Or can you?
Well obviously at that point it's getting a tad ridiculous. 
We'll leave it there.

Why you should be less envious:

It is my considered opinion that everyone alive today will some 
day themselves become an entire PHYSICAL UNIVERSE.

(And you can't get much bigger than that!)

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Yes the game is up.

envy me my immortality i.e. PHYSICALLY.

Correction: envy me my immortality. Try buying yourself some 
time too.

Envy me my mind above all.

This bizarre creature from the depths is a manipulatrix. Avoid 
at all costs. Complete set-up.

Get the Iranian dictator on the phone and tell him he's got his 
mahdi but that he's not feeling particularly generous. Thank 
you. :)

In all seriousness it is the most likely outcome for the after-
death experience. Science has known this for some time. Senile 
dementia etc. sit uncomfortably with any useful spirit on the 
other side. Time there will have no meaning and neither will 
Space and therefore it lasts in a way for never and nowhere.

Is there a Hell or is there a Heaven, Helen??
No. Just me - Helen.

EXTERMINATE!!! ... EXTERMINATE!!! ... WE SHALL EXTERMINATE YOU!!!

LOL!!

I'd like to point out that oblivion is not annihilation.

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lined,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side,
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.

(The star-studded ballrooms can wait.)

Welcome again to the Jesus Christ movie. :)

So I put the timeframe for this as less than a year - several 
months.

You won't be impoverished but you will be held personally 
responsible as a lesson viewable to the world.

I am sorry but I cannot accept that the residents of the borough 
foot the bill for your defence team. I think we all agree that 
lessons in life can be harsh.

Again apologies that God picked your borough and all I can say 
is that I don't have the remotest idea why.
I am going to sue you for aggrieving me. Not terribly but a good 
enough motive.

All in all and in conclusion I remain unconvinced.
We shall attempt to do better.

Don't discuss it i.e. discuss how to do the exercise by all 
means. That once done the scripting you are doing in your mind 
is yours alone. I would do this relaxing - afternoon naps - that 
kind of thing.

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I need to point this out: the object is to try and make a 
sequence of events from the moment you wake up. After the 
realisation that you'll never see anyone again you could for 
example consider the possibility that there may be one other 
human or more after all. Will you need defences? Then ensure 
food and so on .. Return to the original events and rewrite them 
imaginatively as many times as you like. I think I've basically 
summed it up.

So don't discuss it between you. Do it alone is best. Don't know 
about kids - think probably beyond them completely. Have fun.

You feel better because you realise that in one-man-world I'm 
not there either. :)

Time limit?
I suppose after a few hours spread over a few weeks you've 
pretty much done it. Have yourself a badge.

Not much use for money in one-man-world is there Helen??
No. :)

So go with it imaginatively. If you woke up and everyone was 
gone what would you do? I know the 1st thing I'd do ... I'd 
secure myself some freezers in a government bomb shelter ..

But what would you do?

I found this exercise to be fun - not tortuous like many others -
 I became an airplane pilot - all sorts of things (and I wasn't 
too bothered about everyone vanishing!). Give it a try for a 
while ..

If I woke up one fine morning to find you were all mysteriously 
vanished then I could DEFINITELY get that space-ship built 
faster.

Yes. Try and be civilized and don't act like cavemen. There's 
some very important developments coming up and caves aren't part 
of them.

Last thought of the day: do your best to control your anger and 
don't hit women. Furthermore don't hit anyone.

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Fifteen years ago in Bor in southern Sudan, militia allied to 
the government in far-off Khartoum carried out a massacre 
killing an estimated 2,000 people, mostly ethnic Dinkas. Now the 
people who fled the massacre are returning, hoping to reclaim 
the land of their ancestors. 

Bor is a place consumed in wrenching sadness. 
The red dirt of what passes for roads becomes a soup of mud and 
landmines, the craterous airstrips, unusable. 

In the early 1990s, after the massacre, it was occupied by the 
forces of Sudan's Islamist government and run as a garrison 
outpost for its Arab troops. 
They were fighting the long-running civil war against the 
Christians and animists of the southern rebel movements. 

But now there is peace at last, the rebels are in control of the 
south and the town is open to visitors. 
The first sight for me IS There is no dock here, no jetty, just 
the banks of the River Nile, littered with rubbish and sewage. 
Home to large crocodiles and a place where cholera is rampant. 

James Anyang came back last year. 

He had heard, while in a refugee camp in neighbouring Uganda, 
that his mother had been killed in the massacre. 
Then he found out that his eldest brother was also dead. His 
father, strong and well when he left, is now an old man - 
weakened by the struggle to survive while Bor was under brutal 
occupation. 

CHURCH RE-OPENNING AT BOR
James showed me the lush spots along the river banks where 
people from the garrison used to dump the bodies of those they 
had killed. Everyone in Bor knows what lies under the reeds
James is an elder at the ramshackle Anglican church which is 
actually Bor Cathedral. There is a Bishop here. The cathedral 
reopened in the last few months. 
Bor is the Dinka heartland - the tall, willowy, ebony black 
people live lives centred around cattle, as they have done for 
thousands of years. 

BRUTALITY OF ISLAM AT AFRICA
In 1991, the Khartoum government peeled off the disgruntled 
leaders of a smaller tribe - the Nuer - from the rebel movement 
and sent them in to do its dirty work in Bor. 
The killers went from hut to hut, slaughtering all who tried to 
run away - cutting them down with spears, machetes and the 
classic weapon of African warfare - the AK-47. 

Those who could not run fast enough - the old, the disabled, the 
sick, the young - were crammed into huts - which were set on 
fire. 

Their beloved cattle were not spared either. They were either 
stolen or shot. Their corpses left for the vultures to pick over 
when they had tired of human flesh. 

The dirt tracks leading out of Bor were crammed with Dinka 
trying to flee. Some carrying the scant possessions they could 
snatch up, others with nothing - naked and hungry.

A lady I met there told me, she managed to flee at the height of 
the killings, but her father-in-law had his throat cut in front 
of her.
How can people like her rebuild their lives here? There is 
literally nothing - no clean water, little food, no work and a 
very poor hospital. 
But James Anyang - determinedly - says no. "Neighbours will rub 
along," he maintains. "They have to. We have come back to 
reclaim our home, to venerate and live in the land of our 
ancestors, our lost people." 

Don't worry ... I don't intrude on the privacy of your 
thoughts ... much ..... :)
If all else fails just keep gulping till your thoughts all fade 
away...

For some bizarre reason I am in telepathic communication with 
Michael Caine. Cheers! :)

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Blackstone's Guide To The Housing Act 1988, includes a copy of 
the act, by Stuart Bridge. GBP16.95

Adam Kirby clearly has some extreme karmic cleansing required. 
I'm not sure but it looks dire. There is nothing you can 
possibly do - you will simply fall into the honey-trap that God 
has prepared for you. So essentially the ESSENTIAL work that I 
agreed to was to determine the cause of a leak in the bathroom. 
However your letter with the appointment date agreed to clearly 
indicates work on ALL rooms. What is your intention? And why is 
it that this provides us with material evidence in court?
My advice: the very best thing you can personally do is not to 
touch it with a barge-pole and pour a cup of warm coffee over 
your bosses head. Hope that helps!

We consider this to be the LIKELIEST sequence of events.

I have seen the bad news for real estate agents effect!!

Therefore we conclude that though social reform is a prime 
objective, preservation of architecture for example is NOT.

We are going to destroy this planet. But We are preparing for 
you ... Xanadu!!!

I expect what we'll see is an ACCELERATED complete meltdown of 
the polar caps. I think it's measurable now.

Put it this way: our long-range weather forecast is bleak 
looking.

Christ appeared on Atlantis. This is Atlantis but can you see 
why? :)

I again declare War in Hell and Heaven.

We will look into the Physics for this possibility. The Physics 
will be the decider.

The chances of all of you one day coming back as me are looking 
better and better. Be warned it's bit of a slog reaching total 
personality integration. I'd like to wish you all luck in 
advance and if you pass your baccalaureate first time round 
you've actually outdone me.

Not me personally.

I've decided to nominate people to rule the galaxy for one day 
each.

You really are a bunch of incompetent idiots. Apart from suing 
you I have not a clue what else to do. There appears to be no 
hope.

Planning ... Planning ... Planning ... Planning ... Planning ... 
Planning ... Planning ... ... 

Can obtain cheese next door for 75p. The immediate to the right 
price is GBP1.29 not GBP1.59 unless restacked. The one for 
GBP1.59 is the next one along. The 2nd cheese selection beneath 
of the 89p stack has 2 price stickers one at an angle over the 
other. The one on the top I found with the bottom edge slightly 
at an angle protruding towards me though angulation was also 
occurrent with a slight right-hand twist.

Imitation is the Best Form of Flattery.

Who is she anyway?

:)

So it seems that most of the ones with the retarded sense of 
introductions have either gone away or died of embarassment. 
Good! :)

Nice sunglasses. Where'd you pick those up from?

I have learning Japanese on my "to do" list.

Yes. That is because I abrogated the law.

We have come to the conclusion that we shall resort to legal 
action. We realise this is the swiftest path to take in order to 
produce the desired social effect.

Also please. Chuck the lousy ones. All of them. Have a care.

Have a nice day! :)

Go ahead take my picture (without undue intrusion). It doesn't 
matter anymore.

Message board for taleban, terrorists slightly strange place to 
do it??
I guess. I long for the lonely desert patrols of Afghanistan 
again..

We have seen the yes you are sacked electronically over the 
internet ..
effect??

If you're sane fire him. Live in Hope!!

Now go away. You are a disgrace to humanity.

We feel that Council tenants rights to privacy are being abused 
solely for the profit of the Council via a repair team monopoly.

In all seriousness. Expect legal action. I don't know why God 
has targeted this borough for test cases but it is so.

We have seen the cucumber killing the council people up the ass 
effect!!

(Never buying another, it's too embarassing.)

What was agreed on the telephone:
To determine the reason for a leak in the bathroom NOT "various 
issue."
Get your fucking defence team financed by none other than the 
very same residents!

Excuse me (blushing).
It's just that I feel you should address me correctly.
I WILL sue you though. It's the Will of God don't argue with it.

11 He shall see of the travail of his soul, and shall be 
satisfied: by his knowledge shall my righteous servant justify 
many; for he shall bear their iniquities. 

Anyone else you want to sue Helen?? (anchiously <--- How do you 
spell this??)
No. :)
That'll do me.
At least for now.

I will ruin you. By the time this is through and we've finished 
reaming you up the ass with a cucumber you'll be dead & gone in 
Hell. I shall sue you on behalf of the complaints of others.

In the meantime carry right fucking on SCUM!!

That's right. I'm going to fuck your personal finances into the 
rubbish bin. You heard me. Hallelujah!

That was NOT what was agreed on the telephone. I'll sue you into 
the ground for that. Just wait & see. :)

Yes very shameful.
We're giving you yet another 48H in advance.

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Hmmm ... thanks for that Paul.

yes hello St. Paul here. I'd just like to apologise for screwing 
up the previous mission. Rome became like a millstone around my 
neck and I kept having terrifying repeating nightmares that I 
was marooned. Finally I feel we will get our just deserts and 
the miserable bunch around us shall get theirs too. Hail me, 
Emperor of all of Rome. This is staggeringly embarassing showing 
up 2000 years later but go with the guy he looks like he might 
be the answer. Hail Mary Magdalene by the way. An excellent fuck 
and I keep her happy most the time but I fear we are all lost. 
Hail Caesar!

It's a complete sell-out.
Do whatever the fuck you want.
Who the fuck cares?
Cheers!! (my new messiah)
(This actually is an accurate opinion.)

Basically it is either some shockingly bad karma you have to 
work through (I'm redeeming you somehow) or else you email me. 
The latter might not be much better I warn you but I'm going for 
those 48 hours. I have to say if it is the former then I'm sorry 
you're probably Hitler or Ghengis Khan or something like that in 
your last life. Not much I can do about it. Sorry. God ordered 
it. We're all victims here. Anyway I like popcorn. Bye.

I'm not going to beat about the bush any longer. So you know 
what that means and if you think I'm changing my mind then don't 
think it for a second. I'll give you 48 hours from .. Now!

Yes you are going to have to do it. Last call.

Basically if you don't email me back I'll give up on you and 
look elsewhere - your call. Sorry to be blunt.

And fuck off.

:)

No? No? Is that a "No" I hear ... ??

THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

The surgeon involved would like to consider the operation having 
been a success rather than have it notched up against his record 
that it wasn't.

Furthermore we feel there was more than one saint involved with 
the mopping.

Well there's the difficulty precisely. Did I bleed to death? 
We'll examine this some other day.

"I am absolutely certain that I did not do this."

Because I compared the two prices GBP0.89 and GBP1.59 for the 
two selections before handling the selection. So CAN completely 
rule that out. Not an option.

All I can say is that this sort of thing made it seem that 
Physics fails to deal with the whole kettle of fish. It rolled 
away from me about a turn of the wheels after having been 
stationary for a considerable time and it was fairly stacked 
with provisions. I think if a minor earthquake was the cause 
then we'd have seen other objects move. This was indoors on a 
smooth surface. As I left the premises it appeared that I 
momentarily found myself perched up with my left foot upon the 
back left wheel and the right in the air.

I tell you it is no fun me against the world. Have a read 
through and consider the possibility that clairvoyance was 
demonstrated.

There is also the possibility that I picked up the selection 
with no label on it and then checked the price against the 
selection behind. I am absolutely certain that I did not do this 
but I have to admit that unfortunately it cannot be ruled out. 
If this sort of thing could be filmed (because I don't think 
CCTV caught it) then we could rule out a lot of these 
possibilities. I'm going with the clairvoyant explanation 
because I had a couple of runs with the cards recently (which I 
use very seldom) which are statistically most improbable. I put 
the odds at a modest 1 chance in 100 approximately.

Did I see the price superimposed over the blank area of the 
label exactly as if the price was there? Yes. 89p was exactly 
how written.

(1) One possibility as mentioned is that I took a different 
selection to the one on top or similiar but though my memory is 
not flawless it is nonetheless extremely good so this is not a 
particularly good one. This would however be the sort of adopted 
method for someone using sleight-of-hand (or they could have 
bought the cheese from another shop and just slipped it in with 
the rest.)
(2) The next possibility is that the ink was somehow divinely 
effaced. I don't like it. I like to think we can rely (well more 
or less!!) on rockbed reality.
(3) In light of those two earlier foreshadowing posts the best 
explanation is that there never was a price on that particular 
label - this happens occasionally - but I had in my mind's eye 
somehow seen this CLAIRVOYANTLY.

Entitled:-

**SHOULD I BE PAYING FOR ANYTHING WITH CASH OR HERE'S A 
SHOPKEEPER WITH A BASEBALL BAT COMING AFTER ME?** 

And the one that begins:-

"So I have 40 cards from 2 almost brand .. "

(1) It is true that I am on a limited budget presently so whilst 
in a shop on London Road right near the train station I decided 
to get some Feta cheese but figured a cheaper one was fine.
(2) The cheese left to the one that read GBP1.59 was GBP0.89 
(just to prove I have a good memory) so I selected the cheaper 
one and took it to the counter. If I had for instance selected 
the one behind (which one might do to assure freshness) then I 
would remember this. I admit this is a possibility but not a 
particularly likely one.
(3) I handed the guy at the checkout GBP5.00 and was slightly 
perplexed to see that he was going back to check the price. When 
he came back I told him the price GBP0.89, and he confirmed but 
then rushed to check the little green label and I too could see 
there was no price on it.
(4) If he has the receipt then the change given was GBP4.11
(5) Another shopkeeper confirmed that there was no price on the 
label before I left the shop. Best explanation? God! 

So you've gathered by now I'm not interested by sleight-of-hand.
I think I've come up with the most reasonable explanation but in 
future when this sort of thing happens we'll treat it far more 
like the scene of a crime and attempt to obtain physical 
evidence. There was at least 3rd party verification in this case.

We use methods of scientific enquiry. We will get to the bottom 
of it be assured.

(Scratching our heads nervously)
Well then we'll just have to search for your certificate of 
Death.
Once found we'll frame it and have you stick it above the 
fireplace.

Is it true?
Would you doubt me?
Yes! :)

It is a crying shame how the operation went so tragically wrong.

Much loved by friends and sadly missed.

R.I.P. Helen of Troy 1965 - 2006

(Went in April 20 out 3 days later.)

So the op around Easter at St. George's was a FESS (Functional 
Endoscopic Sinus Surgery.)

Might become fashionable. Be warned there is a lot of blood.

The one who mopped me up is a saint but forgotten her name.

I have placed the magic cheese label into a resealable polythene 
bag.

Well then Helen, if you're the One and Only I doubt you're too 
concerned about royal lineage either for the next non-existent 
messiah to show up?
Correct!! (Sorry to spoil his non-existent party.)
Well how do you fix us Helen?? HOW!!
I don't know, maybe gene therapy. Ask me again in a week.

LOL!!

Helen you haven't been leaving dirty kleenex lying around again??
No. I always flush it down the lavatory.
(And I don't appreciate the goddam bugging equipment: this MUST 
STOP NOW!)

One very good reason not to have 1000 women: venereal disease.

I've pulled the top layer of plastic off the magic cheese for 
examination and I'm eating some now.

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I think we get the idea. It's no.

1000 girls Helen??
All at once or individually? :)

It is 5 hours earlier on this board (Massachusetts) compared to 
British Summer Time and BST is +1 hour on GMT.

Ok that's it for now.

View on suicide: definite no.

View on euthanasia: on occasion advocatable.

I hope you sort yourselves out soon.
There is a glimmer of hope that one day everyone gets their 
chance to come back as me in some alternate parallel dimension.
In fact there is a reasonable possibility.

Sorry about that, didn't expect you to come through the doors in 
the mall as I rounded the corner. Sorry you're a wreck: we'll 
see what we can do.

Obviously we know better. I'm going to do some forensics on this 
one and post up a report later for anyone concerned.

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Go on my queer caped crusader in tights. Wanna play ball? :)

Go on my queer caped crusader. Do your worse! :) 

Ok let's just get this over with so the controversy is ended. 
Not devoid of ability had to introduce certain devices for TV 
shows - impossible for consistency otherwise. Go ask him he'll 
tell you exactly the same.

*lift card from pack and hold in front of eyes several inches 
with eyes shut. Tried some goggles with cardboard over the front 
but that didn't seem necessary.

So I have 40 cards from 2 almost brand new packs and I use the 
numbers between 2 and 6 because the Ace looks too much like the 
4. With clean hands I shuffle them thoroughly with my eyes shut 
though I agree that a mechanical shuffler would be best. I then 
cut the deck and grab 20 so as to avoid card counts more or less 
and because the accuracy really does seem to tail-off alarmingly 
quickly. In a semi-darkened room I lift one from the deck and I 
find that about a minute is best with the X-ray vision lunacy. I 
then immediately check whether correct or not and form two piles.

Uri Geller is left looking miserable with two pieces of a broken 
kitchen utensil, the prospect of Hell, and some time-pieces that 
keep packing up.

James Randi reckons he's finally met his match round around ... 
now ..!!

Only slightly more seriously though, bodily decrepitude and 
incredible wealth are one evil combination.

Did the poor & middle class, forgot the rich ones sorry.
It might not apply to them all but I think most of them are 
going to Hell.
Thankfully they are a minority: God is merciful.
I think they are in a sort of Hell already: it is a poisoned 
chalice being able to buy pretty much anything.

So basically what we need to do first is to get together a few 
million pounds and this is a big headache and the current 
concern. Everytime I connect the phone then lo and behold I have 
these stockbrokers from South Africa phoning me up. Each & every 
time I explain to them I have no money. However, they might be a 
possibility I have their details.

To be fair I realise that some of you have decided to adopt a 
millstone of debt as your life strategy so I realise that 
psychologically you are only concerned with your own money. Good 
luck you'll need it.
The poor ones are just popcorn fodder, nearly all; before, 
during & after.

NASA keeps close eye on debris, birds in shuttle flight:
The 115th shuttle mission is scheduled to lift off Saturday at 
3:49 pm (1939 GMT), but there is a 60 percent chance of bad 
weather that would delay the launch.

They're probably going to survive the first failure to launch 
then...

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Shhhhh!! Don't tell 'em! ;)

Goodnight.

Here's my email:
dravenport@yahoo.com
Feel free.
I try to unsubscribe from your group but it fails every time.

I hear you yes. Just us two building this thing because they are 
utterly useless. You got it about right.

More seriously though, I am totally prepared to carry this out 
without you right into space and beyond. Mark my words.

A date with a reptile would be funny!! LOL!!

Of course I can only rely on myself to make money. You are 
utterly incapable of paying me and thus disgracious. The problem 
is that if I cannot rely on you for the money I cannot rely on 
you for the employment situation either. In fact I can't rely on 
any of you for anything even remotely pragmatic. Therefore I can 
only resort to methods of making money that don't involve other 
people: say on the internet.. However I think it is generally 
accepted that this is difficult to do especially when you have 
no useful capital in the first place.

One thing is certain, as the days and the weeks and the months 
roll by. Though I might get the date I won't get the money.

Someone, anyone, bird, beast or reptile - demonstrate to me 
acting ability and I'll make it a date.

114 Pounds Sterling living expenses. The rent is additionally 
paid with social security and council tax.

114 Pounds Sterling every 2 weeks off social security and I have 
no savings.
Now if I'm Jesus then I'm very sorry but you have completely 
fucked in your introductions and you'll never get a chance at 
another one.
Have a nice evening.

Thanks for the asking, all that was ever needed was the doing.
It is sad how you cannot act.

It seems doubtful I should from a moral standpoint but 
hopelessly impractical.
The fact that I HAVE ruins the prospect.
You cannot undo the past. It is simply impossible so you just 
live with it.
It is not therefore the case.

There was a mass realisation. Of course some were faster to it 
than that! :)
It seemed also that a vast amount of negative energy just peeled 
away almost immediately.

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and will just do that fast. Glad there are no carpets here to 
contend with.

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Well I hope there isn't but it looks like something has awoken 
Israel's anger.

Next thing you'll know there'll be a nuclear explosion .... ;)

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Russian President Vladimir Putin has ordered special services 
to "find and destroy" the killers of four Russian diplomats 
taken hostage in Iraq. 
then 
Russian best start with bush,blair and the queen

Date: Mon May 15 13:34:44 2006 
Message:
Nazi signs the l's by 4 = 28
L standing for Lucifer
Yellow Gold Band To bind her to the one wearing the one ring
to bind them in the darkness
once long long ago he was but a sheep herder
then he made his way from Iran claiming to be a hebrew
none ever heard of hebrews till then so a new race begain
Jews they be called
back then he was so lovely what has happen too him???
has he become so darken are decived??? by the King Arthur???
once she loved him beyond all things
now she wonders what has happen to him??

To calculate the true odds simply take the number of successful 
shuttle launches and divide by the number that weren't. Though 
the sample size is small it is nonetheless better than nothing. 
Additional refinement of the odds may be calculated by looking 
at the hardware and so forth for this particular mission.

Bit ice-cold today Helen??
Yes. Sorry.

NASA says odds of dying 1 in 100, but worth it.

Someone should open a betting market. :)

Russian President Vladimir Putin has ordered special services 
to "find and destroy" the killers of four Russian diplomats 
taken hostage in Iraq. 
The head of Russia's security services immediately pledged to 
see Putin's order carried out. 

The Russian government confirmed the four men's deaths this 
week, after an insurgent group released a video showing two of 
them being killed. 

The group had demanded Russia leave Chechnya and release Muslim 
prisoners. 

"The President gave the order to Russian special services to 
take all measures for finding and eliminating the criminals who 
carried out the murder of Russian diplomats in Iraq", the 
Interfax news agency quoted the Kremlin's press service as 
saying. 

'Occupiers' blamed 

He said Russia hoped its friends would help to identify the 
killers. 

The head of the Federal Security Service (FSB), Nikolai 
Patrushev, promised to carry out the task "however much time and 
effort it requires", Interfax reported. 

Separately, the lower house of the Russian parliament approved a 
statement condemning the killings, and appearing to blame 
Iraq's "occupying powers". 

"The whole responsibility for the situation in Iraq, including 
guaranteeing the security of its citizens, and also foreign 
specialists, as before lies on the occupying powers," the 
statement said 

Russia has strongly opposed the US-led military campaign from 
the beginning. 

The diplomats were seized in Baghdad on 3 June. 

A group called the Mujahideen Shura Council, linked to al-Qaeda 
in Iraq, posted the video of the killings on the internet. 

On Monday, the Russian foreign ministry urged the Iraqi 
authorities and the US-led coalition forces to find and punish 
the perpetrators. 

There is not in my opinion anything inherently malignant about 
the occult. In any case this particular symbolism refers 
to "drawing down the spirit" and if you reenact this then you 
simply stand up straight with your arms raised above you in a V-
shape.

The cut to the forehead pre-op did seem to ressemble the sign of 
Typhon specifically. I struck my head against the metallic edge 
of one kitchen cupboard panel at more or less the precise angle 
in order to obtain that shape.

hyaluronic acid. It looks interesting.

Looking for coins in carparks is actually an excellent 
observational exercise. You also have to keep your eyes out for 
oncoming cars.

(1) 100% cotton
(2) Dark blue.
(3) Definitely NO elastic around the bottom or the sleeves and 
neck area large enough. The bottom of the garment should just 
tail off.
(4) No logo. (Those things can chafe!)
(5) No inner lining (That's just mad! Why? Why? Why?)

I want to buy one of those.

Try walking somewhere instead of always taking your car. You 
might see things from a different perspective and you could 
enjoy the sunshine properly for a change.

My best view at present is that there is a kind of hell and 
there is a kind of heaven. Annihilation looks out of the 
question. What IS the matrix? It is your mind.

Yes I was a Mahi Kari initiate around the age of 25. I didn't 
agree with all their ideas and left the organisation after a 
couple of years. It is true that you are slightly pressured to 
give money but it is not the case that you are very pressurised 
because you are not. Some of the "revelations" are barmy in my 
opinion but it should be obvious that a lot is meant only 
symbolically. The actual 3-day initiation had some interesting 
spiritual teaching: have no doubt about that!
So as far as sects go you can surely do much worse.

Then again could be horribly accurate but what can one do?

In a nutshell: eat less and exercise more.
I don't believe in crash diets, just adopt eating less as your 
day-to-day regime for life.
THE SCALES:
Wouldn't pay too much attention to them since muscle has twice 
the density of fat tissue.
And if you're going to exercise then that will be the 
consequence.
Most women look better with more fat on them than not.
Your body image may be horribly inaccurate.
Try measuring yourself instead.

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Auctioning that dustwrapper again Helen??
Maybe. :)

Evening racing tonight Helen??
Possibly. :)

Most american citizens today, like myself hide behind our 
military, we have alot to say from our comfortable homes behind 
the television, whilst people from these various third world 
countries are being killed for wanting to go to school, are we 
blind? Ignorant? Stupid? Or just inhumane? If you were in that 
situation, which is not impossible, how would you feel if your 
kids, parents, friends and family were opressed in that manner, 
how would you feel if you never know when your'e going to have 
your next meal? These are people who are wealthy, yes, wealthy 
as their wealth does not include cable television, hamburgers, 
beer, nightclubs, affairs ... blah blah blah ... decomposed 
bodies.
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Yes I basically agree with that. However you can't get a 
spaceship to go without money that is absolutely certain.

Hmmm hello Vlad.
Now where were we? :)
Oh yes! I was trying to explain about the money ... !!

Most american citizens today, like myself hide behind our 
military, we have alot to say from our comfortable homes behind 
the television, whilst people from these various third world 
countries are being killed for wanting to go to school, are we 
blind? Ignorant? Stupid? Or just inhumane? If you were in that 
situation, which is not impossible, how would you feel if your 
kids, parents, friends and family were opressed in that manner, 
how would you feel if you never know when your'e going to have 
your next meal? These are people who are wealthy, yes, wealthy 
as their wealth does not include cable television, hamburgers, 
beer, nightclubs, affairs, money, deceit, their wealth consists 
of Faith & family. No american citizen has been through these 
circumstances so why speak for what you know nothing of? The 
beauty of Islam is peaceful, humble, a life with no pride, take 
some alone time, to think of everyhing thats happening, what 
proof do we have? We are puppets and propaganda have shaped our 
minds, we have not minds of our own, we think what they want us 
to think, put aside your'e ignorance and make a stand against 
this evil, the source is in our country, no need to display 
arrogance, nor superiority as death is the great leveller, and 
our decomposed bodies will not look any different from the 
next! Thank you for your time! Peace to all!

You americans have no real nor true reason for you irrational 
rather stupid behavior, you worship satan and have no sense of 
religion so why assume if you cannot understand, why speak if 
you hear not, why conclude without a beginning? Wake up and 
smell the dirty american bores "sniff" "sniff"....disgusting!

Fuck all americans, i have bush's face printed on my toilet 
paper, you americans have no substance and beat around the 
bush, blinding the world by terrorism when ur interest is oil, 
u will burn in hell, and when i see that, not if, but when i 
see that i will smile with content, fuck you and fuck all you 
american pricks, grow some balls and fight with the sword, dont 
play with ur fucking toys! With all due respect to americans, 
FUCK YOU!!!

three cartoons made political points.

One showed Muhammad turning away suicide bombers from the gates 
of heaven, saying  Stop, stop   we ran out of virgins!    which 
I believe was a commentary on Muslims  predilection for 
violence. Another was a cartoon of Muhammad with horns, which I 
believe was a commentary on Muslims  predilection for violence. 
The third showed Muhammad with a turban in the shape of a bomb, 
which I believe was an expression of post-industrial ennui in a 
secular   oops, no, wait: It was more of a commentary on 
Muslims  predilection for violence.

In order to express their displeasure with the idea that Muslims 
are violent, thousands of Muslims around the world engaged in 
rioting, arson, mob savagery, flag-burning, murder and mayhem, 
among other peaceful acts of nonviolence.

Muslims are the only people who make feminists seem laid-back.

Hank Hill: "So are you chinese or japanese?"
Khan : "We Laotian..."
Bill : "The ocean? What ocean?"
Khan : "FROM LAOS STUIPID! Its a land lock country in southeast 
Asia.."
Hank Hill : "So are you chinese or japanese?" 

what we should tell "peacefeul" islam is this. 

1. committ one more terror attack on israel, the U.S. or any of 
our allies, 
and we're taking all of the oil, and then wiping the middle east 
off the 
face of this planet permanently, PROBLEM SOLVED 

2. for committing 9/11 and many other terror attacks, the damn 
muslim scum 
will provide FREE oil to the west for the next 100 years. 
failure to do so 
will result in their immediate destruction. 

3. for committing 9/11 and many other terror attacks, "peaceful" 
islam will 
pay $10 million to each family that lost a family member because 
of a 
"peaceful" muslim. 

failure to follow through on any of these will result 
in "peaceful" islam's 
IMMEDIATE DESTRUCTION. 

death to islam. 

there's this bar...
 
a bunch of good ole boys are sitting 'round, getting stinking 
drunk...

and talking 'bout how much they hates liberals!

When all of a sudden

a guy bursts into the bar....

"HEY!"  he yells...
"up the street.....they's BURNING a FLAG!"


now
these good ole boys was proud god fearing patriots

and if'n liberal scum were agonna go burning the flag in THEIR 
town then they was agonna DO SOMETHING about it!...

so they grabbed their clubs and guns
(which they always kept handy for beating liberals with)
and ran up the street ...to where some OTHER good ol boys were 
standing around a tree...

and a HANGING from that tree...by  the nick...
dangling over a fire that was just beginning to blaze...

was some guy.......


"HEY!"  our beer drinking boys yelled...
"What's agoin on heah?"
"Somebody told us someone was burning a FLAG!....."

to which one of the lynchers said...

"A flag?!!!!!....no!....absolutely NOT!...
why...we's good christian patriots!
We would NEVER burn a flag....

this here's a F_G!".....


and everybody, except the f-g, had a good laugh....

Bit late but let's keep going. People of Croydon: idiots, 
numskulls, the slightly less than sane, I want more beer.
I am your ruler. We are going to construct a space-ship that 
goes much faster than Light.. (much!)
No you are not dreaming. (Unless you are presently asleep and 
dreaming which is quite likely if you are going off to your 
boring administrative position tomorrow.)
Do you want my company ladies? (Okay I can't do that but .. !!)
Do you want a better job? A job that is the envy of the world?
Well I can do that for you.
Just think of the prestige a second. And I am not going to screw 
you over recruiting - believe me your CV just go tear it up I'm 
not interested - and I'm not interested in 3 day recruitment 
bonanzas either. I'll know on the spot if you're any good and if 
you're not at least the employed ones will buy you popcorn I 
guess. I know there is not much in your heads and I'm sorry. 
Don't worry you'll get there in the end.
Love Helen. 

Dear oh dear oh dear. It's shocking how mad they are!

We await to see if anyone on Earth (other than yourself Helen) 
has enough sense to realise that generally you cannot construct 
a space-ship out of bubble-gum wrappers. We'll see.

Let me explain something to you. I'm really not into pointing 
out people as hypocrites searching around for coins in parking 
lots. Also I probably could make money gambling but I would 
still have to concentrate considerable efforts there - because 
with what we have presently then certain situations are very 
difficult to predict especially when the odds have that uncanny 
knack of representing fair value. I simply cannot go off to some 
venture capitalist - I am bound to meet with some weird & 
wonderful response but definitely no money. If you want me to 
work on this Physics theory then you are going to have to supply 
me with some money to do it. Someone. Anyone. See SENSE and just 
hand over some so I can get this very important space project 
off the ground. Thank you in advance! By the way, it truly is 
fully my intention to carry this project out in Croydon. Now I 
know it's difficult getting used to the idea and ideas but we 
need to get going.

On an uncensored site and on the internet generally you are free 
to voice your opinion anonymously pretty much in anyway you 
want. However here I agree there is no way out. 

I apologise for any content upon this website that may in anyway 
be deemed defamatory, offensive etc. to any particular named 
person. Think I've done a disclaimer like this before but it 
never hurts to have another. Opinions expressed may or may not 
accurately represent my own views or opinions. The 
representation of events may or may not be real or they may be 
fictitous. The offensive language is not pretty but I am.

Look I'm trying to explain to you about the money ... :)

The CF cards for this camera don't work so I guess that little 
money-spinner idea for now is fucked. I have some abysmal 
quality photos I did a while back: will maybe just use one or 
two of those.

To think that we are going into outer space and I'm scrabbling 
around in carparks for loose change.
Shame on you all!
(Gee, what else is new doc?)

Not bad in turquoise by the way.
You should stop by some time for some freshly prepared 
annihilation soup.

Any money chants for us this afternoon Helen??
Not now I'm busy: later. :)

Geneva finance center Vs. City of London.

Who is going to win? :)

Unconvinced? .... hehehehe

Sorry. Can't do you any faster than light device patent anymore. 
You've had your chance and blown it ...
(Wow!! That's a cute one in that photo .. looks like she's about 
to throw up all over her rich boyfriend.)

I'll send them to Hell. It will be worth it for the expressions 
on their faces alone ... :)

So .... for these pissing few bucks what am I supposed to be 
getting again?? LOL!!

"I have simply had it with you. Sort yourselves out."

Can definitely go along with that.

Those financial guys my kind of people...

Yes the strange 9/11 site it just keeps getting better..

Is there a Hell heaven ?? Sorry! Meant HELEN.

I was thinking.
I could try and do a smash & grab job on a cash machine - 
something like that.
If I got caught I reckon the coppers would give me a verbal 
warning and tell me to lay off the drink ... :)

If I consider some of my earlier thought-processes some time ago 
as in any way similiar to yours then you have my sympathy.

OK I've had a little think about this and maybe a little bit in 
haste. To reach a mass audience I could probably put together a 
book on spiritual teaching in a couple of weeks.

Happy now?

Time to do other stuff now.

Helen you are a bitch. I hate you.

There. I ripped the smile off of your faces. Now you can be like 
me.

It doesn't really matter whether it's climate change that does 
for it. It is obvious that you will just keep on till you do by 
one means or another. At least this way you may be able to plan 
your escape. The question I have to ask though is whether you 
have sufficiently learned the lesson not to do it again. If you 
get some new form of cleaner energy production then what lesson 
is there to learn in the 1st place? One thing will never change 
it seems - and it's your thieving nature.

Though I sympathise with the economic problems in France I am 
not going to make this a joint venture. I still intend to carry 
this out in Croydon - reopen the airport and just launch it from 
there. It won't have wheels - we've gone beyond the Age of 
Wheels now. We're not going to involve Central London too much 
either - they got plenty enough money already.

So I am not some world teacher. Just forget it!

One of your funny moods again Helen??
No! Usually those occur drunk late at night. I have simply had 
it with you. Sort yourselves out. Anyway, a new form of energy 
and many other benefits isn't so bad.

Too late. Sorry. You have had the door slammed in your face.

So basically I think that this is a fair judgement and I'm 
sticking to it.
Don't play me for a fool I know what goes on in your minds.
Better hope you get employed on the Space Mission..
The salary package WILL be fairly unattractive though I can 
assure you.

Did you ever consider that if my legacy was only ever faster-
than-light travel that this would particularly concern me?
Do you think I care about legacies???? Well do ya's?
Of course I don't. You chose to mess with the wrong guy's 
finances.

Send me a decent looking cheque and I'll personally teach you my 
danse routine. But since you won't do it. I won't!

How dare you fool to test my patience in this way?

By the way, I think being given years of warning over this are 
quite enough don't you?? Well doncha???
It is only now at this point that I make my decision though.

By the way, I'm not kidding in the slightest. I am not changing 
my mind, my patience is at an end.

OK folks party over. I do suggest however that you do (pay me).
I warned you about consequences but you continue to dither.
Basically, I am going to prioritise the space mission over 
everything else.
It is far far better than nothing and really for some of you you 
deserve nothing more than sweet fuck all.
Therefore I am NOT repeat NOT going to fill some auditorium with 
people and teach them how to use their minds properly.
You've had your chance and you've blown it.
So I will do what is barely necessary in those areas and that's 
it.
The point is that I decide and that's what I want and that's 
just that.
Hopefully as things with the space mission develop then maybe 
you'll work out some techniques for yourselves and as I stated I 
will not completely neglect these sorts of areas. I wish you 
luck but it's your lives and it's your party.
As for me I am just going to get down to serious work soon.
Any fool can see I require money and I'm not - you are!

X.i^2+n + Y.i^2+n =/ Z.i^2+n

Relate time, motion and mass.

You CAN know the momentum and the position of the particle at 
the same time. There is a geometrical set of lines in space and 
time for which if you trace the sequence and retrace a new set 
of lines then both are knowable.
For example:-
1234567
1357246
1473625
Relate time, motion and position.
Other sequences relate to a set of unknown dimensions.

There is no randomness. There is simply a relatively 
unpredictable interaction of forces.

England have a very good chance of winning the world cup. There 
are signs there that this might be possible.

Get ready! This is for real. I wish you luck! :)

Ah well, yes it's mad. However I think the thing to realise is 
that things really will now start moving - this time positively -
 in a much much smaller time-frame because the solstice marked a 
pivotal spiritual event. Give me a few weeks I'll see what I can 
do but it's a logistical nightmare to plan.

Wow!! That stuff is INSANE!! At least I've managed to sort that 
out more or less.

"From: 
To: 
Date: Tue May 20 19:19:22 2003 
Message:
From: dead dude 
To: 
Subject: They're all fucking mad!!!! 
Date: Sun Jan 26 18:17:41 2003 
Message:
You might want to pour yourself a stiff drink 1st ... hehehehe
It appears that I hold all of London and beyond under an evil 
magic spell..... hehehehehe"

So nothing new there ...
Merlyn still up to his old tricks.
Got a beer now and considering what to do next. ;)

train station.

No, no .. Croydon! Croydon is not run down at all. On the 
contrary, (and I won't hear of it!) parts of West Croydon boast 
some superb examples of Neolithic architecture. There's a very 
fine station there heavily manned by Police most the time - but 
at least that way it's probably not the exploding kind. 101, 
London Road and we have some superb facilities for you to sue 
your ex-employers and there's some dodgy auction houses round 
the back. Keep going down the road and you'll find another 
jumbled example of architecture and this is actually a hospital. 
Turn right there at the sign that says "Holy Saviour" for 
accident & emergency...

(13) Vitamins. (Doesn't really matter if they're synthesised or 
not.)
(14) Moderation or a control of the situation.

(10) drink a lot of mild diuretics like tea & coffee.
(11) air-conditioning.
(12) see your inner beauty and realise there is a God.

(1) Avoid too much plutonium.
(2) Avoid extensive exposure to sun and use sun-cream.
(3) Sleep a lot.
(4) Drink (with B6 as antidote) and co-codamol, olive oil that 
kind of thing, can have profound anti-inflammatory effect.
(5) Lose weight and exercise vigourously (cardio-vascular).
(6) Stop smoking.
(7) Brush your teeth a lot (but don't scrape them to hell 
either) and floss.
(8) Relax. Try and avoid stressful situations. Use earplugs in 
noisy situations. Use sunglasses.
(9) Don't work. Go sign on.

Supply a die with the same trajectory time and time again (with 
a machine) then the outcome shall center around certain numbers 
or notably one number. The point is that extremely small 
differences in trajectory are nonetheless occurrent - remove 
those and you shall always have the same outcome.
How can you remove them?
For example, stick the whole experiment into a vacuum and zero 
gravity (does this sound familiar? Yes. Just like outer space...)
What other forces would you have to remove to produce the 
mechanically perfect die-throwing machine?
Friction within the machine. Imperfections within the mechanisms 
of that machine itself (note that these simply CANNOT be 
engineered out - all you can do is well-engineer the machine.)
So here's a copied table of the forces that could interact 
against the constantly predictable outcome:

Contact Forces:- 

Frictional Force  
Tensional Force 
Normal Force 
Air Resistance Force 
Applied Force 
Spring Force 

Action-at-a-Distance Forces:-

Gravitational Force 
Electrical Force 
Magnetic Force 

I'm here to take my little dump again (Jesus fucking Christ I am 
such a fucking L-O-S-E-R!!)

Your whore-mommy has got her ass out in the park again and it's 
moving faster than light!

ROFL!!

I mean I do agree that there is the remotest of differences 
between ruling the galaxy and signing on, but that's not about 
to stop me...!!

Hmm more drunken forays. Still, I suppose when you're going to 
get yourself the galaxy perfectly understandable.

Yes, this is a galaxial level initiation. That is the level.
Consider how there are physical requirements. They may just as 
well be spiritual but if they are spiritual then they are 
spiritual manifest.
It is necessary that this level of spiritual initiation is 
exerted - have no doubt that it shall with or without you.

This is a galaxial level initiation.

I'm a cheesy sack of shit with no life no fucking nothing and 
with jackshit for brains. Helen, she'll never help me I insulted 
her I understand. But destruction, annihilation, give me hope 
Helen?
Yes I shall do..

I want to suck your cock and when you come get annihilated!

This is a galaxial level initiation.

This is a galaxial level initiation.

Well, do ya?

Punk! :)

This is a galaxial level initiation.

It's the truth. The truth is right here if you dare to believe 
it.

Why is the universe somehow out of bounds?
Are we to understand that trans-galaxial travel is impossible?
Have you not fried your brain on meths and that old familiar 
tick tock of time enough by now?
Really if you are Jesus then you should be helping people - 
people at local hospitals for example.
A decent man like Jesus wouldn't want to rule the universe...
The buck stops with the galaxy.
This is a galaxial level initiation.
Who would care to join in? :)

*privileged  

Yes. The whole goddam galaxy! You betcha! Hang around. Seeing is 
believing... ;)

3 cheers for HELEN OF TROY, future ruler of the galaxy!
All hail HELEN OF TROY, determined for immortality!
Remember: with God pretty much anything is possible and God has 
I can assure you highly priviledged us.
All hail HELEN OF TROY!

Whatever. Just make me the ruler of a minor planet & give me the 
trades right to and from and I'll do for you an industrial 
strength algorithm. (okay so it involves the extinction of an 
alien species but on all accounts nasty - will be glad to see 
them go.)

It is my intention to rule the galaxy. Furthermore I can assure 
you that I shall succeed. Does that turn you on? Okay well fuck 
it I'll just launch myself into the center of it and see what 
happens: bet you'll be sorry then.

..also one hell of a lousy 
lay - I mean for fuck's sake, why are these women fucking the 
totally fucking unfuckable???

Yes why? Unless you can answer the question then no go. I truly 
don't think you can.

Instant fame? So basically it's the same shit as when Einstein 
published his original few papers round about the age of 27. 
Essentially nothing happened for the scientific community simply 
could not grasp that a sea-change in theorisation had occurred.
Of course eventually it did, after a series of letters and 
considerations to and fro, but it took a long while.
One thing I find just incredibly amusing though is the 
application of the calculus to a body approaching the speed of 
light: we are to understand that its mass approaches infinity 
and yet that such a body shall simply fold up to nothing along 
the axis of that body's direction for movement.
A great folly that one should apply a Newtonian invention 
(calculus) to the situation that was supposed to surpass all 
that was possibly Newtonian.
Hang around a bit and I'll prove to you that Einstein's mind was 
little better than that of a vegetable (also one hell of a lousy 
lay - I mean for fuck's sake, why are these women fucking the 
totally fucking unfuckable???).
We'll all laugh at Einstein very shortly. In the meantime I 
suggest you consider what role for the space mission might be a 
suitable one.
Because soon enough we'll have ourselves an engineering problem 
and I require the correct procedures.

Ok. Unless clearer reasons for releasing the code become evident 
then I think I'll refrain for now. There is no point releasing 
the code in part, I would release the whole thing. I've ported 
the code to another platform than VB6.0 and coded out the 
useless bits.

.

.

.

' All code for this project by Helen of Troy, Copyright belongs 
solely to Helen of Troy 2004
' Extremely small amounts of code authored by others 
(descriptions to follow.)
Option Explicit

' ATTENTION: This is module level declaration and so must be 
uniform across all relevant modules
'#Const STATS_VERSION = (-1)  ' use this for the stats version
#Const STATS_VERSION = 0  ' use this for the main version

Private Type Market_Entry_Point_Constraints_Info_1
    TradedVolume                       As Boolean
    Window_Of_Time_Begin               As Boolean
    Window_Of_Time_End                 As Boolean
    OverRoundInRange                   As Boolean
    PreRaceState                       As Boolean
    InPlayState                        As Boolean
    Error                              As Long
    GreenLight                         As Boolean
    FastRefresh                        As Boolean ' less 
restricted than greenlight
End Type

Private Type Runner_Entry_Point_Constraints_Info_1
    OddsBelow                          As Boolean
    TradeCompleteState                 As Boolean
    ' non-Boolean values:-
    MarginIncrements                   As Integer
    Error                              As Long
    GreenLight                         As Boolean
    FastRefresh                        As Boolean
End Type

Private Enum MarketViewEvents
  Suspend = 1
  Loading = 2
  EventUnavailable = 3
End Enum

Private Type Reduction_Info_1
  SnapShot            As String
  Percent_Reduction   As Single
End Type

Private Type Tissue
  Odds As Single
  Name As String
  Scratched As Boolean
End Type

Private Enum Matched_Status
  Error = (-1)
  Reset = (-2) ' don't want zero
  Unassigned = 0
  matched = 1
  unmatched = 2
  Cancelled = 3
  PostCancellation = 4
  'FinalizeCancellation = 5
  EventClosed = 6
  FinalizeEventClosed = 7
  Voided = 8 ' not used yet but surely relevant?
  No_Bet_History = 9
  No_Current_Bets = 10
  Matched_And_UnMatched_Bets = 11
End Enum

Private Enum Matched_Status_Simple ' to prevent zero values
  Un_Assigned = 0 ' useful to check if it was never assigned
  m_atched = 1
  Un_matched = 2 ' ambiguous to compiler  (because of Enum 
Matched_Status) hence an underscore
End Enum

' raw strings-- raw data
Private Type ParseBet_Info_1
 '---------------------------------------------------------------
---------------------------------------------
 ' The next few values are the raw data and all strings notably
 '---------------------------------------------------------------
---------------------------------------------
 Raw_Ref                 As String ' It isn't. Have to parse it 
out. It's timestamped too
 betPredictionName       As String
 betOddsTD               As String
 betStakeTD              As String
 betProfitTD             As String
 ClassName               As String ' raw. Use select case on the 
tag name to determine the BetType
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 ' The next values are less raw
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 Error                   As Integer
 MatchedStatus           As Matched_Status_Simple
 ClassBet                As clsBet ' class is reusable!!
 BetType                 As String
 Bet_Time                As String
 Bet_Date                As String
 Bet_Ref                 As String
 HTML                    As String
 HTML_ReductFact         As String
 SnapShot                As String ' involved order identifier
 strBackColor            As String ' an involved identifier with 
respect to holding market positions in subsequent (inplay) market
(s)
 BetResult               As String
 BetStr                  As String
 Voided                  As Boolea