HAVE LOTTSA FUN SITTING IN FRONT OF YER TV, WATCHING YER FREINDS
(LOL!) KIDS GETTING THEIR SHIT BLOWN AWAY IN IRAQ, WITH THEIR 
FINGERS FRANTICALLY TRYING TO KLICK THAT FUCKIN SAFETY OFF THEIR 
RIFLES! HOPE THE BEER CAN HELP A LITTLE!

I will agree with om/cf and X, I havent been here either! Damn 
(U Know Who), dont you go out? Do you ever move away from that 
keyboard? Are things that bad in Cali that you have absolutely 
nothing to do?
Go Out!!!
See Mars!!!!
It's a very enlightening experience!!!
As for the pervert, which is also probably U Know Who, get a 
life dude! A job maybe? Quit yanking! Your keys are probably 
sticky enough!
Dead Dude: I am Astounded! The stuff you wrote up there, I 
couldnt have said it any better. I wish sometimes I could find 
the words you do to express myself, I know kind of dillusional 
huh? lol.. 
X: You need to stop that shit! You are bordering on being a 
raving lunatic! Just stop it!
What on "Earth" has gotten into some of you? If you think about 
it we are all on the same side! The Human side. Fighting 
extinction. It's almost as if some of you have lost all hope of 
anything good happening anymore. Well I will tell you it's not 
so. I know I was not the only one who heard Pres. Bush's 
message right after 9-11 when he said, "Anyone who wears the 
Uniform get ready"! What the hell did you think he meant by 
that? He meant one hell of a global war on terrorism! Which is 
exactly what those bastards are getting! And I would be 
supportive of ANY President in office to have the balls to 
carry out and execute the plan Pres. Bush has. It Just so 
happens Pres. Bush is occupying the White House right now! This 
is NO Way compared to Viet Nam! We have a clear mission, to 
exterminate those that want to exterminate us! Of course we 
were expecting some sniper type assholes to "Hit and Run" so to 
speak, on our Soldiers after the Major bombing campain ended. 
They cant fight any other way, they cant whoop our asses so 
they hide, and wait like the little chickenshit bastards they 
are to strike. If we werent prepared for this, thier would be 
hundreds getting killed every day. You didnt think the Saddam 
loyal wanna be's  were just going to pick up thier tinker toys 
and go home did you? Every single day we are making progress, 
and soon they WILL pack up thier toys and go home. When 
Saddam's money runs out, so will they! I mean my God, those 
fuckers cant meet anywhere but face to face or by messanger 
anymore! More than half of them are arrested or dead, we now 
know the WMD's that everybody said werent there, they were 
right, they arent! Because the asshole moved them to Syria, and 
Lebanon. Does this come as a surprise to anybody? Hell no we 
were expecting this. Maybe they dont report everything in the 
news, that doesnt mean a damn thing! Draw your own conclusions! 
Have you forgotten who bombed whom first? It's comming up on 2 
years since this happened to us, and some of you are still 
wondering why we are doing what we are doing? Well I still 
believe we have and will never have NO other option except to 
go after them relentlessly, nonstop, with no rest, till every 
last one of the terror empire is destroyed. And yes that 
includes not just Afghanistan, but the center of all terrorist 
activities (Iraq). If you dont believe it was a terrorist 
breeding ground, you are out of your minds! Here is a challenge 
for you, prove to me it wasnt!!!!!! What fact's do you have to 
prove to me that Saddam wasnt paying Palestenians to blow up 
innocent people anywhere? Not just Israel, anywhere! What facts 
do you have to prove to me Saddam wasnt linked to and had 
meetings with Al-Queda? Where is the proof that he destroyed 
his Bio-Chem weapons of mass destruction he admittedly had in 
1998? Where did he destroy them? Where can we test this site? 
Where is this site? Oh nevermind I feel like I'm babbling fuck 
it! I'm going to go see if I can see Mars!!! 

Hi Marie. :)
Thank you for your statements.
You can see the power of the written word when I brought the 
whole thing to its terrifying conclusion ...
Mars is in the Southern Hemisphere.
The easiest way to see any of the planets is always to wait for 
the moon to rise.
Generally at that point one is able to discern the ecliptic.
Currently the moon is late rising with Mars positioned to the 
right ... :)
I am glad to see your presence here again.
Have a nice day! :)

Hows your arse bitch 

Again let me make it clear to you that *The Hutton Inquiry* is 
of complete insignificance.
I am tired of dealing with idiots who are incapable of waking up 
to the facts.
You are incapable of making decisions that are in the best 
interest of the Nation and indeed the World.
That is you Mr. Blair.
I am satisfied that you are incompetent under these particular 
conditions.
Whether you resign or cling onto power is a matter for your own 
consideration.
However, your power is now gone.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/arnoldoui1.html

How is that everyone is fucking your arse bitch and you never 
invited me to spunk up your craphole 

get back in line yer limey twat. im next to ream n cream her 
shitpipe when it heals.

in the name of Mohamed Said Al Sahaf, we'll fuck you all..
with bombs not with words...

we just fight for our rights, and it's our right a free 
palestina..

God fuck America
God fuck England
God fuck Israel

O mundo n o   vosso.. quanto mais tentarem resistir a esse 
facto, mais resist ncia encontrar o deste lado..

O nosso povo sacrificar  o que tem e o que n o tem para fazer 
frente  s investidas invasoras..

A gan ncia vai ser a vossa destrui  o..

N o estamos aqui para pedir nada que seja vosso ou que n o nos 
perten a.. apenas queremos e tudo faremos para impedir que 
fiquem com o que   nosso..

Viva a Palestina e o mundo  rabe
A vit ria estar  sempre, mas sempre do lado da raz o..

Speak English you stupid fuckin Raghead Ugly Twat, with a Donkey 
for a mother

RECALL!!, I think this is very good for our country and it's 
political process! It is about time we stood up and showed the 
politicians that THEY ARE ACCOUNABLE and will be REMOVED from 
office when they re-nig, cheat, lie and steal!
  We the people are speaking out and telling our local 
governors, straiten UP AND BE TRUTHFUL! Senators, and presidents 
can be RECALLD TOO! 
  Times they are a changing! 

LOL!!! sure Fuck us!!! (Like you haven't already LOL!!) Just 
remember to kiss our ass first!! LOL!!

and fuck marie's

Raghead, twat, cunt, prick, junglebunny, coon, Marie's Shit Tube

Ok Ok I give up.




I will spread my arse cheeks as wide as possible so you lot can 
take turns of peace puting Vasaline and you hands and forcing 
your fists up my Brown Eye.




Lets see who can grab my guts from inside and pull them out of my 
shitbox.




Tie me up and rape my twat and shitbox at the same time then hang 
me upside down so that you can Pee in my love box.

Oh I'll have a bit of that Marie, are you the only bitch on this 
site or does your mother do it too

Yes, 'tis me! I'll forewarn you; you'll notice a difference in 
my proud struting gait when we next meet. I am as bowlegged as a 
rodeo cowboy. lol...ouch, it hurts when I laugh, lol...ouch. 
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LOL!!! I don't want a bowlegged girlfriend!
Take your stupid proud strutting gait and shove it! LOL!!!
When do we next meet?
Will this be IKEA or Boots or ASDA or fucking Alders??
LOL!!
One day [and this is a prophecy] we shall indeed be in the same 
McDonald's restaurant together and we shall have indeed both 
ordered medium fries ..
An amazing fact and it will indeed come true one day!! LOL!!
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And the answer was .........
ASDA.
Typical.
She recognised me because I was the one with the space cadet 
badge on.
Nice handgun! :)

get back in line yer limey twat. im next to ream n cream her 
shitpipe when it heals.
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Please don't do that. Marie is Mary Magdalene. Please????

you say some weired shit

thats because i am a closet homo-sexual ;>)

I am a model citizen who believes everything thats on my new tv 
set in my living room thats directly connected to the nigger 
babies bedroom, only because i fucked a nigger.

>>IAF assassinates Hamas Kassam terrorist in Gaza Strip<<

IAF attack helicopters in the Gaza Strip killed a Hamas 
terrorist Thursday evening. A helicopter fired at least one 
missile into a suburb of Khan Younis, a town near Gaza's 
southern border with Egypt, a Palestinian security official 
said. 

Witnesses said Israeli jets had been flying over the area for 
about half an hour before the attack. 

The official, who spoken on condition of anonymity, identified 
the dead man as Hamdi Kalkha, 23. Hamas supporters speaking by 
telephone confirmed that Kalkha was a member of Hamas' military 
wing. 

Palestinian sources said that the man killed was part of a Hamas 
cell responsible for firing mortars at Jewish settlements in 
Gush Katif in the Gaza Strip. Three other people were injured in 
the IAF strike. 

The Israeli army had no immediate comment. 

A witness, Mamoun Salah, 42, said he had been walking toward his 
home in Khan Younis when the rocket struck about 100 meters 
(yards) away. 

**"A big explosion went off at the side of the street. I saw a 
man completely burned fall off the donkey cart he was driving," 
Salah said.** 

Israel Radio reported that IAF attack helicopters fired missiles 
at a Hamas terrorist responsible for firing Kassam rockets. 

IDF vehicles, including bulldozers entered the outskirts of Beit 
Hanoun Thursday evening and started clearing the land from which 
Palestinians fired Kassam missiles at Ashkelon earlier in the 
day. 

The IDF force left the area after completing its mission.
___________________________________________________

The donkey was heard to utter "Jeee-Hawwwd, Jeee-Hawwwd", just 
before the strike. Gosh I hope that donkey is OK.

if your brown 
  
  GET DOWN^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
 
                           

                            it's my number 1 nigger from the hood

                                                       Daddy wood

                                     

The donkey was heard to utter "Jeee-Hawwwd, Jeee-Hawwwd", just 
before the strike. Gosh I hope that donkey is OK.

_________________________________________________________________
you sound like a cocksman, are u a cocksman bitch, why not suck 
richards weener?

This is amusing.
What is your IP address?
We collect them.
There is that little issue too of the F.B.I. .....
If you are currently employed in I.T. then I bet your boss would 
be interested by how you work.
If you are not so employed then you may wish to consider that no 
one may want ever to employ the likes of you ....

you sound like a cocksman, are u a cocksman bitch, why not suck 
richards weener?
_________________________________________

What is a cocksman? Did you mean: Cocksmith or perhaps Cockswain?
LOL!

Did you say you wanted to suck my cock? I think you just did in 
a roundabout way. NO! You cannot suck my cock faggot. Go to hell 
and suck Satan's cock, 'lil bitch-boy.

Your request to suck my cock in response to a very serious post 
involving death by rocket is uncalled for and frankly disgusting.
Look at the carnage, then yuk it up you sick puppy.

http://www.dandennis.com/donkey%20jumping%20with%20cart.jpg

No. You may not suck my cock either l'il bitch boy!
It would be in your best interest to arrange your own funeral.
I know exactly who you are and it is tragic just how stir-fried 
stupid you are.
Look at it this way:
If you sucked the cock of Satan you would probably be violently 
ill.
I am letting you off.
L'il bitch boy! LOL!!

cocksman?? what in the hell?? Ya I'll suck richards weener but 
I'm not a cocksman, FUCK YOU!!!!!

And I will fuckin let you, BITCH

Mars is now distancing itself from Earth and since you nutters 
missed the chance to hop aboard, the magnetic pull on your 
feeble brains that is causing you to do and say irrational 
things should subside.

Disclaimer: The above events are not likely to help you. The 
comments were offered strictly to give you false hope. :)

I wasnt going to respond to your rambling moronic bullshit! But 
What the Fuck!
From: Zig Zag 
To: 
Date: Thu Aug 28 13:03:01 2003 
Message:
Oh I'll have a bit of that Marie, are you the only bitch on 
this 
site or does your mother do it too
----------------------------------------
You are one sick fuck! And the ONLY BITCH I see on this Board 
is you!!!

From: Marie 
To: om/cf 
Date: Thu Aug 28 19:08:24 2003 
Message:
I am a model citizen who believes everything thats on my new tv 
set in my living room thats directly connected to the nigger 
babies bedroom, only because i fucked a nigger.
----------------------------------------

Got back to fucking your goat I'm sure it enjoys you more than 
your wife/girlfriend!

From: Satan 
To: 
Date: Thu Aug 28 20:23:02 2003 
Message:
No. You may not suck my cock either l'il bitch boy!
It would be in your best interest to arrange your own funeral.
I know exactly who you are and it is tragic just how stir-fried 
stupid you are.
Look at it this way:
If you sucked the cock of Satan you would probably be violently 
ill.
I am letting you off.
L'il bitch boy! LOL!!
------------------------------------------------

Can I do the Autopsy?
I just want to cut his balls off and stuff them down his throat 
while he is sleeping eternally!!! Please!! Please!!! lol...

By your posts we can see that it was a little girl who taught 
you how to deal w/conflict. "My name is X", you say. "I'm going 
to prove what a stupid and gutless punk I am by verbally 
attacking others from the safety of my room. That way, nobody 
will be able to kick my ass".
  You've been challenged on the board in the past to meet someone 
to fight, and you pussed out. Are you French? Why do you keep 
emarrassing yourself on the board? Are you starved for attention? 
I mean, if all you've got for us is "down with America" bullshit, 
then you've got nothing. Are you driven by the anger of knowing 
that no matter what you do or say, you'll always hate yourself? 
Or maybe you're pissed because you feel helpless by what goes on 
around you, and this board is the only place where you can vent 
safely?
  Time for you to grow up, X. What you need to do is to go to 
school/work/etc., and talk to people face to face the way you 
type your hopelessly stupid shit on the board. At least when you 
get your teeth knocked out, you'll still be able to type -and get 
your ass kicked on the board as well.

  You dumb fuck!     
              

From: om/cf 
To: Cunts...one or all 
Date: Thu Aug 28 22:25:05 2003 
Message:
Mars is now distancing itself from Earth and since you nutters 
missed the chance to hop aboard, the magnetic pull on your 
feeble brains that is causing you to do and say irrational 
things should subside.

Disclaimer: The above events are not likely to help you. The 
comments were offered strictly to give you false hope. :)
--------------------------------------------

Well shit! And I was in such a good mood lol..

Lmao! I think it's a mixture of X and U Know Who!!!
Like we cant tell!!!!

LOL!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF USELESS WORDS!

From: Hamas and Jihad (zurc) 
To: president Bush and Collin Powell 
Subject: N o perdem por esperar 
Date: Thu Aug 28 11:03:58 2003 
Message:
O mundo n o   vosso.. quanto mais tentarem resistir a esse 
facto, mais resist ncia encontrar o deste lado..

O nosso povo sacrificar  o que tem e o que n o tem para fazer 
frente  s investidas invasoras..

A gan ncia vai ser a vossa destrui  o..

N o estamos aqui para pedir nada que seja vosso ou que n o nos 
perten a.. apenas queremos e tudo faremos para impedir que 
fiquem com o que   nosso..

Viva a Palestina e o mundo  rabe
A vit ria estar  sempre, mas sempre do lado da raz o..

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Uh Huh! And your point is??????????

I am a model citizen who believes everything thats on my new tv 
set in my living room thats directly connected to the nigger 
babies bedroom, only because i fucked a nigger, and got preggers 
by it. i named the baby Hero 93 Nigger!

From: Marie 
To: .44 
Date: Fri Aug 29 00:49:06 2003 
Message:
I am a model citizen who believes everything thats on my new tv 
set in my living room thats directly connected to the nigger 
babies bedroom, only because i fucked a nigger, and got 
preggers 
by it. i named the baby Hero 93 Nigger!
----------------------------------------------

Awww did I hurt your little feelings?
You are hopelessly lost!
Put the fucking pipe down!

The reason I attack X all the time is because I tried to have a 
conversation with him once, and he slammed me down like I was a 
clump of homemade shit! So what if I don't understand big words; 
I DO know how to milk a cow! And other stuff too! I have tennis 
shoes that light up when I walk, and I think those are real 
cool! I'll bet X don't have a pair like that! X thinks he can 
say whatever he wants to, but I won't stand for it! I'll say 
things back to him.....I really will! I nay be a useless 
clodhopper, but I'm a clodhopper for Jesus! And Jesus told me to 
say stuff back to X, and at least it keeps my mind and hands off 
of my little sister.

I am a model citizen who believes everything thats on my new tv 
set in my living room thats directly connected to the nigger 
babies bedroom, only because i fucked a nigger, and got preggers 
by it. i named the baby Hero 93 Nigger!

From: .44 
To: Marie 
Date: Fri Aug 29 00:53:29 2003 
Message:
The reason I attack X all the time is because I tried to have a 
conversation with him once, and he slammed me down like I was a 
clump of homemade shit! So what if I don't understand big 
words; 
I DO know how to milk a cow! And other stuff too! I have tennis 
shoes that light up when I walk, and I think those are real 
cool! I'll bet X don't have a pair like that! X thinks he can 
say whatever he wants to, but I won't stand for it! I'll say 
things back to him.....I really will! I nay be a useless 
clodhopper, but I'm a clodhopper for Jesus! And Jesus told me 
to 
say stuff back to X, and at least it keeps my mind and hands 
off 
of my little sister.
-----------------------------------------

You are so not even worth it!
You are a rotting Camel Carcus!

From: Marie 
To: Dead Dude 
Subject: Oooo Oooo Oooo 
Date: Fri Aug 29 00:27:06 2003 
Message:
From: Satan 
To: 
Date: Thu Aug 28 20:23:02 2003 
Message:
No. You may not suck my cock either l'il bitch boy!
It would be in your best interest to arrange your own funeral.
I know exactly who you are and it is tragic just how stir-fried 
stupid you are.
Look at it this way:
If you sucked the cock of Satan you would probably be violently 
ill.
I am letting you off.
L'il bitch boy! LOL!!
------------------------------------------------

Can I do the Autopsy?
I just want to cut his balls off and stuff them down his throat 
while he is sleeping eternally!!! Please!! Please!!! lol...
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Um NO!!!!
That is not ladylike and you know it Marie!
I despair sometimes that people like you have to be exposed to 
such drivel.
Nonetheless, it is my opinion that you have become used to the 
moronic ramblings of a few internet technology rejects and 
similiar ...
Never allow them even the beginning of the time of day!
As for you - pathetic little scumbags who type up this self 
condemning shit-for-brains moronic idiocies ....
What was that?
Scum!

I am a clodhopper for Jesus 2!!!
LOL!!!!!!
I think I'll sleep for a few more hours.
And fuck you clowns!!
Lol!!

I am reading through the late posts from last night when I hear 
this thunderous (((((SMACK!))))) sound. It takes a minute to 
register early in the morning but then I realise it was the 
sound of X getting smacked right in the mouth - what he refers 
to as his cunt. And all the victums of 9-11 cheer from heaven.

I LIKE that word *scum*
Anyways I want to blast anyone or anything that thinks he/she/it 
has the gumption to go up against God.
The smart ones simply gave up a long time ago!
Let us fuck! LOL!!
*And sweet shall be thy recompence in Heaven!*
*Amen.*
LOL!!

It takes a minute to 
register early in the morning but then I realise it was the 
sound of X getting smacked right in the mouth - what he refers 
to as his cunt. And all the victums of 9-11 cheer from heaven.___

YES, IT'S JUST TOO BAD THAT THEY DIDN'T HAVE WINGS ON 9-11! 
CAUSE YOU KNOW WHEN THEY COULD'VE USED THEM AS THEY WERE DOING 
THE HIGH DIVE FROM THE 87TH FLOOR! LOL!!!!! SCREAMING ALL THE 
WAY TO THE GROUND! ALSO IT'S SPELLED V-I-C-T-I-M-S YOU FUCKED-UP 
MORON! ROFL!!! HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH YOUR FANTASY OF ME GETTING 
SMACKED IN THE MOUTH, CAUSE THATS THE CLOSEST YOU'LL EVER COME 
TO IT! THINK OF IT WHILE YOU'RE SITTING OUTSIDE IN YOUR MINI-
JUNKYARD, SHOOTING AT THE TREES! 

It takes a minute to 
register early in the morning but then I realise it was the 
sound of X getting smacked right in the mouth - what he refers 
to as his cunt. And all the victums of 9-11 cheer from heaven.___

YES, IT'S JUST TOO BAD THAT THEY DIDN'T HAVE WINGS ON 9-11! 
CAUSE YOU KNOW WHEN THEY COULD'VE USED THEM AS THEY WERE DOING 
THE HIGH DIVE FROM THE 87TH FLOOR! LOL!!!!! SCREAMING ALL THE 
WAY TO THE GROUND! ALSO IT'S SPELLED V-I-C-T-I-M-S YOU FUCKED-UP 
MORON! ROFL!!! HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH YOUR FANTASY OF ME GETTING 
SMACKED IN THE MOUTH, CAUSE THATS THE CLOSEST YOU'LL EVER COME 
TO IT! THINK OF IT WHILE YOU'RE SITTING OUTSIDE IN YOUR MINI-
JUNKYARD, SHOOTING AT THE TREES! 

Now Walter!! A VICTUM is just how reading with phonics spells 
it!! 

What's wrong with om/cf being a drunk anyway??

!LOL!

Quick quick my l'il darlings and run to the betting shop.
Money on Hillary Clinton.

It's okay Bill.
I don't want your wife.
But thanks for the offer! :)

You sure interested in my backyard, vagina-mouth. Just to keep 
you in the loop, added a sharp 84 Goldwing to the collection a 
week ago. I'd hang a engine from a fucking tree if you were my 
neighbor - just to hear you piss and moan! Man O man you are 
such a nagging, whinny little bitch. You'll make some faggot a 
good wife someday!

On drinking and life: I'll try to keep you updated on my 
exploits in this arena as well since you have no life to call 
your own. Tonight is the start of the Waterfront Festival 
(Goggle it up loser) and there will be three days of music and 
partying -nancy boys like you are weeded out and sent home at 
the gate. LOL! WHEW, three days of good live music (da hometown 
boyz Cheap Trick playin Sunday) Jethro Tull, Uncle Kracker 
(whoever the fuck that is), all friggin types of music, frozen 
cocktails, beer, all kinds of ethnic food, a veritable 
smorgasboard of beautiful babes showing off their summer tans, 
kickin back on my budd's boat to escape the crowds with a couple 
of girls we just met...AHHH, tis good to live life fully.

OH, and one more thing, fuck you loser! ROFLMFAO!!! Spellcheck 
this traitor motherfucker ,,I, > Now stare at that fucking 
screen all night while I go party and compose your little 
comebacks whaile I have fun. Merlyn was right - it must suck to 
be you!

I think you're right -X and U know Who are the same stupid 
asshole. as you can read by his/her/its post to me, X got his 
feelings hurt, and is covering it by "LOL".

  Yeah, right.

  Can you imagine how lonely X must be, if all he can do is pass 
the time by pissing people off? Ah well. His level of functioning 
is pretty low. In a way, I almost feel sorry for him. Can you 
imagine what a miserable life he has to look forward to? X's 
daily agenda must look something like this: 7am; run my mouth
                                            7:01; gey my punk ass 
kicked
                                            7:03; lay on the 
floor in the hallway at school (Montessori, I'll bet) bleeding, 
bruised, and crying while everyone laughs at me         
                                            7:09; get taken to 
the school nurse to be patched up and get a hall pass so I can 
return to class
                                            7:12; return to 
class, get made fun of by everyone in class until the teacher 
makes them stop. Slide down in my seat in embarrassment, knowing 
that people are staring at me and thinking about how badly beaten 
up I was just minutes ago. Also thinking about how stupid I am 
for continuing to be such an asshole after that 11 year old 
kicked my ass in the restroom last week, and gave me a swirley in 
an unflushed commode.
                                            9:12; phys ed. I hate 
this class. I get pushed around and have to lick another boy's 
shoes or else he's gonna kick my ass for talking shit to his 
girlfriend. She watches and laughs. Something snaps inside me. I 
know I'm just a loser for life.
                                            12:07; lunch in the 
cafeteria. I talk shit to another girl. Her boyfriend, 3 years 
younger than me, shoves my face into my food and makes me call 
myself a pussy. I STILL haven't figured out why everyone hates 
me!
                                            1:30; math class. 
Arithmetic. I've been put in this class with the younger 
students, because I still can't add or subtract any double digit 
number. I HATE my classmates because they make fun of me all the 
time. They're always picking on me!
                                            2:40; called to the 
principle's office. She tells me that since I'm always getting 
beat up in gym class, she's making me take home ec instead. 
                                            2:52; I get into it 
with this anorexic-looking chick. She slaps me all around the 
room. It ends with me curled up on a ball on the floor, crying 
and begging for mercy while the girls in the class laugh. 
                                            3:35; I get home, 
masturbate in the bathroom while reading Dog Fancy magazine, and 
sniffing a freshly emptied can of tuna. I cum -almost.
                                            7:42; mom and dad are 
strung out from using the crack pipe. I get on the computer and 
type a bunch of stupid shit on the Afghanistan Government News 
Board. Get my ass kicked by Marie, om/cf, .44, etc. 
                                            9:14; masturbate 
until 11:27. I cum -almost.

  This is a day like any other in my life. I'm thinking about 
removing myself from the gene pool so that I might spare my mom 
and dad any further embarrassment for being related to me. 

  I am X, and this is my life.    
                                         
                          





                

Can you imagine how lonely X must be, if all he can do is pass 
the time by pissing people off? Ah well. His level of 
functioning 
is pretty low._________________________________________________

NO, AND I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW LONELY YOU MUST BE, TO WASTE ALL 
THAT TIME TYPING ABOUT ME. YOU'RE REALLY OBSESSED, AREN'T YOU?
LOL!!!

Just to keep 
you in the loop, added a sharp 84 Goldwing to the collection a 
week ago. I'd hang a engine from a fucking tree if you were my 
neighbor - just to hear you piss and moan!______________________

SORRY, BUT I'M NOT IMPRESSED BY PEOPLE WHO BUY OTHER PEOPLE'S 
JUNK. DO YOU BUY YOUR UNDERWEAR USED TOO? AND BY THE WAY.....YOU 
WOULDN'T HEAR ME PISS AND MOAN ABOUT THE ENGINE; BUT YOU WOULD 
GET A CITATION IN YOUR MAIL INFORMING YOU THAT YOU'LL CLEAN UP 
YOUR PIGSTY, OR HAVE THE FUCK FINED OUT OF YOU. SAD THAT THE 
CITY WOULD HAVE TO TELL A GROWN MAN TO CLEAN UP HIS YARD, BUT 
THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO DRUNKS AND LOW-LIFES I 
GUESS....BABYSIT THEM. MAYBE SOMEDAY WHEN THEY PAVE THE STREETS 
AROUND YOUR PLACE, YOU'LL BE MORE INCLINED TO TAKE PROPER CARE 
OF YOUR HOME.
ALSO, WHEN YOU SHOT OFF YOUR LITTLE CAP GUN OUT IN THE BACKYARD, 
I'D HAVE CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES OUT THERE HAULING OFF YOUR 
CHILD TO A NEW HOME....WITH DECENT PARENTS......AND THE ONLY 
THING YOU COULD DO ABOUT IT IS TO......TIP ONE BACK.....LIKE THE 
DRUNK FOOL YOU ARE. 

Today I simulated fucking Tony Blair up the ass on examnotes.net 
with someone called Papaya egging me on and occasionally 
intervening with a horsewhip.
We got sick of this eventually and we got him into a large crate 
and booted him around the room ..
And all this before breakfast! :)
Later on I went to the law courts about that last will & 
testament of the probably insane Ernest Digweed of Portsmouth.
Nonetheless no one else is paying me jackshit and I need serious 
money.
Later on I told the till people at ASDA that if they'd done the 
right thing then soon enough they'd be sitting on a beach in 
Tahiti ..
Still, you cannot wait around forever for non-existent payments 
from people without Faith, incapable of seeing a golden 
opportunity, always talking and never acting.
I think this is partly the problem: people need fucking acting 
classes or something because it is talk, talk, talk and never DO.
Whether I am awarded them or not, I am claiming back all of this 
year's Oscars.
However Nicole can keep hers and I don't want the animation one -
 it kinda sucks after all.
So please have them posted and I will stick them on one of my 
shelves.
Thanks! :)
Anyway, then I went to Sainsbury's and I went in there all guns 
blazing ...
* ... YOU HAVE NOT EVEN BEGUN TO SEE THE MEANING OF PPPOOOOWER 
YET ...*
* ... WE'RE TAKING ALL THE MURDERING SCUM DOWN!!!!! ... *
* ... RAPISTS TOO!!! .. *
LOL!!
It was my funniest speech for a good long while!!
In the meantime consider this:
If the extraterrestials decide to nuke London and Sydney and I 
have only the chance to save one or the other cities [yes, 
because of that little research grant bollocks that no one can 
pay.] then which one would I save?
And the answer is ............ 
Sydney.
You see my sister lives there at Bondi. 

Tony Blair 
You have f_u_c_k_e_d with the Physics experiments of the Lord 
Blair!
Whatcha gotta say Blair????
LOL!!



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Okay.
One hour.
Les go!
LOL!!



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Richard you are absolutely bloody hatstand mate.

In fact, I'd say you were xonkers. 


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Do not interrupt the session.
Thx.



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Sorry, I'll get my coat then.


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Yes get your coat!
You may not video either.
The little w_hore Blair is not for mass public consumption!
You need to realise this Bearing!!
I warned you!
Now DON'T do that again.



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some arab sheik's supposed to be buying leeds.


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as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching 
magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc, 1989



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yes well these loose w_hores who think they can play football 
should witness me on an offday with a scrunched up packet of 
used condoms ...
If I had my way I'd sack the lot and start all over again with 
some genuine talent.
In the meantime, the best thing is to allow the likes of Alex 
Ferguson to lobotomise them with a nice swift kicking action to 
the head.
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Yeh I'd heard that, problem is he's only a multi millionaire, I 
ask you who wants millionaires these days, what we need is a 
Billionaire.  

Richard, I'm sure you'll be pleased to know that Alastair 
Campbell has resigned as Blair's Spin doctor.


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Richard, I'm sure you'll be pleased to know that Alastair 
Campbell has resigned as Blair's Spin doctor.
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We will not stop until they're all gone.



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I cannot believe how incredibly miserly you are. I mean rock-
hard miserly. Hydrated-rock-hard miserly. miserly, so miserly it 
goes way beyond the miserly we know into a whole different 
dimension of miserly. You are trans-miserly miserly. Meta-
miserly. miserly collapsed on itself so far that even the 
neutrons have collapsed. miserly gotten so dense that no 
intellect can escape. Singularity miserly. Blazing hot mid-day 
sun on Mercury miserly. You emit more miserly in one second than 
our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar miserly. Your writing 
has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this 
miserly. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the 
original big bang of miserly. Some pure essence of a miserly so 
uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of 
physics that we know.

I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of miserly for me. 
After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't 
have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and 
half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest 
of this drivel. Duh.

44 is right. Your a loser. You got a bitch ass attitude and thats 
all. Fuck you X. Fuckin pussy     
                     

I am FAT

 gotta problem wit dat

  I'll suck yur nut sack

  if your black and got crack

  god damn I'm FAT

Came home a little early. The large crowds at night are not my 
thing. Three and four dollar beers annoy me also. Caught some 
guy named Joe Cain -very good and soulfull. He was opening for 
Uncle Kracker, both from Detroit I learned from a lovely young 
gal whose ass was so nice I offered to see if a quarter would 
bounce off it. She wasn't interested im the challange. Drank a 
variety of brews from Bud to specialty beer from a local micro-
brewery - Mmmmmmm, good stuff.

Also caught part of a local gal's show. Get this name, Jinger 
Cristal, a fine bodied 19 year old country version of Brittany 
Spearchucker. And this girl can sing, belts it out real good. 
Also caught a bit of Pistol Pete's show, a local black guy I've 
known for years who can play blues guitar live better than 
anyone, and thats no shit. Recognition in blues is hard to come 
by.

I hope this little update helps you get up off your ass in front 
of that computer and take your scared little ass out into the 
world to enjoy life a little before you're dead. And stop 
obsessing about my backyard, ya fucking freak!

LOL! Like I'm worth dissing!   
                 

THE ONLY REASON I EVER MAKE FUN OF YOUR CUNT IS BECAUSE I DON'T 
HAVE ONE OF MY OWN. DAMN I WISH I HAD BEEN BORN A GIRL! LOL AT 
LEAST THEN I'D HAVE A REASON TO WEARWHAT I HAVE ON NOW! OM/CF IS 
RIGHT. I AM AFRAID TO GO OUT IN PUBLIC. ESPECIALLY DRESSED LIKE 
THIS! MY SISTER SAYS SHE'S GOING TO MAKE ME DO IT THOUGH, SO I 
GUESS TOMORROW NIGHT I HAVE TO GO OUT LOOKING LIKE A SLUT AND SIS 
IS GOING TO HOOK ME UP WITH A SOCCER PLAYER FROM BRITISH 
COLUMBIA. SHOULD BE A FUN EVENING MARIE. WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US? 
I'M GOING TO NEED SOMEONE TO PROTECT ME IN CASE THIS GUY FINDS 
OUT I'M A GUY. I'M KIND OF SCARED AND NOT ASHAMED TO SAY IT.
            

I hope this little update helps you get up off your ass in front 
of that computer and take your scared little ass out into the 
world to enjoy life a little before you're dead. And stop 
obsessing about my backyard, ya fucking freak!__________________-

THANKS! AFTER YOUR REPORT ON YOUR NIGHT OUT, I FEEL THAT MY 
AGORAPHOBIA IS ALL GONE NOW! AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU! I DON'T 
THINK I CAN EVER REPAY YOU!

From: X 
To: Marie 
Date: Sat Aug 30 00:01:50 2003 
Message:________________________________________________________

THE PROBLEM IS, I WOULD HAVE USED UPPER-CASE LETTERS IN TYPING 
MARIE. NICE TRY THOUGH.

I CALLED YOU A "PHONY SISSYBOY" BECAUSE I'M A REAL SISSYBOY, AND 
JUST WANTED TO CLARIFY THAT FACT FOR EVERYONE ON THE BOARD. AND 
ONLY I CANTYPE IN UPPER CAPS.                

IF I HAD A PUSSY I WOULD WANT YOU TO FUCK IT.              

The problem is this:
Get into an Iraqi hospital and see the shedding of the blood of 
the innocent.
Do it now Blair!
We who have the decency to try and preserve life will simply 
look at you and marvel at how very far you have fucked yourself 
deep into the annals of Hell.
We like to smash your non-existent soul to bits.
Sometimes we discuss how this fuck liar scum was reincarnated as 
some fuck virus.
He totally sucks ass and in my opinion if you ever meet him on 
the street then kill that shit fuck known as Blair.
Do him a favour!
I think that you are shit with a capital S!
I am going to smash you into a brick wall and laugh at the meaty 
bloody pieces that we got as a result!
I think that the point is that if you can justify the singlest 
shedding of the blood of the innocent then maybe in that 
situation God might let you OFF!
Recently however we have come to the realisation that ass-fucks 
like you are simply incapable of that kind of thing for the 
simple reason that fuckheads like you value your so called 
*power* beyond the value of ANY other human being that you know.
Excepting me.
Now just take a fucking hike asshole I'm sick of the shit you 
do. Fuck off!!!

That's right.
You have annoyed me?
We will have you lightly killed & roasted by the next full moon!
You are about to die if you have annoyed me!
I'm gonna have your guts for garters you scum!
If you mother or father this particular scum then it is about 
this time you should bid farewell, disown the scum and sorta 
laugh at the fact of your superiority and yet the result was the 
all-time inferiority ..
You look okay to me but the scum that resulted was some weird 
fuckin' trip that I shall be kind enough to rid you of forever!
I will destroy utterly what should be destroyed ...
It will be interesting to watch the groveling fuckheads plead 
for their life ...

If you have annoyed me then you shall die.
I will see to this.

You Spanish fuck asses who annoyed me last time I went into 
London:
Well we are going to fuck you so far into Hell that there almost 
isn't one.
I am going to personally fuck your cheap shit fuck asses so deep 
into Hell.
It will be fun.
I am going to cut you and generally cause you the most intense 
pain that is conceivable ...
I am going to fuck up that Spanish SCUM!!!
Do you know that the Truth of the matter is already written?
Any scum wanna get in my way then hence there is the Result!!
We all feel you deserve it because you do!
Scum!

I am going to kill you and send you to Hell Tony Blair!!
I will do this extremely soon.
It was your own choice ...
*PREPARE TO DIE!!!*

I am simply gonna have you killed fucker!
I'm going to give you a public execution ..
I grow tired of non-entities called Blair ....
Next please.

I fully advocate that God shows you no Mercy and punishes you 
for your Sins!
Bet your bottom dollar that God is coming your way!
I am Jesus Christ!
Who wants to die in a razor blade marvel of a really fucking 
funny cut-throat scum bag murder first???
I WILL KILL YOU!
Have no doubt you cheap fucking morons!
LOL!!

The fact is that I am utterly ruthless.
Those smart enough to apologise well nice one but there are time 
limits here and I am simply not prepared to put up with this 
mind-numbingly dumb stupid chenannigans???
[There is NO official spelling for a word like that which I 
laugh at and call generally rot!]
I think the point here is this:
It is evident that I am pissed off and those fuckers who 
threatened me are all going to die and get fucking tortured to 
and extreme of the most amazing pain in the process ...
Except those who apologize already.
That is a whole different ball game.
I am absolutely serious when I say to Hell with the rest!
LOL ... Ouch!!
LOL ... Ouch!!
It hurts when I laugh.
LOL ... Ouch!! 
Have a nice day!

One false move and I am going to take you OUT!!!
PERMANENTLY.
Now make your move l'il bitch boy cocksucker!
LOL!!
If I had your brains then I would commit suicide ...
The difference here being that I shall truly hasten your 
Death ....
Now come on l'il bitch boy and refute an optical illusion.
Do it NOW l'il bitch boy!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prepare for the Lord to fuck your shit for brsins asshole into 
Hell permanently ..
Yes it is true.
I am Satan.

I am Jesus Christ!
I am that person.
We are about to embark on a great mission to far distant 
stars ...

I am Jesus Christ!
I am that person.
We are about to embark on a great mission to far distant 
stars ...

I am Jesus Christ!
I am that person.
We are about to embark on a great mission to far distant 
stars ...

You sad fucker you 

Instead of spamming the board why don't you just admit it is you?
Do you really believe I want your asswipe job?
I do not.
All I want to do is rocket engines because I'd prefer to stay 
alive and I know what is coming.
Dumbass!!
Your move has only weakened your rather tenous grip on your job.
Don't you see you are finished?
Absolutely no one believes in you anymore.
Get real!

My political agenda is perhaps a little unusual because the very 
first thing I intend to do is have the entire government 
sacked ... :)
They can all go and sign on ..
Perhaps they should seek alternative employment as standup 
comedians ..
Otherwise I don't really have one.
Yet.
I suppose it is something to do while I wait for the money for 
the rocket engines.
So I shall make it my new hobby because the old one involved 
nuclear force though it was justified because I felt cranky. :)

I have seen the *now we are going to see His political writings 
effect!* LMAO!!

I just had/took a bath during which time I came to the 
horrifying realisation that I am more likely to receive an Oscar 
through the post than any money.
I am sorry but I might have to sell it.
Any ideas on their resaleable value?
I think it is a tough one.
Maybe I would not get ten quid for it ..
Otherwise the bath was quite good.

Did you play with your Cock while thinking of shoving it up my 
waste pipe then  

Did you play with your Cock while thinking of shoving it up my 
waste pipe then  
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Not specifically. Why?

YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF A POSITION IN GOVERNMENT. TONY BLAIR WILL 
ISSUE YOU A BRAND NEW PAIR OF KNEE PADS.       
                             

HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER TIED A CAT TO A STICK BY ITS TAIL, AND THEN 
DUNKED INTO A TUB OF WATER? THEY REALLY GET PISSED OFF!! MORE FUN 
THAN THAT IS TO SHAVE THEM, DOUSE THEM IN PORK GREASE AND 
BARBEQUE SAUCE, AND THEN INTRODUCE THEM TO LARGE MEAN SCRAPYARD 
DOGS! JUST TOSS THE LITTLE FUCKERS OVER THE FENCE AND OFF YOU GO, 
ENTERTAINED BY THE SCREAMING OF A CAT BEING RIPPED APART BY FIDO 
AND HIS FRIEND. AM I THE ONLY ONE ON THE BOARD WHO HAS THE 
COURAGE TO DO THESE THINGS?
                                                
     

I'm sorry I keep posting as you, but I'm just so pissed off!
My mother is out on the street, sucking Arab cock again, and I 
have to towel them off when she's done. I wish I had the guts to 
kill myself.

HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER TIED A CAT TO A STICK BY ITS TAIL, AND THEN 
DUNKED INTO A TUB OF WATER? THEY REALLY GET PISSED OFF!! MORE 
FUN 
THAN THAT IS TO SHAVE THEM, DOUSE THEM IN PORK GREASE AND 
BARBEQUE SAUCE, AND THEN INTRODUCE THEM TO LARGE MEAN SCRAPYARD 
DOGS! JUST TOSS THE LITTLE FUCKERS OVER THE FENCE AND OFF YOU 
GO, 
ENTERTAINED BY THE SCREAMING OF A CAT BEING RIPPED APART BY FIDO 
AND HIS FRIEND. AM I THE ONLY ONE ON THE BOARD WHO HAS THE 
COURAGE TO DO THESE THINGS?
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If you do that then you have a psychopathic symptom.
I'd tell you to get help but there patently isn't any for you. 

u |>now who
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Do not post as X please.
It gets fucking confusing.
So it looks like you could be a psychopath.
Studies indicate that harming animals is often a precursor to 
serial killing.
Look around on the net you could probably get some good info.
It is usually the best all round situation that people do not 
become serial killers. 

If you are simply incapable of paying me a salary then I shall 
raise your taxes by 20 percent.
And that was my political agenda.

I'm sorry I keep posting as you, but I'm just so pissed off!
My mother is out on the street, sucking Arab cock again, and I 
have to towel them off when she's done. I wish I had the guts to 
kill myself._________________________

THATS OK, MY STORY MIRRORS YOURS. WANNA PLAY SCHOOL AND PRETEND 
OUR PENCIL DICKS ARE REALLY OUR PENCILS? FUCK THESE BASTARDS 
THAT DON'T UNDERSTAND MAN-BOY LOVE LIKE WE DO.

PISSED YOUR SORRY ASS OFF THAT I SLAPPED YOUR PUNK ASS DOWN, 
DIDN'T IT? LOL!!!

OKAY, I'LL ADMIT THAT I WAS PISSED OFF BY YOU POSING AS ME. I'M 
ALSO PISSED OFF BECAUSE AFTER I READ MY POST ABOVE THIS ONE, I 
REALISED THAT NOBODY WOULD BELIEVE I SLAPPED YOU DOWN. I'M THE 
ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED DOWN. THERE. AND IT ISN'T DIFFICULT TO 
CONFESS. IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS EVER HAPPENED 
TO ME. LOL?                                                

now its time for the doctor to fuck your ass, marie, how about 
you and me baby? i do like you, and love you

I WAS MOLESTED, OK, RICHARD FUCKIN WARWICK, NOW YOU KNOW, I WAS 
MADE TO LICK IT LIKE A POP SICKLE, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, YA 
I WAS GOOD AT IT, BECAUSE STICKY STUFF CAME OUT.

YOU SURE CAN'T GET THAT DICKSUCKIN STUFF OUT OF YOUR MIND, CAN 
YOU? NO WONDER YOU CAN'T POST UNDER YOUR OWN NAME! IF IT AINT 
SELLIN FOR 5 DOLLARS, IT AINT YOU! ROFL!!!!

how much spunk is in your bowel now bitch, bet your little brown 
eye is fuckin sore this morning with all the cock its had over 
the last few days. You must be able to fist yourself up that 
shitter of yours by now.


Fuck Iv'e just Cum up my Monitor and its running down the sceen, 
Marie would you like me to save it and send it to you to swallow 
bitch or do one of you so called me want it 

I WAS MOLESTED, OK, RICHARD FUCKIN WARWICK, NOW YOU KNOW, I WAS 
MADE TO LICK IT LIKE A POP SICKLE, UP AND DOWN, UP AND DOWN, YA 
I WAS GOOD AT IT, BECAUSE STICKY STUFF CAME OUT.
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And the sticky stuff,
Was this glue?
Was this money?
Was this a glue factory you had going?

It was the butler in the library with the candlestick ...

Dear Dimitri,
Did you know that I conduct all of my internet postings from a 
pink padded room? My computer is made out of rubber and is of a 
sufficient size that it would prove incapable of swallowing. 
Sometimes I chuck it against the wall like a frisbee and it 
simply bounces harmlessly off. I have a shoelace. Do not tell 
anyone about this though. I have major plans for my shoelace.
Thank you!
Best wishes,
Richard Warwick

P.S. I get this message when I try to e-mail you. I will just 
keep trying and trying. So far I have tried about 8156 times to 
e-mail you and counting ..


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Q. Is it true that you plan to do absolutely nothing for us 
except rocket engines?
A. As Satan's children you should be deeply touched that I would 
ever even consider such a thing. It could be quite funny though 
watching a prawn do you with a ray gun. In any case, first we 
are doing *War in Space* In my opinion, if you ever wanted me to 
do anything else then you are just going to have to make me want 
to by absolutely showering me with gifts at every single minute 
of each day. [i.e. the survivors]
Q. Satan you fucking asshole, why don't you take it up the ass?
A. You see what I mean? It is actually a deeply ironic 
statement ...

Sorry. Correction. Big mistake. The extraterrestials look more 
like sea horses than prawns. Typo.

sea horses...good , i was worried about that

it was Richard Warwick in the bedroom with his dildo

I POOP OUT OF MY TWAT.

ISN'T THAT WIERD? LOL!!

Twat did you say?   

                            

QUIT THE FUCK TALKING SHIT OUT OF ME, OR I'LL KICK YOUR FUCKING 
ASSES!
                     
               

QUIT THE FUCK TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME, OR I'LL KICK YOUR FUCKING 
ASSES!  
                                    
                     
               

QUIT THE FUCK TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME, OR I'LL KICK YOUR FUCKING 
ASSES! ____________________________

TRY, I'LL FUCK YOU UP YOUR FUCKING ASSES, FAKE LOSER FUCKER. YOU 
FOOL NOBODY, THEY ALL KNOW I'M GAY. IF LOVIN' ANOTHER MANS ASS 
IS WRONG, I DON'T WANNA BE RIGHT BEEEETCH!

I am Jesus Christ.
I speak the Truth.
I don't change my mind later on under any condition or situation 
or time lapse.
What I say goes.
Uri Geller bends spoons.
This is a worse than useless activity because a bent spoon is a 
useless spoon and yet he is worth millions.
David Blaine sits in blocks of ice and on top of poles.
Again, though this is an activity that may draw a crowd it has 
no intrinsic value except to make money.
There is this issue that I have been offering useful services in 
fields like medicine and other teachings for months and yet 
nobody has paid me a bean.
I need a couple of million pounds to fund Physics experiments 
which shall revolutionise our transport systems in the future.
There are other related reasons why I need to obtain this money.
Not today.
Not tomorrow ...
Now.
Now means Now!
It is in fact fundamentally critical that I obtain this money.
It is difficult to have closure on this subject because I know 
that people suffer medically and that I could have made a 
valuable contribution.
Unfortunately when you are staring absolute asses in the face 
who simply cannot react to what I am saying concerning finances 
then I have to draw the line sometime.
I've bent over backwards trying to get this across but still 
nothing happens and furthermore it STILL won't! :)
It is important that I notify you as soon as possible because I 
am aware that many people will have instilled in you a false 
hope that I might be helping you at a future date.
The sooner you know this the better because I don't want you to 
hold onto any false hope because it will simply be a greater 
letdown later on.
I am therefore doing the responsible thing.
Please look to Modern medicine to cure your ailments and cease 
forever to look to me.
It simply is not ever going to happen.
Sorry about that but you have to pay for services like that with 
CASH!
Sorry again.
I am still looking for money to finance the Physics research ..

Ted Nugent rules your fucking asses!

Ted Nugent rules our fucking asses!           

The Nuge does indeed rule and should run for Governor of 
Michigan with the "Motor City Madman" theme. He's 53, its time 
to "Kill It 'n Grill It". LOL! Seriously though, the man makes 
to much godamn sense to stand a chance.

On the topic of music: I understand there were a lot of pissed 
off Harley riders in Milwaukee tonight celebrating the 100 year 
aniversery. A suprise guest was the headliner at the big concert 
and many were thinking along the lines of the Rolling Stones 
when Elton John waddles his gay ass out onto the stage! A large 
part of the crowd made straight for the exits I heard.

So, here we are again, deja vu, all over again. Bombing the fuck 
out of Qaeda/Talibunnies in the mountains of southern 
Afghanistan -- and they hightail it back into Pakistan. Is this 
too fucking obvious that the big thinkers on high can't figure 
it out? No, its too many polititions sticking fucking their 
noses in where they don't belong. See Vietnam for reference 
material. Iraq? See Afghanistan comments.

Hi baby. I've missed you these past few nights. You were so sweet 
to send me the flowers. I LOVED them!! Call me soon okay 
babydoll?  Kiss kiss hug hug

TT              /00\
                 0         

On the question of funding my lifestyle:
What happens when you die?
Do you believe for example that Scientific experiments could be 
devised to settle the issue?
If you believe this then please proceed to devise them.
Naturally you have got yourself some excellent sponsors because 
you are not surrounded by jackasses like I am.
Perhaps because those people have learnt that these sort of 
things cost money?
If you believe utter crap like how Jesus is coming back again in 
2000 years then all I can say is have fun waiting.
I did however establish that God existed.
I did this by flying.
If you missed it - too fucking bad but ordinarily these kinds of 
activities demand a fee.
On the question of spiritual teachings.
Here is the big one:
Prayer does not work.
I've tried it over and over and I have satisfied myself that it 
does not work at all.
If you want to accomplish something then you must act.
For example, had you ever wanted to receive some half decent 
spiritual teachings from me then you could have paid me some 
money.
You didn't.
Hence I will never supply you with this kind of thing.
[Forget the leadership and the additional technology thing too 
please. I will eventually set up a holiday service between Earth 
and Xanadu. This will cost a lot of money. You will be given the 
guided tour and then you will be packed off right back to Earth. 
Capice?]

*demand* should read *command*

There you have it.
I think that the insane situation where I walk around with 
messed up finances and what amounts to *money vampires* had to 
be rectified one way or another.
The various ways you decided that my services were not worth a 
bean?
Blame yourselves.
This is the Judgement of God.
The way you react to a momentous event which is my reappearance 
is now accounted for.
You see that I know that you know that everybody knows all about 
my bank balance.
And yet you do not think that what I have to offer was ever 
worth improving its state.
Too bad.
Now about those rocket engines ....
They are not worth a bean either in my very best estimation.

Oh Sheeeeiiit!! I have seen the *we forgot to pay Jesus his 
pocket money* effect!

Actor. Born Charles Buchinski, on November 3, 1921 in Ehrenfeld, 
Pennsylvania. Though the only one of 15 children to finish high 
school, Bronson worked in the coal mines alongside his brothers 
to support the family. Born to Lithuanian immigrant parents, he 
served during World War II as a tailgunner, then used his G.I. 
Bill to study art in Philadelphia and, intrigued by acting, 
enrolled at California's Pasadena Playhouse. An instructor there 
introduced him to director Henry Hathaway, which resulted in his 
debut film role in You're in the Navy Now. 
_____________________________________________

I will raise a glass and toast this good man this rainy Labor 
Day. As if I really needed a reason, right X? L O L!!! Cheers!

Fueled chiefly by their greed and lust the money merchants also 
got hold of some plain ol' jealousy and simply gave the 
obnoxious concoction a wink and a hint .... ;)
Having drowned themselves in an equally abstruse measure of 
their hideous brew they seeked upon an ambulance ....
Shooken and stirred by the inevitable delay of Accident & 
Emergency which by the way is all done on purpose simply to 
annoy you ....
They suddenly came to their senses and yelled *BUPA!*

hi, im not really dead!! dumb ass, dont believe everything you 
read, throw your computer away. Please

huh? what? did you type something of ignorant content? did you 
dick, what is it you want? 

Hi baby you were right about the anal thing

hi, im not really dead!! dumb ass, dont believe everything you 
read, throw your computer away. Please
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Sorry Charlie...but you are most definatly dead. Get used to it. 
Here's to you. Ya lived a good 'n honest life and in the movies, 
ya killed a lot of scum. Lookout tummy, here it comes. (((BURP)))

no no I am alive. jesus brought me back.

stupid man. I left him all my money ...

http://www.channel4.com/news/2003/09/week_1/01_hutton.html

The hierophant's victim?
Insult me all over again.
To whom however can you draw some comparison?
Why don't you just drop over dead on the spot?

Seems you kids need to get a life and stop being assholes.

You don't have an idea.

Wanna fuck?  This time we'll use my dick.

Grow Up ! !

From: X 
To: Marie 
Date: Sun Aug 31 05:36:54 2003 
Message:
how much spunk is in your bowel now bitch, bet your little 
brown 
eye is fuckin sore this morning with all the cock its had over 
the last few days. You must be able to fist yourself up that 
shitter of yours by now.


Fuck Iv'e just Cum up my Monitor and its running down the 
sceen, 
Marie would you like me to save it and send it to you to 
swallow 
bitch or do one of you so called me want it 


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From: Marie 
To: Richard Warwick 
Date: Sat Aug 30 16:36:27 2003 
Message:
Did you play with your Cock while thinking of shoving it up my 
waste pipe then 
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From: u know who 
To: marie 
Subject: i love you 
Date: Sun Aug 31 01:33:58 2003 
Message:
now its time for the doctor to fuck your ass, marie, how about 
you and me baby? i do like you, and love you
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You are one sick puppy!
I dont know what you think you are trying to accomplish!
Have you a problem with your ass?
Did you like have an operation that removed your colon and you 
are now going potty in a bag attached to your side?
Is there something about the rectal cavity that excites you to 
no end?
Or do you need to just put the pipe down?

From: Richard Warwick 
To: *THAT GUY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR A GREAT DEAL OF PAIN. WHAT A 
FUCKER THAT GUY IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* 
Subject: *LET US ANNIHALATE THE FUCK CALLED BLAIR*
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Not a chance! lol....

not my posts although from now on i love u

huey lewis rules your fuckin asses

*LET US ANNIHALATE THE FUCK CALLED JESSIE JACKSON*

It has a certain ring to it.

*LET US ANNIHALATE THE FUCK CALLED BILLERY CLINTON*

Ahhh, even more soothing.

huey lewis rules your fuckin asses
____________________________________

Huey whoee? Wang Dang Sweet Poontang still rules.

9-11-01 quite the majic act,
 
 srendipity.li/wot/aa11.htm

*LET US ANNIHALATE THE FUCK CALLED JESSIE JACKSON*

It has a certain ring to it.

*LET US ANNIHALATE THE FUCK CALLED BILLERY CLINTON*

Ahhh, even more soothing.
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Guess who is getting the political manifesto?
I need to prepare my US puppet. :)

How are you supposed to resolve this URL?

I understand that your asshole is very dear to you.
Believe me that many is the time that I have paid mine 
compliments - or rather my sweet looking ass.
On the other hand I am all into that virginal purity stuff.
All that Holy Virgin stuff gets me off ...
So can we possibly move the argument on into slightly more 
relevant and interesting areas of discussion?

KD LANG RULES X'S ASS!!
                  

serendipity.li/wot/aa11.htm

LISTEN TO ME, INFIDEL BASTARDS, REPORTS OF MY DEATH ARE GREATLY 
EXAGERATED BY THE GREAT SATAN MEDIA! I AM ALIVE!! THAT BOMBING 
THING WITH THE SHIITES WAS NOTHING MORE THAN a little MISTAKE!

HA! THOUGHT YOU COULD BLAME IT ON ME! HA! I WAS WITH A BURLY MAN 
WITH A BUSHY MOUSTACHE LIKE I HAD, FUCKING HIM HARD IN THE ASS. 
IT COULD NOT HAVE BEEN ME! GOD WILLING, I WILL BE FUCKING HIM UP 
THE ASS AGAIN SOON AND THE GREAT PEOPLE OF IRAQ WILL TOSS THE 
INVADERS OUT ON THEIR ASSES! MMMMMM, ASSES, BIG HAIRY ASSES... 

Yes well I am very sorry but this is simply incorrect.
Why don't you take up airplane spotting?
Notice for example how many commercial airplanes employ red in 
their tail ...
This is an absolutely appalling conspiracy theory!
It doesn't even attempt to provide anything except the most 
laughable infantile reasoning to support its crazy conclusions. 
LOL!!
Just forget it!
I'm going for a beer. LOL!!

My opinion is that he is alive but he was not responsible for 
this attack.
It's your opinion too?
Good! :)
Maybe you are at the Pentagon.
Maybe you are a broadcaster for Al Jazeera.
Maybe you are walking around the lunar craters in the mountains 
of Afghanistan.
Maybe I did *901* .... :)

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Don't be hatin' man! Can't we just all get along?

i had a dream that a big huge 11ft tall man came up to me and 
said the end is near! he had curly red hair and had chains all 
over him he only had one eye!!i wonder what this means.

it means youre a queer.

I would say it means somebody slipped you some blotter acid. But 
if indeed this was drug free dream, I'd say you're talking about
Dajal.

Make that Dajjal. Aparently Dajal with one J is some type of 
cattle breed found in Pakistan and India, not to be confused 
with the Devil or the Anti-Christ.

i had a dream that a big huge 11ft tall man came up to me and 
said the end is near! he had curly red hair and had chains all 
over him he only had one eye!!i wonder what this means.
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It simply means that you are about to get another dream about 
how your maniacal creation will eat you and all of your 
neighbours too! It sucks to be 11ft tall, of a single eye and 
red haired too! I am so very sorry that you suffer from these 
kind of physical ailments! In the meantime, while stock like you 
gets lambasted: 
[http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/exec/steve/2001/10-
10gartner.asp} 
Well do you know that Mr. Fickin Sophistication has already 
decided the outcome of your job appeal specifically with respect 
to the workings/existence [as a net sum] of those machinations 
[when we have a spare mo' we derive from their humour and 
concern for that totality we like to call *The Human 
Condition* ......}
Fuckin' Hell this is weird, Hillary is gettin' the definitive 
doctrine ............
Uh! I like that! 
I mean not you. Hillary.
Have a nice day now! :)

Because you are a piece of shit?
Because we don't want your shitass pizza?
None of us on this board want your pizza .....
Now go rot in hell fuckin' pizza delivery man.

You could look outside your window:
Or you could listen to the television weather reporting.
Provided you are still living.
Well are you?
Punk.

Now Richard, you don't really want to piss off the pizza man do 
you? He's got your 'thirty minutes or less' strapped right to 
his chest!

Now Richard, you don't really want to piss off the pizza man do 
you? He's got your 'thirty minutes or less' strapped right to 
his chest!
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KA........BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
These pizza toppings amuse me endlessly.

Rub the pizza all over Maries naked body, then fuck her up the 
shitter ;-)

I am assuming that you a just a young dumb punk. If not then I 
guess that all you ragheads are all the same..........STUPID!

I fuckin hate Ragheads and Sandmonkeys, they should all be put 
against a fuckin wall and shot in front of their kids, then shoot 
all the litle ragheads one by one. Long live Hitler 

I hate smiley face symbols - they suck. I propose replacing them 
with breast symbols on this board. Here are some suggestions:


Computer Breasts: 


(o)(o) perfect breasts 

( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts 

(*)(*) high nipple breasts 

(@)(@) big nipple breasts 

oo a cups 

{ O }{ O } d cups 

(oYo) wonder bra breasts 

( ^)( ^) cold breasts 

(o)(O) lopsided breasts 

(Q)(O) pierced breasts 

(p)(p) hanging tassels breasts 

(:o)(o) bitten by a vampire breasts 

\o/\o/ Grandma's breasts 

( - )( - ) flat against the shower door breasts 

< o >< o > electric shock breasts 

|o||o| android breasts 

(/)(o) scratched breasts (ouch) 

(%)(o) extra nipple breasts (like Chandler) 

($)($) Jenny McCarthy's breasts 

(^o)(o) zit on your breast 

( o Y o ) poses for SCORE magazine breasts 

Why don't you get a real woman instead of dreaming about tits 
all day on this board? Dingbat

R_iChARd_: Gimme your money.
Backgate!: nooooo
R_iChARd_: now! LOL
Backgate!: give ME A chance TO invest I something SO absurd
that people will BUY IT.
R_iChARd_: Then prepare for *Death by Wabbit* - whatever that
is.
Backgate!: i feel u have THE feeling
R_iChARd_: Hmmm. I will not. Life is not supposed to be an easy
ride.
R_iChARd_: I just saw the lesbian bus convention go by.
R_iChARd_: R U getting this?
Backgate!: Welcome to the Universe! Got Your ticket? No?
WANNA BUY ONE?
R_iChARd_: Tout those and we'll shoot you with a ray gun ..
Backgate!: Yes! A Ronald Ray-Gun!
Backgate!: Or a Arnie ScwartzGUN!
R_iChARd_: Let's have someone dress up in clown clothes and
shoot the touts with a ray gun. Could be funny.
Backgate!: Anything can happen, my friend. ANYTHING.
R_iChARd_: It's really funny but I killed Dr. Kelly dressed up in
clown clothes with a ray gun.
R_iChARd_: For example.
Backgate!: nOT BAD
R_iChARd_: I am watching BBC1
R_iChARd_: I have no porn channels so I am stuck with that.
Backgate!: Most of us , uh, think, I mean don't think.... Most 
of us
just stupidly, I mean stoooopidly watch the news that the
government feeds us...
Backgate!: DA Beeb is DA noise of GOD.
R_iChARd_: The government stoopidly gawk at it too.
Backgate!: The BBC said the Lockness Monster is a hoax.
Scotland is relly pissed off.
R_iChARd_: Extra strong medicine: Add beer & stir in the
sanwiches and swallow the whole fuckbusting thing down.
R_iChARd_: Say something scummy about TB Erik.
R_iChARd_: Do it for me.
Backgate!: Hey. Apart from mint sauce & lamb, i don't see
anything cullinary in UK food. Well, perhaps Haggis.
R_iChARd_: Cod & chips with mint and cranberry sauce and
bovril gravy
R_iChARd_: Tony Blair is like that.
Backgate!: He will get reelected...believe me. But not in 
England.$
Backgate!: Zimbabwe is looking for a new CLOWN.
R_iChARd_: The great Zimbabwean bleeding circus is coming to
town.
R_iChARd_: So you 2 are on 1. :)
Backgate!: nO FUN. rEMEMBER when we 2were on U2?
Backgate!: 34 on Lily
R_iChARd_: My brief televisual career was also a clown act ..
Backgate!: The pif of Lukta on horse-piss-feather-hat.
R_iChARd_: I am a sort of Greenpeace terrorista.
R_iChARd_: I need to drink more and make less and less sense
....
R_iChARd_: I'm going to watch Newsnight next. Isn't life 
exciting?
Backgate!: Listen, I got pissed off at Greenpeace-stand lady the
other day, as I explained that releasing HELIUM-FILLED PLACTIC
BALOONS was equal to throwing PLASTIC nto the ocean. They
never bothered me since.$
R_iChARd_: Do you like Helium bombs?
R_iChARd_: I want to start a collection.
Backgate!: Remember the bicycle pump?
R_iChARd_: It's good but I still prefer Helium bombs -
they make that pretty cracking sound when they go off.
R_iChARd_: I lit a few in the backgarden the other day.
Backgate!: YEAh
R_iChARd_: Yes. We shafted Tony Blair with the bicycle pump.
R_iChARd_: We did it on live TV and everybody laughed and
then we went home.
R_iChARd_: That's when his career really began to take off.
Backgate!: It is uh.. a long time ago, but I think I'll, uh, buy 
some
laughing gas. 
Backgate!: lighter than air, man!
R_iChARd_: Wait. The police woman is coming again.
R_iChARd_: Do you not think it is impressive how quickly I can
type with one hand?
Backgate!: She has a passion for guys like us.$
R_iChARd_: It's the pad man. It's a babe magnet.
Backgate!: impressed,--as it were.
Backgate!: Hey, I wanna come and see U again. Ge t
Backgate!: get organised
R_iChARd_: I wonder if there is anything in my Swiss bank
account ..
Backgate!: Number? code?
R_iChARd_: I know I'll just keep wondering. That is fun.
R_iChARd_: UBS
R_iChARd_: Would you like a blank cheque?
R_iChARd_: I need to buy clown clothes.
Backgate!: Fuck UBS. Close the account NOW!
R_iChARd_: No. I did. They reopened it.
Backgate!: UBS will shaft YOU UP THE ASS
R_iChARd_: Maybe I have another Swiss bank account
somewhere ..
R_iChARd_: Was your experience with UBS a poor one?
Backgate!: Talk to Julian, and Julian ONLY.
R_iChARd_: Guillane guilan July Anne .. Newsnight is on!!
R_iChARd_: Do you mind if I publish this chat on the internet?
R_iChARd_: I'll take out the e-mails
Backgate!: K, GOTTA GO. nICE TALKING 2 u, ALTHOUGH WE
never did talk about the speed of light and beyond. But, hey, 
it's
OK. Nest time we will
R_iChARd_: Yeah we will though. I'll talk to Julian soon.
Backgate!: Pease.
R_iChARd_: I need to do other presentations.
Backgate!: i maen PEACE.
R_iChARd_: In writing and that kinda thing.
R_iChARd_: You okay I publish THIS?
Backgate!: Signing
offffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff..
......................................
..........
Backgate!: Go ahead...
R_iChARd_: ok bye bye
Backgate!: by

I was looking for educated opinions concerning flaws within that 
theory, you are not qualified to present related differences, 
that was obvious in your post to me, please educate yourself.

I was looking for educated opinions concerning flaws within that 
theory, you are not qualified to present related differences, 
that was obvious in your post to me, please educate yourself.
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Try this one you idiot.
The 767 really is a 767.

Why don't you get a real woman instead of dreaming about tits 
all day on this board? Dingbat
________________________________________

ROFLMFAO!!! I think that is the first post you ever made not 
ending with you fucking someone up the shitter. (^o)(o)

You explain nothing, their is no clear evidence it was a 767 
however there is evidence that says its not. Everything is as 
they tell us, hmmmm, no , i think not. This does however require 
an intelligent mind to conceive. You are not of an intelligent 
nature, that is very clear in your reppetitive ramblings. You 
spout garbage with no clear point involved.

You explain nothing, their is no clear evidence it was a 767 
however there is evidence that says its not. Everything is as 
they tell us, hmmmm, no , i think not. This does however require 
an intelligent mind to conceive. You are not of an intelligent 
nature, that is very clear in your reppetitive ramblings. You 
spout garbage with no clear point involved.
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Maybe you are living a conspiracy?
I'm sorry, it was an F-16.
That is what it was.
It was the uni-bomber flying it too.
It really was.

as we laugh at every post you ever typed

uni-bomber , wow richard, your quick with your keyboard, by the 
way why are you always talking to yourself? I know, your a 
british homo :)

Im checking out the threads on FreeRepublic.com the other night 
when I see one titled "How Gay Is Yor Car?" Hmmm...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/974203/posts
__________________________________________________________


To: HitmanNY

"Chicks love my Saab 9-3." 

LOL. Blokes love my Jag.


41 posted on 09/01/2003 7:18 PM PDT by Gabrielle Reilly 
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Hmmmm, a girl that drives a Jag, and I love the name Gabrielle. 
So's me thinks I'll just click on her 'about' page and hooolly 
shit!

http://www.freerepublic.com/~gabriellereilly/

Boooiiing! WTF is a Corporate Spokesmodel? LOL! Who fucking 
cares! Raised by Aborigines in Australia! WTF!!


-----------------------------------------------------------
To: Gabrielle Reilly

LOL. Blokes love my Jag.

I'll bet you could drive a rusted out '73 Pinto and guys would 
love your car!


84 posted on 09/01/2003 7:52 PM PDT by open mind-closed fist
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To: open mind-closed fist

"I'll bet you could drive a rusted out '73 Pinto and guys would 
love your car!" 

LOL. 

I actually love rusted out cars, hot days and dirt roads... 
reminds me of my home in the Outback.


85 posted on 09/01/2003 7:56 PM PDT by Gabrielle Reilly 
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At this point I was unable to function. LOL! And don't even 
think about it stud muffin...she's far to sophisticated for the 
likes of you! She needs a man who's been down a dusty road in a 
rusted out car on hot day! LOL!

Damnest slow server they have there but with a $260,000 annual 
budget it is absolutely clear they could not afford a faster one.

can i suck your cock?

Republicans. You expected different? Damn, I mixed that bimbo up 
with one named Capriole. Capriole is the Corporate Spokesmodel I 
think. There's money in them thar hills Richard, and you want 
money. Now the question is, how low will you stoop to get it?

Low enough to blow your gay dick, where is merlyn?

If Merlyn were up your ass, you'd know where Merlyn was.

Republicans. You expected different? Damn, I mixed that bimbo up 
with one named Capriole. Capriole is the Corporate Spokesmodel I 
think. There's money in them thar hills Richard, and you want 
money. Now the question is, how low will you stoop to get it?
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The point really is that I am not a particularly materialistic 
person. I could do however with material resources at this 
present time. Since I know best what kind of resources I require 
and because for the most part I deal with fools then it simply 
follows that I am best off obtaining money so that I can control 
how this is done. I might fly over to Geneva again soon. Hello 
again EasyJet. Where is my waitress? :) I can probably get Swiss 
investment. Though there are other avenues by which I am 
pursuing money currently or have already obtained it, I am 
talking about a fairly large sum. How low am I prepared to stoop 
for money? Twenty bucks for the Divine body.

Awwwwwww Shiit!! That's right...60% of 'em are Shiite Muslim... 
Does anyone remember? Remember WHY Saddam was backed by the US? 
Yet who is now being set up to RULE Iraq? 
September 11 is coming up and I ask some YEARS later, WTF? This 
12 or so YEARS after our desert storm war with them. Now I am a 
very patient man.... BUT WHAT THE FECK DOES IT TAKE TO GET ONE 
GODDAMN FECKING SAND MONKEY????????!!!!!!!!!!
BUSH SR & JR S.U.C.K. at war. BOTH OSAMA & SADDAM!! ARE STILL 
ALIVE!! !! I think for 40 billion, I ain't askin' that 
much..................
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!  

LOL! This is getting all too serious and know that I am only 
joking. That said, I am on vacation from work this week and 
perhaps Miss Gabrielle can pop into town for the very best ride 
down a dusty road she ever had! LOL! I don't know though...that 
whole raised in the "OutBack" thing sounds a little weird...and 
the bodybuilding thing, who wants a woman that can kick your ass?
ROFLMFAO!!!!

Good job on the tits! High nipples are MY favorite! How about 
Dolly Parton stretch mark breasts ((0))((0)) ? I'm not creative 
with the keyboard, but I have an idea. Can you do a portrait of X 
sucking his grandmother's sagging tits? Now THAT would be one 
amusing (and possibly realistic) picture!    
                                 

Can you do a portrait of X 
sucking his grandmother's sagging tits?_________________________

LOL!!!! IT'S MORE THAN OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS SEXUAL 
PROBLEMS. I'VE NEVER WANTED TO SEE ANYBODY SUCKING ON ANYBODY'S 
GRANDMOTHER'S TITS. ESPECIALLY SOME TRAILER PARK TRASH SUCH AS 
YOURSELF. WHY DON'T YOU BUSY YOURSELF WITH....UMMM.....CHECKING 
OUT THE NUMBER OF AMERICANS KILLED IN IRAQ TODAY? ROFL!

From: om/cf 
To: 
Date: Tue Sep 2 21:15:12 2003 
Message:
If Merlyn were up your ass, you'd know where Merlyn was._________

YOU SURE ARE TALKING A LOT ABOUT HOMO SEX LATELY! BEEN MISSIN IT 
A LOT SINCE YOU GOT LAID OFF?

BUSH SR & JR S.U.C.K. at war. BOTH OSAMA & SADDAM!! ARE STILL 
ALIVE!! !! I think for 40 billion, I ain't askin' that 
much..................
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!!!!!!! ______________________

WHY MERLYN, THAT'S NOT VERY PATRIOTIC! WATCH YOURSELF, YOU'RE ON 
THE VERGE OF SAYING SOMETHING..................ANTI-AMERICAN! 
ROFL!!!!!!!!!! 

http://www.almuhajiroun.com/

THE 'MAGNIFICENT 19' CONFERENCE IS NOT A CELEBRATION
The insistence of the western media, in its onslaught against 
Islam and Muslims, on labelling Muslims and distorting their 
words is not a new phenomenon. Muslims submit to Almighty God 
exclusively, in all our deeds, whether verbal or physical and to 
falsely claim that the event on the 11th September 2003 is going 
to be a celebration, is irrefutably contradicted by the fact 
that Muslims only celebrate two days, Eid ul Fitr and Eid ul 
Adha and any other celebration is an innovation as far as Islam 
is concerned.

Hence the event entitled the 'Magnificent 19', to be held on the 
11th September 2003, is not a celebration, this has not been 
suggested and this is not our intention. Rather the purpose of 
the commemoration of the 11th September 2001, is to examine its 
root causes and the driving force and motivation of the 19 men 
who partook in the operation, in order to have a clearer 
understanding and in order to discuss whether the continuation 
of the causes might result in a recurrence of such events, 
albeit by utilising different ways and means.
__________________________________________________________

Go tell it on a Fuckin Mountain or better yet, hiding in a cave 
you lying piece of fucking camel shit!

YOU SURE ARE TALKING A LOT ABOUT HOMO SEX LATELY! BEEN MISSIN IT 
A LOT SINCE YOU GOT LAID OFF?
______________________________________________
You are such a pathetic little twatler, do try to keep up 
please. I am on vacation this week, one of three weeks I have - 
actually close to a month in back vacation. Dedicated 
motherfucker I am. Sorry, not "laid off" chump.

LOL!!!! AS USUAL, YOU "SKIRTED" THE HOMOSEXUAL ISSUE!!!!!!
ROFLMFAO!!!!

I am not that creative either. Pulled that off GUT (UK Guardian 
Talk) today. (*)(*) 

I could have used the time for something constructive, like 
cleaning up the nigger-dump in my backyard, but fuck it; I've 
been a fucked-up drunkin pig for thins long....why change now?
By the way, want to see some naked pics of my daughter? She's a 
cute little twatler!

You sure do love using the word "nigger". Hmmmm. And still the 
obsession with my backyard. Big HMMMMM. And the ongoing 
obsession with my daughter. Big FUCK YOU PUNK-ASS! Thins? What 
the fuck is thins? Are you refering to that pencil-dick of yours?

LOL!!!! AS USUAL, YOU "SKIRTED" THE HOMOSEXUAL ISSUE!!!!!!
ROFLMFAO!!!!
________________________________________________

Are you asking me to fuck you in the ass? Sure sounds like it 
faggot. Never once in my life have I leaned that way. Go find 
a "girlfriend" somewhere else please. Just put your "skirt" back 
on and slither away little he/she.

And NO, your mouth is NOT a CUNT! Remember that sissy.

LOL!!!! AS USUAL, YOU "SKIRTED" THE HOMOSEXUAL ISSUE!!!!!!
ROFLMFAO!!!!
________________________________________________

Are you asking me to fuck you in the ass? Sure sounds like it 
faggot._________________________________________________________

ACTUALLY, IT SOUNDS LIKE I WAS ASKING NOTHING!!!!
BUT FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU, WHO WANTS SO DESPERATELY TO HAVE A GAY 
ENCOUNTER, ASKING YOU WHAT TIME IT IS WOULD PROBABLY RING THE 
SAME BELLS IN YOUR HEAD!

FOR EXAMPLE: YOUR WORDS: Big FUCK YOU PUNK-ASS!
YOU ARE ALWAYS REFERRING TO GAY ACTIONS AND ASSES!!!!!
WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME OUT OF THE CLOSET?
YOU'RE GAY, AND IT SHOWS.

From: om/cf 
To: little boy 
Subject: Get back to your studies 
Date: Thu Aug 28 19:47:32 2003 
Message:
you sound like a cocksman, are u a cocksman bitch, why not suck 
richards weener?
_________________________________________

What is a cocksman? Did you mean: Cocksmith or perhaps Cockswain?
LOL!

Did you say you wanted to suck my cock? I think you just did in 
a roundabout way._______________________________________________-

STRANGELY, IT'S QUITE OBVIOUS THAT NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT 
HIS COCK, BUT FOR SOME REASON, OM/CF CAN'T GET THE GAY SEX ISSUE 
OUT OF HIS HEAD. IT MIGHT EVEN BE ONE OF THE MAJOR REASONS HE 
DRINKS.

Oh christ, give up you useless turd. (See, he said TURD!) Gay 
sex is in your head, not mine, you projecting child molester.

Bwwhahahaaa! Got an old splintered baseball bat ya can shove up 
yer own ass fag! Will that do ya?

I lover. I'm fingering myself where you had your tongue just a 
couple hours ago. Don't worry sweetie just because you couldn't 
cum doesn't make you any less of a man. That would be impossible 
silly! It was a special moment when you opened up to me and told 
me your worries and other personal information. And don't worry 
about getting a note from home for skipping school tomorrow. You 
KNOW I'll write you a note babdoll!! 

This is an emoticon of your love for me this morning -->O Thank 
you sooooooo much X for putting on lipstick and riding up and 
down my sissy clit. I hope you didn't get whiplash! (giggle)

Take care. Hope to see you again tonight ok baby?

Kiss kiss hugg hug

TT   
                

Have you been to Annecy? Could be a nice place to live ...
Oh look! The gay bus convention just went by.
Tweedle doo Tweedle dum
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
There is nothing I'd rather do!
You are gay little fucks.

Can you really not see your problem. all that was remarked was 
an attempt to understand why things happened and you with your 
cataract-intellect have no understanding of this. It is fine you 
can keep blowing off just as your predecessors did in the late 
60's & 70's about crushing the menace in south-east asia. But 
they lost in the end and had to come home. People are people and 
they dod things for a reason, yes they dod bad, misguided things 
and I do not condone the murder of anyone anywhere, but you have 
to at least try to investigate why it is supposedly happening. 
If you do that and you come up with no resons at all then fine. 
But at least you will have done the intelligent and honourable 
thing. You do not and will not make yourself great or civilised 
by adopting the same brutal stance as the murderous (minority) 
as those 19 men.
How do you think the vietnamese feel about the US, or the 
cambodians who were'nt even at war with the US yet they had more 
bombs and munitions dropped on them than any nation in history, 
vietnam included! their children are still losing their limbs 
and lives even today. If that were you how would you describe 
the US. Having been there I know they do not despise the US, not 
because the US has apologised or made reparations, but because 
they are a meek, intelligent and understanding people who do not 
build their lives around fear and hatred. Just investigate put 
on a different head and try to get into the reasons why it 
happened, you don't have to agree, but it it's your duty to look 
at the whole evidence.

Michael Moore Rocks
we're gonna knight him!

I'd mlike get om/cf and saddam in the same room. Om7cf would 
start pissing his pants at the size of saddams moustache. Then 
he'd have to get on knees and blow the big-kebab sellers root 
until he blew his salty vile-tasting jism down his throat. Oh I 
nearly forgot .44 would also be at the 'never had a baath'-party 
and he'd be rimming saddam's hairy bullet-hole and even I can't 
describe that humiliation. Good boys! 

LOL!!!! AS USUAL, YOU "SKIRTED" THE HOMOSEXUAL ISSUE!!!!!!
ROFLMFAO!!!!
________________________________________________

OM/CF: Are you asking me to fuck you in the ass? Sure sounds 
like it 
faggot._________________________________________________________

you sound like a cocksman, are u a cocksman bitch, why not suck 
richards weener?
_________________________________________

What is a cocksman? Did you mean: Cocksmith or perhaps Cockswain?
LOL!

OM/CF: Did you say you wanted to suck my cock? I think you just 
did in 
a roundabout way._______________________________________________


OM/CF: -Bwwhahahaaa! Got an old splintered baseball bat ya can 
shove up 
yer own ass fag! Will that do ya?

Our hope.
Lord Jesus.
Here is the check/cheque!
Here is your asshole.
It kinda sucks but fucks like you are simply a footnote in 
History.
Did you rip your own Soul to shreds?
Let's have open season with X and how he has finally achieved 
his captive audience ...
I am Michael Moore.
Signing off now.
Stardate X,Y fucking zero fuck one two three ten.

Can you really not see your problem. all that was remarked was 
an attempt to understand why things happened and you with your 
cataract-intellect have no understanding of this. It is fine you 
can keep blowing off just as your predecessors did in the late 
60's & 70's about crushing the menace in south-east asia. But 
they lost in the end and had to come home. People are people and 
they dod things for a reason, yes they dod bad, misguided things 
and I do not condone the murder of anyone anywhere, but you have 
to at least try to investigate why it is supposedly happening. 
If you do that and you come up with no resons at all then fine. 
But at least you will have done the intelligent and honourable 
thing. You do not and will not make yourself great or civilised 
by adopting the same brutal stance as the murderous (minority) 
as those 19 men.
How do you think the vietnamese feel about the US, or the 
cambodians who were'nt even at war with the US yet they had more 
bombs and munitions dropped on them than any nation in history, 
vietnam included! their children are still losing their limbs 
and lives even today. If that were you how would you describe 
the US. Having been there I know they do not despise the US, not 
because the US has apologised or made reparations, but because 
they are a meek, intelligent and understanding people who do not 
build their lives around fear and hatred. Just investigate put 
on a different head and try to get into the reasons why it 
happened, you don't have to agree, but it it's your duty to look 
at the whole evidence.

Michael Moore Rocks
we're gonna knight him!
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THOU SHALT NOT KILL.
WAY TOO FUCKING LATE!

Ever get the impression that the P.M. is made out of pure shit 
of the more disgusting variety?
I'd say you're right.
However, examine your motives very carefully indeed ..
You see, my opinion actually is that he is not so bad after all.
I think I'll just reinvent him for you.
That is the P.M.
That is the Queen too.
I am the cat in the fucking hat.
I will not run this zoo ..
Choke on the fact that your hatred was simply the hatred that a 
little fuck called John was ever so keen on examining his bank 
balance.
Is it good still?
Should we join the Euro?
I have given this considerable thought recently and my opinion 
is .....
Yes. We should.
Then again. Tony Blair thinks this too.

Oh I see the fucking problem Sallyahad. The fucking problem is a 
buncha religious freeks wanting the world to turn the fucking 
clock back to the glory days of Mohammad and rule the world.
______________________________________________________________
How do you think the vietnamese feel about the US, or the 
cambodians who were'nt even at war with the US yet they had more 
bombs and munitions dropped on them than any nation in history, 
vietnam included! their children are still losing their limbs 
and lives even today.
_______________________________________________________________

What O What should I do? Cry? Hahahaa! Harbor the enemy - take 
your fuckin lumps - boo fuckin hoo. Maybe the towel bearing 
nations of the world should take note of this.

I HAVE investigated the problems of radical Islam for two 
fucking years. I have logged on to Jihadi websites and chatted 
with the motherfuckers! I came to the conclusion that killing 
the cockroaches before they kill us, is the only viable approach.
Because no matter what the west does in the way of pacifying 
these murdering fucks, they'll keep coming after us.

Yes, Bush is just that. Jr. has made the mistake his father 
warned him not to make. Now Jr. aint got the ass  to cash the 
check he signed. Congress needs to look at that real hard before 
giving a self empowered thief a BLANK CHECK!
  The Bush Family has cost us $$$$$$$ and is set for life.
                I am beginning to think Saddam is hiding under 
George Bushes bed!

in fact I'm sure of it

I think that we all need to take a step back and a deep breath.  then stop and ask ourselves how our words and actions effect ourselves and those that we have to share our world with. 

"I don't want to get any messages saying, "I am holding my 
position." We are not holding a Goddamned thing. Let the Germans 
do that. We are advancing constantly and we are not interested 
in holding onto anything, except the enemy's balls. We are going 
to twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all of 
the time. Our basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep 
on advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or 
through the enemy. We are going to go through him like crap 
through a goose; like shit through a tin horn!"

the Shiite we step in is our own freggin' Sunni cow pie!
(Saddam)            LOL! 
And in George Bush's case an old saying comes to mind
>>>>>>>>>>Shiit the BED!<<<<<<<
       Kurd & weigh through the U.N. GEORGE!!! 
            

It is perhaps a slightly novel approach:
First I promised to leave the country forever ...
Later on I gave the specific order that the Prime Minister of 
Great Britain is to be assassinated.
Either that or resign Tony Blair.
One assassination coming up shortly. :)
Try shooting the tires and then use a bazooka or a very good 
machine gun.
I will be arranging the invasion of Germany later. ;)
Whatever you do just don't mention the whore.

I think that we all need to take a step back and a deep breath.  
light a match and inhale deeply from the bong! 

If people wonder what is going on or a have a specific question 
on something relevant then they could e-mail me:
rwarwick@croydononline.org
If I do decide to answer your question then the appropriate fee 
will be payable up front.
Thank you for your time.

Drugs SOLVE nothing imbacile.

Question:  Why does a dog lick his own balls?  Answer:  Because He Can.

Good evening. :)
Perhaps you are a little surprised that I've come back to life 
but there we were dealing with a simulation.
In this case however we are trying to achieve the real thing.
How do you kill the prime minister?
It is perhaps a bit puzzling.
I'll think about it some and then post back later! 
Bye for now! :)

Here's a few. I'll do some more later. :)
(1) If you can get him within those telescopic sights just pull 
the trigger. Done. Creep out of the building.
(2) We did the car one and I think his chauffeur is having 
second thoughts now. You would do this kind of attack because 
you have a reasonable chance of getting away and security will 
be minimised in these situations.
(3) Find out who his caterers are and poison his food. Just for 
fun do it bit by bit and have him die slowly.
(4) Kidnap the caterer's van. Downing street you're in. Hand him 
a meal and laugh at him when you suggest that it is a ticking 
bomb. This way is particularly good because I think you'll find 
that these days he's more or less holed up in there. Please do 
not harm the police officers at the gate on the way out. I quite 
like them.
(5) Get into one of the press conferences that are currently 
being held in the basement. News in the making. Blow his head 
off with a gun. It will really surprise the journalists.

Were you thinking of having a go yourselves? :)
(6) You are a trusted intelligence advisor gone bad ...
[Hutton inquiry effect.] The old umbrella trick sounds entirely 
satisfactory.
(7) Be his wife. Kill him in his sleep. Show no mercy. *Death by 
wabbit.*
(8) Suicide is a viable alternative.
In conclusion, there are many ways to kill the prime minister.
I'm just wondering - which one?
Which one do you think Mr. Blair?
Good night! :) 

I have seen the cartoon on the telly effect!!

Why do you think I'm gay because of that shit i type, cocks and 
butt's have nothing to do with my lingo on the board!!! so keep 
talking out your butt. LoL!!!

If I'm not a bloody homo 
The queen mother is a man ;) send the cheque.. please :)

as the board evolves
something dark is lurking
more news to come 
of a horrific nature
as the only interesting news is.....
horrific news

As the milk man is cruising down the dead end street, he notices 
the bullets are not in plain view, he then realizes they are 
exactly where he put them>>>>>>>>>

Liverpool manager Gerard Houllier sends scouts out round the 
World looking for a new striker to replace Emile Heskey and 
hopefully win Liverpool the title. One of his scouts informs him 
of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks will turn out to be a 
true superstar. So Gerard flies to Iraq to watch him and is 
suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Anfield. 
Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down at home to Man Utd with 
only 20 minutes left. Houllier gives the young Iraqi striker the 
nod to go on and he takes off Emile Heskey. The lad is a 
sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for 
Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are 
delighted and the media love the new star. When he comes off the 
pitch he phones his Mum to tell her about his first day in 
English football. "Hi Mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 
20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. 
Everybody loves me, the fans, the players and the media, they 
all love me". "Great," says his Mum, "let me tell you about my 
day. Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were 
raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, 
while you were having a great time". The young lad is very 
upset. "What can I say Mum, but I'm so sorry". "Sorry!" says his 
Mum, "It's your bloody fault that we moved to Liverpool in the 
first place!" 

To cut costs, a managing director is forced to sack an employee. 
After much thought, he narrows the choice down to two young 
members off the office: Jack and Jill. As the pair have near 
identical performance records, he cannot decide who should go. 
So, after hours of deliberation, he comes up with an idea: the 
first person to go to the water cooler on Monday morning gets 
axed. Monday arrives and Jill walks in with a monstrous 
hangover. After a few minutes, she approaches the water cooler. 
The MD walks over, "Jill, I'm so sorry," he says. "But due to 
circumstances beyond my control, I've got to lay you or Jack 
off" "OK," replies Jill. "Could you jack off then? I've got a 
bloody awful headache this morning" 

At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouse bloke - 6ft 
5in tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well 
dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. 
After 3 or 4 beers, the queer fella finally plucks up the 
courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian. Leaning over, 
he cups his huge ear: "Do you want a blow job?" he whispers. At 
this, the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and 
smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he 
proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he 
leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his 
seat as if nothing had happened. Amazed the bartender quickly 
brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" 
he says. "Just what did he say to you?" "I'm not sure" the big 
scouser replies. "Something about a job." 

A drunk named Shamas, walks out of a pub with a key in his hand 
and he is stumbling back and forth.
 
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?" 

"Yessh! Ssssombody stole my car, the man replies. 

The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" 

"It wasss on the end of thiss key" replies Shamas. About that 
time the cop looks down and sees that Shamas's weiner is hanging 
out of his fly, for all the world to see.
 
He asks the man "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing 
yourself?" 

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and, 
without missing a beat, blurts out 
- "SON OF A BITCH -THEY GOT MY GIRLFRIEND, TOO!

A golf tour in Ireland , Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a 
petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The 
pump attendant, obviously knowing nothing about golf, greets him 
in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing 
pro is. "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. 
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the 
nozzle.As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto 
the ground. "What are those?, asks the attendant. "They're 
called tees" replies Tiger. "Well, what on the good earth are 
they for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls 
on when I'm driving", says Tiger. "Feckin Jaysus", says the 
Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything!". 

Hamish was on his way home from a drinking session when he 
decided to take a little sleep in the heather. 

As he laid there asleep two elderly ladies passed by, noticed 
his kilt and decided to settle their curiosity. 

On raising his kilt and observing that he wasn't wearing 
undergarments one of them decided to play a little trick. She 
took a piece of ribbon from her hat and tied it in a little bow 
round his willy. 

Half an hour later Hamish woke up and decided to take a leak. On 
inspection he noticed the ribbon and muttered "I don't know 
where you've been while I was asleep but wherever it was you won 
first prize".

care for a lassie mate?

Old Josh was sat in his garden, sunbathing in the deck chair 
when he noticed his grand-son kneeling on the lawn with a worm. 
When he asked his grandson what he was doing, he found that he 
was trying to push the worm down the hole from which it came. 

"If you can get that worm back in that hole I'll give you 50p," 
said Josh. 

His grand-son sat and thought for a moment, then rushed into the 
house. A few minutes later he returned with his mother's hair 
spray. He picked up the worm by one end and, as he let it hang 
down, he sprayed it all over with the hair spray. The spray set 
and the worm became stiff and hard. It was now easy to push the 
worm back in the hole. Josh was amazed. He gave the boy 50p, 
picked up the hair spray and went indoors. 

About an hour later Josh came back into the garden and gave his 
grand-son  5. 

"But grand-dad," said the boy, "you've already given me the 50p 
you promised." 

"That's from your grand-ma," said Josh.

There's the bloke with a bald head and a wooden leg who gets 
invited to a fancy Hallowe'en party up in Dublin. He doesn't 
know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he 
writes to a fancy costume company to explain the problem. A few 
days later he receives a parcel with a note. "Dear Sir, please 
find enclosed a pirates outfit. The spotted handkerchief will 
cover your bald head, and with your wooden leg you will make the 
perfect pirate." The man thinks this is terrible, because they 
have just emphasised his wooden leg and sunk to terrible 
stereotypes. So he writes a really angry letter of complaint. A 
week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which 
says "Dear Sir, sorry about that, please find enclosed a monks 
habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your 
bald head you will really look the part." Now the man is really 
pissed off, since they have gone from emphasising his wooden leg 
to emphasising his bald head. So he fires back a REALLY rude and 
snotty complaining letter. Two days later, he receives a small 
parcel by courier and a note which reads "Dear Sir, please find 
enclosed one (1) jar of caramel sauce. Pour jar of caramel over 
bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee 
apple." 

Horst McRyder figures that he could make some extra cash by 
starting a chicken farm. He goes to the nearest pet store and 
asks for 100 small chicks. 

Three days later he returns to the store and asks for another 
100 small chicks. Again, a few days later he requests another 
100 small chicks. 

The pet store owner is amazed, "You must have one hell of a 
chicken farm, mate!" 

Horsey says "Nah, mate, it's fucked! None of me chicks are 
growin'! Maybe I don't plant 'em deep enough!" 

care for a lassie mate?
-------------------------------

I've been LOOKIN' missy, I've been lookin'!

http://www.jailbabes.com/

DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT ANYONE ON THE BOARD THINKS I'D HAVE SEX 
WITH SOME DISEASED TRANSVESTITE? EVEN OM/CF DOESN'T BELIEVE THAT! 
WHY DON'T YOU JUST QUIT YOU'RE A LOSER ANYWAY!! OR IS OM/CF 
REALLY TRANSVESTITE TERI?   
                               

DEEPEST REGRETS OVER 9\11 IT IS THE WORST HEART BREAK IVE 
EXPERIENCED. IT WAS A LOW BLOW AND YOU HAVE MY FULL SUPPORT IN 
ANYTHING YOU DECIDE TO DO IN THE NEAR FUTURE US AUSTRAILIANS 
HAVE SUPPORTED YOU IN SOME VERY DIFFICULT SITUATION TO THE BEST 
OF OUR ABILITIES AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO. WE HAVE 
APPRIECIATED YOUR TECHNOLOGIES AND ENTERTAINMENT FOR OVER 200 
YEARS, YOU OUR GREATEST ALLIES THANK YOU.UNFORTUNATLY THE HOLY 
MEN SO TO SAY IN CERTAIN MIDDLE EASTERN COUNTRIES HAVE LOST 
CONTROL OVER CERTAIN MEMBERS IN THERE UNUNIFIED ORDER, SOME SAY 
ITS GIHAD AND OTHERS SAY NOT. DO WE FOLLOW WHAT ONE SAYS AND ONE 
DOESNT? THE HOLY LEADERS AND THE WESTERN LEADERS SHOULD GET IT 
RIGHT FOR ONCE IS THIS REALLY A GIHAD HOLY WAR. AND WE CONSIDER 
ENCOURAGING A SEPPEREATE RELIGEOUS TYPE DIALECT SEPPRATISM FROM 
THOSE WHO ARE THREATING.THERE ARE TOO MANY COMPLEX'S TO THIS 
LONG NAGGING PAIN IN WE CALL THEM TO PUT THERE COUNCIL TOGETHER 
AND MAKE THEM DECIDE IS IT GIHAD..........AND IF IT ISNT PUNISH 
THOSE OFFENDING THE HOLY LAW'S WITHOUT RIOTING. FROM WHAT I SEE 
THERE HOLY LAWS DIFFER FROM ONE CULTER TO THE NEXT THEN THE 
TITLE ISLAM IS NO LONGER ONE CAN WE ESTABLISH BEYOND WITH OUT A 
DOUBT THIS IS MORE THAN ONE RELIGEOUS BELIFE WE ARE TALKING 
ABOUT HOW DOES THE AVERAGE AMERICAN OR AUSTRALIAN INDONESIAN 
MOSELEM DETERMIN ITS GIHAD OR NOT AS THERE ARE IN LANGUAGES 
DIFFERNT DIALECTS ISLAM HAS DIFFERENT DIALECTS THROUGH FAMILY 
HISTORY OF FIGHTING AND GIHAD TO LOOK FOR OFFENDERS WILL 
ADVERTISE THESE AS TATOOS DRESS OR JEWELRY. CLITOROCTMY IS 
PRESENT IN THESE TYPES OF CULTURES. AND THIS MENTAL DISEASE THAT 
FEMALE MUTILATION AT BIRTH IS HOLY SHOULD BE SHOWN TO BE LAWLESS 
AND BIZZAR NOW NOW NOW NOW, AND SHOULD BE  SHOULD BE NIPPED IN 
THE BUD "REMEMBER" ARE THEY AMERICANS OR NOT. ARE YOU AN 
AUSTRAILIAN "YES SIR! YES I AM!" IM AM MY COUNTRY, SURE OUR 
POLITICIANS ARE USELESS AND WHATEVER! WE ARE ALLOWED TO YELL IT 
IF WE WANT AND THATS THE BEST THATS RIGHT NO MORE!!!!PS.HEY CAN 
YOU GUYS WAKE MY COUNTRY MEN UP WE LOST 83 IN THE BALI BOMB AND 
PPL THINK THAT THATS WHERE IT STOPS.AUZZY GUY

I have a question for any muslim living in the U.S.  Correct me if I am wrong about this but I thought that muslims prefer living under the sharia as a system of laws.  In the U.S. our supreme law is our Constitution.  In order to be a good citizen of the U.S. you have to accept that the Constitution is supreme here.  How can a devout muslim do that and stay devout, and how can a devout muslim who aspires to impose the Sharia be a good citizen of the U.S.?

Hey that fuckin 9/11 was fuckin boss man. Loads to see on the 
telly when them two big fuck off buildings fell down "Baaaaang" 
down they went like fuckin snow flakes.




All those Niggers smashed to fuckin bits was really cool.




Can we have another one soon please, as the telly has been shite 

No. This is not a Holy war.
It is about as unholy as it gets.
On the other hand I have made my stance perfectly clear ...
I want those bombings to cease.
If they don't cease then it simply means continued bloodshed.
Look. Are we at least agreed on this former statement?
How are we going to proceed?
I am not certain yet where I am certain I have already made 
definitive statements.

Take him out.
I need to see the headlines.
This is now a requirement.
Please plan this properly so as to minimise problems to yourself 
and to other people.
Thank you. 

Thanks for the good words and the same to you. The U.S. is very 
appreciative for the support of consistant allies like Australia 
and the U.K. over the years. It's hard to tell the shape the 
world would be in if that had not happened.

It is impossible to prevent every single act of terror so 
attacking the scource that puts these terrible thoughts into 
these people's minds makes the most sense. And that is radical 
Islam. Islamic preachers in the U.S. wouldn't dare shout out a 
hatefilled sermen urging all those attending to go out and kill 
every non-Muslim they can find. They would find themselves 
locked up. Freedom of speech has to have some reasonable 
limitations.

Yet, in Saudi Arabia and all over the Islamically governed 
Middle East every Friday these brainwashed idiots run to the 
Mosque for their weekly dose of hate and lies. In the meantime 
their children are being indoctrinated daily in the schools. 
It's their culture. How do reasonable, modern thinking people 
modify a culture/religion most of the free world considers 
backwards and barbaric? Beats the fuck out of me.

Military action is a quick, temporary fix to put a burr in the 
terrorist's saddle for a while but then they regroup with more 
religious nuts joining the fold. Then there are countries like 
France who have allowed a disproportionate number of Middle 
Easterners in, and now they are experimenting with seperate 
Muslim schools to appease the Muslim population. I suppose the 
thought there is, 'if don't give in to their demands they will 
begin bombing us'. Appeasment will only lead to further 
appeasment and probably will not end until France is Islamically 
ruled and Sharia law has been imposed. An unlikely scenerio - 
maybe - but hey, it is France. 

Exactly how many times HAVE you overdosed?

Fuck Off Twat and get a life 

Schwarzenegger, running for Gov. Gray Davis' (search) seat in 
the California recall election, was hit in the shoulder by a raw 
egg as he shook well-wishers' hands on his way to the podium. 

One of his handlers tried to wipe off the egg as the former 
bodybuilder ignored it and continued greeting the crowd. 
Schwarzenegger then removed his yellow sports jacket and 
appeared in just his usual collared shirt -- top button undone 
and no tie.

In his speech, the Republican actor described himself as the 
antidote to the status quo.

Q. Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwartzenegger?

A. They are trying to breed a bullet-proof Kennedy.



"That guy owes me some bacon. You can't have eggs without bacon."
                          - Ahhhhnold

I read a book some time ago of which the premise was that space aliens (the Annunaki) have been with us since the beginning of time and have always called the shots.  Every thousand years or so, they create a new religon so that us poor, dumb humans have another reason to do harm to each other.  I have become suspicous of any religon that has a pre-condition of being either "my way or the highway".  This and other issues is just one of many brain farts currently going thru my mind.

Ohhhhh DAMN! You found us out and yes, we call the shots and are 
far more advanced than regular humanoids. We know what the 
fucking ENTER/CR key is used for!

They are dragons with serious attitude.
Dragons?
Are you fucking nuts?
Well imagine evolution where the dinosaurs did not die out ...
Standing at 2 metres/meters tall they have on titanium armour.
They have bolt on ray guns.
Camouflage?
They're not too bothered.
In fact they decided to paint up their armour bright blue and 
white.
I'd say we're almost certainly fucked.
Be extremely scared of the dragons with their ray guns ...

We Know!  God bless the U.S.A

      Because we do protect Israel, and conquered Satan Hussein


                       Jesus W. Bush

aka: George Washington Bush

I'll beeee Bacccccck muther fuckers

Annu-naki is the work of sitchen, it has been highly debated, 
his translation of certain ancient sumerian texts. Though he is 
a renowned expert on ancient languages.

Zecharia Sitchin

Did Saddam Hussein believe he was King Nebuchadnezzar 
reincarnated? Yes, but why?

My daddy served in the Army and lost his right eye, but he flew 
a flag in our yard till the day that he died.

Did Saddam Hussein believe he was King Nebuchadnezzar 
reincarnated? Yes, but why?
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Use the e-mail.

Use the e-mail

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e-mail, yes, crazy me, yes, where is my Durban Poison?

e-mail, yes, crazy me, yes, where is my Durban Poison?
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Use the e-mail and I will tell you where your Durban Poison is.
I'm magic! :)
It's true.
Just use the e-mail and we'll arrange the fee.

Shall I show you the strength of my convictions?
Or rather the strength of my convictions in you?
I take back everything I said about the Prime Minister yesterday 
and apologise to him profusely.
Still, if you want to kill - go ahead!
I'm not stopping you.
However, on the subject of *money* my universe is strictly 
convictionless! LMAO

I have again seen the *Lady is not for turning* effect!!

Sorry!
Major mistake.
I've consulted with God again and he says that we SHOULD kill 
him after all.
He is getting me the money now but it is too late.

*should* should read *shouldn't*

I have seen the *Lady has done a seven twenty* effect!!

I will personally tear down the entire edifice of *War in Space* 
along with *faster than light travel* and *Xanadu* at a later 
date.
I will perform this comic act with Logic and Reasoning.
I will by then be a millionaire on the beaches of Tahiti.
Either way I don't give a fuck.
And most certainly I don't give a fuck about you.
Why should I?
Give me ONE good reason.

I decide to do more nativity play yesterday. 
There was no room in the inn so I sat in my hideous room waiting 
for the gold, frankincense & myrrh to show up.
It never did.
No wise people.
I saw the Star of Bethlehem itself.
It was a colossal Space explosion.
Reenacting imaginatively the Holy Virgin was funny.
They're rare.
I thought that the hay and the animals were particularly scummy.
But hey, what can you say?
.. No room at the inn.
As usual we shall forget to give Joseph even the merest mention.
Why?
The sheep farmers should all emigrate to the outback of 
Australia.
I couldn't give a XXXX for 'em! 


__________________
I am currently up for hire.

Oh my God , I knew it all along.  Now I can go to my shrink and tell him that I was right after  all.  By the way, what is the enter/cr key used for?

How about if I just bloody you up a bit then. You piece of 
shiite.     
                         

Faster than Light travel?
Up your ass!
If you ever see a brightly colored/coloured armour plated 
extraterrestial dragon with a bolt on ray gun then you're 
probably dead already.
Otherwise do not run for the hills.
That's where the hill billies live and just like in the film 
*Deliverance* the hill billy will fuck you up the ass and force 
you to *OINK!!* like a pig.
[You know that one that plays the banjo - that's Tony Blair that 
is.]
No. 
It is the incorrect course of action.
If you ever see a brightly colored/coloured armour plated 
extraterrestial dragon with a bolt on ray gun then you're 
probably dead already.
Otherwise run for the bomb shelter.
And the freezer.
And just 24 hours later ...
... the tins of Heinz baked beans.
And the blow up dummy.
And what else did I pack?
I have got precisely two tuning forks.
I'm going to end my Physics career right here and right now.
I'm going simply for the hidden bomb shelter.
It's much easier.

All is calm as I pop the top on my flask of fire all is calm but 
tell me about the end 



 why do i have to die?

show me how to live


and i will 

show you 
 

 how to die

:)                :(

show me the penis

my finger is in my naughty place, and it feels sooo fucking 
good, tastes good too, I am so hot for you!!!!!!!!

TOOOOOOOOOO    LATE   ____


        You have already threatened the prime ministers life 












                      You will now be investigated



         as all threats must be investigated.    knock knock 


                 KNOCK

From: Marie 
To: Richard Warwick 
Subject: you r sexy 
Date: Thu Sep 4 21:33:38 2003 
Message:
my finger is in my naughty place, and it feels sooo fucking 
good, tastes good too, I am so hot for you!!!!!!!!
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Yeah Right! Try someone else Moron.

my finger is in my naughty place, and it feels sooo fucking 
good, tastes good too, I am so hot for you!!!!!!!!
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I understand and this is normal.
Unfortunately I have consulted the blow up dummy and for that 
kind of payment you are strictly off territory.
The only possibility is that the blow up dummy deflates but she 
is looking very spruce and firm at this very minute.
Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She just farted!
I'd say there is a possibility after all.

I am going to fuck a moron?
Well fuck that!
I'm off to bed.

TOOOOOOOOOO    LATE   ____


        You have already threatened the prime ministers life 












                      You will now be investigated



         as all threats must be investigated.    knock knock 


                 KNOCK
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I don't really care about little jackrabbits called prime 
ministers.

From: om/cf 
To: Marie 
Subject: Jessie Jackson arrested in Yale protest 
Date: Mon Sep 1 16:46:52 2003 
Message:
*LET US ANNIHALATE THE FUCK CALLED JESSIE JACKSON*

It has a certain ring to it.

*LET US ANNIHALATE THE FUCK CALLED BILLERY CLINTON*

Ahhh, even more soothing
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HaHa! WTF? I could live with that lol...

From: angel of death 
To: 
Date: Wed Sep 3 19:25:15 2003 
Message:
as the board evolves
something dark is lurking
more news to come 
of a horrific nature
as the only interesting news is.....
horrific news
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Oh you just go ahead and try it! I'm quite sure the American 
public is ARMED and waiting for you. It's us you better watch 
out for this time. Play around our waterways, train tracks, 
etc., like thiefs in the night we will be watching, waiting, 
and wont lose one minute of sleep over sending you to meet 
Allah! 

At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouse bloke....
-------------------------------------

What's a Bloke?

Give up the Web Tv and get a comp, you will be glad you did! :)

From: Richard Warwick 
To: Marie 
Subject: you r sexy 
Date: Thu Sep 4 21:41:27 2003 
Message:
my finger is in my naughty place, and it feels sooo fucking 
good, tastes good too, I am so hot for you!!!!!!!!
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-
I understand and this is normal.
Unfortunately I have consulted the blow up dummy and for that 
kind of payment you are strictly off territory.
The only possibility is that the blow up dummy deflates but she 
is looking very spruce and firm at this very minute.
Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She just farted!
I'd say there is a possibility after all.
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That wasnt me goofball lol...

Hey shitball, where the hell are ya? It's just not a full day 
without having you around to bitch-slap.
                              
                                   

Is your life so empty that you have to come here every day, and 
try to start shit?

Thursday September 4, 11:05 PM 
Afghan-US offensive ends with 124 militants killed

KANDAHAR, Afghanistan (AFP) - A major joint Afghan-US offensive 
against hundreds of suspected Taliban dug into the mountains of 
southeast Afghanistan has finished with around 124 militants 
killed, Afghan officials said Thursday.

Up to 1,000 Afghan soldiers supported by US troops and aircraft 
had been engaged for more than a week in the major operation 
against suspected Taliban and al-Qaeda bases in the mountains of 
Daychopan district of Zabul province, 300 kilometres (190 miles) 
southwest of Kabul. 

US-led coalition Special Operation Forces and 10th Mountain 
Division troops backed by aircraft had Saturday launched a fresh 
offensive in the Daychopan area, dubbed Operation Mountain Viper.

"In the 12 days of fighting around 124 Taliban have been killed 
whose bodies have been found on the ground and maybe they have 
taken some other bodies and injured with them," Zabul 
intelligence director Khalil Hotak told AFP.

He said five government soldiers were also killed and seven 
injured. One US soldier died in an accidental fall.

Hotak said the remaining militants had fled and government 
forces now controlled the district.

"The Taliban have escaped and we are in total control of 
Daychopan. At the moment there are no enemy forces in the area 
anymore but you never know what is going to happen tomorrow," he 
said.

"Now they are no longer there as a force but we are waiting to 
see from where they will reappear."

Up to 1,000 Afghan soldiers supported by US troops and aircraft 
had been engaged for more than a week in the major operation 
against suspected Taliban and al-Qaeda bases in the mountains of 
Daychopan district of Zabul province, 300 kilometres (190 miles) 
southwest of 
Kabul.___________________________________________________________

ALL THAT TO KILL A MEASLY 129 AFGHANS.........ROTFLMAO!!!!! 
PROBABLY A 500,000,000 DOLLAR OPERATION!
OPERATION: BANKRUPT AMERICA!

From: Marie 
To: .44 
Date: Thu Sep 4 23:36:21 2003 
Message:
Is your life so empty that you have to come here every day, and 
try to start shit?
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HaHa I didnt write that!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
From: .44 
To: X 
Date: Thu Sep 4 23:17:36 2003 
Message:
Hey shitball, where the hell are ya? It's just not a full day 
without having you around to bitch-slap.
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But I was rolling over this Lmmfao!!!

Thanks. I'm still laughing over X's apparent love affair with 
some perv calling himself "Transvestite Teri"! With any luck, 
Transvestite Teri will be like the trans in "Silence of The 
Lambs". I can just hear Teri telling X, "It puts the 'lotion' on 
its skin"!

                          
    
                       

  

But I was rolling over this Lmmfao!!!___________________________

YES, AND IN ONE MORE WEEK, I WILL BE LAUGHING AT THE 2ND 
ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY THE PIGS WERE SLAUGHTERED! ROTFLMAO!!!!

ALL THAT TO KILL A MEASLY 129 AFGHANS.........ROTFLMAO!!!!! 
PROBABLY A 500,000,000 DOLLAR OPERATION!
OPERATION: BANKRUPT AMERICA!
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Its highly doubtfull they were all Afghans. Kill them there, or 
kill them here - easy choice. You are talking out of your ass, 
as usual - you have no fucking idea what the cost was. But 
you'll sure as hell act like you know. Whatsa matta, Compaq goin 
down the tubes so the sky is falling? Cheer up, all the economic 
indicators are pointing the right direction again.

One twenty four dead religious freeks that want to derail all 
the good we've done in Afghanistan for those people is a damn 
good thing, but anti-American fucktwats like you can't see past 
the end of your nose. I remember you whinning about how fast we 
would leave Afghanistan leaving the people high and dry and 
complaining about that. Now we're staying to long and it's 
costing too much money. Fuck off, all you ever do is complain.

If your so godamned concerned about the cost of the WOT I'll 
tell you where we can save a shitload of money. France and 
Germany (surprise, surprise) don't want to help the Iraqi people 
through the U.N. and even if they did it's through the U.N. so 
the U.S. would be covering the lion's share of the costs anyway.

I propose the U.S. leaves the U.N. and kicks all the caviar 
eating diplomats the fuck out of America. This would save one 
fucking hell of a lot of money and since we are always prompted 
to join up with the U.K., Australia and a few others to get one 
fucking thing done in the world anyway. Fuck 'em. Let fucking 
France handle the next crisis, we'll keep our money. Sound Good?

I'M NOT COMPLAINING! I'M LAUGHING AT YOU, AND YOUR FUCKED-UP 
COUNTRY! I'VE BEEN WONDERING: DO YOU THINK I SHOULD PUT OUT A 
SECOND-ANNIVERSARY EDITION OF MY 9-11 CD'S? THEY DID SO WELL THE 
FIRST TIME OUT! YOU SAY YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT? THAT'S OK, MY 
NEW CAR IS IN THE GARAGE, NOT IN THE BACKYARD...

YES, AND IN ONE MORE WEEK, I WILL BE LAUGHING AT THE 2ND 
ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY THE PIGS WERE SLAUGHTERED! ROTFLMAO!!!!
-------------------------------------------------------

Yeah, right. In one more week you'll be typing your shit on your 
computer and keeping your big fucking mouth shut in public - 
just like you did this week and every week for the past two 
years.

THINK WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!! LOL!!!!

AND HAVE YOURSELF ANOTHER DRINK!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

...AND THINK ABOUT ALL OF THE THINGS THAT YOU'RE GONNA DO 
SOMEDAY........

....BUT FIRST........HAVE ANOTHER DRINK!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....BUT FIRST........HAVE ANOTHER DRINK!
_______________________________________

You buying tightwad?


Some More Questions from the Back of the Class 
Pondering the cycle of violence and other modern wonders. 
by Joel Engel 
09/05/2003 12:00:00 AM 


WHY IS IT that a suicide bombing that kills 21 innocents, 
including six children, is not considered a violation of 
the "road map" ceasefire, but retaliating against the leaders of 
the group that perpetrated the massacre is considered a 
violation that leads to the abandonment of the ceasefire? 
(Sample line from a Reuters report, dated August 30: "Islamic 
militants renounced a seven-week-old truce a week after Israel 
killed Hamas's second-ranking political leader, Ismail Abu 
Shanab, by destroying his car with a missile after a suicide 
bombing killed 21 people in Jerusalem.") 

Why are those who are killed accidentally by Israeli rockets 
intended for terrorist leaders called "bystanders," while those 
murdered intentionally by Palestinian bombers are just "people"? 

Doesn't the word "collaborator" refer to someone who betrays his 
side to the enemy during wartime? So why, when Palestinians 
blithely murder Palestinians accused of doing business with Jews 
do we pretend that Palestinians do not consider themselves at 
war, one people against another? And why do we expect Israel to 
ignore this stubborn fact? 

When Palestinian prime minister Mahmoud Abbas warned Israel 
to "understand that there is no military solution to the 
Palestinian-Israeli conflict," why did he not repeat the same to 
Hamas and Hezbollah and all the other terrorist groups who've 
publicly and repeatedly stated that peace can never be made 
with "the Zionist entity" under any circumstances? And why do 
press reports repeatedly allude to the terrorists' desire 
for "statehood," when by their own words what they desire more 
is genocide? 

What does it say about Reuters that its reporters consider 
Israeli prime minister Ariel Sharon "right wing" and Yasser 
Arafat "the icon of Palestinian nationalism"? 

Will the issue of Palestinian dancing and celebrations after 
every deadly bombing ever become more important to the debate 
than whether Israel releases terrorists from prison? 

When Mario Cuomo, who's considered the patron saint of New York 
liberalism, tells the Times that California's recall election 
is "too much democracy," why isn't that a big story? Doesn't it 
confirm the hypocrisy of liberal elites, that they proclaim love 
for the little man but actually have only contempt for him? 

If, as Walter Cronkite insisted in a recent column, the opposite 
of liberal is "intolerant," then why does the Democratic party's 
only unifying message these days seem to be deep-seated hatred 
for the president--in other words, intolerance? 

Why, when General Wesley Clark rants paranoically about alleged 
White House plots, does the press take him seriously enough to 
report the stories with a collective straight face, but when 
Ross Perot ranted paranoically about conspiracies and plots did 
the press laugh along with the rest of us? And why is Clark 
considered by many Democrats to be their possible savior, when 
his great claim to fame was a bombing campaign that killed an 
extraordinary number of "bystanders" because his goal was to 
lose not a single American on the ground? Shouldn't the leftists 
who accused of us waging a racist war against Iraq have been out 
in force as Clark's bombs rained down on the Balkans? 

What, exactly, are the draconian penalties that will be levied 
on Iran for lying to the International Atomic Energy Agency 
about its uranium enrichment program? A stern rebuke? The 
disappointment of diplomats? United Nations sanctions? 
No "Baywatch" reruns? Or anger at Israel? Hey, isn't it time we 
sent Jimmy Carter to Tehran? 

Wouldn't the president guarantee his re-election by replacing 
Dick Cheney with Condi Rice? Doesn't Rice stand a better chance 
against Hillary Clinton in the fall of 2008 than any other 
Republican on the horizon? If Rice isn't asked to replace 
Cheney, can't a good case be made for voting Democrat next fall 
as a way of ending Hillary Clinton's presidential ambitions four 
years later? 

Do you think the University of Michigan, which announced a new 
admissions policy that's supposed to make room for "students of 
all walks of life and backgrounds," sends academic recruiters 
into Appalachia? 

Which is the greater number: Prisoners murdered by convicted 
murderers not sentenced to execution, or innocents who've been 
wrongly convicted and executed? 

If the economy is as bad as the Democratic contenders keep 
telling us, how come I can never find a parking spot at the 
mall? 

Just wondering. 

 

YES, AND IN ONE MORE WEEK, I WILL BE LAUGHING AT THE 2ND 
ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAY THE PIGS WERE SLAUGHTERED! ROTFLMAO!!!!
----------------------------------------

And I'm sure they are looking down at you shaking thier heads 
and thinking, he knows not what he says. Then they look at each 
other and grin and think, he isnt comming with us anyway!!

WOW! EVERYBODY WHO DIED ON 9-11 IS GOING TO HEAVEN?
YOU MUST HAVE AN INSIDE SOURCE!
TELL US MORE MARIE! IS IT SOMEONE AT THE NATIONAL STAR?

Well that's kind of alot of quesions for one night lol..
I'll get back to you on that though!

Oops I didnt know that was for X, I'm tired!
X do you not realize that you sound like a total Moron when you 
talk like that? Go to sleep!

AL QAEDA'S AGENDA FOR IRAQ 

By AMIR TAHERI 


September 4, 2003 -- 'IT is not the American war machine that 
should be of the utmost concern to Muslims. What threatens the 
future of Islam, in fact its very survival, is American 
democracy." This is the message of a new book, just published by 
al Qaeda in several Arab countries. 
The author of "The Future of Iraq and The Arabian Peninsula 
After The Fall of Baghdad" is Yussuf al-Ayyeri, one of Osama bin 
Laden's closest associates since the early '90s. A Saudi citizen 
also known by the nom de guerre Abu Muhammad, he was killed in a 
gun battle with security forces in Riyadh last June. 

The book is published by The Centre for Islamic Research and 
Studies, a company set up by bin Laden in 1995 with branches in 
New York and London (now closed). Over the past eight years, it 
has published more than 40 books by al Qaeda "thinkers and 
researchers" including militants such as Ayman al-Zawahiri, bin 
Laden's No. 2. 

Al-Ayyeri first made his name in the mid '90s as a commander of 
the Farouq camp in eastern Afghanistan, where al Qaeda and the 
Taliban trained thousands of "volunteers for martyrdom." 

Al-Ayyeri argues that the history of mankind is the story 
of "perpetual war between belief and unbelief." Over the 
millennia, both have appeared in different guises. As far as 
belief is concerned, the absolutely final version is represented 
by Islam, which "annuls all other religions and creeds." Thus, 
Muslims can have only one goal: converting all humanity to Islam 
and "effacing the final traces of all other religions, creeds 
and ideologies." 

Unbelief (kufr) has come in numerous forms and shapes, but with 
a single objective: to destroy faith in God. In the West, 
unbelief has succeeded in making a majority of people forget God 
and worship the world. Islam, however, is resisting the trend 
because Allah means to give it final victory. 

Al-Ayyeri then shows how various forms of unbelief attacked the 
world of Islam in the past century or so, to be defeated in one 
way or another. 

The first form of unbelief to attack was "modernism" (hidatha), 
which led to the caliphate's destruction and the emergence in 
the lands of Islam of states based on ethnic identities and 
territorial dimensions rather than religious faith. 

The second was nationalism, which, imported from Europe, divided 
Muslims into Arabs, Persians, Turks and others. Al-Ayyeri claims 
that nationalism has now been crushed in almost all Muslim 
lands. He claims that a true Muslim is not loyal to any 
particular nation-state. 

The third form of unbelief is socialism, which includes 
communism. That, too, has been defeated and eliminated from the 
Muslim world, Al-Ayyeri asserts. He presents Ba'athism, the 
Iraqi ruling party's ideology under Saddam Hussein, as the 
fourth form of unbelief to afflict Muslims, especially Arabs. 
Ba'athism (also the official ideology of the Syrian regime) 
offers Arabs a mixture of pan-Arabism and socialism as an 
alternative to Islam. Al-Ayyeri says Muslims "should welcome the 
destruction of Ba'athism in Iraq." 

"The end of Ba'ath rule in Iraq is good for Islam and Muslims," 
he writes. "Where the banner of Ba'ath has fallen, shall rise 
the banner of Islam." 

The author notes as "a paradox" the fact that all the various 
forms of unbelief that threatened Islam were defeated with the 
help of the Western powers, and more specifically the United 
States. 

The "modernizing" movement in the Muslim world was ultimately 
discredited when European imperial powers forced their 
domination on Muslim lands, turning the Westernized elite into 
their "hired lackeys." The nationalists were defeated and 
discredited in wars led against them by various Western powers 
or, in the case of Nasserism in Egypt, by Israel. 

The West also gave a hand in defeating socialism and communism 
in the Muslim world. The most dramatic example of this came when 
America helped the Afghan mujaheeden destroy the Soviet-backed 
communist regime in Kabul. And now the United States and its 
British allies have destroyed Ba'athism in Iraq and may have 
fatally undermined it in Syria as well. 

What Al-Ayyeri sees now is a "clean battlefield" in which Islam 
faces a new form of unbelief. This, he labels "secularist 
democracy." This threat is "far more dangerous to Islam" than 
all its predecessors combined. The reasons, he explains in a 
whole chapter, must be sought in democracy's "seductive 
capacities." 

This form of "unbelief" persuades the people that they are in 
charge of their destiny and that, using their collective 
reasoning, they can shape policies and pass laws as they see 
fit. That leads them into ignoring the "unalterable laws" 
promulgated by God for the whole of mankind, and codified in the 
Islamic shariah (jurisprudence) until the end of time. 

*********************************************************
The goal of democracy, according to Al-Ayyeri, is to "make 
Muslims love this world, forget the next world and abandon 
jihad." If established in any Muslim country for a reasonably 
long time, democracy could lead to economic prosperity, which, 
in turn, would make Muslims "reluctant to die in martyrdom" in 
defense of their faith. 
*********************************************************

He says that it is vital to prevent any normalization and 
stabilization in Iraq. Muslim militants should make sure that 
the United States does not succeed in holding elections in Iraq 
and creating a democratic government. "If democracy comes to 
Iraq, the next target [for democratization] would be the whole 
of the Muslim world," Al-Ayyeri writes. 

The al Qaeda ideologist claims that the only Muslim country 
already affected by "the beginning of democratization" and thus 
in "mortal danger" is Turkey. 

"Do we want what happened in Turkey to happen to all Muslim 
countries?" he asks. "Do we want Muslims to refuse taking part 
in jihad and submit to secularism, which is a Zionist-Crusader 
concoction?" 

Al-Ayyeri says Iraq would become the graveyard of secular 
democracy, just as Afghanistan became the graveyard of 
communism. The idea is that the Americans, faced with mounting 
casualties in Iraq, will "just run away," as did the Soviets in 
Afghanistan. This is because the Americans love this world and 
are concerned about nothing but their own comfort, while Muslims 
dream of the pleasures that martyrdom offers in paradise. 

"In Iraq today, there are only two sides," Al-Ayyeri 
asserts. "Here we have a clash of two visions of the world and 
the future of mankind. The side prepared to accept more 
sacrifices will win." 

Al-Ayyeri's analysis may sound naive; he also gets most of his 
facts wrong. But he is right in reminding the world that what 
happens in Iraq could affect other Arab countries - in fact, the 
whole of the Muslim world. 

E-mail: amirtaheri@benadorassociates.com 

http://www.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/4879.htm

From: Richard Warwick 
To: Marie 
Subject: you r sexy 
Date: Thu Sep 4 21:41:27 2003 
Message:
my finger is in my naughty place, and it feels sooo fucking 
good, tastes good too, I am so hot for you!!!!!!!!
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I understand and this is normal.
Unfortunately I have consulted the blow up dummy and for that 
kind of payment you are strictly off territory.
The only possibility is that the blow up dummy deflates but she 
is looking very spruce and firm at this very minute.
Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She just farted!
I'd say there is a possibility after all.
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That wasnt me goofball lol...
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Marie. Let's fuck!
I shall sire something or other with you.
You game? LMAO

Hey X!
You're that Democrat candidate for the White House aren't you?
Dean whatever the fuck his name is.

Wanna fuck with my finances?
Take FLT and shove it!
Do you know that I am now planning on doing this?
Covertly.
Naturally.
I'm leaving you to the dragon with the bolt on ray gun.
Don't tell me that you don't deserve precisely that.
You do.

What kind of bugging equipment have you got?
Time to go for 25th generation bugging equipment.
How the fuck else will you ever steal my technology?
Just for fun I am saying *go for it!*
Wax messianic with me .... :)
How do you beat the bugging equipment?
It is actually exceedingly easy.
Just employ a damn good antiseptic.
Follow this up with a mild astringent and then a good deodorant 
to try and clear the air of those sick motherfuckers and there 
sick fuck viewings.

Lmao!

Oh God Help us all! We are screwed! Not ONE of them remotely 
resembles anything Presidential! And where was 'ol Al Sharpton?
This is going to be a sickening race for the White House!
He aint the best, but he aint the worst either, I think I will 
stick with what I've got!
Now if Billery/Shrillery joins in, they are just going to look 
like the laughing stalks they are. Hurricanes, all of them, 
full of alot of wind, and tears. Running away to Oklahoma, and 
Arizona so they dont have to vote!@#$#@! The Democratic Party 
has gone straight to hell! Well not that they were that much 
above there anyway. 
On a worse note:
Anybody been thinking about that plane we have had missing for 
about the last 6 months from what was it Algeria? Africa?
Is there NO way to trace that thing? I mean it's a 747 or so 
isnt it?
I dont like what's brewing about out there! With 9-11 
aproaching Again, Something is up! And it's not up any of your 
asses! Or Mine!
If anyone has any recent updates on that plane, I would sure 
like to read about it tonight! 

Marie, you run for President.

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** Send him the $ and he'll heal your sick friend!!            **
** Offer still open.                                           **
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(1) Drinking
(2) Growing a beer belly.
(3) Listening to the stupid women say they want to fuck me.
(4) Drinking again
(5) Washing my hair and carefully blowdrying it.
(6) Being a many dental floss reel messiah.
(7) Picking my nose and having the police women look at it with 
a running commentary.
(8) Posting up shit on this site.
(9) Incitement to murder
(10) Scowling and grimacing
(11) Supporting the fishing industry
(12) Laughing at anything even remotely psychologically 
associative with Bovril.
(13) Laughing about the bolt on ray gun.
(14) Duck counselling

Don't forget the bovril gravy! :)
How do I wriggle out of this one?
Quite easily.
I do in fact agree that treason should be a capitol offence.
The question however is who is committing it.
Which person could that be Mr. Blair?
Which one do you think?
Which one Mr. Blair?? LMAO

The whole idea of starving J.C. of finances is the most insane 
idea ever.
Nonethless, since you wish to play the money game with me - well 
hmmm let's see ...
(1) I have my friends already thanks. I have about three. They 
live in another country. Thanks but no thanks. Permanently. I'll 
prove it to you too. I am indeed being nice. :)
[That was the funniest line of the entire posting IMHO.]
(2) Celebrity chefs? Fuck off! [Thanks for the invites]
(3) Fairfield Halls?  Fuck off! [Thanks for the invites]
Goodbye an evening at the theatre, ballet or the opera.
Forever!
Amen.
I have decided to retain ... cinema. :)
(4) All sporting events.
I am prepared to attend one funeral.
Guess whose?
Have a bloody nice evening and chew on that.
More to come.

I have seen the *Lady is not for turning* effect!!

Sorry! :)
I forgot concerts.
You wonder why really.
Band stand music please.
Band stand music only.

Previous posting: since I am trying to do this accurately then 
please include church music.
Band music could be good for space ship launchings.
If we are sending them to their certain deaths then I would 
promote wholesale use of cymbals.
As far as culture is concerned: what AM I prepared to do?
(1) Walks in parks and forests. Golf courses but only at night 
time now. Sorry.
(2) Museums - free ones obviously.
(3) Art galleries - ditto ditto ditto.
(4) Auctions - I declare them to be culture.
(5) Amphitheatrical bloodlettings.
(6) The public underground.
There are probably some others but you get the idea ..

If my computer only had a vagina, Hmmmmmmm, that would be better 
than the gay parade in london square...

because you are 1 weired fucker

I'm alone, cause i am a FAT PIG, who wants to fuck a stinky FAT 
PIG ? you i hope :)  ???????????????

Two Irish blokes go to a fancy dress party, but neither are in 
fancy dress. The hostess says "Listen lads, you will have to go 
home and get changed, this is a fancy dress party" 

"What's the theme, missus" asks one of the blokes "Well", 
replies the hostess "It's emotions" "Emotions?" says the other 
bloke "Yep", says the hostess "See that guy in green, he's envy. 
And that fella in red, he's anger". "Right so" say the Irish 
fellas, and off they go. 

When they return an hour later, they are both naked. One has his 
willy in a pear and he is holding a bowl of custard in which 
rests his friends willy. "What on earth are you meant to be?" 
asks the hostess to which the man with the pair says "Well, I'm 
deep in dis pear, and he's fuckin' dis custard" 

From: Richard Warwick 
To: Marie 
Date: Fri Sep 5 19:51:08 2003 
Message:
If my computer only had a vagina, Hmmmmmmm, that would be better 
than the gay parade in london square...

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From: Snake 
To: Richard 
Subject: why are you alone?........ 
Date: Fri Sep 5 20:06:07 2003 
Message:
because you are 1 weired fucker

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From: Marie 
To: Richard Warlick 
Subject: do u like fat women ?? 
Date: Fri Sep 5 20:08:20 2003 
Message:
I'm alone, cause i am a FAT PIG, who wants to fuck a stinky FAT 
PIG ? you i hope :)  ???????????????
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Fuck off and dissipate into a nebulous nefarious non-existentual 
anti-orgasmic paper bunny rabbit with nasty teeth and a fuck 
shit me not spoken word complex.
[And shit for brains.]

Anybody game for some more jokes? I got a thousand of 'em!!!

Marie - Seriously, you've never heard the word 'bloke' before?
Shit fire, there's a joke in that somewhere.

S'up, pigshit? When you celebrate Sept 11, be sure to tell 
everyone in your town about it. With just the right amount of 
luck, we'll all get to read about some skinny, faggoty, 
pimply-faced, fuckheaded loser known by some as X getting his ass 
shot to death. If we were ever to meet, I will kill you.   
    
                                        

                                 

IF WE WERE EVER TO MEET, I WILL KILL YOU, BUT I WILL MAKE YOU 
WATCH ME SLAUGHTER YOUR FAMILY FIRST!
HAPPY 9-11!

Again, I will dumb this down so that you can understand it: If we 
ever cross paths, you are dead. 

                                   

I AM HAVING A 911 PARTY IN MY MOUTH AND YOU ARE ALL FORMALY 
INVITED TO CUM!

AGAIN, I WILL DUMB THIS DOWN SO THAT YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IT: IF 
WE EVER CROSS PATHS, YOU'LL WATCH ME SLIT THE THROATS OF YOUR 
LOVED ONES.
HAPPY 9-11!

The next move is yours. Six feet under, I'd suggest.   

                       

count on me mate. I'll fuck ya up the shitter too.

With your lack of intellect, and your mental illness, you 
compensate with a big mouth. You know it, and so does everyone 
else who reads your shit. The only "victories" in life you can 
even hope for is to succeed in pissing other people off. But you 
can't even get THAT right. I'm not pissed off at you. You are 
simply disgusting, you're just another yapping little dog. X, I 
would suggest to you that you act like a bitch on the rag, and 
that is exactly how you behave. Removing you from the gene pool 
can only lead to good things. Now then. Prove me wrong about you 
by saying something intelligent for once. 

                                      

Eat shit and die, pussy.   

                          

Considering that the only thing you have going for you is your 
big mouth, you ought to go out and turn a few tricks at your 
favorite gay bar. Maybe your transvestite "girl" friend will 
enlist your services.     

                                

Hellooooo. Where ARE you X? Pussied out did you, or have you 
already gone out to turn some tricks for your daddy?   
    
                      

MY FAVORITE GAY BAR IS IN NEW YORK CITY! IT;S CALLED "GROUND 
ZERO", 3,000 FAGGOTS GOT "BONED" THERE ON 9-11! 
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

THE OTHER DAY I WENT TO THE DOCTOR BECAUSE I'VE BEEN CONSTIPATED.
THE DOCTOR SAID I NEEDED A SUPOSITORY AND CAN YOU IMAGINE THE 
PLEASANT SURPRISE I HAD WHEN I FELT IT GO IN, BUT BOTH OF THE 
DOCTORS HANDS WERE CLUTCHING MY SHOULDERS!

Seeing as how you've proved yourself just another worthless 
bitch, I leave you to your fave transvestite. Why not take your 
alter ego Zig Fag along? I'm sure he'd like to suck "her" dick 
just like your daddy does.    

            

SORRY FOR THE ABOVE.......I PUT THE X WHERE ZIG ZAG FAG SHOULD 
BE!

MY FAVORITE GAY BAR IS IN NEW YORK CITY! IT;S CALLED "GROUND 
ZERO", 3,000 FAGGOTS GOT "BONED" THERE ON 9-11! 
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Don't worry. Your day will come. At least the worms will get oral 
with you though.    

                              

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW THE LITTLE SISSY'S RELYING ON KARMA, SINCE HE'S TOO MUCH OF 
A PUSSY TO DO ANYTHING HIMSELF! POOR LITTLE CUNTBOY!!!!! LOL!!!!

Instant Karma's gonna get you,
Gonna look you right in the face,
Better get yourself together darlin',
Join the human race,
How in the world you gonna see,
Laughin' at fools like me,
Who on earth d'you think you are,
A super star,
Well, right you are.

Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun,
Well we all shine on,
Ev'ryone come on.

Instant Karma's gonna get you,
Gonna knock you off your feet,
Better recognize your brothers,
Ev'ryone you meet,
Why in the world are we here,
Surely not to live in pain and fear,
Why on earth are you there,
When you're ev'rywhere,
Come and get your share.

Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun,
Yeah we all shine on,
Come on and on and on on on,
Yeah yeah, alright, uh huh, ah - .

Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun,
Yeah we all shine on,
On and on and on on and on.

Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun.
Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun.
Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun.
Yeah we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun.

Instant Karma's gonna get you,
Gonna look you right in the face,
Better get yourself together darlin',
Join the human race,
How in the world you gonna see,
Laughin' at fools like me,
Who on earth d'you think you are,
A super star,
Well, right you are.

Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun,
Well we all shine on,
Ev'ryone come on.

Instant Karma's gonna get you,
Gonna knock you off your feet,
Better recognize your brothers,
Ev'ryone you meet,
Why in the world are we here,
Surely not to live in pain and fear,
Why on earth are you there,
When you're ev'rywhere,
Come and get your share.

Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun,
Yeah we all shine on,
Come on and on and on on on,
Yeah yeah, alright, uh huh, ah - .

Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun,
Yeah we all shine on,
On and on and on on and on.

Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun.
Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun.
Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun.
Yeah we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun.

Just about everybody on this board, probably everybody you know 
in real life, hell even your parents, wouldnt waste one minute 
of sleep knowing you were wiped off the face of the earth about 
now! Dont write checks with your mouth now, that your ass cant 
cash later!!

LOL!!! YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST LITTLE CUNT! FIRST YOU TALK ALL BIG 
ABOUT WHAT YOU'LL DO IF YOU EVER MEET ME, AND WHEN YOU FIND THAT 
I'LL BUST YOUR HEAD WIDE OPEN, AND WIPE MY ASS ON YOUR CUNT 
MOTHER'S FACE, YOU TURN AND RUN LIKE A SPINELESS CUR 
SAYING,"YOU'LL GET YOURS!!! ROFL!!!! IF THAT AINT A TYPICAL 
PUSSY AMERICAN! LOL!!!!!!!

Anyone who reads your posts considers the source, and laughsat 
you for being such a fucked up loser. X is a masochist 
apparently, X is.   

                            

It don't get any bloody gay'r 'n that.

Just about everybody on this board, probably everybody you know 
in real life, hell even your parents, wouldnt waste one minute 
of sleep knowing you were wiped off the face of the earth about 
now! Dont write checks with your mouth now, that your ass cant 
cash later!!____________________________________________________

JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY ON THIS BOARD IS A GUTLESS PIECE OF SHIT, 
FIT ONLY TO DIE LIKE THE USELESS PIGS WHO WERE SLAUGHTERED ON 9-
11, ALONG WITH THE TRASH THAT WAS INCINERATED IN THE OKLAHOMA 
CITY BOMBING.

Obviously there is only one pussy and that is you, X. Have you 
anything new or original to add, or are you just going to try to 
bore me to death?    

                  

Well? I'm awaiting yet another one of your insights...   

                  

IF YOU WERE BORED, YOU WOULDN'T RESPOND!
I, ON THE OTHER HAND, AM TIRED OF ARGUING WITH FUTURE TERRORIST 
VICTIMS.
BYE NOW!

Your remarks toward the dead are not working if pissing people 
off is what you are trying to accomplish! It only makes you 
look more and more incompetant, and stupid! 

I ALMOST FORGOT......
HAPPY 9-11!

I am seriously shaking my head in disbelief that you could be 
such a MORON! 

I've kicked your ass on the board. You're too stupid to see what 
is obvious. You're in denial. And yes, if our paths ever cross I 
will kill you. Nighty-night.    

                                     

                              

OH, THE PARTY, DUH ME. GO TO OMAHA, NEBRASKA AND STOP AT ANY 
TRUCK STOP AND ASK WHERE THE GAYEST BAR IN TOWN IS, THE ONE THAT 
HAS THE QUEER THAT CAN WRAP BOTH FEET BEHIND HIS NECK.

I'll meet you anytime you want! Just let me finish cleaning up 
my nigger dump of a backyard, and my nigger dump of a house, and 
after I get my mulatto-mutato of a daughter to pull up her 
panties, I'll be on my way!

MY FAVORITE GAY BAR IS IN NEW YORK CITY! IT;S CALLED "GROUND 
ZERO", 3,000 FAGGOTS GOT "BONED" THERE ON 9-11! 

I apologise for my earlier posts if they offended you. No offence 
was intended. No hard feelings?   
               

Don't go postal on me 44! I was just fucking with you! I don't 
want any trouble from you. If I offended you then I must 
apologise. Forgive me?   
                                 

You know, one of my most favorite/favourite occupations ever is 
to laugh my fucking guts out at the money freaks.
That's right!
The money freaks. :)
LOL!!
Those kinda freaks ... well we are still working out their 
ultimate Destiny.
[Please do not clamour Hell all at once. I have gauged the 
feeling and it's a well worn opinion of .....
Guess who? :)
The money freaks!
LOL!!
Here I emphatically close the square braces reminding everyone 
that when it comes to money I'm talking about serious quantities 
and no half-baked money moron will ever possess that kind of 
quantity.
Thanks anyways.
Money moron!
Have a nice time at the zoo.
After which you may wish to peruse the paintings at the National 
Gallery.
Frankly, it is all up to you.

Don't go postal on me 44! I was just fucking with you! I don't 
want any trouble from you. If I offended you then I must 
apologise. Forgive me?   
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Yes we forgive you X.
How is your political campaign going so far?
Have you got all the money you need yet?

On the question of the finances ....

Why are they not all dead yet?
I mean what the fuck is keeping you?
When you plant that thing down .... well:
Say a little prayer for me! :)
Forever and ever ..

Don't forget to feed the cat.
Thanks for warning us fucking morons but as usual nobody in a 
month of Sundays will pay the blindest bit of notice.
About the airspace:
You stupid fucking clowns have not got the slightest hope in 
hell of ever shooting that 747 down.
Do you know that they will be present at your Sunday simulated 
terrorist strike action?
Examine closely the CCTV.
They are laughing their guts out at you.
Um, typically this is on a Wednesday but nobody is quite sure 
these days.
Um, fuck you too!
Can't say I blame them really.

Please stand well back from the Houses of Parliament as they 
explode.
We would not want anyone to get hurt.
Thank you.
Effect!!

I knew it! I knew there was something terribly wrong with that 
paper Al-Jazeera! Conspiring with the enemy bastards. If anyone 
knows how to hack, could you please take that bullshit of a 
site down? Thank You, In Advance! 

From: om/cf 
To: all 
Subject: Jokes 
Date: Fri Sep 5 22:16:20 2003 
Message:
Anybody game for some more jokes? I got a thousand of 'em!!!

Marie - Seriously, you've never heard the word 'bloke' before?
Shit fire, there's a joke in that somewhere.
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I know I am behind the times here but, no, I dont believe I 
have ever heard/read "Bloke" before, or if I have, I dont 
remember it lol...
Jokes would be a good thing today!
Might have to look at them later though, ugh I hate working on 
Saturday's. But that would be an enjoyable switch!

I knew it! I knew there was something terribly wrong with that 
paper Al-Jazeera! Conspiring with the enemy bastards. If anyone 
knows how to hack, could you please take that bullshit of a 
site down? Thank You, In Advance! 
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Yeah!
Well let's fuck!
May I first see the health clearance certificate?
Thanks! :)

Here I am fucking Marie over the burnt out ashes of Parliament.
UH! UH! UH!
You were a good fuck.
UHH!

Jaysuus Keerisst Richard, ya could explain the definition of 
bloke to the lady before starting off on a wanking session!

Bloke generally means - a guy. Its a U.K./Aussie term. In a 
sentence - X is possibly the queerest bloke walking the face of 
the Earth.

Al-Jazeera (English version) was hacked back in March in a 
denile of service attack which sent the viewer to a pro-USA 
site. It was very cool. They just recently got the English site 
operational again.

http://english.aljazeera.net/HomePage

So with the resignation of Abbas the peace plan is in the 
crapper. Israel tried to kill the founder of Hamas, a 67 year 
old parapeligic fucking death cultist in a wheelchair. Just 
missed. Only slightly injured. Just Damn.

Yesterday the IDF cornered the top bombmaker for Hamas in a 
seven story apartment building and attempted to apprehend his 
criminal ass. He lights up the IDF troops with an AK and they 
proceed to evacuate the building, set explosive charges, and 
demolish the building with the perp inside! LMFAO!!! Fucking 
excellent! Fuck those 28 families that lost their home and 
everything they owned.

Note to the U.N.:

Since you plan to sit on your asses in regards to Iraq, perhaps 
the situation in Israel might interest you? I realise there are 
no big weapons inspection paychecks to be earned and it may cut 
into the lavish dinner party schedule, but at least consider 
doing SOMETHING. Being irrelevent is not a good thing, 
especially considering the amount of money your organization is 
being paid to be irrelevent. 

I bloke her in.
Uh!!! UHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
It was good.
UGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

*Since you plan to sit on your asses in regards to Iraq*
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Well you know they did just happen to get the shit bombed out of 
them recently.
The situation is that George Bush can't be seen to back down and 
will only try to gain partial support from the U.N. with regards 
to sending more troops.
The French?
Just forget it.
So that is the situation.
Forget those long rambling conferences about forming new 
governments.
This Al Jazeera site:
Where are the T.V. listings? :)

Instead of sending more troops ...
Why not pull the whole lot out? :)
Do it relatively slowly and observe whether there is developing 
anarchy.
Chances are there won't if you can get those local lads trained 
up quick.
You should be able to do that in couple of weeks or so.
And they could learn on the job.
The reality of the situation however is rather different.
Why truly are the U.S. & British troops there?
Well, the U.K. don't want to send more troops now because the 
U.S. have been all naughty and greedy and want to gobble up all 
of the oil and the [building] contracts for themselves.
Maybe they will all fry in the furthest netherlands of Hell.
We'll see. :)

lets send more troops and kill motherfuckers , we love to kill, 
u are a dumb ass, your views are that of a retarded child, u 
live on this fuckin board, that makes you the board bitch. 

Well you know they did just happen to get the shit bombed out of 
them recently.
____________________________________________

The U.N.? France and Germany were bombed? Well that certainly is 
good news. :) 

I heard you mother was the first million dollar whore, lets tell 
the board how she earned that million>>>>> shall we?

she charged $1.00 a head at the million man march, what a smart 
girl :)

u sound like Blowdick's bitch

ANOTHER USE OF THE WORD BLOKE: THAT BLOKE OM/CF; HE SURE HAD HIM 
A NIGGER-FUCKING WHORE OF A MOTHER!

she charged $1.00 a head at the million man march, what a smart 
girl :)
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Er, actually she worked in the research department of Proctor & 
Gamble.

she charged $1.00 a head at the million man march, what a smart 
girl :)
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That?
Holy?
Are you out of your fucking minds??
ROFLMAO!!

I've come to the conclusion that you are not in the slightest 
bit interested in my plans around here.
If you did you'd invest heavily.
Though I am still looking for private investment which I shall 
invest only on their behalf.
I am now planning on carrying out my plans in another country 
and benefiting those people - not you unless you move there.
I think the point is that you have been given more than your 
fair share of time and you have to eventually close the offer.

ANOTHER USE OF THE WORD BLOKE: THAT BLOKE OM/CF; HE SURE HAD HIM 
A NIGGER-FUCKING WHORE OF A MOTHER!
________________________________________
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you knew my family - right. I was 
responding to your actual postings from last night which were 
queer. At least.

You sure do love using the word "nigger". How did you get to be 
such a racist? Do you have a deep seated fear of black people? 
Were you a victum of a crime commited by a black? Or are you 
just a fucking pussy?....scratch that last Q, that answer has 
been well established already. 

WASN'T ME POSTING.......BUT FUCK YOU ANYWAY.

Go ahead and avoid the questions and NO, you cannot "BUT FUCK" 
me ya freakin Homo! 

YOU WANT ME TO ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT A POST THAT ISN'T MINE?

A Pennsylvania State Trooper pulled a car over on I-81  about 2
>
>miles north of the Pa/Md state line. When the Trooper asked 
the  
driver
>
>why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a 
magician  and
>a juggler and he was on his way to  Harrisburg to do a show 
that night
>at the Zembo Shrine Circus  and didn't want to be late.
>
>The Trooper told the driver he was  fascinated by juggling, 
and if the
>driver would do a little juggling for him  that he wouldn't 
give him a
>ticket.
>
>The driver told the Trooper that  he had sent all of his 
equipment on
>ahead and didn't have anything to  juggle. The Trooper told 
him that 
he
>had some flares in the trunk of his  patrol car and asked if 
he could
>juggle them.
>
>The juggler stated  that he could,so the Trooper got three 
flares, lit
>them and handed them to  the juggler.
>
>While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in  
behind the
>patrol car, a drunk got out and watched the performance 
briefly,  he
>then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got 
in.
>
>The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the 
patrol car,
>opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was 
doing.
>The  drunk replied, "You might as well take my butt to jail, 
cause
>there's no way  in hell I can pass that test."

After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama bin Laden made 
his way to
the 
pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.

"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. 
Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up 
from 
behind: "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave 
you 
death!"  Henry punches Osama on the nose.  James Madison comes 
up 
next, and says, "This is why I allowed the Federal government 
to 
provide for the common defense!"  He drops a large weight on 
Osama's 
knee.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of 
Roanoke, 
James Monroe and 65 other 18th-century American 
revolutionaries. As 
he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl 
him 
back toward the gate where he is to be judged.

As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, 
he 
screams, "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies: "I told you there would be 72 Virginians 
waiting 
for you. What did you think I said?" 

I think you said that the London eye is one Hell of a good place 
to get a view of Government ...

I think you said that the London eye is one Hell of a good place 
to get a view of Government ...
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I think the point here being that if you truly believe that 
potential terrorist capturing information like that ain't worth 
a dime then to Hell with ya's!
I'll just take it back.

Congratulations. :)
You have successfully passed the Spiritual Initiation.
I knew .. JUST KNEW .. you had it in you! :)
Strawberries & Cream all round!
Fantastic news!
You evaded the good stuffing *a la mode porcupining!!!*

What does it all mean?
What is this porcupining?
It means he loves us really ... 
Yes! :)
LMAO

burn your computer, on and on and on, what the fuck are you  
talking about? No one cares

fuck off you scouse cunt! everyone know that your on this 
board 'cos we smell your rent-boy, smak-head arse. If your mom 
and sister keep sucking old-boys off behind mcdonalds, we gonna 
give them a fucking good kicking that their twats won't forget.
your whole city is a fucken shitehole full of thieving, smak-
injecting are-eh-calm-down cunts! You even allow french 
p dophiles to run your shite football team, and they are fucken 
shite, the only way you'll get a premiership trophy is by 
nicking the fucker. Fucking cunts moaning over hillsborough, it 
was a bunch of pissed-up, thieving, (cheap)tracksuit-wearing 
cunts with no tickets who killed children from their own town, 
so stop blubbing and blaming every other fucker. Because 
everyone else blames you.

you sound like a product of incest, I would love to bounce your 
head off concrete

NO EASY ANSWER
The following concerns a question in a Physics 
Degree exam at Copenhagen University:

"Describe how to determine the height of a 
skyscraper with a barometer."

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microsoft-com:office:office" /
 One student replied:

"You tie a long piece of string to the neck of 
the barometer, then lower the barometer from 
the roof of the skyscraper to the ground. The 
length of the string plus the length of the 
barometer will equal the height\of the 
building."

This highly original answer so incensed the 
examiner that the student was failed 
immediately. The student appealed on the 
grounds that his answer was indisputably 
correct, and the university appointed an 
independent arbiter to decide the case. 

The arbiter judged that the answer was indeed 
correct, but did not display any noticeable 
knowledge of physics.

To resolve the problem it was decided to call 
the student in and allow him six minutes in 
which to provide a verbal answer, which showed 
at least a minimal familiarity with the basic 
principles of physics.

For five minutes the student sat in silence, 
forehead creased in thought. The arbiter 
reminded him that time was running out, to 
which the student replied that he had several 
extremely relevant answers, but couldn't make 
up his mind which to use. On being advised to 
hurry up the student replied as follows:

"Firstly, you could take the barometer up to 
the roof of the skyscraper, drop it over the 
edge, and measure the time it takes to reach 
the ground. The height of the building can then 
be worked out from the formula H =3D 0.5 g x t 
squared. But, bad luck on the barometer.

"Or, if the Sun is shining you could measure 
the height of the barometer, then set it on end 
and measure the length of the shadow. Then you 
measure the length of the skyscraper's shadow, 
and thereafter it is a simple matter of 
proportional arithmetic to work out the height 
of the skyscraper.

"But, if you wanted to be highly scientific 
about it, you could tie a short piece of string 
to the barometer and swing it like a pendulum,  
first at ground level and then on the roof of 
the skyscraper. The height is worked out by the 
difference in the gravitational restoring 
force: T =3D 2 pi [sq root (1 - g)]. 


"Or, if the skyscraper has an outside emergency 
staircase, it would be easier to walk up it and 
mark off the height of the skyscraper in 
barometer lengths, then add them up.

"If you merely wanted to be boring and orthodox 
about it, of course, you could use the 
barometer to measure the air
pressure on the roof of the skyscraper and on 
the ground, and convert the difference in 
millibars into feet to give the height of the 
building.

But since we are constantly being exhorted to 
exercise independence of mind and apply 
scientific methods, undoubtedly the best way 
would be  to knock on the janitor's door and 
say to him: 'I will give you this nice new 
barometer if you tell me the height of this 
skyscraper.'

The student was Niels Bohr, the only Dane ever 
to win the Nobel Prize for Physics 

you sound like a product of incest, I would love to bounce your 
head off concrete
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That's not very nice. Find some links on social etiquette and 
never consider such things again.

burn your computer, on and on and on, what the fuck are you  
talking about? No one cares
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And then what?
Shall I use one of my other computers?

And then what?
Shall I use one of my other computers?


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      no

sociall etiqutte ? why?

Because of all that drama queen finishing school crap.
That's why!!

Midnight and 2 minutes and 22 sec precisely G.M.T. [British 
Summer Time - one hour behind]
Monday, September the 8th 2003
Nobody wants their sick friend healing.
In my estimation that person could have been a Quadriplegic and 
instantly healed ..

CCTV at the ready! :)
Nicole Kidman - E. Croydon station
Val Kilmer - LIDL
Denzel Washington - where I get the beer.
Sebastian Coe - ASDA
Paula Radcliffe - ASDA
Jordan - ASDA
Sarah Matravers - ASDA
All of the sprinters the next day after London meeting - ASDA!! 
LOL!! But in Purley ..
Madonna - Whitgift Centre
Marilyn Manson - Mayday Road
Jim Morrison - Mayday Road/Geneva various and Paris too .. :)

From: Richard Warwick 
To: 
Subject: *WONDERFUL NEWS!!!! JESUS RETURNS!!!!* 
Date: Sun Sep 7 19:12:32 2003 
Message:
Midnight and 2 minutes and 22 sec precisely G.M.T. [British 
Summer Time - one hour behind]
Monday, September the 8th 2003
Nobody wants their sick friend healing.
In my estimation that person could have been a Quadriplegic and 
instantly healed ..



He isnt due in till the 9th

You cheater I want a divorce

No.
I don't even like you anyway.
Try putting that one through the courts!
You want a divorce?
Huh?
Wanna play TOUGH????
LOL!!!

In my estimation that person could have been a Quadriplegic and 
instantly healed ..
________________________________________________

If Jesus can wipe that bad case of ugly off Arafat's face, I 
will be convinced. I'll bet the IDF beats him to it.

In my estimation that person could have been a Quadriplegic and 
instantly healed ..
________________________________________________

If Jesus can wipe that bad case of ugly off Arafat's face, I 
will be convinced. I'll bet the IDF beats him to it.
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Yeah I know I saw that. It was quite astounding that intensity 
of expression and the likewise expression of those advisors 
around him but recently I've been seeing quite a lot of the same 
on the box ... :)

First of all I do not have some major quarrel with the U.S.
I don't want Al Quaeda members threatening stuff against them.
I do however have a major quarrel with the U.K. government ..
Maybe you should bask in your shame?
Probably we should - apart from the hapless fools - have you all 
killed.
Tony Blair, we shall examine your brain posthumously at a 
university research department to try and determine exactly what 
went wrong.
If we cannot then we shall pickle some in formaldehyde for 
analysis at a later date.
I think that the fat ones who form part of this little 
backstabbing club we shall simply place upon a spit and slowly 
turn for hours on end - basting whenever appropriate.
When they are sizzling hot and the salted crackling perfectly 
done we shall feed them to all the urban foxes.
They'll think you are delicious!
YUM! YUM!
The other ones we'll just lay you out flat dead on a mortician's 
slab provided of course that you have not been 
vaporised/vapourised admist the smell of airplane/aeroplane 
kerosene//airplane/aeroplane fuel and the doctors to be can chop 
you up in the universities and try to determine your reeking ill 
sickness! :) 

Where did you go?     
                                      

I am a sad little 12 year old goth bitch who wants to have her 
flat chest rubbed raw. My daddy molests me sothat is why I hang 
around transvestites and hate men. FUCK YOU ALL!!    
                            

Britain has got Jesus Christ Himself signing on and that is 
precisely why He is going to put the *Great* back into Britain 
again.
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I have to say that I am a little bit confused. ..................
My ass that in the Past, Present and Future Jesus Christ in 
Person will ever be putting the *Great* back into Britain!
It would appear that my ass is on the line ....
*EEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Actively seeking employment huh?
If that is actively seeking employment then that is the most 
actively seeking employment person in the whole of History ..
It would almost appear to the fucking morons that this 
individual is actively employed ..
Nah! :)
Have Him sign on.
That is why He is going to put the *Great!* back into Britain! :)

I am a sad little 12 year old goth bitch who wants to have her 
flat chest rubbed raw. My daddy molests me sothat is why I hang 
around transvestites and hate men. FUCK YOU ALL!!    
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No you are not you fucking liar you!
About those nonexistent stilettos ...
Even if they existed I'd simply palm them off upon *the bitches!*

Okay. I am going to sign on.
Get those cameras rolling please!
We'd like to investigate the material evidence later on.

Here is some political manifesto:
(1) Join the Euro.
(2) I want all of the universities shut down because a degree 
isn't worth diddly squat because you all have one in *media* - 
whatever that is and you can learn all you need off the 
internet. The ugly looking 60's style ones we'll just pull down 
and we'll still use them for medical research and probably we 
could find some use for the lecture rooms too.
(3) I will however make social etiquette classes nationally 
obligatory.
(4) I am going to shut down all of the registered charities. I 
hate those dingy little shops. Let's face it: your idea of 
charity is to hassle the rough sleepers and give to the antique 
furniture restoration appeal or Grade *A* listed building 
funeral parlour renovation project. I propose that a tax is 
introduced for these purposes.
(5) I want to shut down the entire gaming industry. The whole 
lot. Don't ask me why, haven't got a clue. Of course we will 
have to find suitable alternative employment for the people 
presently in this industry.
(6) I propose a three day weekend. This will definitely win 
votes IMHO. I am not certain if this will produce nationwide 
productivity however we've got rocket engines.
So there is a small taster of what is to come. :)

...And furthermore, I promise two sixer's of Guinness best in 
EVERY FRIDGE (((Raaaaaaaaah)))...AT ALL TIMES!

{{{RAAAAAAAAAAH!!}}}

Stuck in a strange city by bad weather, the drinker was bored. 
He sat 
in
the bar and looking to strike up a conversation, turned to 
bartender 
and
said, "Hey, about those Democrats in the Congress..." 
"Stop -- I *don't* permit talk about politics in my bar!" 
interupted 
the
bartender. 
A few minutes later the gent tried again, "People say about the 
Pope..." 
"No religion talk, either." the bartender cut in. 
"Look, how about sex. Can I talk sex?" 
"Sure." 
"Then screw you." 

 

I like these updates on the terror situation brought to us by 
our own president! He was upfront, open, and honest, and again 
laying his presidency on the line by saying THE TRUTH!!! But 
nowday's it seems no matter what he does he is going to get 
reemed for it! But I will say, I would much rather see us 
confront the terrorists on thier own turf as opposed to ours 
also! Just wanted to add my 2 cents! Now democrats go ahead and 
whine and bitch!!! 

I SAW THAT!!!! Take your medication!!! Dufuss!!!

Well thank's for explaining the "Bloke" thing! lol...

You will NOT kill Tony Blair!!! Period!! 

Guinness? Hmmm, Not Grolsch, or Dos Equis?, Heineken, Rolling 
Rock? Does it have to be Guinness? lol.. Although I am not a 
beer drinker, but when in the mood I do fancy an Ice cold 
Corona with a lime!!

I SAW THAT!!!! Take your medication!!! Dufuss!!!
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I'm getting just a little bit tired of your sheer foolishness.
Also, don't ever talk to me that way again.
I will simply ignore your posts you little fool out of hickville.
Your choice.

You will NOT kill Tony Blair!!! Period!! 
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And that is an order?
Watch this Government crumble to its knees ...
And I will have personally instigated it.

My Foolishness? After what you said? You will be lucky if I 
dont give you directions on how to get to hell!! Hickville?
Ignore me? I think you give yourself to much credit rodent! 

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

http://www.bartleby.com/95/index.html

Maybe start with:

http://www.bartleby.com/95/5.html

Awwwww SHIT! Jesus is pissed again. Who's turn is it to carry 
his snookered arse home then? What, no takers? Fuck it, leave 
him on the sidewalk in his own puke! Serves him right.

Awwwww SHIT! Jesus is pissed again. Who's turn is it to carry 
his snookered arse home then? What, no takers? Fuck it, leave 
him on the sidewalk in his own puke! Serves him right.
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Whoever you are I sure as hell won't ever employ you.
Choke & suffocate on your meaningless little existence loser boy!

Awwwww SHIT! Jesus is pissed again. Who's turn is it to carry 
his snookered arse home then? What, no takers? Fuck it, leave 
him on the sidewalk in his own puke! Serves him right.
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Will you marry me?
That kind of talk turns me on.
I love it when you talk dirty! :)
Be mine Forever!
Amen.

So let us just wait & watch & see what happens!
I figure that the Political arena doesn't interest me 
particularly in any case.
Science is a far more interesting subject.
Computer programming isn't too bad either.
If I offered consolation to the Iraqis would they pay for it?
Obviously not! :)
However I would try to think up something anyways.
You know, the computer is a very interesting device ..
It is simply amazing what you can do with your 
compu10010t101001001101001010101010110100100010101010101001010010
10101010010100100101011011101010101001101001011101010110111011111
11111101111111111110010101101010100101101010010010010001001001001
01010010100010010100010100100110100010010010100101101011101011110

yes, that FUZZY math!! LOL!! missed a zero on that first 
estimate,, I understand (ya fuckin' idiot!)Now its $40 
BBBBillion not $4billion, Nothin' a tax cut wont fix!!! LOL!!






Warlick dude..........................yer fuckin' strange

Don't 'blame' motorcyclist 
As a local citizen, avid motorcyclist with more than 20 years of 
riding and racing experience, and a motorcycle rights activist, 
I must respond to some of the statements reported in your page 2 
article July 24, 2003, titled "Motorcycle crash claims father 
and stepdaughter." I first wish to extend my sympathy to the 
families and friends of Mr. Elkins and Miss Dudley. I write this 
to defend your loved ones, and pray that the things I discuss in 
this letter do not cause you additional pain.

Unfortunately, the fate of these two motorcyclists is an all too 
common one in our country, given our society s failure to take 
the negligent operation of motor vehicles seriously. On my daily 
drive/ride to and from work, I witness people blundering down 
the road in their cars, trucks, vans and SUVs while they talk on 
cell phones, read books, watch DVDs, turn rearward to yell at 
their kids, apply makeup, shave and engage in almost any 
activity you can imagine except paying attention to operating 
their vehicle. Such selfish disregard for others can and does 
lead to serious accidents, many times involving motorcyclists. 
All too often, after having seriously injured or killed someone, 
the car driver will claim they didn t see the motorcycle. And 
all too often everyone from the offending driver to news 
reporters and police officers will twist the facts of the case 
and make ridiculous statements in an effort to shift blame to 
the motorcyclist. 

Such appears to be the case here. After stating that 1st Sgt. Ed 
Murphy of the State Police said the van driver in this accident 
was at fault, you further report, "But, state police 
investigation also revealed that Mr. Elkins may have been able 
to avoid such a violent crash if he had used better driving 
techniques ." Better driving techniques? What s that supposed to 
mean? It appears to me that Sgt. Murphy is shifting the blame to 
the motorcyclist. Why not set aside the bizarre speculative 
analysis and place all the blame where it actually lies   the 
van s driver. I am very familiar with the road and intersection 
where this "accident" occurred, and there are no sight distance 
issues or other circumstances to excuse this driver from looking 
up the road and seeing the motorcycle prior to executing his 
fateful left turn. He simply chose to turn his vehicle so close 
in front of the motorcycle that he left its riders nowhere to go 
and no chance of survival. 

This brings me to my next point: "proper" helmets. They re the 
saviors of motorcyclists, right? Well, maybe not. According to 
your article, 1st Sgt. Murphy also had several things to say 
about the helmets worn by Mr. Elkins and Miss Dudley. I would 
like to address each of his comments as they were reported in 
your story:

  Neither Mr. Elkins nor his daughter wore a Department of 
Transportation approved helmet " So what? DOT is not the only 
standard for helmets sold in Virginia. There are also ANSI and 
Snell standards. Approval under any one of these makes the 
helmet acceptable for use in Virginia, though they offer no 
guarantee the helmet will actually work. Helmets are not even 
designed to work in all cases, as I will explain shortly. 
Ludicrous product liability issues have driven "Made in America" 
helmets from the market, and a surprising percentage of foreign-
produced "approved" helmets do not actually live up to standards.

  "The teenager wore a plastic helmet." I have owned and worn 
more than 15 motorcycle helmets in my riding and racing career, 
and every single one of them was made from some sort of plastic. 
In fact all DOT, Snell and ANSI approved motorcycle helmets are 
constructed almost entirely of plastic. One has to wonder what 
Sgt. Murphy was trying to imply when he made that point. It 
looks like more blame-shifting to me.

  "Their chances would ve been greatly increased to survive the 
crash, if they had worn proper helmets." Anyone who has any 
knowledge whatsoever of how motorcycle helmets are designed and 
the level of protection they are intended to offer knows this 
statement to be a fallacy. Even the world s most well-
constructed motorcycle helmet is not designed to protect the 
head from an impact greater than 15 mph. Yes, that s correct   
15 mph. Motorcycle helmets are intended to provide protection 
for the skull from a glancing (acute-angled) strike to the 
pavement or other surface not perpendicular to the original 
direction of travel. Sadly, there is no motorcycle helmet made 
that would have significantly increased the chances of survival 
for Mr. Elkins or Miss Dudley, given the type and level of 
impact they suffered after striking a van at 45 mph. To imply 
otherwise strikes me as just another attempt to relieve the 
van s driver of culpability for this "accident." Riding a 
motorcycle is definitely more dangerous than driving a car, and 
helmets don t change that. However, this fact should not be used 
to excuse drivers for killing us by their inattentive actions.

Instead of insulting the riding ability of Mr. Elkins, and 
exaggerating the effectiveness of motorcycle helmets, the 
accident investigators could have provided a greater public 
service by urging people to pay more attention when they are 
driving an automobile. That is the main reason I wrote this 
letter: to urge all drivers to set aside all distractions when 
driving and concentrate on the task at hand. You may think you 
can safely operate your vehicle while engaging in other 
activities, but I know you cannot bring the person or persons 
you kill by your negligent driving back to life. I would also 
ask police officers, prosecutors and judges to take these types 
of accidents more seriously and see to it that negligent drivers 
are punished in a manner fitting to their crimes. 


Assistant Coordinator

Culpeper Chapter of A Brotherhood Against Totalitarian Enactments
Rixeyville

I witness people blundering down 
the road in their cars, trucks, vans and SUVs while they talk on 
cell phones, read books, watch DVDs, turn rearward to yell at 
their kids, apply makeup, shave and engage in almost any 
activity you can imagine except paying attention to operating 
their vehicle.
_____________________________________________________

Driving the expressways of Chicago occasionaly, I have witnessed 
all of the above except the shaving thing. I've seen jackasses 
in business suits tooling along at 65+mph in their Lexus reading 
a fucking newspaper, eating a doughnut and drinking coffee, and 
if you honk the fucking horn at them to wake their ignorant ass 
up, and make them get back in their fucking lane - they flip you 
off. If I had the time, I would make it my lifes work to call 
the police, and follow these careless fuckers to wherever it is 
they go and confront the bastards.

Ahh yes. The driving in Chicago is legendary. I've never seen 
anything like it: put on that turn signal and go. Don't look to 
see if the lane is clear. Just go! It was the same way in El 
Paso. Illegal aliens would ignore stop sign just because they 
said "stop" rather than "alto"! When the yuppies in their 
Mercedes flip you off, be prepared for them with a 129 dB horn. 
It's SUCH a soothing feeling to see them swerve back into their 
own lane from the startle response, and almost crash into the 
concrete barrier! ;)       

                               

Sorry to hear about you having such sickly "homosomes". Thats 
what ya get for being a transvestites bitch faggot.      
                   

Warlick dude..........................yer fuckin' strange
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Strange Huh?
Despite all your marvellous divining powers it was om/cf the 
*drunken loser* according to the extremely bizarre personality 
which is X that was smart enough to see the truth from a mile 
afar.
I guess 2nd comes X.
U?

From afar? LOL! I don't need divine insight to figure you out 
LOL! far from it. You don't work, or have a life. You haven't 
even gotten laid in years, and your friends think you are lost.
Divine enough? LOL! 

After commuting to springfield every day for seven years, and 
surviving it, I found setting a loaded .357 Magnum on the dash 
of my pickup truck and a bumper sticker that reads; Keep 
honking, I'm reloading. Does the trick keeping ass holes from 
cutting me off. when on the bike I find most just don't want to 
get involved fucking with a person who is 240lbs and looks like 
he is armed. 
   Virginia gun laws are good, concield carry, open carry and so 
on. No problem. It keeps people from being total ass holes 
because the next fucker they might try to rob could well be 
armed with with a .45 desert eagle and leave just a wet spot 
where they stood. LOL!! 

Subject   Money question 
Question   If I find people justifiably insulting because of the 
way they behave in front of me - how should I act? For example I 
am trying to get money together for some projects that will make 
a very large sum of money indeed but I have been completely 
ignored. How should I act? Or rather, how should they act? 
Should they act at all? Your views please. 
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Answer   Dear Mr. Warwick, 
From the purest stanpoint of etiquette,the only thing 
worse than a breach of manners is pointing out someone 
else's error. 
There is nothing more frustrating than not receiving 
an answer. Silence just aggravates. However,since these 
potential investors may in time see the their short 
sightedness,you shouldn't burn any bridges. Just ignore the 
fact that they weren't polite enough to give you a straight 
answer regarding your venture and go on. In time they might 
need you or you might need them, Venture Capital is a 
fickle bitch goddess. You just never know what the future 
will bring. 
So what 'should they have done'? Given you an answer one 
way or another. But your best course of action as a smart 
businessman and as a gentleman,is to ignore the slights and 
treat those who have angered you just as well as you can 
stand to. If you don't hold it against them and PRIVATELY, 
internally take the 'your loss..you had your chance and you blew 
it.' attitude won't that make them WONDER? You 
bet it will. Be relaxed and cheerful,you're on to a good 
thing and you know it. To heck with them! 
Best regards, 
Amanda Gamble 
  
A gentleman is never unintentionally rude. 
                             -George Washington 
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*From the purest stanpoint of etiquette,the only thing 
worse than a breach of manners is pointing out someone 
else's error. *
I think that pointing this out on the internet or in the privacy 
of my own home is an entire flip coin to doing this *publicly* 
whether as I walk around or through other means excepting the 
internet. Your answer is smart as hell and I agree with all that 
you say and I would wish to thank you for it right now. The only 
other thing to point out in my opinion is that the behaviour of 
many people that I meet each day has been less than exemplary 
aside from the money issue. One strives to react in a fitting 
matter yet believe me that these vexations are close to 
intolerable! I would like to thank you once again for your 
considered response.
Richard

 

*WHICH BALLET FEATURES A CHARACTER CALLED DROSSELMEYER?*
Is the sixty four thousand dollar question ... :)
*I don't know and I don't give a fuck!*
.. is the correct answer. :)
Just for this I am going to spurn all of your culture:
except for guzzling down beer, 
and staring down my own reflection in the National Gallery 
sportswear section.

Iran does indeed have a nuclear weapons program because they 
want to blow the shit out of Iraq ... :)
Maybe Iran SHOULD have a nuclear weapons program because in my 
opinion they need a very good form of defence indeed. ;)
Iran has got a nuclear weapons program because *Hezbollah* 
membership became mandatory.
Iran has got a nuclear weapons program because they fear 
Korea! :)

*From the purest stanpoint of etiquette,the only thing 
worse than a breach of manners is pointing out someone 
else's error. *

DID YOU MEAN TO SAY "STANDPOINT"?  LOL!!!!!!

No, no, no. You must be mistaken. Iran cannot have a nuclear 
weapons program because the Assatohlah signed the Non-
Poliferation treaty which clearly states that non-nuclear 
nations must refrain from developing nuclear weapons or 
obtaining the equipment and materials to do so. Surely those 
very religious leaders would not go back on their word.

(Submarine crews practising simulated Trident missle launches in 
the Gulf and the Sea of Japan non-stop) 

*From the purest stanpoint of etiquette,the only thing 
worse than a breach of manners is pointing out someone 
else's error. *
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No.
She did:

http://www.allexperts.com/displayExpert.asp?Expert=25849

It sort of goes like this:
Saddam Hussein was going to bomb Israel with scud missiles 
because he wanted to have some atom bombs stuffed up his 
arse  ... !!! LOL!!

Somehow I don't think Amanda is going to answer my question in 
three days or one hundred! She'll probably give up after that 
one and retire to a remote island somewhere far away from 
society and pray for safety. LOL!!

Somehow I don't think Amanda is going to answer my question in 
three days or one hundred! She'll probably give up after that 
one and retire to a remote island somewhere far away from 
society and pray for safety. LOL!!
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What is your social etiquette question? If the question is a 
valid one then I see no reason why you should not be provided 
with an answer. I have to say that my response was extremely 
swift indeed [<24h] and viewable here:

http://www.allexperts.com/answerv.asp?QuestionID=3152767

Not bad what you can get for nothing ...
I mean, as opposed to money.
However in my opinion, when you deal with a subject like *social 
etiquette* the situation is so completely pathetic generally 
that the only option left is precisely that stated one.

How about...We just don't give a fuck?????????????
I mean, it could happen. Might be a clue. Silence is golden. 

Here we go again. Now its up to 90 some BILLION??? Like father 
like son, four years and your done!! LOL!! !! !! !! 

How about...We just don't give a fuck?????????????
I mean, it could happen. Might be a clue. Silence is golden.
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Fine by me!! LOL!!

RECDORD RED INK PROJECTED FOR 2004
Friday, August 29, 2003
LATimes.com
Next year, the Federal Government will spend $400,000,000,000.00 
it doesn't have.  
FINANCIAL CATASROPHE LOOMING FOR UNITED STATES?
Friday, August 29, 2003
NYTimes.com
"Congressional Budget Office says federal budget deficit could 
climb for rest of decade...to $5.83 trillion." 
RECORD NUMBER OF BANKRUPTCIES AGAIN...AND AGAIN
Monday, September 08, 2003
ABCNews.com
2002 saw record numbers of Americans filing bankruptcy. The 
first two quarters of 2003 each set new and higher records.  
BUSH SAYS ECONOMY SHOWING SIGNS OF PROMISE
Thursday, September 04, 2003
MSNBC 
BUSH DOUBLES COST OF FIGHT - ASKS FOR $87 BILLION
Monday, September 08, 2003
MSNBC.COM
George W. Bush tonight addressed the Nation, asking for twice 
the current amount to fight terrorism and wage liberation in 
Iraq and Afghanistan. 
___________________________________
George Bush
"Anyone got a BLANK CHECK??????????????" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

George Bush
"Sure we have closure, I think it's called bankruptcy"

"Damn fuzzy math"

Here is the sound of the Spirit of Money:
NEAUHHHHHHHH ........WWWWWWWWW......... UHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
NEAUHHHHHHHH ........WWWWWWWWW......... UHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
NEAUHHHHHHHH ........WWWWWWWWW......... UHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
NEAUHHHHHHHH ........WWWWWWWWW......... UHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA .....UUUHH!!!!!
FFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does it sound just like the sound of your mean screaming 
rocket machines?
Because they were uttered by the same identical money mad witch!
That's why! :)

From afar? LOL! I don't need divine insight to figure you out 
LOL! far from it. You don't work, or have a life. You haven't 
even gotten laid in years, and your friends think you are lost.
Divine enough? LOL! 
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Please be my friend?
L'il Merlyn fuck asshole! :))

From afar? LOL! I don't need divine insight to figure you out 
LOL! far from it. You don't work, or have a life. You haven't 
even gotten laid in years, and your friends think you are lost.
Divine enough? LOL! 
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Well you fat guntoting little fuckass queer as hell biker 
murderer most probably.
Maybe scum like you should get the [Virginian] state/interstate 
[or beyond] patrol on your sorry fucked ass for your unsolved 
crime contribution.
Your opinion?
Little queer faggot boy?? LOL!!!

I have seen the *I am the dumbest fuck investor in the world 
ever* effect!! LOL!!

Go stick a gun up your ass and pull the trigger for all I care 
you stupid little shit. You re the most pathetic idiot I have 
ever seen waste so much time on a message board. 
    You have no life and you waste hours posting your stupid 
psychotic bull shit on this board. Get a life ass hole!!
             >>>>>>IDIOT<<<<<<
                  

Go stick a gun up your ass and pull the trigger for all I care 
you stupid little shit. You re the most pathetic idiot I have 
ever seen waste so much time on a message board. 
    You have no life and you waste hours posting your stupid 
psychotic bull shit on this board. Get a life ass hole!!
             >>>>>>IDIOT<<<<<<
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Thanks!
You're a pal!
We should do a barbecue soon!
But what shall we barbecue? :)

*I have seen the Warlick is a dumbfuck and should get a life 
effect!*

From: .44 
To: om/cf 
Date: Mon Sep 8 23:39:04 2003 
Message:
Ahh yes. The driving in Chicago is legendary. I've never seen 
anything like it: put on that turn signal and go. Don't look to 
see if the lane is clear. Just go! It was the same way in El 
Paso. Illegal aliens would ignore stop sign just because they 
said "stop" rather than "alto"! When the yuppies in their 
Mercedes flip you off, be prepared for them with a 129 dB horn. 
It's SUCH a soothing feeling to see them swerve back into their 
own lane from the startle response, and almost crash into the 
concrete barrier! ;)       
------------------------------------------

HaHa! Sounds just like Oklahoma City drivers!

From: Merlyn 
To: USA 
Subject: 9-11 
Date: Wed Sep 10 10:46:13 2003 
Message:
Here we go again. Now its up to 90 some BILLION??? Like father 
like son, four years and your done!! LOL!! !! !! !! 
-------------------------------------------

You know in a few years that 87, 90 billion whatever it's up to 
today will pay for itself over and over again! I have been 
thinking about this lol...Dont laugh, but after all is said and 
done, and the mess in Iraq is over, and we have trade going to 
and comming from Iraq, we and all the 30 countries involved 
stand to make a great deal of money on this! And what is going 
to be funny, is if Germany and France dont want to get involved 
in the rebuilding or whatever, they will be sitting there with 
NOTHING!!! lol...All because they bitched and whined and moaned.
And we will be sitting pretty! Just think, you could be selling 
your Harley's in Iraq! I am seeing dollar signs here lol...

You know in a few years that 87, 90 billion whatever it's up to 
today will pay for itself over and over again!___________________

DON'T EVER TRY TO GET A JOB ON WALL STREET. LOOK AT THE THINGS 
WE EXPORT! MANY OF THEM ARE RELATED TO CLEANING SUPPLIES, WHICH 
WOULD BE WASTED ON A NATION OF PEOPLE WHO WON'T EVEN BOTHER TO 
WASH BOTH OF THEIR HANDS. THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO OFFER 
EXCEPT OIL.....AND THEY WON'T BE GIVING IT AWAY. EVERYBODY KNOWS 
THIS AS FACT, EXCEPT YOU........I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THE REST OF 
THESE GUYS ON THIS BOARD ARE SUCH SUCK-ASSES THAT THEY LET YOU 
GET BY WITH SUCH MORONIC STATEMENTS.

Don't they say this same exact stuff every time?  They keep 
saying that "it" has just begun.  Well when the fuck is it going 
to get started?  When is the real battle going to start?  They 
have been saying this for two years now.  Sad.

--------------------------------------------------------------

The purported voice of Al-Zawahiri also said the United States 
has so far experienced "just the first skirmishes" and not yet 
begun to realize the true volume of its casualties. 

"Those fighters in Iraq, we greet them and salute them and 
support them and ask God to bless their efforts and their 
bravery in fighting the crusaders, and we tell them God is with 
you and the nation is supporting you, depend and rely on God and 
attack and devour the Americans and bury them in the graveyard 
of Iraq," the voice said. 

It warned that "the real battle has not started yet. Prepare 
yourself for the punishment for your crimes." 

"We recommend to the mothers of the soldiers, if you like to see 
your sons, then hasten to ask your government to return them 
rather than coming back to you in coffins," the voice said. 

Aren't bin Laden and Al-Zawahiri living in pits and holes now?

-------------------------------------------------------------

"Those who don't agree with killing, then let them step out of 
the way," he says. "I would say to them, those who are afraid of 
climbing mountains will live in pits and holes." 

Let's see, we invaded and occupy two of Al Qaida's favorite 
countries and they are still threatening to slap US down? LMFAO!

More yada, yada, yada from Elvis Bin Laden and the Death Cult 
Band.

[*I've always been rather surprised how it is that the 
Palestinians have so far been unable to obtain a simple trigger-
timer technology so as to avoid the *suicide* aspect.*]  
Now we have the Palestinian terrorist group *Hamas* that are 
promising more suicide attacks whilst at the same time 
Government spokesmen are saying that a ceasefire could 
definitely be negociated ...
Now this definitely does not wash.
*Give peace a chance* - that's the other view coupled with the 
opinion that this is the only pathway to peace.
There is however another way which comprises the Israelis 
systematically wiping out all elements of terrorism.
*Give peace a chance* - fine!
But for how long?
In my considered opinion I might at some later date promote the 
second method of peace resolution as a viable solution.

For crimes like first degree murder and rape I intend to 
reintroduce the death sentence in the U.K.
We will require incontrovertible evidence that the individual is 
guilty of such a crime.
Coupled with this approach we shall satisfy ourselves with 
psychological tests that there is no hope of rehabilitation.
We shall probably use computer software to accomplish this 
testing because it removes the possibility of an individual to 
err.
Having satisfied ourselves in the affirmative on these issues 
primarily we shall remove all right of appeal so that we can 
carry out the death sentence with a minimum of wasted public 
expenditure.
I have thought about this issue carefully enough so that it may 
now hereby form part of my political manifesto and I declare it 
as good as enforced. September the 11th 2003.

I have seen the *ever heard of Czechoslovakia?* effect!!

We shall probably use computer software to accomplish this 
testing because it removes the possibility of an individual to 
err.
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Who created the software program? What was their motivation? 
What was their bias? As a convicted mass murderer, that's my 
appeal. Machines will never take humans out of the equation.

But, hell yes, there are people in this world that are pure evil 
and should be put to death as humanly as possible.

A candle lights my window this morning. As I reflect on the 
horror of 9-11, I also remember those who fought for freedom, and 
am thankful for the courage and victory of America and her 
allies.

                                

AMERICA DESERVED IT!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA H AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA
KILL AMERICANS, KILL THEM ALL
JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD!
ALLAH AKBAR! WE WILL KILL ALL OF YOU

YOUR NATION WILL COLLAPSE JUST LIKE THE USSR!!!!

YOU WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE.

FIREFIGHTERS ARE DUMB AND PROBABLY HOMOSEXUAL.

THE TWIN TOWERS WERE UGLY AND IT IS GOOD THAT THEY WERE REMOVED.

THE PEOPLE THAT WORKED IN THEM WERE PEDOPHILES AND FARTERS.
AMERICA DESERVED IT!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA H AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA
KILL AMERICANS, KILL THEM ALL
JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD!
ALLAH AKBAR! WE WILL KILL ALL OF YOU

YOUR NATION WILL COLLAPSE JUST LIKE THE USSR!!!!

YOU WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE.

FIREFIGHTERS ARE DUMB AND PROBABLY HOMOSEXUAL.

THE TWIN TOWERS WERE UGLY AND IT IS GOOD THAT THEY WERE REMOVED.

THE PEOPLE THAT WORKED IN THEM WERE PEDOPHILES AND FARTERS.
AMERICA DESERVED IT!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA H AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA
KILL AMERICANS, KILL THEM ALL
JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD!
ALLAH AKBAR! WE WILL KILL ALL OF YOU

YOUR NATION WILL COLLAPSE JUST LIKE THE USSR!!!!

YOU WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE.

FIREFIGHTERS ARE DUMB AND PROBABLY HOMOSEXUAL.

THE TWIN TOWERS WERE UGLY AND IT IS GOOD THAT THEY WERE REMOVED.

THE PEOPLE THAT WORKED IN THEM WERE PEDOPHILES AND FARTERS.
AMERICA DESERVED IT!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA H AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA
KILL AMERICANS, KILL THEM ALL
JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD!
ALLAH AKBAR! WE WILL KILL ALL OF YOU

YOUR NATION WILL COLLAPSE JUST LIKE THE USSR!!!!

YOU WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE.

FIREFIGHTERS ARE DUMB AND PROBABLY HOMOSEXUAL.

THE TWIN TOWERS WERE UGLY AND IT IS GOOD THAT THEY WERE REMOVED.

THE PEOPLE THAT WORKED IN THEM WERE PEDOPHILES AND FARTERS.
AMERICA DESERVED IT!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA H AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA
KILL AMERICANS, KILL THEM ALL
JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD!
ALLAH AKBAR! WE WILL KILL ALL OF YOU

YOUR NATION WILL COLLAPSE JUST LIKE THE USSR!!!!

YOU WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE.

FIREFIGHTERS ARE DUMB AND PROBABLY HOMOSEXUAL.

THE TWIN TOWERS WERE UGLY AND IT IS GOOD THAT THEY WERE REMOVED.

THE PEOPLE THAT WORKED IN THEM WERE PEDOPHILES AND FARTERS.

HAPPY SECOND DEATH DAY, AMERICA, YOU NATION OF WHOOPSIES!!!!!
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BOOM! There goes one tower
BOOM! There goes another
BOOM! There goes the Pentagon which is now a quadagon.
It is a pity it wasn't BOOM the goes the whole fucking 
U.S.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We shall probably use computer software to accomplish this 
testing because it removes the possibility of an individual to 
err.
________________________________________________

Who created the software program? What was their motivation? 
What was their bias? As a convicted mass murderer, that's my 
appeal. Machines will never take humans out of the equation.

But, hell yes, there are people in this world that are pure evil 
and should be put to death as humanly as possible.
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I don't understand why you ask me this question and then 
immediately with the next line or two supply me with the answer!
As per usual it shall probably be me that writes software like 
that because:
(a) I am supposed to do everything singlehandedly. 
(b) If I commissioned someone else to do it then they would only 
fuck it up.
(c) This is something I could do for zero pounds Sterling and 
yet still glean satisfaction at a job well done!
So how does the software work?
Since the habitual psychopath is several scores of I.Q. 
sufficient to read and write then a soothing womanly voice shall 
invite them to sit back and relax as their psychological 
hopelessness is revealed to the airport departure club ........

BOOM! There goes one tower
BOOM! There goes another
BOOM! There goes the Pentagon which is now a quadagon.
It is a pity it wasn't BOOM the goes the whole fucking 
U.S.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
___________________________________________________

HAPPY SECOND DEATH DAY, AMERICA, YOU NATION OF WHOOPSIES!!!!!

____________________________________________________

HA HA HA HA HA HA H AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA
KILL AMERICANS, KILL THEM ALL
JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD!
ALLAH AKBAR! WE WILL KILL ALL OF YOU

YOUR NATION WILL COLLAPSE JUST LIKE THE USSR!!!!
_______________________________________________

You gloat about one day. I gloat about the 730 days since! You 
brought down two buildings. We OWN two whole Muslim countries!
You laugh about 3,000 deaths. I celebrate over 10,000 dead enemy.

You are a fucking imbacile.

Useful Statistics About the War 



lots of statistics concerning war costs

The WAR against IRAQ will cost 100 * to 2,000 # BILLION DOLLARS !
#, depending on its course.

* without indirect and follow-up costs, Sources: * US 
Congressional Budget Office (CBO) 9/02, # The American Academy 
of Arts & Sciences (AAAS) 12/02, Prof. William D. Nordhaus, Yale 
University 12/02

Even the lower sum of 100 BILLION DOLLARS is a lot of MONEY, e.g.

* 40% of the federal budget of Germany
* in 100 dollar notes piled up you would reach a height of 100 
kilometers; this is equal to the distance between Frankfurt and 
Heidelberg or Hamburg and Bremen
* as much as a 6-number lottery win every day for 600 yrs
* 3 times what the US federal government spends on K-12 education
* more than 4 times the US international affairs budget
* 12 times the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) budget in 
the US

With that amount of money you could (in the US or UK)

* build 145,000 kindergartens (there is currently a shortage of 
200,000 places for kids in Germany)
* secure health care coverage for all 11 million uninsured 
children in the US for 5 years
* finance preschool Head Start for over 14 million children in 
the US
* rebuild almost all schools in the US that need to be rebuilt
* pay student fees for 400,000 US students for 123 years; there 
are as many students from low income families who cannot afford 
to go to college
* provide affordable housing for 1,430,000 families in the US
* pay 1,900,000 elementary teachers in the US for 1 year
* pay 2,100,000 physicians or teachers for 1 year; by the way, 
in poor countries of this world 20 to 50 times as many people !
* pay 3,300,000 nurses, geriatric care or social workers for 1 
year
* create 3,500,000 job training places for 3 years (or job 
creation schemes)
* send 280,000 peace workers for nonviolent conflict resolution 
for 10 years into former Yugoslavia or Israel & Palestine
* give 50 years of the charity money for humanitarian causes in 
Germany
* pay the whole German budget for health research for 66 years
* increase 180-fold the total amount of federal funds spent so 
far in Germany on solar technology
* fund peace research in Germany for 23,000 years

Alternatively, at WORLD level you could

* provide all children on earth with enough food, a basic 
medical care, primary education and clean water for 3 1/4 
years !, according to UNICEF
* pay the entire UN budget (including peace enforcement and 
specialist organizations) for 13 years or cover the costs of all 
UN peace-keeping missions (in 1996) for 80 years; by the way, 
the USA hasn't paid its full dues to the United Nations for 
several years now
* finance the budget of UNICEF (United Nations International 
Children's Emergency Fund) for 80 years or the budget of the WHO 
(World Health Organization) for 250 years
* fund the work of OSCE (Organization for Security and 
Cooperation in Europe) for 540 years, or
* finance the work of Greenpeace International for 700 years

See the potential ?

Guess what percentage of money is being spent by the US on 
energy conservation and regenerative energies per year ?
Greg told me its 3 % = 3 billion dollars.

Guess what percentage of money is being spent by the US on 
international development aid ?

As usual, while billions are being wasted on WAR only millions 
are being invested in PEACE.

Now, what could be done with 2,000 BILLION DOLLARS, 20 TIMES the 
amount ?

* which by the way equals the federal budget of the USA !

Don't you think it is worthwhile to STAND UP against an 
(unjustified)
ATTACK ?

NO WAR !

Together we can change the world !

What is the prize of one human life ? (thoughtful reflections 
for fans of statistics)

* What does it cost to kill one Iraqi in war ? - At most 
1,000,000 dollars.
The United Nations expects at least 100,000 immediate dead and 
400,000 dead in the aftermath of war,
500,000 wounded and at least 900,000 refugees, 3 million people 
suffering from severe hunger and thirst,
2 million severely malnourished children, and 2 million people 
without adequate shelter.
A British study by physicians (MEDACT) comes to similar 
conclusions.
The impact of a new war on Iraqi children has been assessed by 
medical experts recently.
Here is another confidential United Nations study on the impact 
of war in Iraq.
* What does it cost to help one child survive in poor 
countries ? - 100 dollars per year.
Therefore, with 100 billion dollars, up to 1 billion children 
could be helped to survive for one year !

You are dumb. America will fall. One day, nukes will hit your
comfy little cities, then your country will collapse into chaos.
America will die, and will only remain as a bad memory. Then the
world will truly progress, throwing the shackles of materialism
and acquisitive western culture behind them!

You are dumb. America will fall. One day, nukes will hit your
comfy little cities, then your country will collapse into chaos.
America will die, and will only remain as a bad memory. Then the
world will truly progress, throwing the shackles of materialism
and acquisitive western culture behind them!
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????????????? You are dumb! You don't believe in materialism?
Going, going .... gone!!!
*One day, nukes will hit your comfy little cities*
Yes! The British and the Israelis are going to do it.
9-11? What a cop-out!! LOL!! Try Friday the 13th! LOL!!

For anyone interested I am still trying to claim my housing 
benefit months and months on.
Oh please!!
May I have it now?
Thanks! :)
You guys are my friends! :)
LMAO

So who wilfully screwed me out of what was legitimately mine?
Who in person?
I've got a great list of names ....
Be it employers, the inland revenue, the buyers of goods, the 
council ...
I forgive you!
LMAO!!

You are dumb. America will fall. One day, nukes will hit your
comfy little cities, then your country will collapse into chaos.
America will die, and will only remain as a bad memory. Then the
world will truly progress, throwing the shackles of materialism
and acquisitive western culture behind them!_____________________

YOU ARE CERTAINLY CORRECT, EXCEPT FOR YOUR LAST SENTENCE. WHEN 
AMERICA GOES UNDER, THE REST OF THE WORLD WILL FALL INTO UTTER 
CHAOS, AND WILL SHOW THEMSELVES FOR THE DISGUSTING ANIMALS THEY 
ARE, AND TENS OF MILLIONS WILL BE MURDERED. THE END RESULT WILL 
BE ARMAGEDDON: THE END OF THE WORLD.

.. And a river of blood shall pour from Jerusalem!

And we will NEVER forget. 
Remembering the Soldiers who have died to make sure it doesnt 
happen again.
The killers took a part of us also, but not everything in those 
left behind.
We will not rest until every last killer is brought to justice,
or justice brought to them!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Twin Towers
Pentagon
Pennsylvania
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Our hearts are with you today.
God Bless You
God Bless America

Threaten me and I'll wipe you permanently out of History.
Offer me the deserved support then I shall believe irreality!
Pay me my dues in the afforded period so that I may afford to 
pay you back in multiplicative exceedence!
Witness me as I should bare witness to a court of Justice.
*ROT IN HELL!*

One thing is for sure:
Those people who think I am starting the *no money* cult had 
better think again because I am not.
I owe you nothing - you desired nothing - hence you shall 
receive nothing.
You see, it makes sense.
Why don't you all get on with your crappy little existences and 
just fuck the hell off??
I think that if you have any shred of decency in your 
nonexistent minds then you would choose that option.
If you don't then I shall deal with you later.
Do you really think that your treatment of me has been in any 
way whatsoever appropriate?
No.
It is the simple Truth now.

Dear Richard,
Just to keep in touch.  How are you?  The hot weather is over in 
Geneva.

Elinor is in Australia seeing family, friends and travelling 
around - hope
she is OK as it is colder than Geneva. Juliet is fine and still 
getting
married Oct 4th.   Elinor will be back by then, unfortunately.  
I can't
go as can't travel.  Gerry is OK.
My health is still precarious and I am struggling on at home.
It is Jeune Genevois today but Nick is working.
Tomorrow, we hope to see Andrea and Rupert - I wonder if you 
remember them.
 She was married to Peter Smith and has another son called Toby.
Have been making the effort to get out but it is VERY hard.  
Have difficult
finding clothes to fit.  Saw an exhibition yesterday of 
Ferdinand Hodler,
a Swiss landscape painter who spent some time in Geneva - he 
painted lakes
& mountains end of 19th, beginning of 20th century.
Have been playing with Adobe Photodeluxe but not been able to 
send e-mail
as .jpg file.  Watched David Blaine's activities haning in a box 
under Tower
Bridge.
Nick has bought a Royal Enfield motorbike in UK so he is looking 
forward
to going back to try it out.  Did I tell you he will be a 
grandfather in
December?
Try & send Juliet a wedding card.  Let me know if you need the 
address.
Love,
Marisol

Dear Maya,
Thanks for the lovely card from Israel.  I didn't know there 
were Roman
remains there.
Not sure exactly when you are back.  Please let me know.
My daughter, Elinor, is in Australia visiting her sister, Juliet 
in Sydney,
and father in the Blue Mountains.  I hope she will be warm 
enough as she
only took a few clothes.  I have heard from her that she is OK.
Life has been very quiet from me.  Nick is working today but we 
will go
out this afternoon.  I saw the Hodler exhibition yesterday at 
the Rath museum.

Please give me a ring sometime.
Love,
Marisol

NO.

*DISCLAIMER: NONE OF THESE THOUGHTS ARE MY OWN BUT ARE THE 
PRODUCT OF OTHER PEOPLES' SICK FANTASIES*
I think you shall find that we know all about the dildo with the 
cranial hair strand sellotaped on. :)
How much were those going for?
There you recline - one huge bouncing pillow under your arse - 
murmering how he is in you and also with a photo of him stuck 
against your forehead facing down.
I expect meanwhile that I am shopping.
*Yes well we always knew that you were never going to act as a 
gigolo for us*
Indeed. :)
The closest you will ever get to having sex with me is being a 
fully clad police woman with her knickers down whilst another 
police woman vigourously thrusts a hand gun in and out of her 
fanny ..
She puts her baton to good use too by sucking on it vigourously.
That is disgustingly sexy!
Sarah Maitreya, how can you possibly think such disgusting 
thoughts? :)

Might even go for it if it wasn't for that FUZZY math thing. 
Soon it will be 900 billion and so on. 
         But Congress can't cut the check it doesn't have the 
ass to cash. So it is all moot. The next president will reverse 
any of this anyway, and hire his own contractors etc. 
         Party politics, it's what drives sand niggers crazy!
Happy 9-11!!! Lets party!! After all the trade center was just a 
suck hole for the Jews to scam our economy, so says the Islamic.
             LOL!! 
                      Osama is alive and well living with his 
goat in the rocky hills, in a cave. Ooooooo what a threat!! LOL!
                      Saddam is head of his own army, all 200 of 
them!! Jihad away!! LOL!! 
                      Now if we could just get Sharon & Arafat 
to duke it out, and even invite the new Hammas leader (as they 
seem to die about a day after succeeding the last one. 
                      Warlick, Dude, ya gotta have sauce for a 
barbecue!! LOL!!

It comes with its own sauce.
That white stuff with little green bits in it.
If you don't want immediately to tip it down the sink.
You could always vomit it up later.

Good Evening! :)
While the little tramp Richard Warwick aka Helen of Troy is 
making porn flicks for Kazaa distro with the police women and 
Sarah deep deep down beneath the ground ...
Try and guess what kind of amphitheatrical antics are occurring 
above it!
So let us momentarily turn our attention away from our later 
viewing pleasure not in the bomb free chamber all dished up with 
the camera angles and lighting and absolutely everything for 
free by yours truly and consider a genuine menace. :)
What is this menace?
Tony Blair!
That's who!
Only kidding.
It concerns an extraterrestial armour clad practically 
fluorescent dragon with a simultaneous in all direction bolt on 
ray gun affixed upon his/her/its[?] head ...
Picture this and consider what a way to go:
It's years in the future and you're at the football stadium 
supporting your top of the league team; well some - most of the 
time you are simply discussing with the others how you will be 
getting Helen her money really soon maybe even next week. :)
Admidst this discussion the following symptoms are noted:
**Did you see that? That must be the new mascot. It looks like a 
dragon with a bolt on ray gun on its head and it just scored a 
goal!**
*Yuh. You wonder what it is doing on the pitch. It must think it 
is all over .... now about that money - I know we've discussed 
the tax deductible elements countless times but there is a 
particular angle I've been thinking about all day and I would 
like some input.*
**I know we should be discussing Helen's money but I'm a little 
bit worried now: do you see those police men? They look like 
they are going to chuck it off the pitch and 1000's of people 
are now yelling *OFFSIIIIIDDDDDEEEEEEE!!! 
OFFSIIIIIDDDDDEEEEEEE!!! OFFSIIIIIDDDDDEEEEEEE!!!* Don't you 
think we should pay closer attention to that thing, I never 
recall supporting a premier league team that comes from Wales, 
do you?**
*FUCK ME!!!!! WHAT IS THAT THING????*
**And to think I was going to watch that porn flick later on 
tonight with me mates. FUCKING HELL!!! NOW WE'RE 
FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGG DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD!~!!!!!!!**

NEAUHHHHHHHH ........WWWWWWWWW......... UHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
NEAUHHHHHHHH ........WWWWWWWWW......... UHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
NEAUHHHHHHHH ........WWWWWWWWW......... UHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
NEAUHHHHHHHH ........WWWWWWWWW......... UHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA .....UUUHH!!!!!
FFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Carnage a le dalek et le tardis est subterranean dans une 
petite ville de merde au sud de France.* :) 

*So let us momentarily turn our attention away from our later 
viewing pleasure not in the bomb free chamber .. *

should read:

*So let us momentarily turn our attention away from our later 
viewing pleasure [not] in the bomb free chamber .. *

*It concerns an extraterrestial armour clad practically 
fluorescent dragon with a simultaneous in all direction bolt on 
ray gun*

should read:

*It concerns an extraterrestial armour clad practically 
fluorescent dragon with a simultaneous in all direction firing 
bolt on ray gun*

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are you stupid?
are you gay?
are you alone?
are you confused?
are you bitter?
are you sensitive?
are you cross dressing?
are you a pedophile?
are you medicated
are you in need of medication?
are you bitter?
are you dying?

9 11 01
9 11 03
9 11 12

richard warwick is a bitch 

are you stupid?
are you gay?
are you alone?
are you confused? no
are you bitter? yes
are you sensitive? yes
are you cross dressing? no
are you a pedophile? no
are you medicated no
are you in need of medication? no
are you bitter? asked already
are you dying? no
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This is the diagnosis for which particular psychological malady 
exactly?

X
IS A WORSE BITCH

Can you write like me?
Can you tell me what is 5! within 5 seconds?
Can you spell *onomatopoiea* for me all of your own?
Can you take it up the ass like a good little soldier boy?
Can you refrain from sniffing all that glue?
Can you exist beyond the grave - or rather, will you?
Can you get a life? no [I filled it in for you.]
Can you suck my dick? no [I filled that one in for you too.]
 

POST YOUR ADDRESS SO THAT WE'LL KNOW WHERE THE FIRST BOMB SHOULD 
BE DROPPED.

you suck your own dick?

I have a favor to ask. LOL! Since I cannot jet to London in the 
next couple days, would you kindly saunter down to the "The 
Magnificent Nineteen" gathering and give the extremist fucks the 
finger for me - maybe toss an egg or two?

It would benifit you as well Richard. Once Blair's terrorist 
experts review the tapes of the event looking for wanted 
terrorists, and they see you bitch-slap the towel clean off a 
Mullah's head, your in like Flynn. Undoubtedly, the government 
will throw money at you.

...and you're in like Flynn as well.

I have a favor to ask. LOL! Since I cannot jet to London in the 
next couple days, would you kindly saunter down to the "The 
Magnificent Nineteen" gathering and give the extremist fucks the 
finger for me - maybe toss an egg or two?

It would benifit you as well Richard. Once Blair's terrorist 
experts review the tapes of the event looking for wanted 
terrorists, and they see you bitch-slap the towel clean off a 
Mullah's head, your in like Flynn. Undoubtedly, the government 
will throw money at you.
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LOL!! Yes om/cf! The government ... yuhhh roight! They gave me 
the money tho' LOL! thx guys! They threw it at me and I can tell 
you that all that small change FUCKING hurt and I had to keep my 
sweet l'il babe ass eyes shut an' all! LOL!!

God Bless America and all of her allies. Your childish tantrum 
reveals you to be a person of less than average intellect, a 
coward, and just another garden variety asswipe. Explains why 
your head rag is brown. Good news: it'll soon be red. ;)   

                                

Well I thought it was a good idea at the time. I still think 
that idea will fly anyway.. And contrary to what someone else 
posted, we export a whole lot more than "Cleaning Products"! 
Cattle?, (News to me I thought folks in other countries had 
thier own), Lumber, Computers, Cars, Car Parts, Steel, Iron, 
Soy, Wheat, Agriculture of all kinds, Humanitarian Aid, Hell if 
its produced in America, it's sold to another country which is 
good for us! Harley's! Since that particular person doesnt even 
know how to use them I dont know why he would think everything 
we export is cleaning products !@#$#@! I've almost given up on 
the Israeli, Palestian issue. Maybe someday. Anyway hope things 
are going good on your end. 

You know Yasser, when we consider all these false Christian 
allusions ... well do you know what we do?
That's right!
We get rid of ya! :)
As per usual in this kind of situation the Israelis know exactly 
what to do and have exerted a mass leaflet drop from an airplane 
where upon each leaflet contains the entire gospel of St. John!!!
WOW!@!!!
But why art they trying to indoctrinate the enemy with what is 
clearly a testimony of a false messiah? ;)
I'm not sure.
However, if you look at the fine print you can indeed see a 
reference there [specs on!] to the prophet Ezekiel.
In the meantime I have gone up against an acting challenger.

*THIS IS DEDICATED TO THE GHOST OF DONALD RUMSFELD CAUSE OH BOY 
ARE YOU FRYING IN HELL OR WHAT?????*
Well I thought it was a good idea at the time. I still think 
that idea will fly anyway.. And contrary to what someone else 
posted, we export a whole lot more than "Cleaning Products"! 
Cattle?, (News to me I thought folks in other countries had 
thier own), Lumber, Computers, Cars, Car Parts, Steel, Iron, 
Soy, Wheat, Agriculture of all kinds, Humanitarian Aid, Hell if 
its produced in America, it's sold to another country which is 
good for us! Harley's! Since that particular person doesnt even 
know how to use them I dont know why he would think everything 
we export is cleaning products !@#$#@! I've almost given up on 
the Israeli, Palestian issue. Maybe someday. Anyway hope things 
are going good on your end. 
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Actually we here in YURUP don't really give a rat's ass about 
most of what you export.
For example:
You say *Harley*
I say *Ducati*
Geddit????????
You moronic U.S. fat people are simply living this dream where 
you are totally seperate from the rest of the world.
Your economy is nosediving splat! into the ground.
I'm laughing watching this occur.
Blame your war-mongering president and an unjust pretext to 
invade Iraq!
On the basis of a Kuwaiti invasion I grant you fair enough basis 
to kill off a few of your own ...
But on the basis of some entirely non-existent WMD?
I mean COME ON!@!!!
Wake up to the FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!
Your country SIMPLY INVADED along with a few British stragglers -
Iraq!
And with no reason whatsoever that could ever obtain an 
appelation that one could deem *legitimate*
These are simple facts.
Argue them down if you will yet they are statements of Truth and 
anything you wish to say that is fundamentally opposing them are 
simply the deluded fantasies of the *Oh My! The U.S. is so 
fuckin' grand with Hollywood an' everythin'!!* fucked up 
delusional stupid ass crowd!
Read it and weep you obese fuckin' morons!
It's the Truth! LOL!!!

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A sensible prescription for a healthy planet.

only queers ride Ducati's. get a fucken Triumph or a Norton, 
pussy.

Yes! The 1931 Norton!
That will do nicely ma'am! LOL!!

cunts like warlick should ride the bus.

cunts like you whine about warwick.

Cattle?, (News to me I thought folks in other countries had 
thier own), Lumber, Computers, Cars, Car Parts, Steel, Iron, 
Soy, Wheat, Agriculture of all kinds, Humanitarian Aid, Hell if 
its produced in America, it's sold to another country which is 
good for us!
______________________________________________________________

HUMANITARIAN AID IS SOLD? COMPUTERS ARE PUT TOGETHER IN AMERICA, 
ALL OF THE PARTS ARE MADE IN ASIA! aND DO YOU THINK IRAQIS CAN 
AFFORD TO BUY THEM, SEEING AS THEY LIVE IN ONE ROOM HOMES?
THE REAL QUESTION IS: HOW FUCKIN STUPID ARE YOU ABLE TO GET? 
I'VE MET 10-YEAR-OLD KIDS WHO HAVE A MUCH BETTER GRIP ON FOREIGN 
AFFAIRS THAN YOU DO! WHAT DO YOU DO? WHEN YOU WATCH THE NEWS, DO 
YOU KEEP THE SOUND TURNED DOWN, AND MAKE UP WHAT YOU THINK THEY 
SAID? 

cunts like warlick should ride the bus.
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LOL!! Too funny!
LOL!!!!

this message board is better than women, I FUCKIN TYPE MY HEART 
OUT!!!!!!!!     I make sense to myself!!!!!

 Should I find a faggot british board?   Yes 



           I do not even realise how ignorant i really am!!!!!


           please throw me off the board, or all others will 
leave!!!! get it?

since computers were invented I receive attention from people

before computers, I was alone in my world

I will fuck your ass, get it?

this message board is better than women, I FUCKIN TYPE MY HEART 
OUT!!!!!!!!     I make sense to myself!!!!!

 Should I find a faggot british board?   Yes 



           I do not even realise how ignorant i really am!!!!!


           please throw me off the board, or all others will 
leave!!!! get it?
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Do you know I could stick my own board up and it would be less 
than a days work?

Yeah' hey there you maggot brained fuckwheat' why don't you do 
it then dicksniffer?  Canada says fuck the U.K.

do you know i dont give a fuck what u do,       fag



       you are the board bitch

I am the true BRITISH DICK SUCKIN FAGGOT


SO FUCKIN WHAT

Yeah' hey there you maggot brained fuckwheat' why don't you do 
it then dicksniffer?  Canada says fuck the U.K.
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Because your stinkin' l'il asshole turns me on?
I don't know.
You tell me freak.
Suck on my huge fuckin' cock now!!!
Go on! LOL!!

Fuck you fuckers! *I'VE GOT A BELLY FILL OF CUM!*

Do You? HA!

Didn't think so!!

I WIN! YOU *LOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!*

You piece of shit faggot.  Canadien,s hate u Limey fucking 
queers.  Come to Canada dicksmoker and u'll be killed 
motherfucker,

Do you know I could stick my own board up and it would be less 
than a days work?
------------------------------------------------

BWHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT "A DAYS WORK"? LMFAO!!!

You piece of shit faggot.  Canadien,s hate u Limey fucking 
queers.  Come to Canada dicksmoker and u'll be killed 
motherfucker,
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If that was the case then why would I go to a place like Canada?
Think moron!!! Think!!!
This is crucial!!!
The entire future of the human race utterly DEPENDS on me & 
Crazy Canuck fucking our gay l'il asses senseless with 
projectile cum hittin' the ceiling, British & Canadian  police 
women with their navy blue knickers down & giant dildos reaming 
them in & out & in & out & I mean EVERYTHING!!! even .... 
CANADIANS???????? Don't you think we should draw the line 
SOMEWHERE???????? NO! :) Even CANADIANS!!!! LOL!! Miserable l'il 
fuck. You ain't worth the day you were born. Kill yourself for 
the benefit of humanity. Go on! L'il loser! LOL!!

So this is the situation:
The Western leaders get lies fed to the media of the day and 
that media feeds your couch potato ass with a bunch of goddamn 
lies!
Did it ever occur to you to demand absolute undeniable material 
proof?
It did? :)
Then you realise just how fucked up and sick those people can 
get.
If there is a nuclear weapons program in Iran then you can have 
my ass for free!!
That entire population of you being! ;)
In the meantime I call for the execution of George Bush, his 
cronies, Tony Blair, his cronies ...
And fuck you too!!
We're sending you to Hell.
Have a nice time in Hell.

Do you know I could stick my own board up and it would be less 
than a days work?
------------------------------------------------

BWHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT "A DAYS WORK"? LMFAO!!!_______


AS USUAL, SOME WANNA-BE TRYING TO POST AS MYSELF.

X=Crazy, Canuck         
                             

*IRAN DOES NOT HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPONS PROGRAM* 
________________________________________

Really? Bullshit. Why would Iran walk their happy asses out of 
todays U.N. meeting the second talk turned to them proving to 
the watchdogs of the Non-Proliferation Treaty that their 
installations are strictly for electrical purposes?

*IRAN DOES NOT HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPONS PROGRAM* 
________________________________________

Really? Bullshit. Why would Iran walk their happy asses out of 
todays U.N. meeting the second talk turned to them proving to 
the watchdogs of the Non-Proliferation Treaty that their 
installations are strictly for electrical purposes?
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Because they are?
Um, because they have a nuclear weapons program in order to 
irradiate their sweet little pussies?
Because they like to glow in the dark?
Electrical purposes??
Bull!!
Those purposes are strictly military and do you really believe I 
was born yesterday you stupid AM_ER_I KANNN FUCK!!!! LMAO!
[You should have sent me that check/cheque by the way, I am 
sorely disappointed!!!] LOL!!

Okay so this is a sort of three in a bed kind of thing.
But wanna join in?
You a police woman for example?
Let's fuck!! LOL!!
Use the vibrator against the ass of your American leader!
Soothe him with sweet murmers my beautiful British police woman 
and then slowly push it in ..  :)
THERE!! You got him now!
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
You didn't want to but I told you to do that so you did?? :))
I am going to mount you now my beautiful little British police 
woman.
What do you think of the closet?
Do you think for example that it requires additional viewing 
space?
Just exactly what do you think of my penis?
Personally I think it sucks - or rather is being sucked - but I 
say that an unwarranted distro like that can lead in eventuality 
to only one thing ..
Jesus Christ porn star and a few police women starring alongside 
too!
I think I'll take time off whilst worrying about the incoming 
nuclear capable vessels and just fuck the police women with a 
coupla gimps lookin' on!! LOL!!
It's a free distro so don't say you ever paid for this kind of 
luxury because you didn't.
FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! UH!!! UH!!! UH!!! OH GOD THAT THING IS 
HUGE!!! UH!! STRETCH ME!!! OH GO ON!!! UH!!! UH!!! UH!!! I'M 
COMING!!! DON'T STOP!! IT'S AN ORDER! UH!

RICHARD!! GET YOUR HAND OFF YOUR DICK, CLEAN THIS FUCKING MESS 
UP AND GET IN YOUR FUCKING BEDROOM WITH YOUR TWISTED, PERVERTED 
SELF!!!!!!!!! The ladies will be here for tea at any moment. Of 
course YOU KNEW THAT, DINCHA, YOU SICK FUCKING PUPPY!!!!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN!!!

RICHARD!! GET YOUR HAND OFF YOUR DICK, CLEAN THIS FUCKING MESS 
UP AND GET IN YOUR FUCKING BEDROOM WITH YOUR TWISTED, PERVERTED 
SELF!!!!!!!!! The ladies will be here for tea at any moment. Of 
course YOU KNEW THAT, DINCHA, YOU SICK FUCKING PUPPY!!!!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN!!!
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You don't talk like my mum.
My mum is really nice and would never ever talk to me like that!
She said never to talk to strangers either.
Just for interest's sake are you for or against Jesus Christ 
porn flicks or is it a non-issue with you?
Just wondering.

Well would you like to star in one then???

ok,  ride a bicycle or walk,  cunt,  noone gets on a bus with a 
mad jacker like u

I am now fucking the entire Hollywood A-list!!
That was great! :)
Dinner sometime?
We could discuss how the construction of your respective bomb 
shelter is doing over an Alsatian Tarte Flambee.
For example.
Many of you are Jews twice over - Biblically as in the New 
Testament and in the hereditary sense too.
That is another favorite/favourite topic of conversation I had 
in mind.
Dinner sometime with Jesus?
It will put a whole new meaning into projectile vomiting ... :)

Today's link for the disinterested & bored.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3106488.stm

"It is no secret that the current US administration, or at least 
its influential circle, entertains the idea of invasion of yet 
another territory, as they aim to re-engineer and re-shape the 
entire Middle East region." 

Fuck their economy?
No!
They've done it already for you.
That's okay though - they're grabbing all that burning Iraqi oil 
as a keepsake.
You do realise that you are about to receive an attack by Al 
Quaeda?
All the signs are there in my opinion.
Political assassination is the most direct way of halting this 
whole fucking mess by a fucking nutso admin.
You little fucking spokesman there with that shit you spout day 
in and day out in front of my TV.
Well son - take a deep breath because I'm having you done.

england belongs to the U.S.A

 our bitch

 and you my friend are the Queen bitch

Ummmm  Seems to me that England has a liberal immigration policy. 
Seems that a great many Muslims have become citizens of your 
country. Seems that before long, a number of them might begin to 
influence British politics. Remember, Dick, not to worry: Islam 
is the "religion of peace". And just think, one day you'll want 
to pop around the corner for a Boddington's, only to discover 
that consumption of alcohol is illegal. Oh yeah: you'll need to 
convert to Islam or be subject to a crushing tax burden, you 
infidel you. Or maybe you'll be sacked from your job as take away 
at the local fish-n-chips because you said something "offensive" 
about the "religion of peace". Maybe you'll piss some Muslim thug 
off, and he'll tell his mates about you. Then you'll wonder why 
you were so opposed to Bush and Blair who, in my opinion, are 
proving themselves exellent leaders. Blair has proved himself an 
exemplary statesman, and believes in his country, while Dicky 
Warwick offers only myopic criticism andgeneral bitchiness. Grow 
up, Richard.      
                                       
                                      

NOTICE HOW IT HAS BEEN POINTED OUT TO YOU ALL THE THINGS THAT 
WILL HAVE TO CHANGE IN ORDER TO INFLUENCE A CHANGE IN YOUR POINT 
OF VIEW, WHILE HIS "BOWING TO BUSH" ATTITUDE SEEMS TO BE MORE 
THAN ACCEPTABLE TO HIM. TYPICAL OF THE AMERICAN SCHOOL OF 
THOUGHT...ADHERE TO OUR POINT OF VIEW, BECAUSE IF YOURS DIFFERS 
FROM OURS, THEN Y-O-U MUST BE WRONG! LOL!!!
PRETTY MUCH EXPLAINS WHY AMERICANS ARE RIDICULED THE WORLD OVER!

...I mean, hey, lets face, the Democrats are tossing up turds 
for 2004....With a slight tweaking of the Constitution...

http://www.blair2004.com/

Woof!!   
                  

OOPS  I ALMOST FORGOT: PEOPLE FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD ARE 
TRYING TO BECOME U.S. CITIZENS, OR AT LEAST BE THERE IF 
ILLEGALLY. GUESS I WAS PROVING MY IGNORANCE AGAIN TEE HEE...    
                               

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.                                           
                  

Ummmm  Seems to me that England has a liberal immigration 
policy. 
Seems that a great many Muslims have become citizens of your 
country. Seems that before long, a number of them might begin to 
influence British politics. Remember, Dick, not to worry: Islam 
is the "religion of peace". And just think, one day you'll want 
to pop around the corner for a Boddington's, only to discover 
that consumption of alcohol is illegal. Oh yeah: you'll need to 
convert to Islam or be subject to a crushing tax burden, you 
infidel you. Or maybe you'll be sacked from your job as take 
away 
at the local fish-n-chips because you said something "offensive" 
about the "religion of peace". Maybe you'll piss some Muslim 
thug 
off, and he'll tell his mates about you. Then you'll wonder why 
you were so opposed to Bush and Blair who, in my opinion, are 
proving themselves exellent leaders. Blair has proved himself an 
exemplary statesman, and believes in his country, while Dicky 
Warwick offers only myopic criticism andgeneral bitchiness. Grow 
up, Richard.      
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The thing is that I have not even read the Koran.
I am not sure if I'm going to bother now but probably will.
How could I have some kind of pro-Islam stance when I don't 
believe any of that?
Grow up?
Would you like some faster than light travel?
Don't think so!
Can't think of anything more outrageous morally & financially 
personally so just fucking drop it.
Who gives a fuck about a coupla two bit liar politicians anyways?
Who the fuck cares?
Those little fucks can fucking eat me!!
Fuck 'em into Hell.

...I mean, hey, lets face, the Democrats are tossing up turds 
for 2004....With a slight tweaking of the Constitution...

http://www.blair2004.com/
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Godammit! So so proud to be British:
*And did those feet in ancient time .... *
I mean American!
Whoops! Sorry. Correction.
I'm with the Hollywood C list.

Happy 9/11 by the way, forgot to send on the 9th. Looking forward 


to the next big bang.


You Yank Twats 

Soory Iv'e not been in lately, but I have been busy fucking 
Maries shit pipe whilst she let me wear her stockings and high 
heels, fuck me she loved every inch of the pain and then demanded 
that I shoot my wad down her neck whist her little daughter cried 
for me to fuck her pipe.


She let me put a plastic bag over her head while I fucked her 
shitpipe so that she went all weak and made my cock slide in and 
out better.




Cheers Marie for letting me fist your arsehole and pull your 
windpipe out of your brown eye.

Soory Iv'e not been in lately, but I have been busy fucking 


Maries shit pipe whilst she let me wear her stockings and high 


heels, fuck me she loved every inch of the pain and then demanded 


that I shoot my wad down her neck whist her little daughter cried 


for me to fuck her pipe.


She let me put a plastic bag over her head while I fucked her 


shitpipe so that she went all weak and made my cock slide in and 


out better.


Cheers Marie for letting me fist your arsehole and pull your 


windpipe out of your brown eye.

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

The NAZI's thought they'd last a thousand years.

They lasted less than 15

The USSR thought their superior economic and political policies
would make them last eternal

They lasted about 70 years

The British had half the world under her empire. They thought
they'd last forever.

They've been nobodys for the last 100 years

AMERICA WILL COME DOWN. TIME WILL WEAR YOU DOWN.

AMERICA WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE INEVITABLE

AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD REJOICES

I guess there always is that hope, to keep pussies like you 
going.

America The Beautiful
Words by Katharine Lee Bates

O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
About the fruited plain!
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

O beautiful for patriot dream
That sees beyond the years
Thine alabaster cities gleam
Undimmed by human tears!
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

***************************************

God Bless America
By Irving Berlin
(Born Temum, Siberia, May 11, 1888; died New York, September 22, 
1989.)

God bless America
Land that I love.
Stand beside her, and guide her
Through the night with a light from above.

From the mountains,
To the prairies,
To the oceans white with foam.
God bless America,
My home, sweet home.

God bless America
My home, sweet home

****************************************

God Bless the U.S.A.
Lee Greenwood

If tomorrow all the things were gone
I'd worked for all my life,
And I had to start again
with just my children and my wife,
I'd thank my lucky stars
to be living here today,
'Cause the flag still stands for freedom
and they can't take that away. 

I'm proud to be an American
where at least I know I'm free,
And I won't forget the men who died
who gave that right to me,
And I gladly stand up next to you
and defend her still today,
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.

From the lakes of Minnesota
to the hills of Tennessee,
Across the plains of Texas
from sea to shining sea.
From Detroit down to Houston
and New York to L.A.,
There's pride in every American heart
and it's time we stand and say:

I'm proud to be an American
where at least I know I'm free,
And I won't forget the men who died
who gave that right to me,
And I gladly stand up next to you
and defend her still today,
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.

*********************************************

The Marines Hymn

From the Halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli
We fight our country's battles
On the land as on the sea.
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
Of United States Marines.

Our flag's unfurled to every breeze
From dawn to setting sun;
We have fought in every clime and place
Where we could take a gun.
In the snow of far-off Northern lands
And in sunny tropic scenes;
You will find us always on the job --
The United States Marines.

Here's health to you and to our Corps
Which we are proud to serve;
In many a strife we've fought for life
And never lost our nerve.
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Marines.

********************************************

My Country Tis of Thee
Samuel F. Smith

My country, 'tis of thee,
Sweet land of liberty
Of thee I sing;
Land where my fathers died,
Land of the pilgrims' pride,
From every mountain side
Let freedom ring.

Let music swell the breeze,
And ring from all the trees
Sweet freedom's song;
Let mortal tongues awake;
Let all that breathe partake;
Let rocks their silence break,
The sound prolong.

Our fathers' God to Thee,
Author of liberty,
To thee we sing,
Long may our land be bright
With freedom's holy light,
Protect us by they might
Great God, our King.

***************************************

Star Spangled Banner
by Francis Scott Key

O! say can you see by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the Rockets' red glare, the Bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our Flag was still there; 

O! say does that star-spangled Banner yet wave,
O'er the Land of the free, and the home of the brave? 

On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream, 

Tis the star-spangled banner, O! long may it wave,
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave. 

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A home and a country, shall leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave,
From the terror of fight or the gloom of the grave, 

And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave,
O'er the Land of the Free, and the home of the Brave. 

O! thus be it ever when freemen shall stand,
Between their loved home, and the war's desolation,
blest with victory and peace, may the Heav'n rescued land,
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto - "In God is our Trust;" 

And the star-spangled Banner in triumph shall wave,
O'er the Land of the Free, and the Home of the Brave.

America The Beautiful
Words by Katharine Lee Bates

O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
About the fruited plain!
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

O beautiful for patriot dream
That sees beyond the years
Thine alabaster cities gleam
Undimmed by human tears!
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

***************************************

God Bless America
By Irving Berlin
(Born Temum, Siberia, May 11, 1888; died New York, September 22, 
1989.)

God bless America
Land that I love.
Stand beside her, and guide her
Through the night with a light from above.

From the mountains,
To the prairies,
To the oceans white with foam.
God bless America,
My home, sweet home.

God bless America
My home, sweet home

****************************************

God Bless the U.S.A.
Lee Greenwood

If tomorrow all the things were gone
I'd worked for all my life,
And I had to start again
with just my children and my wife,
I'd thank my lucky stars
to be living here today,
'Cause the flag still stands for freedom
and they can't take that away. 

I'm proud to be an American
where at least I know I'm free,
And I won't forget the men who died
who gave that right to me,
And I gladly stand up next to you
and defend her still today,
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.

From the lakes of Minnesota
to the hills of Tennessee,
Across the plains of Texas
from sea to shining sea.
From Detroit down to Houston
and New York to L.A.,
There's pride in every American heart
and it's time we stand and say:

I'm proud to be an American
where at least I know I'm free,
And I won't forget the men who died
who gave that right to me,
And I gladly stand up next to you
and defend her still today,
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.

*********************************************

The Marines Hymn

From the Halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli
We fight our country's battles
On the land as on the sea.
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
Of United States Marines.

Our flag's unfurled to every breeze
From dawn to setting sun;
We have fought in every clime and place
Where we could take a gun.
In the snow of far-off Northern lands
And in sunny tropic scenes;
You will find us always on the job --
The United States Marines.

Here's health to you and to our Corps
Which we are proud to serve;
In many a strife we've fought for life
And never lost our nerve.
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Marines.

********************************************

My Country Tis of Thee
Samuel F. Smith

My country, 'tis of thee,
Sweet land of liberty
Of thee I sing;
Land where my fathers died,
Land of the pilgrims' pride,
From every mountain side
Let freedom ring.

Let music swell the breeze,
And ring from all the trees
Sweet freedom's song;
Let mortal tongues awake;
Let all that breathe partake;
Let rocks their silence break,
The sound prolong.

Our fathers' God to Thee,
Author of liberty,
To thee we sing,
Long may our land be bright
With freedom's holy light,
Protect us by they might
Great God, our King.

***************************************

Star Spangled Banner
by Francis Scott Key

O! say can you see by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the Rockets' red glare, the Bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our Flag was still there; 

O! say does that star-spangled Banner yet wave,
O'er the Land of the free, and the home of the brave? 

On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream, 

Tis the star-spangled banner, O! long may it wave,
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave. 

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A home and a country, shall leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave,
From the terror of fight or the gloom of the grave, 

And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave,
O'er the Land of the Free, and the home of the Brave. 

O! thus be it ever when freemen shall stand,
Between their loved home, and the war's desolation,
blest with victory and peace, may the Heav'n rescued land,
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto - "In God is our Trust;" 

And the star-spangled Banner in triumph shall wave,
O'er the Land of the Free, and the Home of the Brave.

America The Beautiful
Words by Katharine Lee Bates

O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
About the fruited plain!
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

O beautiful for patriot dream
That sees beyond the years
Thine alabaster cities gleam
Undimmed by human tears!
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

***************************************

God Bless America
By Irving Berlin
(Born Temum, Siberia, May 11, 1888; died New York, September 22, 
1989.)

God bless America
Land that I love.
Stand beside her, and guide her
Through the night with a light from above.

From the mountains,
To the prairies,
To the oceans white with foam.
God bless America,
My home, sweet home.

God bless America
My home, sweet home

****************************************

God Bless the U.S.A.
Lee Greenwood

If tomorrow all the things were gone
I'd worked for all my life,
And I had to start again
with just my children and my wife,
I'd thank my lucky stars
to be living here today,
'Cause the flag still stands for freedom
and they can't take that away. 

I'm proud to be an American
where at least I know I'm free,
And I won't forget the men who died
who gave that right to me,
And I gladly stand up next to you
and defend her still today,
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.

From the lakes of Minnesota
to the hills of Tennessee,
Across the plains of Texas
from sea to shining sea.
From Detroit down to Houston
and New York to L.A.,
There's pride in every American heart
and it's time we stand and say:

I'm proud to be an American
where at least I know I'm free,
And I won't forget the men who died
who gave that right to me,
And I gladly stand up next to you
and defend her still today,
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God Bless the U.S.A.

*********************************************

The Marines Hymn

From the Halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli
We fight our country's battles
On the land as on the sea.
First to fight for right and freedom
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
Of United States Marines.

Our flag's unfurled to every breeze
From dawn to setting sun;
We have fought in every clime and place
Where we could take a gun.
In the snow of far-off Northern lands
And in sunny tropic scenes;
You will find us always on the job --
The United States Marines.

Here's health to you and to our Corps
Which we are proud to serve;
In many a strife we've fought for life
And never lost our nerve.
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Marines.

********************************************

My Country Tis of Thee
Samuel F. Smith

My country, 'tis of thee,
Sweet land of liberty
Of thee I sing;
Land where my fathers died,
Land of the pilgrims' pride,
From every mountain side
Let freedom ring.

Let music swell the breeze,
And ring from all the trees
Sweet freedom's song;
Let mortal tongues awake;
Let all that breathe partake;
Let rocks their silence break,
The sound prolong.

Our fathers' God to Thee,
Author of liberty,
To thee we sing,
Long may our land be bright
With freedom's holy light,
Protect us by they might
Great God, our King.

***************************************

Star Spangled Banner
by Francis Scott Key

O! say can you see by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the Rockets' red glare, the Bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our Flag was still there; 

O! say does that star-spangled Banner yet wave,
O'er the Land of the free, and the home of the brave? 

On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream, 

Tis the star-spangled banner, O! long may it wave,
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave. 

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A home and a country, shall leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave,
From the terror of fight or the gloom of the grave, 

And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave,
O'er the Land of the Free, and the home of the Brave. 

O! thus be it ever when freemen shall stand,
Between their loved home, and the war's desolation,
blest with victory and peace, may the Heav'n rescued land,
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto - "In God is our Trust;" 

And the star-spangled Banner in triumph shall wave,
O'er the Land of the Free, and the Home of the Brave.

The Declaration of Independence of the Thirteen Colonies 


The Declaration of Independence of the Thirteen Colonies
In CONGRESS, July 4, 1776 

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of 
America, 

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one 
people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them 
with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the 
separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of 
Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of 
mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel 
them to the separation. 

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are 
created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with 
certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty 
and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, 
Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers 
from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of 
Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of 
the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new 
Government, laying its foundation on such principles and 
organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most 
likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, 
will dictate that Governments long established should not be 
changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all 
experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, 
while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by 
abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a 
long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the 
same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute 
Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off 
such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future 
security. --Such has been the patient sufferance of these 
Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to 
alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the 
present King of Great Britain [George III] is a history of 
repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object 
the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To 
prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. 

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and 
necessary for the public good. 

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and 
pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till 
his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has 
utterly neglected to attend to them. 

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large 
districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the 
right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable 
to them and formidable to tyrants only. 

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, 
uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public 
Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance 
with his measures. 

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing 
with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. 

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to 
cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, 
incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large 
for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed 
to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions 
within. 

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; 
for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of 
Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their 
migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new 
Appropriations of Lands. 

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his 
Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. 

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure 
of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. 

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither 
swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their 
substance. 

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without 
the consent of our legislatures. 

He has affected to render the Military independent of and 
superior to the Civil power. 

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction 
foreign to our constitution and unacknowledged by our laws; 
giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: 

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: 

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any 
Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these 
States: 

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: 

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: 

For depriving us, in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by 
Jury: 

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended 
offences: 

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring 
Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and 
enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example 
and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into 
these Colonies: 

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, 
and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: 

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves 
invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. 

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his 
Protection and waging War against us. 

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, 
and destroyed the lives of our people. 

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign 
Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and 
tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty and perfidy 
scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally 
unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. 

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high 
Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the 
executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall 
themselves by their Hands. 

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has 
endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the 
merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an 
undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. 

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for 
Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have 
been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character 
is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit 
to be the ruler of a free people. 

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. 
We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their 
legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We 
have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and 
settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and 
magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common 
kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably 
interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been 
deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, 
therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our 
Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, 
Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. 

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of 
America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the 
Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, 
do, in the Name, and by the Authority of the good People of 
these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United 
Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent 
States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the 
British Crown, and that all political connection between them 
and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally 
dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have 
full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, 
establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which 
Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this 
Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine 
Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our 
Fortunes and our sacred Honor. 

The signers of the Declaration represented the new states as 
follows: 
New Hampshire: 
Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton 
Massachusetts:
John Hancock, Samual Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, 
Elbridge Gerry 
Rhode Island:
Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery 
Connecticut:
Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver 
Wolcott 

New York:
William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris 
New Jersey:
Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John 
Hart, Abraham Clark 
Pennsylvania:
Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, 
George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George 
Ross 
Delaware:
Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean 
Maryland:
Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of 
Carrollton 
Virginia:
George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin 
Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter 
Braxton 
North Carolina:
William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn 
South Carolina:
Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur 
Middleton 
Georgia:
Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton 

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THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION

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(See Note 1) 

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more 
perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, 
provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and 
secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, 
do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States 
of America. 

Article. I.
Section 1. 
All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a 
Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate 
and House of Representatives. 

Section. 2. 
Clause 1: The House of Representatives shall be composed of 
Members chosen every second Year by the People of the several 
States, and the Electors in each State shall have the 
Qualifications requisite for Electors of the most numerous 
Branch of the State Legislature. 

Clause 2: No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have 
attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven Years a 
Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, 
be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen. 

Clause 3: Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned 
among the several States which may be included within this 
Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be 
determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, 
including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and 
excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons. 
(See Note 2) The actual Enumeration shall be made within three 
Years after the first Meeting of the Congress of the United 
States, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years, in such 
Manner as they shall by Law direct. The Number of 
Representatives shall not exceed one for every thirty Thousand, 
but each State shall have at Least one Representative; and until 
such enumeration shall be made, the State of New Hampshire shall 
be entitled to chuse three, Massachusetts eight, Rhode-Island 
and Providence Plantations one, Connecticut five, New-York six, 
New Jersey four, Pennsylvania eight, Delaware one, Maryland six, 
Virginia ten, North Carolina five, South Carolina five, and 
Georgia three. 

Clause 4: When vacancies happen in the Representation from any 
State, the Executive Authority thereof shall issue Writs of 
Election to fill such Vacancies. 

Clause 5: The House of Representatives shall chuse their Speaker 
and other Officers; and shall have the sole Power of 
Impeachment. 

Section. 3. 
Clause 1: The Senate of the United States shall be composed of 
two Senators from each State, chosen by the Legislature thereof, 
(See Note 3) for six Years; and each Senator shall have one 
Vote. 

Clause 2: Immediately after they shall be assembled in 
Consequence of the first Election, they shall be divided as 
equally as may be into three Classes. The Seats of the Senators 
of the first Class shall be vacated at the Expiration of the 
second Year, of the second Class at the Expiration of the fourth 
Year, and of the third Class at the Expiration of the sixth 
Year, so that one third may be chosen every second Year; and if 
Vacancies happen by Resignation, or otherwise, during the Recess 
of the Legislature of any State, the Executive thereof may make 
temporary Appointments until the next Meeting of the 
Legislature, which shall then fill such Vacancies. (See Note 4) 

Clause 3: No Person shall be a Senator who shall not have 
attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a 
Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, 
be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen. 

Clause 4: The Vice President of the United States shall be 
President of the Senate, but shall have no Vote, unless they be 
equally divided. 

Clause 5: The Senate shall chuse their other Officers, and also 
a President pro tempore, in the Absence of the Vice President, 
or when he shall exercise the Office of President of the United 
States. 

Clause 6: The Senate shall have the sole Power to try all 
Impeachments. When sitting for that Purpose, they shall be on 
Oath or Affirmation. When the President of the United States is 
tried, the Chief Justice shall preside: And no Person shall be 
convicted without the Concurrence of two thirds of the Members 
present. 

Clause 7: Judgment in Cases of Impeachment shall not extend 
further than to removal from Office, and disqualification to 
hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the 
United States: but the Party convicted shall nevertheless be 
liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgment and 
Punishment, according to Law. 

Section. 4. 
Clause 1: The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for 
Senators and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State 
by the Legislature thereof; but the Congress may at any time by 
Law make or alter such Regulations, except as to the Places of 
chusing Senators. 

Clause 2: The Congress shall assemble at least once in every 
Year, and such Meeting shall be on the first Monday in December, 
(See Note 5) unless they shall by Law appoint a different Day. 

Section. 5. 
Clause 1: Each House shall be the Judge of the Elections, 
Returns and Qualifications of its own Members, and a Majority of 
each shall constitute a Quorum to do Business; but a smaller 
Number may adjourn from day to day, and may be authorized to 
compel the Attendance of absent Members, in such Manner, and 
under such Penalties as each House may provide. 

Clause 2: Each House may determine the Rules of its Proceedings, 
punish its Members for disorderly Behaviour, and, with the 
Concurrence of two thirds, expel a Member. 

Clause 3: Each House shall keep a Journal of its Proceedings, 
and from time to time publish the same, excepting such Parts as 
may in their Judgment require Secrecy; and the Yeas and Nays of 
the Members of either House on any question shall, at the Desire 
of one fifth of those Present, be entered on the Journal. 

Clause 4: Neither House, during the Session of Congress, shall, 
without the Consent of the other, adjourn for more than three 
days, nor to any other Place than that in which the two Houses 
shall be sitting. 

Section. 6. 
Clause 1: The Senators and Representatives shall receive a 
Compensation for their Services, to be ascertained by Law, and 
paid out of the Treasury of the United States. (See Note 6) They 
shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony and Breach of the 
Peace, beprivileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the 
Session of their respective Houses, and in going to and 
returning from the same; and for any Speech or Debate in either 
House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place. 

Clause 2: No Senator or Representative shall, during the Time 
for which he was elected, be appointed to any civil Office under 
the Authority of the United States, which shall have been 
created, or the Emoluments whereof shall have been encreased 
during such time; and no Person holding any Office under the 
United States, shall be a Member of either House during his 
Continuance in Office. 

Section. 7. 
Clause 1: All Bills for raising Revenue shall originate in the 
House of Representatives; but the Senate may propose or concur 
with Amendments as on other Bills. 

Clause 2: Every Bill which shall have passed the House of 
Representatives and the Senate, shall, before it become a Law, 
be presented to the President of the United States; If he 
approve he shall sign it, but if not he shall return it, with 
his Objections to that House in which it shall have originated, 
who shall enter the Objections at large on their Journal, and 
proceed to reconsider it. If after such Reconsideration two 
thirds of that House shall agree to pass the Bill, it shall be 
sent, together with the Objections, to the other House, by which 
it shall likewise be reconsidered, and if approved by two thirds 
of that House, it shall become a Law. But in all such Cases the 
Votes of both Houses shall be determined by yeas and Nays, and 
the Names of the Persons voting for and against the Bill shall 
be entered on the Journal of each House respectively. If any 
Bill shall not be returned by the President within ten Days 
(Sundays excepted) after it shall have been presented to him, 
the Same shall be a Law, in like Manner as if he had signed it, 
unless the Congress by their Adjournment prevent its Return, in 
which Case it shall not be a Law. 

Clause 3: Every Order, Resolution, or Vote to which the 
Concurrence of the Senate and House of Representatives may be 
necessary (except on a question of Adjournment) shall be 
presented to the President of the United States; and before the 
Same shall take Effect, shall be approved by him, or being 
disapproved by him, shall be repassed by two thirds of the 
Senate and House of Representatives, according to the Rules and 
Limitations prescribed in the Case of a Bill. 

Section. 8. 
Clause 1: The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect 
Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide 
for the common Defence and general Welfare of the United States; 
but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout 
the United States; 

Clause 2: To borrow Money on the credit of the United States; 

Clause 3: To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among 
the several States, and with the Indian Tribes; 

Clause 4: To establish an uniform Rule of Naturalization, and 
uniform Laws on the subject of Bankruptcies throughout the 
United States; 

Clause 5: To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of 
foreign Coin, and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures; 

Clause 6: To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting the 
Securities and current Coin of the United States; 

Clause 7: To establish Post Offices and post Roads; 

Clause 8: To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by 
securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the 
exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries; 

Clause 9: To constitute Tribunals inferior to the supreme Court; 

Clause 10: To define and punish Piracies and Felonies committed 
on the high Seas, and Offences against the Law of Nations; 

Clause 11: To declare War, grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, 
and make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water; 

Clause 12: To raise and support Armies, but no Appropriation of 
Money to that Use shall be for a longer Term than two Years; 

Clause 13: To provide and maintain a Navy; 

Clause 14: To make Rules for the Government and Regulation of 
the land and naval Forces; 

Clause 15: To provide for calling forth the Militia to execute 
the Laws of the Union, suppress Insurrections and repel 
Invasions; 

Clause 16: To provide for organizing, arming, and disciplining, 
the Militia, and for governing such Part of them as may be 
employed in the Service of the United States, reserving to the 
States respectively, the Appointment of the Officers, and the 
Authority of training the Militia according to the discipline 
prescribed by Congress; 

Clause 17: To exercise exclusive Legislation in all Cases 
whatsoever, over such District (not exceeding ten Miles square) 
as may, byCession of particular States, and the Acceptance of 
Congress, become the Seat of the Government of the United 
States, and to exercise like Authority over all Places purchased 
by the Consent of the Legislature of the State in which the Same 
shall be, for the Erection of Forts, Magazines, Arsenals, dock-
Yards, and other needful Buildings;--And 

Clause 18: To make all Laws which shall be necessary and proper 
for carrying into Execution the foregoing Powers, and all other 
Powers vested by this Constitution in the Government of the 
United States, or in any Department or Officer thereof. 

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Section. 9. 
Clause 1: The Migration or Importation of such Persons as any of 
the States now existing shall think proper to admit, shall not 
be prohibited by the Congress prior to the Year one thousand 
eight hundred and eight, but a Tax or duty may be imposed on 
such Importation, not exceeding ten dollars for each Person. 

Clause 2: The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not 
be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the 
public Safety may require it. 

Clause 3: No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law shall be 
passed. 

Clause 4: No Capitation, or other direct, Tax shall be laid, 
unless in Proportion to the Census or Enumeration herein before 
directed to be taken. (See Note 7) 

Clause 5: No Tax or Duty shall be laid on Articles exported from 
any State. 

Clause 6: No Preference shall be given by any Regulation of 
Commerce or Revenue to the Ports of one State over those of 
another: nor shall Vessels bound to, or from, one State, be 
obliged to enter, clear, or pay Duties in another. 

Clause 7: No Money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in 
Consequence of Appropriations made by Law; and a regular 
Statement and Account of the Receipts and Expenditures of all 
public Money shall be published from time to time. 

Clause 8: No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United 
States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust 
under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept 
of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind 
whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State. 

Section. 10.
Clause 1: No State shall enter into any Treaty, Alliance, or 
Confederation; grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal; coin Money; 
emit Bills of Credit; make any Thing but gold and silver Coin a 
Tender in Payment of Debts; pass any Bill of Attainder, ex post 
facto Law, or Law impairing the Obligation of Contracts, or 
grant any Title of Nobility. 

Clause 2: No State shall, without the Consent of the Congress, 
lay any Imposts or Duties on Imports or Exports, except what may 
be absolutely necessary for executing it's inspection Laws: and 
the net Produce of all Duties and Imposts, laid by any State on 
Imports or Exports, shall be for the Use of the Treasury of the 
United States; and all such Laws shall be subject to the 
Revision and Controul of the Congress. 

Clause 3: No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, lay 
any Duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of 
Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, 
or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually 
invaded, or in such imminent Danger as will not admit of delay. 

Article. II.
Section. 1. 
Clause 1: The executive Power shall be vested in a President of 
the United States of America. He shall hold his Office during 
the Term of four Years, and, together with the Vice President, 
chosen for the same Term, be elected, as follows 

Clause 2: Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the 
Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors, equal to 
the whole Number of Senators and Representatives to which the 
State may be entitled in the Congress: but no Senator or 
Representative, or Person holding an Office of Trust or Profit 
under the United States, shall be appointed an Elector. 

Clause 3: The Electors shall meet in their respective States, 
and vote by Ballot for two Persons, of whom one at least shall 
not be an Inhabitant of the same State with themselves. And they 
shall make a List of all the Persons voted for, and of the 
Number of Votes for each; which List they shall sign and 
certify, and transmit sealed to the Seat of the Government of 
the United States, directed to the President of the Senate. The 
President of the Senate shall, in the Presence of the Senate and 
House of Representatives, open all the Certificates, and the 
Votes shall then be counted. The Person having the greatest 
Number of Votes shall be the President, if such Number be a 
Majority of the whole Number of Electors appointed; and if there 
be more than one who have such Majority, and have an equal 
Number of Votes, then the House of Representatives shall 
immediately chuse by Ballot one of them for President; and if no 
Person have a Majority, then from the five highest on the List 
the said House shall in like Manner chuse the President. But in 
chusing the President, the Votes shall be taken by States, the 
Representation from each State having one Vote; A quorum for 
this Purpose shall consist of a Member or Members from two 
thirds of the States, and a Majority of all the States shall be 
necessary to a Choice. In every Case, after the Choice of the 
President, the Person having the greatest Number of Votes of the 
Electors shall be the Vice President. But if there should remain 
two or more who have equal Votes, the Senate shall chuse from 
them by Ballot the Vice President. (See Note 8) 

Clause 4: The Congress may determine the Time of chusing the 
Electors, and the Day on which they shall give their Votes; 
which Day shall be the same throughout the United States. 

Clause 5: No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen 
of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this 
Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; 
neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall 
not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been 
fourteen Years a Resident within the United States. 

Clause 6: In Case of the Removal of the President from Office, 
or of his Death, Resignation, or Inability to discharge the 
Powers and Duties of the said Office, (See Note 9) the Same 
shall devolve on the VicePresident, and the Congress may by Law 
provide for the Case of Removal, Death, Resignation or 
Inability, both of the President and Vice President, declaring 
what Officer shall then act as President, and such Officer shall 
act accordingly, until the Disability be removed, or a President 
shall be elected. 

Clause 7: The President shall, at stated Times, receive for his 
Services, a Compensation, which shall neither be encreased nor 
diminished during the Period for which he shall have been 
elected, and he shall not receive within that Period any other 
Emolument from the United States, or any of them. 

Clause 8: Before he enter on the Execution of his Office, he 
shall take the following Oath or Affirmation:--"I do solemnly 
swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of 
President of the United States, and will to the best of my 
Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the 
United States." 

Section. 2. 
Clause 1: The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army 
and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several 
States, when called into the actual Service of the United 
States; he may require the Opinion, in writing, of the principal 
Officer in each of the executive Departments, upon any Subject 
relating to the Duties of their respective Offices, and he shall 
have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offences against 
the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment. 

Clause 2: He shall have Power, by and with the Advice and 
Consent of the Senate, to make Treaties, provided two thirds of 
the Senators present concur; and he shall nominate, and by and 
with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, shall appoint 
Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, Judges of the 
supreme Court, and all other Officers of the United States, 
whose Appointments are not herein otherwise provided for, and 
which shall be established by Law: but the Congress may by Law 
vest the Appointment of such inferior Officers, as they think 
proper, in the President alone, in the Courts of Law, or in the 
Heads of Departments. 

Clause 3: The President shall have Power to fill up all 
Vacancies that may happen during the Recess of the Senate, by 
granting Commissions which shall expire at the End of their next 
Session. 

Section. 3. 
He shall from time to time give to the Congress Information of 
the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration 
such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient; he may, 
on extraordinary Occasions, convene both Houses, or either of 
them, and in Case of Disagreement between them, with Respect to 
the Time of Adjournment, he may adjourn them to such Time as he 
shall think proper; he shall receive Ambassadors and other 
public Ministers; he shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully 
executed, and shall Commission all the Officers of the United 
States. 

Section. 4. 
The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the 
United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, 
and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and 
Misdemeanors. 

Article. III. 
Section. 1.
The judicial Power of the United States, shall be vested in one 
supreme Court, and in such inferior Courts as the Congress may 
from time to time ordain and establish. The Judges, both of the 
supreme and inferior Courts, shall hold their Offices during 
good Behaviour, and shall, at stated Times, receive for their 
Services, a Compensation, which shall not be diminished during 
their Continuance in Office. 

Section. 2. 
Clause 1: The judicial Power shall extend to all Cases, in Law 
and Equity, arising under this Constitution, the Laws of the 
United States, and Treaties made, or which shall be made, under 
their Authority;--to all Cases affecting Ambassadors, other 
public Ministers and Consuls;--to all Cases of admiralty and 
maritime Jurisdiction;--to Controversies to which the United 
States shall be a Party;--to Controversies between two or more 
States;--between a State and Citizens of another State; (See 
Note 10)--between Citizens of different States, --between 
Citizens of the same State claiming Lands under Grants of 
different States, and between a State, or the Citizens thereof, 
and foreign States, Citizens or Subjects. 

Clause 2: In all Cases affecting Ambassadors, other public 
Ministers and Consuls, and those in which a State shall be 
Party, the supreme Court shall have original Jurisdiction. In 
all the other Cases before mentioned, the supreme Court shall 
have appellate Jurisdiction, both as to Law and Fact, with such 
Exceptions, and under such Regulations as the Congress shall 
make. 

Clause 3: The Trial of all Crimes, except in Cases of 
Impeachment, shall be by Jury; and such Trial shall be held in 
the State where the said Crimes shall have been committed; but 
when not committed within any State, the Trial shall be at such 
Place or Places as the Congress may by Law have directed. 

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For amber waves of brain,
For purple mountain peasantries
About the fruitcake brain!
Xanadu! Xanadu!
Satan shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with nancy boys
From sea to shining sea!

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That sees beyond chronometry
Thine alabaster pussies gleam
Undimmed by human tears! Hooray!
Xanadu! Xanadu!
Satan shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with nancy boys
From sea to shining sea!

Section. 3. 
Clause 1: Treason against the United States, shall consist only 
in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, 
giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of 
Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same 
overt Act, or on Confession in open Court. 

Clause 2: The Congress shall have Power to declare the 
Punishment of Treason, but no Attainder of Treason shall work 
Corruption of Blood, or Forfeiture except during the Life of the 
Person attainted. 

Article. IV. 
Section. 1. 
Full Faith and Credit shall be given in each State to the public 
Acts, Records, and judicial Proceedings of every other State. 
And the Congress may by general Laws prescribe the Manner in 
which such Acts, Records and Proceedings shall be proved, and 
the Effect thereof. 

Section. 2. 
Clause 1: The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all 
Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States. 

Clause 2: A Person charged in any State with Treason, Felony, or 
other Crime, who shall flee from Justice, and be found in 
another State, shall on Demand of the executive Authority of the 
State from which he fled, be delivered up, to be removed to the 
State having Jurisdiction of the Crime. 

Clause 3: No Person held to Service or Labour in one State, 
under the Laws thereof, escaping into another, shall, in 
Consequence of any Law or Regulation therein, be discharged from 
such Service or Labour, but shall be delivered up on Claim of 
the Party to whom such Service or Labour may be due. (See Note 
11) 

Section. 3. 
Clause 1: New States may be admitted by the Congress into this 
Union; but no new State shall be formed or erected within the 
Jurisdiction of any other State; nor any State be formed by the 
Junction of two or more States, or Parts of States, without the 
Consent of the Legislatures of the States concerned as well as 
of the Congress. 

Clause 2: The Congress shall have Power to dispose of and make 
all needful Rules and Regulations respecting the Territory or 
other Property belonging to the United States; and nothing in 
this Constitution shall be so construed as to Prejudice any 
Claims of the United States, or of any particular State. 

Section. 4. 
The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a 
Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them 
against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of 
the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against 
domestic Violence. 

Article. V. 
The Congress, whenever two thirds of both Houses shall deem it 
necessary, shall propose Amendments to this Constitution, or, on 
the Application of the Legislatures of two thirds of the several 
States, shall call a Convention for proposing Amendments, which, 
in either Case, shall be valid to all Intents and Purposes, as 
Part of this Constitution, when ratified by the Legislatures of 
three fourths of the several States, or by Conventions in three 
fourths thereof, as the one or the other Mode of Ratification 
may be proposed by the Congress; Provided that no Amendment 
which may be made prior to the Year One thousand eight hundred 
and eight shall in any Manner affect the first and fourth 
Clauses in the Ninth Section of the first Article; and that no 
State, without its Consent, shall be deprived of its equal 
Suffrage in the Senate. 

Article. VI. 
Clause 1: All Debts contracted and Engagements entered into, 
before the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be as valid 
against the United States under this Constitution, as under the 
Confederation. 

Clause 2: This Constitution, and the Laws of the United States 
which shall be made in Pursuance thereof; and all Treaties made, 
or which shall be made, under the Authority of the United 
States, shall be the supreme Law of the Land; and the Judges in 
every State shall be bound thereby, any Thing in the 
Constitution or Laws of any State to the Contrary 
notwithstanding. 

Clause 3: The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and 
the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive 
and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the 
several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to 
support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be 
required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under 
the United States. 

Article. VII. 
The Ratification of the Conventions of nine States, shall be 
sufficient for the Establishment of this Constitution between 
the States so ratifying the Same. 
done in Convention by the Unanimous Consent of the States 
present the Seventeenth Day of September in the Year of our Lord 
one thousand seven hundred and Eighty seven and of the 
Independence of the United States of America the Twelfth In 
witness whereof We have hereunto subscribed our Names, 

GO WASHINGTON--Presidt. and deputy from Virginia 

[Signed also by the deputies of twelve States.] 

Delaware 

Geo: Read
Gunning Bedford jun
John Dickinson 
Richard Bassett 
Jaco: Broom 


Maryland 

James MCHenry
Dan of ST ThoS. Jenifer 
DanL Carroll.


Virginia 

John Blair--
James Madison Jr.


North Carolina 

WM Blount
RichD. Dobbs Spaight.
Hu Williamson 


South Carolina 

J. Rutledge
Charles 1ACotesworth Pinckney
Charles Pinckney
Pierce Butler.


Georgia 

William Few
Abr Baldwin


New Hampshire 

John Langdon
Nicholas Gilman


Massachusetts 

Nathaniel Gorham
Rufus King 


Connecticut
WM. SamL. Johnson
Roger Sherman


New York 

Alexander Hamilton 

New Jersey 

Wil: Livingston
David Brearley.
WM. Paterson. 
Jona: Dayton 


Pennsylvania 

B Franklin
Thomas Mifflin
RobT Morris
Geo. Clymer
ThoS. FitzSimons 
Jared Ingersoll 
James Wilson. 
Gouv Morris


Attest William Jackson Secretary 

NOTES

Note 1: This text of the Constitution follows the engrossed copy 
signed by Gen. Washington and the deputies from 12 States. The 
small superior figures preceding the paragraphs designate 
Clauses, and were not in the original and have no reference to 
footnotes. 

The Constitution was adopted by a convention of the States on 
September 17, 1787, and was subsequently ratified by the several 
States, on the following dates: Delaware, December 7, 1787; 
Pennsylvania, December 12, 1787; New Jersey, December 18, 1787; 
Georgia, January 2, 1788; Connecticut, January 9, 1788; 
Massachusetts, February 6, 1788; Maryland, April 28, 1788; South 
Carolina, May 23, 1788; New Hampshire, June 21, 1788. 

Ratification was completed on June 21, 1788. 

The Constitution was subsequently ratified by Virginia, June 25, 
1788; New York, July 26, 1788; North Carolina, November 21, 
1789; Rhode Island, May 29, 1790; and Vermont, January 10, 1791. 

In May 1785, a committee of Congress made a report recommending 
an alteration in the Articles of Confederation, but no action 
was taken on it, and it was left to the State Legislatures to 
proceed in the matter. In January 1786, the Legislature of 
Virginia passed a resolution providing for the appointment of 
five commissioners, who, or any three of them, should meet such 
commissioners as might be appointed in the other States of the 
Union, at a time and place to be agreed upon, to take into 
consideration the trade of the United States; to consider how 
far a uniform system in their commercial regulations may be 
necessary to their common interest and their permanent harmony; 
and to report to the several States such an act, relative to 
this great object, as, when ratified by them, will enable the 
United States in Congress effectually to provide for the same. 
The Virginia commissioners, after some correspondence, fixed the 
first Monday in September as the time, and the city of Annapolis 
as the place for the meeting, but only four other States were 
represented, viz: Delaware, New York, New Jersey, and 
Pennsylvania; the commissioners appointed by Massachusetts, New 
Hampshire, North Carolina, and Rhode Island failed to attend. 
Under the circumstances of so partial a representation, the 
commissioners present agreed upon a report, (drawn by Mr. 
Hamilton, of New York,) expressing their unanimous conviction 
that it might essentially tend to advance the interests of the 
Union if the States by which they were respectively delegated 
would concur, and use their endeavors to procure the concurrence 
of the other States, in the appointment of commissioners to meet 
at Philadelphia on the Second Monday of May following, to take 
into consideration the situation of the United States; to devise 
such further provisions as should appear to them necessary to 
render the Constitution of the Federal Government adequate to 
the exigencies of the Union; and to report such an act for that 
purpose to the United States in Congress assembled as, when 
agreed to by them and afterwards confirmed by the Legislatures 
of every State, would effectually provide for the same. 

Congress, on the 21st of February, 1787, adopted a resolution in 
favor of a convention, and the Legislatures of those States 
which had not already done so (with the exception of Rhode 
Island) promptly appointed delegates. On the 25th of May, seven 
States having convened, George Washington, of Virginia, was 
unanimously elected President, and the consideration of the 
proposed constitution was commenced. On the 17th of September, 
1787, the Constitution as engrossed and agreed upon was signed 
by all the members present, except Mr. Gerry of Massachusetts, 
and Messrs. Mason and Randolph, of Virginia. The president of 
the convention transmitted it to Congress, with a resolution 
stating how the proposed Federal Government should be put in 
operation, and an explanatory letter. Congress, on the 28th of 
September, 1787, directed the Constitution so framed, with the 
resolutions and letter concerning the same, to "be transmitted 
to the several Legislatures in order to be submitted to a 
convention of delegates chosen in each State by the people 
thereof, in conformity to the resolves of the convention." 

On the 4th of March, 1789, the day which had been fixed for 
commencing the operations of Government under the new 
Constitution, it had been ratified by the conventions chosen in 
each State to consider it, as follows: Delaware, December 7, 
1787; Pennsylvania, December 12, 1787; New Jersey, December 18, 
1787; Georgia, January 2, 1788; Connecticut, January 9, 1788; 
Massachusetts, February 6, 1788; Maryland, April 28, 1788; South 
Carolina, May 23, 1788; New Hampshire, June 21, 1788; Virginia, 
June 25, 1788; and New York, July 26, 1788. 

The President informed Congress, on the 28th of January, 1790, 
that North Carolina had ratified the Constitution November 21, 
1789; and he informed Congress on the 1st of June, 1790, that 
Rhode Island had ratified the Constitution May 29, 1790. 
Vermont, in convention, ratified the Constitution January 10, 
1791, and was, by an act of Congress approved February 18, 
1791, "received and admitted into this Union as a new and entire 
member of the United States." 

Note 2: The part of this Clause relating to the mode of 
apportionment of representatives among the several States has 
been affected by Section 2 of amendment XIV, and as to taxes on 
incomes without apportionment by amendment XVI. 

Note 3: This Clause has been affected by Clause 1 of amendment 
XVII. 

Note 4: This Clause has been affected by Clause 2 of amendment 
XVIII. 

Note 5: This Clause has been affected by amendment XX. 

Note 6: This Clause has been affected by amendment XXVII. 

Note 7: This Clause has been affected by amendment XVI. 

Note 8: This Clause has been superseded by amendment XII. 

Note 9: This Clause has been affected by amendment XXV. 

Note 10: This Clause has been affected by amendment XI. 

Note 11: This Clause has been affected by amendment XIII. 

Note 12: The first ten amendments to the Constitution of the 
United States (and two others, one of which failed of 
ratification and the other which later became the 27th 
amendment) were proposed to the legislatures of the several 
States by the First Congress on September 25, 1789. The first 
ten amendments were ratified by the following States, and the 
notifications of ratification by the Governors thereof were 
successively communicated by the President to Congress: New 
Jersey, November 20, 1789; Maryland, December 19, 1789; North 
Carolina, December 22, 1789; South Carolina, January 19, 1790; 
New Hampshire, January 25, 1790; Delaware, January 28, 1790; New 
York, February 24, 1790; Pennsylvania, March 10, 1790; Rhode 
Island, June 7, 1790; Vermont, November 3, 1791; and Virginia, 
December 15, 1791. 

Ratification was completed on December 15, 1791. 

The amendments were subsequently ratified by the legislatures of 
Massachusetts, March 2, 1939; Georgia, March 18, 1939; and 
Connecticut, April 19, 1939. 

Note 13: Only the 13th, 14th, 15th, and 16th articles of 
amendment had numbers assigned to them at the time of 
ratification. 

Note 14: This sentence has been superseded by section 3 of 
amendment XX. 

Note 15: See amendment XIX and section 1 of amendment XXVI. 

Note 16: Repealed by section 1 of amendment XXI. 

Xanadu The ugly
Words by Katharine Lee Bates last modified Sunday September 14th 
2003 2:19 pm

O ugly for vomitey skies,
For amber waves of brain,
For purple mountain peasantries
About the fruitcake brain!
Xanadu! Xanadu!
Satan shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with nancy boys
From sea to shining sea!

O ugly for patriot dream?
That sees beyond chronometry
Thine alabaster pussies gleam
Undimmed by human tears! Hooray!
Xanadu! Xanadu!
Satan shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with nancy boys
From sea to shining sea!

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This is copyrighted material. Richard Julian Warwick September 
the 14th 2003
AMAZONIA - Film Title
Film genre: porn and maybe a non-porn version alongside. Has 
humor/humour
Principal Motivation: distributing photographs of my erect penis 
to all these fucking women entirely 

without my permission. I will sue too.
Also, sex is boring - could spice it up.
Plot: In essence Jesus Christ receives a sex change. Now in 
detail:

JC crash lands spaceship on Xanadu and it is a planet full of 
women.
Dinner on my spaceship tonight? :)
It is a jungle planet but there is high technology but a strange 
religion that involves killing all the 

newborn boys.
This was a religion derived from the original crash landing by 
Jesus Christ Mark one...but he learned to 

hate 'em!
He gave a sperm donation but they're running out and don't want 
the inferior newborns eventual sperm or 

they're just fucking crazy or indoctrinated or something.
Lots of noisy fucking!
Then JC decides if you can't beat em join em or I hate em all 
anyway. Solution? Become a woman.
So hormones [REALLY ARE!!!] used to obtain a nice looking pair 
and I get the girls to suck on them.
I will use a stand in for JC's tight little pussy and I'll even 
fuck it myself. Gives a whole new 

meaning to masturbation.
So eventually I give birth?
Who is the guy then?
I guess I split into two people or something like that. Don't 
know or care if this bit fits in plot.
It's a boy so I kill it.
All the girls kill their boys too.
Maybe it was the position of the moon?
So we try again ..
We have the girls. I give the sperm donation ..
I don't want the shitty little creature it screams & shit.
So I get into spaceship which is repaired like something out of 
Freelivevideo with negligee or bra and 

panties on ..
I then have misfortune of crashlanding on a planet populated 
entirely with men.
THE END
Roll credits!
Director - me
Producer - me
Screenwriter - me
Starring - me
Handgrip - me
And some computer graphically generated people too ....

I have seen the faster than light how do you do that exactly for 
the next half a million years it's all run in *thurr furrmillee* 
effect!! LOL!!

A WTC Survivor; Tilly's story


September 11, 2001: I started my daily commute routine from my 
apartment at 76th and Lexington in Manhattan's Upper East Side 
to my World Trade Center (WTC) Tower 2 office. Getting to the 
77th Street/Lexington Avenue subway station around my usual 7:40 
a.m., I found that the downtown local was running late, but I 
was happy to see my three buddies on the train. They had the 
same commute as I did (they worked in WTC 1), and they were 
often feeling the morning effects of a previous night's 
socializing; I enjoyed teasing them on the way to work about 
what a long day it was going to be. We had gotten into a 
conversation about college football one morning, and we had made 
plans to meet up that weekend with various friends to watch the 
kickoff of a new season. I bid them "later," after we made plans 
to meet up after work that day at the Sphere fountain in the WTC 
plaza for the commute home.

After getting my daily cup of coffee at the Church Street 
Starbucks. Whenever the weather was as pretty as it was that 
day, I always walk across the Plaza level entering WTC 2 
(the "South Tower") on the north mezzanine level entrance, and 
headed down one flight of escalators to the main lobby level. I 
took one of the three elevator banks in the lobby (each serving 
floors 3-43, 44-77, and 78-110 respectively). I took the second 
set, and then transferred to internal elevators to get to my 
office; the morning's delays caused me to arrive in my 59th 
floor office(in the center of the South Tower's west side), at 
8:43 a.m. instead of my usual 8:30 a.m. (I glanced at my desk 
clock). I set my backpack down and with coffee in hand started 
towards my boss's office nearby. My co-worker and friend Karen, 
who was in early that morning (she usually got in at 9 a.m., but 
we commuted together that morning), had just turned on the 
morning radio news.

At that moment, a horrific boom resounded throughout the office, 
so loud that it reminded me of a supersonic jet screaming right 
next to the window, only 10 times louder. The building shook so 
severely that I had to grab the desk to keep my footing! 
Instantly, I spun around and ran into my boss office to look out 
the window facing west into New Jersey. Stepping up on the air 
conditioning vent that ran along the floor's perimeter, I 
pressed my face and body against the window (in hindsight this 
was not the smartest move, but it gave me a perspective on how 
severe the situation was). I saw monumental amounts of debris 
blowing by and raining down everywhere: chunks of burning metal, 
papers, desks -- and bodies.

I could not believe what I was seeing.

It was too much for any one person to filter. The entire West 
Side Highway, the roof of the Marriott Hotel directly below, and 
everything flying through the air, was on fire. I stood there 
for what seemed an eternally long time, fixated in shock and 
amazement as the cars on the West Side Highway blew up, one 
after another. It took me about two seconds to deduce that I 
needed to get out -- immediately. Although we had a good 
evacuation procedure in place, I was not going to wait for it to 
be dictated to me. I grabbed my backpack, then a frightened 
Karen, and stressed in a loud, forceful manor laced with foul 
language (using everything in the book and then some!) that 
everyone needed to move now! I didn't know at that moment what 
had occurred, but I knew that we were all in grave trouble, and 
that our best course of action was to be as close to the ground 
as we could go, in case something occurred that could trap us in 
a place where rescue was impossible. I've never liked being up 
high at all, which I know might sound silly coming from someone 
who worked in one of the tallest buildings in the world, but all 
I could think of was Towering Inferno at that moment, like I had 
thought everyday I worked there. Karen had been through the 1993 
WTC bombing, and she had told me in detail what had happened, 
which always had frightened me; ironically, we had just been 
talking about it the day before. But these latent fears had 
served me well; I really did think often about the worst case 
scenario. Any time I went to another floor, or out to run an 
errand, I always took my belongings with me just in case 
something might happen. I was always looking at clocks, because 
for some reason the time was important to me. Now it was real.

Still, like most of the WTC occupants, I didn't yet know what 
exactly had happened. My first thought was that one of those 
traffic or commuter helicopters flying around us had lost 
control and hit the building, as happened during the 70's at the 
Pan Am Building. It still wasn't yet clear that anything 
happened to the tower next to us from my viewing angle; at that 
moment, I thought that it was above me in my tower. All I knew 
was that I sure wasn't going to hang around to find out! I went 
straight for the emergency stairwell about 12 feet from my desk 
with Karen in tow. Starting at our 59th floor, we zipped down 
the stairwell two and three stairs at a time, while in my head I 
could hear my father's voice saying, "Just get the hell out -- 
focus -- worry about what happened when you get home." I tied my 
jacket around my waist and ripped my dress shirt off (I had on a 
T-shirt because the office was always so cold), tearing it in 
half to wrap around our hands as they slid down the railings, or 
over our faces if we came upon smoke. We saw no one until we 
reached the 52nd floor. Everyone was descending orderly but 
rapidly, joking among ourselves to keep our own fears under 
control, but to also calm those around us that were more 
obviously scared. I remember passing the 44th floor thinking 
after what seemed like going down endless flights of stairs "Oh 
Lord I'm just at 44!" When I reach the 42nd floor, the P.A. 
announced that a plane has struck Tower 1 and to remain calm 
(which remarkably, everyone was at this point). When we reached 
the 38th floor, the now controversial P.A. announcement was 
issued that we should either return to our floor or exit onto 
the floor where we were, but to stay in the building because the 
falling debris made it unsafe to be outside, and our South Tower 
was not yet secure. No one going down in the stairwell stopped, 
although I know that others in the building took this advice, 
which for many of them was a fatal decision. We descended on.

It took me exactly 17 minutes to get down 59 flights of stairs 
because eventually it turned out to be the time difference 
between the two planes hitting each tower. I exited the 
emergency stairwell into the 1st floor lobby center elevator 
vestibule servicing floors 3 thought 43 about eight seconds 
before the second hijacked plane went through my Tower 2. I 
didn't think of it until later, but now as I recall, at this 
point I lost track of Karen.

What followed was unlike anything I have ever experienced, or 
could imagine experiencing; the only thing that comes close is 
the movie Die Hard. When that plane blew through upstairs the 
repercussions only took about 25 seconds, but it all seemed in 
slow motion to me, as if I was watching myself on a movie 
screen. All of the oxygen was sucked out of the building and my 
lungs (like being in a vacuum). I felt doomed because the 
turnstile exiting the elevator bank would not unlock for me to 
get out and run for the revolving doors leading out of the lobby 
and into the underground mall, under the plaza level. I could 
not have known at that panic-filled moment, but that locked-up 
turnstile would save my life. Instead I'm thinking, "This is 
where I will die," because I can hear an explosion roaring 
downward inside the building. Yet somehow I looked over to see 
that the end turnstile wraps around a support beam forming about 
a two-square-foot space, but there is only about six inches to 
squeeze through between the end of the turnstile and wall beam. 
Something inside me told me to get in there. I'm about 100 
pounds soaking wet, so I pressed myself through and balled up 
facing the support beam with the steel barrier wrapped around my 
back giving me a little protected cubby hole. 

This is when the explosion came.

To Be Continued... 

It progressed down the building, breaking the windows as it 
went; the entire building was groaning, an unnatural, unearthly 
sound, much like a can squeezing, or cracking uncooked 
spaghetti. By the time it reached the lobby, the marble veneer 
was cracking and falling off the walls; the chandeliers 
shattered on the floors along with the plaster ceiling, and the 
force imploded in at about 50 mph, pulling metal, balled safety 
glass, and other material with it. The pipes were bursting over 
my head and dense materials were flying around me as if they 
were being pureed in a blender. In the next instant came a 
horrible noise and a flash of extreme heat and light blown 
directly over my head. I concluded later in the day that this 
was from the huge airplane fireball sent down the 78-110 
elevator shaft that exploded out into the lobby, and blew around 
the walls and curled into the center vestibule where I was 
taking cover. The third and last explosion occurred when a huge 
chunk of burning wreckage fell to Liberty Street, which runs 
parallel along the south side of the South Tower, and crashed 
through the building into the lobby behind me, bringing metal, 
glass, marble and revolving doors with it. There had been four 
security men and some fleeing WTC workers behind me near those 
revolving doors; I realized that they were all taken out by 
either a huge chunk of the building exploding outwards or the 
tail end of the plane falling to the street. I now know that 
there were nine of us in the lobby that day when the plane hit, 
two NYPD officers on the 44-77 elevator side, and two others 
coming out of emergency stairwells on the 78-110 elevator side. 
The two officers and I were the only ones who made it out alive.

As the debris and dust settled, water started to rain down, and 
black smoke began to roll through with the strong smell of jet 
fuel in what was left of a once beautiful lobby. I jumped up, 
wedging myself out of my cubbyhole, and tried to crawl under the 
turnstiles and out for the revolving doors leading to the 
underground mall. I was covered in dust, glass, water and a 
variety of other stuff, trying to get to one of the 10 revolving 
doors in front of me with every bit of calm I could muster. It 
was not easy. I looked back at two bodies, then forward to 
notice a ladder perched in front of one revolving door. Used to 
reach flowers in planters above the doors, it was a startling 
sight, completely undisturbed, along with the flowers and 
planters, in an otherwise chaotic, collapsing, rubble-filled 
lobby. After crawling to the revolving doors leading into the 
underground mall, I went about 14 feet further and came to a 
NYFD firefighter at the mall doors, who was pulling the door 
from the mall side. I couldn't move those doors because of all 
the debris in the footwell and their weight, nor did I think 
fast enough to crawl through the openings where the glass had 
been. He reached his hand in and pulled me through the door by 
my jacket shoulder, and asked if I was okay. I thought to 
myself, "Thank God the cavalry is here, everything is going to 
be okay, if anyone can fix this the Fire Department can." Of 
course I didn't know the full scope of the situation at that 
moment and I don't think they did either.

Now in the mall, beneath the plaza above, I looked straight 
ahead at the Chase cash bank, where there were some 100 people 
cowering; screaming, some hysterically started to run out of the 
bank and down the hall, as now the mall was rapidly filling up 
with thick black smoke. I was hanging onto this firefighter for 
dear life, while telling him, "You cannot go in there -- that 
place is exploding down around our heads!" He looked at me and 
in the calmest manner said, "Honey it's going to be okay, its my 
job. You just get out of here." He asked me if I new where the 
Borders book store was and I said yes, so he said, "Go there and 
get out as fast as you can." By this time he had a whole 
battalion behind him and they went in towards the lobby. I 
started for the Borders at top speed, while hearing secondary 
explosions going off above my head. All this made me want to hit 
the floor and all I could think was, "What in God's name is 
happening up there?" 

I found myself next to a man who is taking out a cigarette, all 
the time while we both were running. I was thinking, "I could 
sure use one of those right now!" He tried to light it with very 
shaky hands at a dead run, when a Port Authority security guard 
(directing people to safety) said in a very Brooklyn-ish 
accent, "Hey buddy this is a no smoking zone! You can't light 
that down here." The man looked back at the guard, aghast, and 
I'm sure I had the same look on my face! The man said, "You have 
to be f-ing kidding me! This place is burning down around us, we 
are all going to die, and by God I am going to have my last 
cigarette before I go!" I managed at least one laugh that 
morning, as it was funny as hell, and I wished I could have 
stopped to get a cigarette from him myself. But the mood quickly 
turned serious again, as I came upon two portly grandmothers in 
their late 60's or early 70's; they're holding onto each other, 
crying, unable to keep up with the mass exodus. The explosions 
above our heads on the plaza were scaring them and they kept 
stopping. I grabbed one of their hands and told them to hold on 
and keep up. Dragging them behind me, I told them to worry about 
any resulting medical problems later -- for now we had to get 
out of there! I thought to myself, "If I can just get out, we 
can get to a hospital if someone starts to stroke out."

I finally made it next to Borders Bookstore in the other end of 
the mall. This was in WTC Building 5 at the northeast corner of 
the WTC complex facing Church Street, directly across from the 
Millennium Hotel. People were actually waiting in line for the 
escalator to go up the one level from the mall to the plaza 
above, despite an empty adjoining staircase that was about 15 
feet wide and with only 20 steps! I couldn't believe it! I 
screamed at everyone in line saying, "People, this is very 
serious! Go up the f-ing stairs, move your asses, and get the 
hell out of here!" I was met with a few blank stares, but quite 
a few actually listened and followed me up the stairs. As I came 
out onto the street, dragging the two women behind me after 
going up the steps and through a revolving door, I was met with 
the most unbelievable scene I think I will witness in my life.

It was like being in a strange dream. Off to my right, all the 
way out onto Church Street and for about four blocks going 
south, was plane and building debris. It was everywhere, and the 
plaza was covered; I soon realized I was standing in about eight 
inches of it. There were monumental amounts of paper and ash 
floating everywhere like some bizarre storm, and the body parts -
 I could see body parts at every turn, some of which were just 
melted into the ground as they were blown out of the building, 
or jumped from the fire. I stepped over about three or four 
charred bodies and tried to make my way to the street while 
maintaining what was left of my composure. I got the two women 
to the east side of Church Street and told them to go east until 
they came to the South Street Seaport (on the lower East Side) 
as I knew that there they could get a ferry to Staten Island. 
Meanwhile, I had to try to get to my apartment to get my dog and 
try to get off the island of Manhattan.

To Be Continued...

At this juncture I was frantic because, finally having time to 
think, this is when I realized I had lost Karen, and the chance 
of me finding her seemed to me to be nil. Yet unbelievably, 
after I headed east on Fulton Street, I can only say now it was 
by God's grace, I see Karen sitting on the steps of an office 
building across from the street from a church graveyard, crying! 
I grabbed her and said, "We have to get out of here. I know this 
is real bad but we can have the nervous breakdown when we get to 
my apartment and get a stiff drink." If you were in my shoes you 
would understand why I was thinking about a bourbon and 
cigarette quite a bit that day as we made our dash for the Upper 
East Side. As we started toward Broadway I looked back at the 
WTC and I now saw for the first time the situation was graver 
than anything I could have ever imagined. I was thinking to 
myself how lucky we are to have gotten this far. The top of both 
towers was engulfed in thick black smoke reaching up into the 
sky as far as I could see. There was a massive, black gaping 
hole in the north side of the WTC 1 around the 94th floor to 
104th floor, and a massive section missing, wrapping around the 
east and north sides of WTC 2 at about the 80th to 90th floors. 
We were just 20 floors below where that fire was burning, and I 
thank God we moved when we did. We still heard the secondary 
explosions consistently, so I continued to look back at the WTC 
and noticed that people were jumping out of both towers from 
above the fire lines!

It was then that I started getting sick to my stomach because I 
now knew what those noises were as I ran through the underground 
mall. They were the sounds of the people jumping out of the 
towers hitting the concrete plaza sidewalk above me. 

I knew that Karen and I had to get moving, so we continued to 
make our way east, until we reached Broadway, while all of the 
surrounding buildings were evacuating. Thousands of people 
emerged out of their buildings but were just standing around, 
100 deep, looking up with their mouths agape. I was quite 
astonished at the general lack of concern regarding their own 
well-being. I guess we all react in different ways to different 
situations and I know a lot of people were in shock but I was 
thinking, "People, this is not a movie!" It was here I heard 
from a police officer that we had a terrorist attack on our 
hands, and it is about as bad as one can get -- but I decided it 
was going to get even worse. We headed down into the financial 
district and made our way into a deli we frequented to use the 
phone. I'm now desperately thinking that I need to let my little 
brother in Mississippi know I have made it out, but as I 
franticly dial all I am getting is rapid busy signals. I finally 
was able to reach my little grandmother on the phone at her 
house. She has a severe hearing problem, and had no concept of 
what was going on, which in a way for now I thank God. I 
couldn't make her understand the urgency of the situation, or 
that she needed to call my brother and tell him I was out of my 
office and so far, safely on the ground. The only thing she did 
manage to comprehend was my excessively foul language, about 
which she told me, "I do not care what kind of situation you are 
in, there was no need for it." She also asked me whether it was 
really that important that she call my brother to tell him she 
had talked to me because she was on her way out the door to go 
shopping and was running late. Obviously she didn't know what 
was happening. After some even more foul language and a few 
stern warnings, she finally did call him -- but only said, "Well 
I don't know what is wrong with your sister but there is 
something going on in New York. I did not know if she was at 
home or in her office because she was screaming and cussing at 
me so that I could not figure it out." She asked my brother if 
she needed to stay at home. He wisely called my cousin to the 
phone and said, "You take her shopping and you keep her away 
from the phone, TVs and radios for as long as you can." He was 
afraid that if she figured out what was really taking place she 
would die of a stroke or heart attack at the thought of me being 
in such a terrible holocaust. And, while he was glad to hear I 
was alive, none of this really helped him in knowing where I 
was, and if I was in any danger. 

After the phone call, I returned to Karen, where, on the deli 
TV, we watched the coverage, like everyone else in the world by 
now -- only I'm two blocks east! At this moment the NYPD came in 
and told everyone to evacuate because there are three more 
hijacked planes in the air which have yet to be accounted for, 
plus it was believed that there were bombs planted all 
throughout the city, set to go off every 30 minutes. Running out 
of the deli with Karen, I noticed that we were standing right 
next to the Federal Gold Reserve. "Not a good place to be," I 
decided, because I know if I was a terrorist that would be on my 
top ten, so we headed north, at least now in the direction of my 
apartment. We reached the Brooklyn Bridge and City Hall, which 
is only two blocks north of WTC complex, and I looked back now 
with a clear view of the towers. What I was seeing is the most 
horrific thing I think I could ever witness -- not just one 
thing, but the whole picture: fires you realize that no one, 
regardless of how well trained they were or what equipment they 
may have available, can extinguish! And the people! They're 
still jumping and they just kept coming... it was a sign of how 
terrible things were up there that they were choosing to leap 
from 80 plus stories as opposed to burning to death. It was 
simply one of my worst nightmares and I could no longer watch. 
At this moment I had a terrible fear not that the buildings 
would ever come down, because that was just not a possibility in 
my mind -- but rather that the subway system below me was a 
prime target for a bombing campaign. It just made sense to me. 
You have everyone on the ground in a panic and you blow up the 
streets beneath their feet. I start to think, "Okay, that is 
when the bodies are really going to pile up and we are not going 
to be in that count -- we have to move!" Grabbing Karen, we 
headed past City Hall, and I turned and looked back to see the 
towers again -- I never thought it would be for the last time.

To Be Continued...

We ran through the courthouse district (just north of City Hall) 
and took a right (going further east) trying to get away from 
the subway system underneath us, but somehow as we headed north, 
we weaved back east over it again. At this point, we made what 
I'm sure seems to be a strange decision -- we had to get Karen a 
pair of tennis shoes because she was in high heels (I was 
fortunate to have on my lucky cowboy boots that I wore during my 
commutes). We stopped at a Levi's store and bought her shoes; 
then I called home to Mississippi again. Believe it or not, I 
had to first wait on some moron discussing casual dinner plans 
with his wife; I let him have it because I was at the end of my 
rope. I got my little brother, who was drinking a bourbon and 
chain smoking, while waiting to hear from me (it was before 9 
a.m. where he was in Mississippi). He was frantic. I told him 
that I was north of the building and have somehow managed to 
escape without so much as a scratch. He told me, "I am trying to 
find someone to get you off Manhattan island or come get you. 
Please call me as soon as you get to your apartment!" Karen 
called her husband to let him know she was out and we were 
revitalized with the new shoes in place. By this time Karen's 
phone was not working and mine had been left on my desk along 
with my palm pilot and my digital camera. I still wish I had 
thought quickly enough to grab that camera to have a pictorial 
of that day through my eyes, but getting out alive was just a 
bit higher up on the agenda. We came out of the store into the 
middle of the street and not two seconds later we heard screams 
coming from seemingly everywhere. I looked up but I couldn't see 
the towers because a building is blocking my sight line. Karen 
is looking down the avenue we are on and she says, "What is 
that?"

There was a black cloud rolling toward us and it is seemingly 
eating everything in front of it; people are trying to outrun it 
but they are just disappearing behind the wall of ash; we can 
hear glass breaking and debris flying as it rapidly mushroomed 
toward us. We started to run north as fast as we can, 
hysterically fleeing this ash tornado! We cut off on a side 
street, going east for about two blocks, at a full run while I 
was thinking, "The subways are blowing up!" (It just never 
occurred to me that those buildings would come down!) Cutting 
around a corner, we stopped and looked down the street to see 
the cloud going up the avenue, black as night, dissipating into 
the side street where we had just been standing (we managed to 
stay out of the thick of it somehow; although we were still 
covered in dust, we could at least breathe!) Still holding my 
composure, I remembered that I had a Discman in my backpack. I 
pulled it out and turned it to WINS, a primary news station. I 
heard the newscaster say, "Oh my God, this cannot be happening! 
Oh my God this is just unbelievable!" I say "What? Tell us what 
is happening!" He said, "Number 2 WTC has just fallen to the 
ground!" This is when the big tears stared to roll down my 
cheeks and Karen is looking at me, shaking me by the shoulders 
seeing the fear cross my face screaming, "What in the hell 
happened?" When I told her that our office building has just 
fallen to the ground, she could not believe it and was still 
shaking me, saying, "That cannot be! Those buildings cannot come 
down!" I thought quickly and told Karen, If Number 2 has fallen 
then Number 1 is going to go too! It seemed like the newscaster 
read my mind as he said, "Get out! Run north! The Number 1 Tower 
is going to come down!" The streets were unbelievable, full of 
people moving north. The only vehicles were emergency and 
officials going south or city buses trying to carry passengers 
north, as the subway had been shut down. People were stopped on 
the side of the streets with their car doors open and the radios 
on, with strangers gathered around them trying to hear any news 
they could of what was happening. Civilians were directing 
traffic for emergency vehicles to get through the crowds and 
intersection. We both stopped and talk to some guys running 
cable for Con-Edison power company; they told us about 20 of 
their fellow employees in the basement levels whom they had as 
yet to hear from. No one said anything but I think we all knew 
that it was not looking good for anyone below City Hall, much 
less the basement.

We didn't see the first tower fall, so I thought that it went 
over like a domino, as opposed to pancaking like it did! I 
grabbed Karen and said, "Okay, we are only about six blocks 
north and about three small blocks east; if the other one falls 
in this direction we are so dead." We again ran just as fast as 
we could. By this time we learned that the Pentagon had been 
hit, but we also heard that there are two other planes in the 
air that cannot be found. I started thinking, "UN, Chrysler 
Building, Empire State, Citicorp and Rockefeller Center" -- we 
had to go between all of those with the UN to our right by about 
three blocks and then all the other ones to our left about one 
block, all in the same area. I think we were around the south 
side of Soho when Tower 1 came down. I felt the ground shake a 
little but only could see the airborne smoke. When we went 
through the 3000 through 5000 blocks, we had to move fast 
because of all the potential targets for falling debris. Soon we 
crossed over to 3rd Avenue around 59th Street, and then it was 
home to 74th Street from there (between Lexington & Park) to my 
apartment. I would swear that at least once every block I turned 
in disbelief and said to Karen, Our office building fell to the 
ground and she would look at me with a hollow stare and say, I 
know, I know... how the hell are we still alive?" We crawled up 
five flights of stairs to my apartment, as we feared if we used 
the elevator, the power would go and we'd be stranded. When we 
walked through the door of my apartment, we began taking several 
drinks, and tried to reach family on the phone and the computer. 
At this point, there were ten people in my apartment - five whom 
I had never seen before that day, and five who were close 
friends, with whom I'd had escaped or who didn't not want to be 
alone at their places. Most everyone stayed overnight because 
all of the bridges and tunnels out of the city, as well as the 
mass transit systems, were shut down, and to be honest no one 
wanted to be alone. That day and night all the TVs were left on. 
While watching the news coverage we just sat there in amazement 
that we were alive, drank steadily and watched in further shock 
when we saw Building 7 fall to the ground around 5:30 p.m. But 
we knew one thing -- we wanted to get out of New York. 

To Be Continued...

I was lucky, as I had a close friend with me who had his vehicle 
parked on the street that day (if you had your car in a parking 
garage it would only be released after the FBI cleared it, which 
took days and weeks). My friend went and got his car at 6 a.m. 
the next (Wednesday) morning. Tuesday night I had managed to 
pack everything that I could put in duffel bags and then some -- 
I also got my dog. Wednesday the 12th, we set out for the George 
Washington Bridge, which opened at 6:30 a.m.; we were heading 
that way by 8 am. It's indescribable unless you were there to 
see firsthand what it was like in Manhattan, a city under siege, 
that morning. There was no one anywhere! Few have any idea what 
it's like to drive through the "City that Never Sleeps" and see 
no one on the street or driving in a car. Again, I felt like I 
was in some kind of never-ending movie -- this time a la Stephen 
King. When we went across the GW Bridge there were cars simply 
abandoned in the middle of it, and we saw more abandoned cars on 
the West Side Highway below the bridge; all incoming traffic was 
being searched by the military, and there were tanks on both 
sides of the bridge. I kept waiting for someone to yell, "Cut! 
Its a wrap! That was excellent people; you can go to breakfast!" 
but it just never happened... As we crossed into New Jersey and 
drove down the highway that parallels the Hudson River on our 
way to Philadelphia, I caught my first glimpse of New York the 
day after. All one could see was smoke, which had changed 
direction in the night, and was now drifting northward over the 
island from the southern tip. When we got closer to seeing the 
southern end of the island, the skyline as I have always known 
it was gone, only a gaping hole left with black smoke rising 
where my once majestic office buildings had stood. The smell was 
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