown
and John Huang. Cause of death unknown. Died November 29, 1996. 
Her
bruised
nude body
was found locked in her office at the Department of Commerce.

Charles Meissner - Assistant Secretary of Commerce who gave John 
Huang
special security clearance, died shortly thereafter in a small 
plane
crash.

Dr. Stanley Heard - Chairman of the National Chiropractic Health 
Care
Advisory Committee died with his attorney Steve Dickson in a 
small plane
crash.
Dr. Heard, in addition to serving on Clinton's advisory council,
personally
treated Clinton's mother, stepfather and brother.

Barry Seal - Drug running pilot out of Mena Arkansas, Death was 
no
accident.

Johnny Lawhorn Jr. - Mechanic, found a check made out to Bill 
Clinton
in
the trunk of a car left at his repair shop. He was found dead 
after his
car
had hit a utility
pole.

Stanley Huggins - Investigated Madison Guarantee. His death was a
purported suicide and his report was never released.

Hershell Friday - Attorney and Clinton fund raiser died March 1, 
1994,
when his plane exploded.

Kevin Ives & Don Henry - Known as "The boys on the track" case.
Reports
say the boys may have stumbled upon the Mena Arkansas airport 
drug
operation.
A controversial case, the initial report of death said due to 
falling
asleep
on railroad tracks. Later reports claim the 2 boys had been 
slain before
being placed on
the tracks. Many linked to the case died before their testimony 
could come
before a Grand Jury.



THE FOLLOWING PERSONS HAD INFORMATION ON THE

IVES/HENRY CASE:
Keith Coney - Died when his motorcycle slammed intothe back of a
truck,
July, 1988.

Keith McMaskle - Died stabbed 113 times, Nov., 1988.

Gregory Collins - Died from a gunshot wound January, 1989.

Jeff Rhodes - He was shot, mutilated and found burned in a trash 
dump
in
April, 1989.

James Milan - Found decapitated. However, the Coroner ruled his 
death
was
due to "natural causes".

Jordan Kettleson - Was found shot to death in the front seat of 
his
pickup truck in June, 1990.

Richard Winters - A suspect in the Ives / Henry deaths. He was 
killed
in
a set-up robbery July, 1989



THE FOLLOWING CLINTON BODYGUARDS ARE DEAD:

Major William S. Barkley Jr.

Captain Scott J. Reynolds

Sgt. Brian Hanley

Sgt. Tim Sabel

Major General William Robertson

Col. William Densberger

Col. Robert Kelly

Spec. Gary Rhodes

Steve Willis

Robert Williams

Conway LeBleu

Todd McKeehan



Quite an impressive list! Pass this on. Let the public

become aware of what happens to friends of the Clinton's!

Aren't you glad you're not an enemy like Rush Limbaugh,

Neil Boortz, Jerry Agar, or now even Al Gore?

ABOVE ARTICLE WAS FIRST PUBLISHED OVER 10 YEARS AGO........GLAD 
TO SEE THAT YOU'RE KEEPING UP WITH THE NEWS! LOL!

It's called Arkancide and strangly enough Bill and Hitlery were 
in the U.K. the week before the microbiologist dude sliced and 
diced his wrist. Hmmm. Showing 'em how its done?

I would love to see them try this again in America.  They would 
get their asses beat just like Richard Reid.  The only way they 
would pull this off is if they tried to hijack a foreign 
airliner like Air Yemen or something.

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WASHINGTON - The Department of Homeland Security has told 
airlines and law enforcement agencies that al-Qaida may attempt 
new suicide hijackings sometime during the next few months. 

The vague warning came from information gleaned from interviews 
of at least one al-Qaida prisoner as well as intercepted 
communications, said one intelligence official, speaking on 
condition of anonymity. The information was developed in the 
last few weeks. 

"We continue to investigate this information to determine its 
level of credibility," said Gordon Johndroe, spokesman for the 
Department of Homeland Security. 

There was no specific information on any potential targets, nor 
did officials know who in al-Qaida might attempt any attacks. 
The officials said al-Qaida could launch strikes in the United 
States or Europe. There was no specific date, only a general 
sense that an attack could take place in the late summer, 
officials said. 

"The intelligence community continues to receive information 
about al-Qaida's interest in using the commercial aviation 
system," Johndroe said. "Because of this the Department of 
Homeland Security issued an advisory this weekend to the 
nation's airlines and law enforcement personnel." 

The warning was not provided to the general public, but 
officials acknowledged its distribution in response to queries. 

"We advised airline and law enforcement personnel to take a look 
at all their practices and initiate additional measures they may 
feel are necessary," Johndroe said. 

The information points toward a Sept. 11-style attack using 
hijacked planes as weapons, rather than a traditional hijacking, 
officials said. 

The national terrorist threat level remains at yellow, 
signifying an elevated risk of attacks. There was no immediate 
sign that officials would raise it to orange, signifying a 
higher risk. The highest alert status is red.

FUCK U ALL AFGANIES

Yes, and it is only just NOW that they are deciding to bring out 
final details on the NIXON Watergate smear. Any guess when they 
will bring out the dirt on Bush? Oddly they don't seem to fond 
of digging up Clinton shit, as then they might not be able to 
blame him for all that George Bush didn't do to stop 9-11. But 
glad to see you, as always are so short sighted that you cannot 
figure this out. Wouldn't want any surprises LOL!!


Don't forget to suck my dick....er spell check my post LOL!!

CAIRO, Egypt   A man purporting to be Saddam Hussein (search) 
acknowledged the death of his sons in an audiotape broadcast 
Tuesday on Al-Arabiya television, saying they had been "martyred 
for Iraq" and that America will be defeated.

  
 
 
 
  Video: Purported Saddam Audiotape 

"Even if Saddam Hussein has 100 children other than Uday 
(search) and Qusay (search), Saddam Hussein would offer them the 
same way," the speaker said on the tape.

"Thank God for what he destined for us, and honored us with 
their martyrdom for his sake," the voice identified as Saddam 
said.

The tape -- the third attributed to Saddam this month -- begins 
with a verse from the Quran. The speaker says Uday and Qusay, 
killed in a gunfight with U.S. forces in the northern Iraqi town 
of Mosul, would be martyrs in heaven.

The voice on the tape, which was monitored in Cairo, said it was 
recorded July 2003, but the exact date was not clear.

Uday, 39, and Qusay, 37, were killed July 22 in a gunbattle with 
U.S. troops who surrounded a villa in the northern city of Mosul 
(search), directed there by an Iraqi tipster.

The speaker called Uday and Qusay's deaths "good news, that is 
the hope of every fighter for God's sake, as another group of 
noble souls of the martyrs have ascended to their creator."

The speaker also referred to Mustafa, Qusay's teenage son who 
also was killed in the six-hour gunfight.

Sure, they still think the creeps they got from Afghanistan are 
able to give relevant info. LOL!!! If they are going to jump 
every time a sandmonkey says, "BOO" we need better intelligence!!

The speaker called Uday and Qusay's deaths "good news, that is 
the hope of every fighter for God's sake, as another group of 
noble souls of the martyrs have ascended to their creator."
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LOL!!! WE JUST NEED TO ARRANGE IT FOR THE REST OF THEM LOL!!!

Good Evening!
I am not really interested in court trials, hate campaigns, 
French style revolutions.
I would however say that I am VERY interested in material 
enrichment .. :)
Also to prove to the Jews along with the royal lineage - true 
messiahship - then this is going to involve an AWFUL AWFUL 
COLOSSAL PAY PACKET!!
Have you seen your little investment mistake so far? :))
[We gave up on the *fostering talent principle years & years 
back.*]
It would be good also to build New Jerusalem roughly in the 
Croydon area ..
The prime purpose of this particular mission in my best opinion 
is that we are going to initiate an intra-galaxial civilisation 
and it is all going to start here on planet Earth.
Logistically this is quite a difficult stunt to pull off.

Don't forget to suck my dick....er spell check my post LOL!!_____

AFTER THAT STATEMENT, I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T ENJOY 
THE "CLINTON YEARS" MORE.....AFTER ALL, HE WAS THE FAVORITE OF 
HOMOSEXUALS!

Hi Merlyn, Hope everything is fine with you too. Have not check 
out the site you gave. Thanks

On the subject of Saddam sons becoming Matyrs and is now in 
heaven. If that is true than we all know  what kind of religion 
they believe. After torturing, killing so many, they will go to 
heaven? I wonder? Probably matrys of their own kind enjoying 
their 70 virgins in their so called heaven.

These people can never learn. Up till now they are still trying 
to use religion for their own propaganda. They do not know that 
it only spoilt the name of their religion. All you muslims 
reading, if you are able to read and write and are not deaf and 
blind, should be able to understand this problem.

As for peace in the world we must convince the muslims world to 
accept Isreal. Ask around you will understand that 80 percent 
of muslims around the world hate Isreal. Why? from early age 
they has been taught that Isreal is the enemy of Islam and 
anyone who help to protect Isreal are their enemy.

Lets us pray that more muslim will slowly change their attitude 
towards Isreal and help to find peace of every human race, 
religion and respect for one another.

God bless you all.

What a head rush. I gotta quit drinkin'!

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What a head rush. I gotta quit drinkin'!
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You probably didn't eat.
Cut down maybe?
I can't see myself stopping right now and I think that small 
amounts of alcohol are fine anyway.
Still. At least I quit the cigarettes and beyond all doubt.

Maybe you're right. Probably it's not the alchohol causing me yo 
see all these wild colours and making everything blurry. Perhaps 
someone snuck some blotter acid into my beer!! Goddamnit!! I 
HATE when that happens!

Maybe you're right. Probably it's not the alchohol causing me yo 
see all these wild colours and making everything blurry. Perhaps 
someone snuck some blotter acid into my beer!! Goddamnit!! I 
HATE when that happens!
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Hmmm! You know to weather that out then try a variety of 
vitamins like B-Complex or B-12 specifically if that is blotter 
acid!
I for one do not have problems like that but I can relate to 
it ..
[I get very caught up these days in visionary, revelatory 
material and various trance states .. ]
What actually is happening is a kind of trance-like state with 
dilated pupils [causing the blurriness]
The best thing is to get a good long sleep cycle because that 
will stabilise the problem.
You will find that certain alkaloids come along with the alcohol 
and they are almost certainly the culprits and I would diagnose 
things like that provided I was so qualified.

I am dead serious here, LOL. I cannot read one fucking thing on 
this site unless I >highlight< it. It's the wildest thing. I am 
joking about being doped up. Every other site I've visited 
tonight is normal, so I doubt its my computer or monitor. Its 
absolutly hilarious!

LMFAO! Re-booted, deleted all cookies, ran the spy-ware/ad-ware, 
let out the dog, took a leak, grabbed a beer from the 'fridge, 
took another leak and everything is normal again... 

but this was the ONLY site that was fucking up and it was 
unbelievable - the thing was a blur of color and the only way to 
read anything was to highlight it as if to copy it. I posted the 
flag just to see what it would look like. Very strange. Only 
HERE! 

YEAH.....YOU DON'T TAKE DRUGS 
ANYMORE...............RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTT
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can we talk? I think I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. I 
don't mind being the soft butch if you'll be all feminine and 
prissy for me. Then we can take whips and leather toys to X.        
              

"Can we talk?"

Not a fuckin' chance, but I'll toss ya a big, fat, ripe cucumber 
and which orifice you stick the vegetable in is up to you
....and X.

New rape law in Illinois protects people who change mind during 
sex
_______________________________________________________________ 

(07-29) 17:28 PDT SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP) -- 

A new rape law in Illinois attempts to clarify the issue of 
consent by emphasizing that people can **change their mind WHILE 
having sex.** 

Under the law, if someone says "no" at ANY time the other person 
must stop or it becomes rape. The National Crime Victim Law 
Institute said it believed the law is the first of its kind in 
the country. 

Lyn Schollett, general counsel for the Illinois Coalition 
Against Sexual Assault, said the law was important to make it 
clear to victims, offenders, prosecutors and juries that people 
have the right to halt sexual activity at any time. 

"I think it will empower prosecutors in charging cases where the 
victim and the offender have a sexual history," she said. 

LMFAO! Re-booted, deleted all cookies, ran the spy-ware/ad-ware, 
let out the dog, took a leak, grabbed a beer from the 'fridge, 
took another leak and everything is normal again... 

but this was the ONLY site that was fucking up and it was 
unbelievable - the thing was a blur of color and the only way to 
read anything was to highlight it as if to copy it. I posted the 
flag just to see what it would look like. Very strange. Only 
HERE! 
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Just this site? Tell me more.
Were the fonts with a blur around them?
What did the US flag look like?
If you see that again then get a screen grab:
CTRL-Print Screen
Start->Run->Wordpad
CTRL-V

The almost unbelievable Truth is that I have working for God all 
year.
At times I have had absolutely no money at all.
Now I am in debt.
There is no clear way of ridding myself of this debt.
For every way I turn I am simply cut off and refused.
Let it sit on your consciences forever.
The awesome Truth is that tomorrow that debt will still not be 
cleared.
Or the day after.
Thank you very much! :)

Or the day after that ...

Also I am OWED that money and that money is not forthcoming.
The goods & services I gave to you you either stole or ripped me 
off or paid nothing at all!

Every time you end up with a dick in your mouth! 
Isn't that weird? 

No Plans to Raise Terror Alert Status 
 
 
    
 
    
 
 
Wednesday, July 30, 2003
 
WASHINGTON   There are no plans to raise the national terror 
alert status, despite highly publicized warnings that Al Qaeda 
(search) may try to repeat the airline hijackings of Sept. 11, 
2001, federal officials said Tuesday.

  
 
 
 
"The hijackers may try to calm passengers and make them believe 
they were on a hostage, not suicide, mission," read an advisory 
warning distributed this past weekend to airlines and law 
enforcement agencies. "The hijackers may attempt to use common 
items carried by travelers, such as cameras, modified as 
weapons." 

The Department of Homeland Security's (search) advisory added 
that five-man teams might try to take control of airplanes   and 
that unlike in the Sept. 11 attacks, hijackers with pilot 
training would not be needed.

The Sept. 11 hijackers told passengers not to worry about their 
safety and were believed to have carried weapons then permitted 
aboard passenger planes.

Officials said the credibility of the latest threats was still 
being evaluated. There was no precise information when or where 
such attacks could take place.

A copy of the warning, obtained by Fox News, says an attack 
could take place by the end of the summer. It suggested cities 
on the East Coast of the United States, in the United Kingdom, 
Italy and Australia as possible targets.

 
 
 

That's comforting!

From: Facts Finder 
To: Om/Cf, Marie, Get a Grip 
Date: Tue Jul 29 08:10:06 2003 
Message:
Thank you all, I am OK, just had my check up result out last 
week. Everything is OK except for my taste bud. Still as bad as 
ever. Lost my salivary gland during my radio and that kill my 
taste. I am slowly getting it back after 5 years now.

Thank you all. God Bless
------------------------------------------

Well that's good to hear! 5 years is a long time not to taste 
anything. Hope you get it back in full.
How are thing's in your part of the world?

Yeah if anyone sees a melting website get a screen grab.
Ok? :) Lol!

From: Merlyn 
To: X 
Subject: ur shittalk 
Date: Wed Jul 30 09:51:14 2003 
Message:
Every time you end up with a dick in your mouth! 
Isn't that weird? ____________________________________________

YOU CAN'T SEEM TO GET HOMOSEXUALITY OUT OF YOUR BRAIN.
ISN'T THAT WEIRD?

same old people same talk no improvment at all ,more americans 
will get hurt in iraq and all you talk about is you talk about 
how you can bring back home the brave men overseas,think about 
them not your dicks
i will be back in three months time to check on you guys,have a 
nice summer        AWM

use my lines , ride my coat tails---can anyone say anything 
interesting--i am very board with the stupid shit that is 
discussed on this site--X, u have nothing to say, kill yourself--
Satan and seth make as much sense as a drooling retard--where is 
the intelligent life form? I know, not here.

use my lines , ride my coat tails---can anyone say anything 
interesting--i am very board with the stupid shit that is 
discussed on this site--X, u have nothing to say, kill yourself--
Satan and seth make as much sense as a drooling retard--where is 
the intelligent life form? I know, not here.
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It is probably on Xanadu. I'll shop your soul there! :)

If you had any intelligence and wished to demonstrate it now 
then fire away otherwise I will assume you don't.
If U R up to a challenge then amaze me with some intellectual 
debating skills otherwise just get outta here! :)

Hi Marie, just for your info, my wife's name is Marie too.

As for my taste bud, yes all the wonderful food that it still 
in my memory has been miss. Everyday is a problem for me when 
come to eating. In my mind I want to eat this and that but once 
it come to eating it, it is terrible. What to do I still have 
to try to eat to survive. There are more wonderful things in 
this world to enjoy.

In my country, the economy has pick up, business is back as 
usual after the SARS problem. Talk of terrorism has cool down. 
Muslims is slowly accepting that the terrorist group are wrong 
in spreading Islam by violence. Most muslims still believe 
Isreal is their main enemy. Problem in North Korea are not view 
as serious threat. Other than that I believe we are living in 
peace and harmony between our four main races and religion. I 
proud to say we are a peaceful, clean and beatiful nation 
although very small, compare to the rest of the world.

Have a nice day. God Bless.

I sympathise if you have lack of taste.
Recently this black guy threatened to remove mine.
This was one nasty piece of shit that ought to be put down.
Since I am civilized about this I went twice to the police.
That guy is/was the sickest fuck in History! [amongst others]
He made at least 4 threats of GBH and two of murder against my 
person.
There are so many sick fucks that threaten/threatened me for the 
only good reason of their vast inferiority.
It is simply a fact.
Those people should stand WELL BACK!!
That is simply my opinion ..
Otherwise the cops will nail 'em dead.
You will see ....

I will write every single one of you sick murdering fucks up 
later.
In the meantime you might wish to consider how you are sullied 
for all time for threats against my person.
You can simply not continue to pursue no fucking noise 
disturbance either!!
Those sick fucking shit fuckers who keep making noise ... well!! 
I just so sincerely hope you are so FUCKED that ya FUCKIN' BRAIN 
EXPLODED!!!
I wanna smash you right into the center of an atom from which 
you never come out!
I will send you right down all the way for your shit fuck 
actions!
Those who would fail to act at all and yet they should have 
considered that indeed they knew of a fair & just action and yet 
still did not take it then I will say unto them: I will visit 
upon you the same!

Otherwise the cops will nail 'em dead.
You will see ....

LOL!!! THATS a good one!! You are not allowed to even DEFEND 
YOURSELF in England, but the 'walk on eggshell' cops 
will "nail 'em dead"! Good luck with that.

Now listen up & listen real good:
I am Jesus Christ.
Get the fuck out of my Life and if there is any reason that you 
should ever be part of it then I will let you know!
Chances are that you are NOT!
I say just go AWAY!!
I have demonstrated to you that I deserve in principle to be 
left alone ...
I have shown to you that I am happiest by myself.
So just go away!
You I very much doubt have even the remotest connection to my 
life.
I think that once you keep trying this stuff on over and over 
and over again then the damage is done.
It means quite simply that you don't exist.
It also means that you are despised and hated for all time.
It means that you are against God and that you are someone that 
should repent but yet is your crass insensitivity and your 
essential animal like nature that you could never appreciate 
that - and the fact laid bare is that a bunch of violent thick 
nonentitities have robbed you ... and yet STILL you don't care!
Maybe we should just lumber you in with the same description.

Otherwise the cops will nail 'em dead.
You will see ....

LOL!!! THATS a good one!! You are not allowed to even DEFEND 
YOURSELF in England, but the 'walk on eggshell' cops 
will "nail 'em dead"! Good luck with that.

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You're right. If they are unarmed then they are strictly of very 
little use!
If you wish to demonstrate some authority then point a gun at 
someone and tell 'em they better pray ...
I defend myself with GOD!
That is JUST how BAD things are here!
If someone point a gun at me I would either duck or use 
stupendous sleight of movement or whack that fuck in the head 
with a right hook that hopefully kill the sick fucker.
However I am exceptional.
You know these people here are ALL insane!
I am a great talent and yet there are all these crazy 
individuals who think they have a right to the action simply 
because they are violent psychopaths!
I am the GREATEST TRANCE MEDIUM and yet my extraordinary 
sensitivity has to be constantly interfered with by madmen and 
worse still by other madmen who would not give me the time of 
day for improving my situation ..
If you consider this carefully then you realise that the 
complete misunderstanding is nothing to do with yourself and 
everything to do with the weakness of others in an arena of 
Faith.

In my country, the economy has pick up, business is back as 
usual after the SARS problem. Talk of terrorism has cool down. 
Muslims is slowly accepting that the terrorist group are wrong 
in spreading Islam by violence. 
_______________
 
Reformation will come and soon the pathetic Muslim extremist 
will be viewed as like Nazi, Mafia or CIA! LOL! and the religion 
will become like most others with a history of violence and 
religious crusades & jihads. Rough time to live through, but it 
will pass. 
  Glad to hear you are doing well, winning the fight.
          Merlyn  

SSDD! LOL! never seems to fail WTF? 

it's all in your tiny little mind LOL!!!!!!!!

From: Marie 
To: 
Date: Wed Jul 30 12:07:13 2003 
Message:
That's comforting!
_______________

George Bush would like to tell the children a bedtime story... 
all about weapons of mass destruction and strangers on planes..
Might even hold the book right side up LOL!!

You know these people here are ALL insane!
I am a great talent and yet there are all these crazy 
individuals who think they have a right to the action simply 
because they are violent psychopaths!
_______________________________________________

Well, if its any consolation, its about the same situation in 
the larger cities in the U.S. Let's fucking face it - criminals 
are coddled - hot meals, air-fucking-conditioning and fucking 
cable TV here. What the fuck is THAT for punishment? Get this! 
Its 2 am at the public safety building/courthouse (Cop Shop) in 
my burg. In cold or rainy weather they normally let any folks in 
to stay. Well its summertime and 'the livin' is easy', so a dink 
walks in - a criminal record as long as your arm, mind you - and 
goes all haywire because he's told to sleep outdoors. The 
knucklebrain grabs a bottle of, heheheee, BRUT cologne from his 
backpack, douses himself and lights himself on fire! Burn baby 
Burn! It's A DISCO INFERNO!

NOW the SonOfaBitch is sucking taxpayer money recovering in a 
burn unit hospital. So, in the end, the criminals win unless...

HERE'S A GOOD ONE TOO: YA SEE THERE'S THIS GUY, LET'S JUST CALL 
HIM GEORGE SR.......HE DECIDES ONE DAY TO ATTACK THIS OTHER GUY 
NAMED SADDAM, BUT HE CAN'T GET THE REST OF THE PEOPLE TO GO 
ALONG WITH IT. BUT ONE DAY HE HITS ON THIS IDEA: HE'LL TELL 
EVERYONE THAT SADDAM IS TRYING TO HOOK UP WITH SOME "WEAPONS OF 
MASS DESTRUCTION",AND IS ALSO TRYING TO CATCH HIM SOME NUCLEAR 
WEAPONS TOO, AND THE WORLD WON'T BE SAFE UNTIL WE STOP 
HIM......AND EVERYONE EATS THE SHIT SANDWICH HE FEEDS THEM RIGHT 
UP! YUMMMMMMMMMM! SO WE ALL GO OVER THERE AND PLAY BIOLOGICAL 
WARFARE TAG( AND BY THE WAY.....LET'S CALL THAT PARTICULAR 
PHASE: GULF WAR SYNDROME, SHALL WE?) A FEW WEEKS, A FEW TENS OF 
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS, AND LOTS OF PARADES! AND IN JUST A FEW 
SHORT WEEKS, ALL THE LIES AND CHEATING AND MURDER THAT WE CAUGHT 
OUR GOVERNMENT RED-HANDED AT DURING THE VIETNAM WAR, AND SWORE 
WE WOULD NEVER FALL FOR EVER AGAIN, ARE ALL FORGOTTEN!

NOW, THE REALLY FUNNY PART IS: 12 YEARS LATER HIS S-O-
N........TELLS THE PEOPLE THE "SAME EXACT STORY", THE SAME SHIT 
SANDWICH, EXCEPT THAT NOW THERE'S A SORT OF GREEN PATINA AROUND 
THE EDGES OF IT. BUT NO PROBLEM! WE TAKE A BIG BITE, AND IN 
BETWEEN WAVES OF STOMACH CRAMPS, WE ALL TELL HIM JUST HOW VERY, 
VERY GOOD IT TASTES, AND COULD WE PLEASE HAVE SOME MORE! AND YA 
KNOW WHAT? YOU GET A VEGETABLE WITH THAT! BON APPETIT!

What the fuck is THAT for punishment?
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At least they are locked away and can't go round threatening 
people. The sentences here are generally not in proportion to 
the crime though in the US it may well be the opposite and the 
terms are too long. I don't actually believe in *punishment* for 
crimes in contrast to rehabilitation. The irony is that locking 
people away and giving them harsh treatment runs contrary to a 
principle of rehabilitation. Maybe we are looking for the term 
*harsh but fair*? In any case an individual approach is required 
that is almost completely lacking in the criminal justice system 
where we observe people with recuperable mental problems thrown 
in to prison. That is about the last place they should be and 
yet it happens. It is rarely established that an *insanity plea* 
is the correct one or not - one reason is the inefficacy of the 
psychological assessments or simply their disregard i.e. let's 
just hurry the case and move to the next - with really not a 
care in the world. I can see that your opinion is that an 
individual like that is clearly so far gone i.e. your burns case 
maniac - that a Death sentence is a good idea. However, people 
are too lumped together under the same system all in all because 
we jump from one extreme to another. One thing that should be 
established for repeat offenders is some kind of methodology to 
assess the likelihood of reoffence ..
I could just go on & on forever on this one. There is simply no 
point and these views are just typed out in haste and have no 
particular accuracy. However I suppose they are something to 
think about.

stop crying about shit u can-not understand, u will just have to 
sit back and try not to spam. do as i say, and merlyn will be 
your friend.

do u make sense to yourself? if so, your diagnosis may be 
severly down-graded. please ask your-self a series of questions, 
if you miss 1, please debate the outcome within yourself.

HERE'S A GOOD ONE TOO: YA SEE THERE'S THIS GUY, LET'S JUST CALL 
HIM GEORGE SR.......HE DECIDES ONE DAY TO ATTACK THIS OTHER GUY 
NAMED SADDAM, BUT HE CAN'T GET THE REST OF THE PEOPLE TO GO 
ALONG WITH IT. BUT ONE DAY HE HITS ON THIS IDEA: HE'LL TELL 
EVERYONE THAT SADDAM IS TRYING TO HOOK UP WITH SOME "WEAPONS OF 
MASS DESTRUCTION",AND IS ALSO TRYING TO CATCH HIM SOME NUCLEAR 
WEAPONS TOO, AND THE WORLD WON'T BE SAFE UNTIL WE STOP 
HIM......AND EVERYONE EATS THE SHIT SANDWICH HE FEEDS THEM RIGHT 
UP! YUMMMMMMMMMM! SO WE ALL GO OVER THERE AND PLAY BIOLOGICAL 
WARFARE TAG( AND BY THE WAY.....LET'S CALL THAT PARTICULAR 
PHASE: GULF WAR SYNDROME, SHALL WE?) A FEW WEEKS, A FEW TENS OF 
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS, AND LOTS OF PARADES! AND IN JUST A FEW 
SHORT WEEKS, ALL THE LIES AND CHEATING AND MURDER THAT WE CAUGHT 
OUR GOVERNMENT RED-HANDED AT DURING THE VIETNAM WAR, AND SWORE 
WE WOULD NEVER FALL FOR EVER AGAIN, ARE ALL FORGOTTEN!

NOW, THE REALLY FUNNY PART IS: 12 YEARS LATER HIS S-O-
N........TELLS THE PEOPLE THE "SAME EXACT STORY", THE SAME SHIT 
SANDWICH, EXCEPT THAT NOW THERE'S A SORT OF GREEN PATINA AROUND 
THE EDGES OF IT. BUT NO PROBLEM! WE TAKE A BIG BITE, AND IN 
BETWEEN WAVES OF STOMACH CRAMPS, WE ALL TELL HIM JUST HOW VERY, 
VERY GOOD IT TASTES, AND COULD WE PLEASE HAVE SOME MORE! AND YA 
KNOW WHAT? YOU GET A VEGETABLE WITH THAT! BON APPETIT!

aaahhh caaannnn taaawwwwwwk ivv aaa ouffff ull uvvvvv cokkkkk.

I thought you ate the green patina around your mother's shit 
hole, thats why your breath smells like shit.

OH BOO-BOO, THAT WAS REALLY GOOD! WHAT A COMEBACK! YOU GET A BIG 
GOLD STAR FOR TODAY! NOW DON'T FORGET: 11 0'CLOCK IS NAPPY TIME!

Shut your cum guzzlin yap, x. You need to be beaten like the red 
headed step child on crack you are.

http://news.ft.com/servlet/ContentServer?
pagename=FT.com/StoryFT/FullStory&c=StoryFT&cid=1057562228402&p=1
012571727102

ROTFLMAO! *whew* I can always count on a good laugh here at 
least. Seth, satanchrist, Warlick dude, try a chill pill, or get 
a job. LOL!!

YOU'RE RIGHT! I DO NEED TO BE BEATEN!!!!
ARE YOU THE MAN TO DO IT? I HOPE SO!! I WILL BE WAITING CALMLY, 
WHILE YOU GATHER YOUR COURAGE FOR YOUR NEXT BRAVE POST!

HAVE A GOOD ONE!

do u make sense to yourself? if so, your diagnosis may be 
severly down-graded. please ask your-self a series of questions, 
if you miss 1, please debate the outcome within yourself.
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Codswallop!

ROTFLMAO! *whew* I can always count on a good laugh here at 
least. Seth, satanchrist, Warlick dude, try a chill pill, or get 
a job. LOL!!
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What would make you think that I need a chill pill? It is mostly 
OTHER people round here that now need chill pills! Lol! I have a 
job and the salary is still appalling but you see it is simply a 
question of time ... ;) With my charming and endearing public 
voice now presented - everyone is VERY GLEEFUL!! Lol! 

Dude? are you still waiting? why?

Dude? did you wink at merlyn? why?

ROTFLMAO! It's the nice shoes that get all gummed up, those 
expensive ones the ladies wear.. And so we know just who is in 
control over there LOL! I guess the concrete workers get a bit 
angry about the gum, but I kinda doubt it.. 

New Norwegian law allows drunks to vote

SABC News ^ | July 31, 2003, 18:30 | Reuters

It will be two pints of lager and a ballot paper please in 
Norway this year after a change in the law allowing voters to 
get drunk and then go out to vote. 

"The election board can no longer refuse anyone to vote because 
they are intoxicated," an adviser at the Local Government 
Ministry said today. 

Until now, Norway's election law has denied entry to polling 
stations anyone with "seriously impaired judgment" or "reduced 
consciousness" from booze, but that law has been scrapped, 
adviser Steinar Dalbakk told the Bladet Tromsoe newspaper. 

However, Norwegians will have to sober up again for the 2005 
general elections. Politicians, possibly fearing the effects of 
a political hangover, have re-enacted the law banning drunken 
voting. The new law will however not take effect until after 
September's local government polls.

SHUT UP MERWIN, YOUR NOT SO WELL LIKED EITHER.

The hideous Truth is this:
*Tyrannosaurus rex was evolution gone wrong*
But I thought monsters existed only in my dreams?
You were very very wrong.
Tyrannosaurus rex would hang within a lair admiring the fact of 
no wings.
Puff the Magic Dragon might be blown to shreds ..
And in that hideous lair would commence the evilest of mating 
games.
I think the brood would be fed - bats?
Yes. It was something like bats.
But when the brood was well fattened they would ...
... EAT 'EM!!!! YUM! YUM! :))
Any that ever managed to crawl to the safety of the light 
through the chink in the cave rocks .. would demonstrate:
*Survival of the Fittest*
I think the happy fact now is that they are all dead and gone 
and yet the memory lives on somehow in our primordial 
conciousnesses ..

.. shadows of the trees ..

.. witness in the wild breeze ..

I know the worry & sadness.
Please try to stay calm - there may be herbal or similiar style 
medications that can help you.
Talk to an expert ..
I found that St. John's Wort is presently useful ..
Look at the time element.
Realise that this is an ongoing thing that will last for 
years ...
Maybe you are currently experiencing difficulties.
In terms of a lifetime then realise that these are temporary!

Hi, Nice to hear from you. Yes, our goverment is allowing 
chewing gum for medical use. These are different from 
commercial chewing gums. Most of Singapore agree with the 
goverment on the ban of chewing gums which is not a necesity 
items in life. Now we do not have pavement or sidewalk darken 
by irresponsible people throwing the chewed gum everywhere. You 
don't get your shoes stuck with these gums.

It was a good campaign banning the gums.

I also take St. John's Wort and find it effective in keeping my 
temper on a more even keel. Some Kava Kava before bedtime also 
seems to be a natural alterative to sleeping pills to relax. 
Washing 'em down with a few beers seems to be the best approach.

MY BOARD NAME IS X. I TALK SHIT ABOUT ANY VIEW OTHER THAN MY OWN. 
WAIT, LET'S SEE. I DON'T HAVE ANY POINT TO MAKE. I JUST LIKE TO 
SHOW AS MANY PEOPLE ON THE BOARD AS I CAN THAT I CRAVE ATTENTION 
AND WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO GET IT. I MAY LIVE IN BRITISH 
COLUMBIA OR QUEBEC OR MINNESOTA OR CUBA OR SOME OTHER SHITHOLE. I 
GET OFF ON FEELING LIKE I'M GETTING AWAY WITH SAYING THINGS ON 
THE BOARD THAT I COULD NEVER SAY TO ANOTHER PERSON FACE TO FACE 
FOR FEAR OF CONFRONTATION. IT'S SO EASY TO ATTACK SOMEONE ELSE'S 
VIEWPOINT, ESPECIALLY WHEN I DON'T OFFER MY OWN, AND TO DO IT ON 
THE INTERNET PROVES WHAT A LOSER I REALLY AM. I CONFESS THAT EVEN 
TRANSVESTITE TERI IS A BETTER MAN (AND WOMAN) THAN I WILL EVER 
BE.      
                                           

I MAY LIVE IN BRITISH 
COLUMBIA OR QUEBEC OR MINNESOTA OR CUBA OR SOME OTHER 
SHITHOLE.________________________________________________________


THE SHITHOLE I LIVE IN IS CALLED AMERICA.


I 
GET OFF ON FEELING LIKE I'M GETTING AWAY WITH SAYING THINGS ON 
THE BOARD THAT I COULD NEVER SAY TO ANOTHER PERSON FACE TO FACE 
FOR FEAR OF CONFRONTATION._____________________________________


ANYTIME YOU'D LIKE TO HAVE A FACE-TO-FACE CONFRONTATION, LET ME 
KNOW...BUT MAKE SURE YOU BRING SOME LOVED ONES WITH 
YOU......LET'S JUST SAY THAT IF I WIN, I'LL WANT SOME PRIZES FOR 
MY EFFORTS. LET'S PLAY, SHALL WE?

From: X 
To: Merweeny 
Date: Thu Jul 31 16:16:34 2003 
Message:
SHUT UP MERWIN, YOUR NOT SO WELL LIKED EITHER
__________________________________________

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! another good 
laugh!! You really suck at being an ass hole, LOL! don't quit 
your day job DDDDILBERT!! LOL!! and don't lie to the man, you 
chicken shit! LOL!! COWARD!! 
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> > Father O'Malley rose from his bed.  It was a fine spring 
day in his new
> > Washington, DC parish.  He walked to the window of his 
bedroom to get a
> deep
> > breath of the beautiful day outside.  He then noticed there 
was a donkey
> > lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
> >
> > Wondering what to do he used simple logic to reach a 
solution.  Since he
> was
> > now living in Washington DC which is the home of political 
parties he
> > reasoned the dead animal must belong to the Democratic 
party.  Since Mr.
> > Daschle is the most visible leader of that organization he 
reasoned that
> the
> > good Senator would be the correct place to start.  He 
promptly called
the
> US
> > Senate for assistance.
> >
> > The conversation went like this: "Good morning.  This is 
Senator
Daschle.
> > How might I help you?"
> >
> > "And the best of the day to yerself.  This is Father 
O'Malley at
> > St.Brigid's.  There's a jackass lying dead in me front 
lawn.  Would ye
be
> so
> > kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the 
matter?"
> >
> > Senator Daschle, considering himself to be quite a wit, 
replied with a
> > smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that 
you people
took
> > care of last rites!"
> >
> > There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.
> >
> > Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, 
but we are
also
> > obliged to notify the next of kin."
> >